coke man

*Admit it, no matter how good a writer might be, some of the stuff that we type for your information might cause you to think, “No way did that happen!”

Such is the cray-cray world we live in.

So what if I told you that a 73-year-old man was pulled over on a routine traffic stop in Seattle. The policeman, a young, Caucasian cop, strolls up to the car (he said he was only going to give the driver a warning!), and lo and behold, he sees the man trying to snort a line of cocaine…RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!!

This is how it went down word for word.

Officer: Do you know why I’m stopping you?

Driver: I have no idea.

Officer: Can I see your drivers license.

Driver gives it to him.

Officer: OK. Stay in the vehicle and I’ll see you in a minute.

Officer walks away. Returns about a minute later.

Officer (at drivers window): What’s in your left hand?

Driver: Nothing.

Officer: Show me your left hand…Waiting…What is that?

Driver: Silent.

Officer: Are you kidding? You’re about to snort coke on the side of the road?

Driver (Feigning surprise): No!

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