*When I was a kid, I wanted to have superpowers like the heroes in the comic books I read.
Like Spider-Man. Remember him? I used to daydream of being bit by a spider and swinging all over town, saving the day. I even used to catch spiders in the hope of finding that. Special. ONE.
After reading about this guy’s encounter with a spider, I realize, frankly, that I was a fucking nut.
A man in Sydney took himself to the hospital recently after having been bit on his penis by a poisonous Australian redneck spider.
On the penis.
How the 21-year-old worker managed to drive HIMSELF to the hospital after all of THAT is anyone’s guess. If a spider bit Simba (yes, I named him), it would probably put me in an instant coma.
This guy was using a portable toilet at a worksite when the spider chomped on dude’s dick.
I would have shit my pants…which I will literally do before I ever sit down in a port-a-John again.
The redback spider, in case you’re not familiar with his highly venomous ass, is a close relative of the black widow. It is identifiable by a long red stripe on its abdomen.
According to media reports, the man was discharged from the hospital in stable condition.
Read more at EURThisNthat.