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Woman Caught With Cocaine Package in Her ‘Lady Parts’ at Florida Airport (Video)


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*A woman arriving on a flight from Jamaica landed in South Florida with a package she just knew had its own safe and discreet hiding place.

But it didn’t take long for authorities to figure out the woman was hiding drugs – namely cocaine – in her vagina upon her arrival at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport.

KathyAnn Ferguson, 26, was abruptly arrested shortly upon landing at the airport Sunday afternoon, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office arrest report released Wednesday.

Ferguson, from Hollywood, was charged with cocaine trafficking and later released on $15,000 bond. It was unknown if she has an attorney.

Read more at EURThisNthat.


Mistaken Welsh Translation Has Cash Machine Offering ‘Free Erections’


*Hear ye, hear ye! This cash machine has a message for you; but its not the one its makers intended so, never mind.

Tesco’s translation blooper offered ‘free erections’ instead of ‘free cash’ at a hole-in-the wall in Wales.

People in the Welsh town of Aberystwyth, where the faulty feature took place, had plenty to laugh about upon seeing it.

The sign should have read ‘arian am ddim’ which means ‘free money’ but instead it read ‘codiad am ddim’ which means free erections.

Read more at EURThisNthat.


Heaven Forbid! Some of the Wacky Reasons People Called 9-1-1


*”911 what’s your emergency?”

Sound familiar? We all know how serious things must be if you have to call those infamous three numbers: 9-1-1.

And while we can appreciate our children having the wherewithal to do this if, heaven forbid, mommy is choking or granddaddy is having a heart attack, have we really, truly sat down with these little boogers and explained what a real emergency looks like?

Apparently not, according to some of the reasons our kids – of all ages – feel the need to place the call.

Laughter permitted.

Read more at EURThisNthat.

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‘You Actin’ Too Damn Fast, Missy'; 10-Year-Old Put on Blast Big Time

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*Hey, one dad’s recipe against a potentially greater disaster might not suit all tastes, but he may be on to something that may prove much more effective than a good old fashioned butt-whipping.

When Kevin Jones caught his 10-year-old daughter, Janiya, who in real life is a whopping 5’9″ passing herself off online as a teenager and snagging a boyfriend as a result, he went into action! He took pictures of her more becoming of a child her age. Obviously, the girl is much, much unhappy about this – as evidenced in the photo above.

So much has changed over the years, and much of it is the result of technology. With the touch of a button and a wee bit of imagination, your message can reach millions.

In this new viral universe, a wallflower can be the most popular guy in school. A woman can be the most handsome man in the world; and a child in elementary school can now be a teenager…without actually going through the development process.

Oh yeah, about that…

Story continues at EURThisNthat.

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NYPD Kills Man Who Struck Group of Officers With A Hatchet in NYC (Video)

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*A man said to be fed up with the way police are treating African Americans went up to a group of police officers in Jamaica, Queens and struck two of them with a hatchet.

One officer was struck in the arm, and the other in the head.

The other officers opened fire, killing the man instantly. They also struck a female bystander accidentally.

Witnesses described the chaotic and horrific scene to CBS news media – telling them that the man pulled a hatchet from a backpack and as one officer tried to speak with him, he attacked.

Read more at EURThisNthat.

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Neighbor Shoots & Kills Teen Boy for Laughing at His Misfortune

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*A 13-year-old boy was shot and killed by an Indiana man who knocked on his door to ask if he had any info on a burglary that was committed at his home nearby.

When the kid (Kobe Jones) burst out laughing, instead of giving information, the man went home, got his gun, and came back and shot the youngsternine times.

He died in front of his mother in the living room.

Read more at EURThisNthat.