Thursday, March 28, 2024

Festive or Fecal? How do Reese’s Peanut Butter Christmas Trees look to You?

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*The war on Christmas rages on.

First, we had Starbucks customers taking the company to task because they ditched past seasons’ winter images like snowflakes and stuff on their customary red cups.

Now, fans of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are complaining that the company’s seasonal “trees”, which hit stores just before Thanksgiving, don’t look like trees at all.

They’re claiming (via social media, which is where you go to complain about things these days) that they look much more like “turds.”

Writer Michael P. Coleman had to "investigate" and this is what he saw.
Writer Michael P. Coleman had to “investigate” and this is what he saw.

No shit.

Now there is really not a bigger Reese’s fan in the world than me. And I’m talking about my love of the product, not the size of my ass…but now that I think about it, there is a strong correlation.  I think peanut butter should be its own food group, and in a world where one wonders, covering the gooey stuff in chocolate is a sign that there really, truly is a God. Hell, I even named one of my dogs Reeses.

Read more (and see a picture of our blogger’s dogs!) at EURThisNthat

 

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