*On Monday, a Toronto woman named Makala, (Twitter handle @_blotty), shared a detailed account of what happened after the toilet at her date’s house wouldn’t flush, forcing her to wrap the poop in several layers of toilet paper and carry it in her purse.
Whoa! Already too, too TMI. However, we digress. Back to our story.
As expected, her Twitter posts went viral and once her recap was over, she seemed quite concerned that her reputation had quickly gone from most desirable LSLH (light skin/long hair) diva, to “just the poop girl.”
Below is Makala’s account of her sh*tty date:
“I have a story to tell. It is about my poop,” she begins.
“So yesterday, I went on a date with a man who asked me out in the grocery store the other day. All was going well. I went back to his place. I am a confident, calm and self-assured woman so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom.”
“There was only one single piece of poop. So in that moment, something came over me,” she explains.
“And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet. Once that was done, I realized i didn’t have a plan. What do I do with it now? I can’t f***ing leave it there. By this point I was really freaking out because I’d definitely been in there too long. I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it in multiple layers of toilet roll and put it in my purse.”
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“I’m sitting in his house with a piece of poop in my purse,” she writes to her sister, who suggests she find a window to toss the poop out.
Click the screen shots below to see their exchange & read some of the Twitter reactions here.