*I always marvel at the inventiveness of the human mind. Just think about all of the incredible inventions we’ve come up with.
The wheel.
And then, employing two of them, the bicycle! Then, with four, the automobile!
The human mind has devised a way to fly! To send images across the world and display those images on a flat screen that can hang on your wall!
The telephone! The mobile phone! The microwave!
But listen up, my darlings, NOTHING that we’ve invented over the centuries can trump LICKI, a giant silicone tongue you can use to lick your pu**y.
As Missy Elliot said on @JanetJackson’s 2015 album, “kitty cat meow meow meow meow MEOW!”
Ladies, don’t get TOO excited. I’m talking “pussy” as in a REAL, FELINE cat.
While cat licking may only appeal to a small subset of the population, consider this:
“Cats groom each other as a form of social bonding,” Jason O’Mara of PDX Pet Design said in a statement. “There’s also evidence to suggest that cats view and treat their human captors as large cats. As a human, you’re left out of the intimate licking ritual. At best, you have a one-sided licking relationship with your cat.”
Read more about this…er…interesting invention at EURThisNthat.
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