Monday, March 18, 2024

Free Hamburgers to Anyone Who Changes Their Last Name to ‘Burger’

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*I changed my name once, when I got married the first time. My wife and I both went with a hyphenated last name.  I was WAY ahead of my time, having done it in the mid-80s.  I swore at my divorce hearing and again on my grandmother’s grave I would never change my name again.

Actually, I think the promise I made to Big Mama was to never MARRY again.  But I digress…

Now, my addiction to hamburgers is causing me to rethink that “no name change” thing.  Since I’ve already reneged on my promise to Big Mama, what the hell?

Mr. Burger, an Australian fast food chain, is offering free burgers for life to anyone who changes their last name to “Burger.” Just send in your proof of name change form by 11:59pm on July 31 and the burgers are yours until the end of [your] time…which may come quicker than you think if you start eating hamburgers every day.

Read more at EURThisNthat.

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