Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Charlamange Tha God Wonders if Tomi Lahren Takes Black Pen*s

*Charlemagne Tha God believes controversial conservative Tomi Lahren abruptly canceled a scheduled appearance on his show after her #epicfail on “The Daily Show.”

Charlemagne co-hosts the nationally syndicated program “The Breakfast Club,” and was looking forward to interviewing Lahren, who hosts her own program on Glenn Beck’s The Blaze network.

He told TMZ that The Blaze was unhappy with Lahren’s exchange Wednesday night against Trevor Noah, who challenged the daft commentator’s arguments.

“Maybe they’re trying to stop what they perceive as bleeding, maybe, because, you know, she’s trending all over social media,” Charlemagne said, noting that most of the online reaction has not been favorable to her.

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Charlemagne said Lahren’s representatives canceled her appearance with him shortly before air time.

“I just want people to get to know Tomi — I wanted to get to know Tomi,” Charlemagne said. “I want to know what her background is, she’s a young girl (and) I don’t meet too many young people that have her mindset, so I wanted to where she learned that from, what was her upbringing like, who are her parents, you know, who put those thoughts in her. She has, like, a real old Republican mindset that you don’t see in someone that young, so I wanted to know who put that in her.”

He then admitted a more perverted interest in interviewing Lahren.

“I want to know whether she ever had any black penis,” he said. “That right there will dispel any racist bigot allegation, if she can say she’s had some black penis. I want to know how she feels about black penis. Do black penises matter?”

*sigh*…..Why do folks believe that if white people embrace blackness that that dispels any whispers or speculation about them being racist?

Here’s a clue for Charlemagne, who in the past has referred to white women as “Nubian Queens”: Just because a white woman wants your eggplant doesn’t mean she’s not a racist. Hell, this writer has encountered quite a few non-black women who will only open their legs up to black males who hate blackness (and especially black women) just as much as she does.

Charlemagne knows what I’m talking about. I bet he has a slew of self-hatin’ black male friends who would trample over a virtuous black women in order to sleep with Tomi. Yeah, I said it — run and share that on social media!

Meanwhile, after her appearance on “The Daily Show,” Lahren took to Twitter to reply to critics, saying: “To my fans: Trevor Noah is not a douche or a jerk. To Trevor’s fans: I’m not a bitch or c*nt. We are people with opposing views. That’s it.”

Watch the clip below of Charlamange’s chat with TMZ about Lahren’s no show:

 

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