Master P

*The ongoing divorce drama between Master P and his alleged freeloading ex Sonya Miller has just taken a turn down LOL Boulevard. During a recent hearing, P filed a laundry list of excuses for missing a recent hearing. In the docs, P includes an email from his attorney’s office informing him his lawyer was laid up in a hospital with an unspecified “medical emergency.”

TMZ reports that the businessman is also dealing with his wife’s landlord, who says Sonya stole some furniture when she left the home. Master P’s stuck in the middle because he’s footing the bill, but he agrees with the landlord that Sonya’s “actions are irresponsible, disrespectful and unacceptable.”

In the handwritten docs, Master P also reveals Sonya’s new career goals: “My ex needs help, she told the kids she want to be a stripper.”

Welp, we are living in the age of the #TurnUp, so live it up, Sonya!

Ayesha Curry

Meanwhile, Ayesha Curry continues to make a name for herself outside of being the wife of Golden State Warriors star Steph Curry. Her knack for creating savory dishes has landed her a cooking show on The Food Network, and she has released a book “The Seasoned Life.” Now she’s introducing us to her alter ego, dance hall queen, Gina the Jamaican.

On Tuesday night, Curry urged her followers to follow Gina with a snap shot of her new Instagram page. “Go follow @ginajamaica2007 on Instagram … She’s on a ride… This is what happens when the kids go to bed early smh …” – she captioned the shot.

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Curry, who is using one of those Snapchat filters to distort her face by the way, has posted several videos to Gina’s page. The account amassed 24k followers in less than 24 hours.

… Gina the Jamaican dance hall queen … #lunchbreakchronicles

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