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*Just file this under: Don’t hate the player hate the game. With ME being the player, as writer, – and the game being this less than pleasant story ‘K? 

You’ve seen those memes warning you about eating the potluck dish that came from “Sally’s” house, yes? Here’s one reason why they might actually be on to something.

One feminist blogger has got social media in a viral dialogue for doing just about the nastiest thing imaginable with food. The blogger who calls herself Stavvers claims she baked sourdough bread using the discharge from her vaginal yeast infection.

Yeah, you go on and take a minute right here.

She revealed that lil’ ditty in her post, “I’m making sourdough with my vaginal yeast.“

What I want to know is, why do some people think shit like this is cute?

No really. I want to know.

Anyway, this chick said she thought of the idea when she woke up one morning and felt the familiar symptoms associated with the discharge.

In what she must have been scraping off and saving up for weeks (’cause baby if you got that much from one sitting, you are long overdue for a checkup), Stavvers claims she scooped the Candida yeast off her dildo and used it to bake sourdough bread.

Read more (if you dare) at EURThisNthat.