Kenya Alozie

*Hey, I’m no prude when it comes to well, you know…But sh*t just got weird.

You may have heard but, British police say a woman named Kenya Alozi, from Nigeria, went way too far if she was aiming for mere freaky. 

While she was having sex with some unsuspecting guy, she had an iron nearby, and used the opportunity to burn his genitals with it.

Dude, seriously, we feel your pain.

I don’t know if this will make you feel any better, but her behind is headed straight to jail for nine years after being charged with “Grievous bodily harm (GBH) with intent” at the Woolwich Crown Court on December 14. Police say the 31-year-old former Coventry University student’s attack was “calculated and pre-planned.”

To add further insult to injury, she didn’t stop there, the woman then attacked the man with a broken bottle…obviously strategically placed.

Read more at EURThisNthat.