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ProsperityJoy
Comment: Good Morning Everyone!!!Please try to have a positive thinking day!*Lovinlife-You are the Pisces lady. How do you float around in all directions without drowning? It seems that Pisces women have a sensitivity on the edge of being "psychic" in a way. Since you are a water sign you are basically "non resistant". Water takes any shape of the vessel you put it in. You can find yourself in some pretty precarious situations because of this important issue. Your defence is your ability to submerge yourself.(You may physically be there but your mind will go to other places and it will be felt) Pisces women are quite lovely indeed and look for their "prince charming" to rescue them quite literally. You can go thru quite a few men before you find him too. i.e. Elizabeth Taylor, Liza Minelli. It seems that there is a need to "suffer" among you Pisceans. This can "drown" the other person as there is no end to the depths you can go. Up or down! Drugs can be a problem with Pisceans of either sex as you don't seem to be able to grasp the "reality" of the situation you would rather "dream thru it". I think a lot of people who are very addicted to drugs may have a Pisces ascendant or Pisces is very heavy in their charts. Pisces women draw many, many men to them I guess it could be that they seem helpless. Helpless they are not but if you don't turn out to be what they expected they could "drain the life out of you". I think Halle Berry has strong Pisces afflictions in her chart. Her character and manner thru her relationships are very Piscean. Since you are at the end of the karmic wheel in astrology no other sign can go as deep and be as loyal as Pisces. You seen it all. Been there done that!!!Take care...peace
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ProsperityJoy
Comment: Sorry Bigchassie-I have already done Aquarian. But one thing I have noticed concerning Aquarians and love. For you "love is to be observed more than felt". Cia..Peace
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Name:
Teigh
Comment: Michael Jackson Bailout Said to Be Close
By JEFF LEEDS and ANDREW ROSS SORKIN
Published: April 13, 2006
NY Times
Michael Jackson, the onetime pop-music king who has endured a lengthy slide toward insolvency, is close to a deal that would keep him from bankruptcy by refinancing hundreds of millions of dollars in loans, people briefed on the plan said last night.
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As part of the transaction, he will also agree at some point in the future to give up a part of a prized %*$et — a song catalog that includes Beatles' hits — to the Sony Corporation, people briefed on the plan said.
Mr. Jackson, who spent years racking up debt to underwrite his lifestyle even as his music career faded, has appeared to teeter on the brink of ruin several times in recent years. Last month, he all but closed his sprawling California ranch called Neverland, a move that came after the California authorities threatened to sue over unpaid wages to ranch employees.
Mr. Jackson used his stake in the song catalog as part of the collateral for about $270 million in loans from Bank of America. The bank sold the loans last year to Fortress Investment Group, a New York-based investment company that buys distressed debt. The entire catalog, of which Mr. Jackson owns 50 percent, has been valued around $1 billion, the people briefed said.
As part of the new agreement, Fortress has agreed to provide a new $300 million loan and reduce the interest payments Mr. Jackson must make.
Under the deal he has been negotiating, Mr. Jackson would agree to provide Sony — which is co-owner of the Sony/ATV Music catalog with him — with an option to buy half his stake, or about 25 percent of the catalog, at a set price, according to the people briefed on the deal.
Should Sony execute its option on the music catalog, it would ensure that Mr. Jackson was able to pay his debts, these people said.
Executives involved in the deal cautioned last night that some details had yet to completed and that the agreement could still collapse.
Representatives for Sony and Fortress declined to comment last night. A representative for Mr. Jackson did not return a call.
But executives involved in the deal said it came after months of talks that spanned the globe, with meetings from Los Angeles to New York to London to Bahrain, where Mr. Jackson has been living at the hospitality of Sheik Abdullah, the ruler's son.
The deal also comes after years of efforts by an eclectic parade of financial advisers including the California billionaire Ronald W. Burkle and the Florida entrepreneur Alvin Malnik to offer Mr. Jackson guidance for extricating himself from his woes. Mr. Jackson's financial managers had been pressing him to shed a part of his stake in the Sony/ATV venture since before he stood trial last year on charges of child molestation. He was acquitted last summer.
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Teigh
Comment: CONTINUED....Many people close to Mr. Jackson have maintained that he could raise money to repay his loans — or at least stay afloat — by touring internationally or working out a series of television and book deals. But the consensus among his advisers was that he would face bankruptcy if he did not refinance.
Sony has a longstanding interest in keeping Mr. Jackson solvent. If Fortress had moved to foreclose on Mr. Jackson, he might have been forced into bankruptcy protection, where his stake in the publishing company could be put up for auction.
In negotiating the deal, Sony seeks to avoid the prospect that another bidder could gain ownership of the stake, which the company has long hoped to control.
Sony has been trying to organize financial partners that could prop up Mr. Jackson's wobbly finances. In the fall, a Sony representative flew to Dubai to meet with Mr. Jackson and an adviser, Gaynell Lenoir, daughter of the late Gerald Lenoir, a lawyer who was a mentor to the lawyer Johnnie Cochran.
Originally, they had tried to hammer out a deal in which Citigroup would acquire the loans, and offer Mr. Jackson a more favorable interest rate, around 6 percent, these executives said. Mr. Jackson had been paying more than 20 percent in monthly interest payments.
Rather than sell the loans to Citigroup, Fortress agreed to match the bank's terms, the executives said.
The various parties had agreed to the deal in principle a few weeks ago, the executives said, but the final pact was held up while the companies involved tried to address questions about potential exposure linked to Mr. Jackson's remaining legal problems.
Prescient Capital, a New Jersey company that said it helped Mr. Jackson secure the original financing from Fortress, has sued him for breach of contract, accusing him of failing to pay millions of dollars in fees for providing financial advice.
As a result, Mr. Jackson has finally been forced to loosen his grip on one of the richest of song catalogs.
He paid $47.5 million in 1985 to acquire the ATV catalog, which had roughly 4,000 songs — among them more than 200 tunes written by members of the Beatles. After 10 months of negotiations with ATV's owner, the Australian tycoon Robert Holmes à Court, Mr. Jackson bested other suitors including the music executives Charles Koppelman and Martin Bandier, the London-based Virgin Records and the real estate entrepreneur Samuel J. Lefrak.
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Teigh
Comment: continued...In 1995, as he confronted early financial woes, Mr. Jackson struck a deal to merge ATV with Sony's publishing arm. The arrangement also provided Mr. Jackson with a stake in new songs acquired by the venture, like "No Such Thing" by John Mayer.
Aside from the Beatles songs, the venture has a vast archive including "Blowin' in the Wind" by Bob Dylan, "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond and "E-Pro" by Beck
The catalog also includes the works of songwriters including Stevie Nicks, Sarah McLachlan, Destiny's Child, Garth Brooks and Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi. The venture is also a big force in country music, having acquired the catalog of Roy Acuff and Fred Rose for $157 million in 2002. An archive of songs from the likes of Hank Williams and Roy Orbison is also included.
(c) The New York Times
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Willie1986
Comment: EURWEB needs to quit catching feelings. I got a e-mail this morning after I called them out on there lateness of there article about Proof. It reads as followed: OK Willie, just so you know, the story was written BEFORE the suspect turned
himself in. So, since you mentioned it, please provide examples of us always being late. And if that's the case, WHY do you bother to come here in the first place? Why Willie, why? That doesn't make sense to us. -- TeamEUR
PS: Since you were so eager to put us on blast, please note that Proof did not KILL (at least he hasn't died yet) the person he shot as you stated in your put down of us. In response to that silly e-mail I would like to say calm down EURWEB and take a chill pill. I'm not the only one here who thinks yall are late on alot of articles. Now step yall game up and back up off me!!
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LilyOfTheNile
Comment: Morning all....Hey Willie1986 are you from the Motor City? Seems the news of Proofs demise and the story of what happened ain't accurate here @ EUR.
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Name:
LilyOfTheNile
Comment: ProsperityJoy are you going to do a Sagittarian profile? Please?
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Name:
LilyOfTheNile
Comment: Song of the Day: Through it All by Al Jarreau! " through it all, you can depend on me!"
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Name:
TAZBABY
Comment: Good Morning and Happy Thursday. WOW Willie did you push some buttons are what? LOL :O)
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StormyMonday
Comment: Good morning!
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YLawdY
Comment: Good morning family. Thanks for the Taurus piece yesterday, Prosperity. Have a great day everyone.
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shala
Comment: Good morning all!
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Name:
lovinlife
Comment: What's up you fine people. What did I miss yesterday? I was home resting my aching back.
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sigmascribe
Comment: Good morning family. I will hopefully get to post more today. {Willie}You better stop messin with EUR before they block you;-) ....AI....was WAY to BORING and Ace should have gone!.....ANTM...I actually was happy for Jade. It almost seemed like she was the only one paying attention to the twirling shim twins. When Brooke thought she was getting on Nnenna about the phone and Nnenna picked it up & started dialing....I was laughing so hard. I would have done the same thing;-) When Jade won the challenge I was pleased she picked the sistas;-)
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bigchassie
Comment: DE CHASSIE IS HURRE!! mawning my sweeties! PROSPERITYJOY> *scratching head* duh, i don't understand what that statement means. i know we aquairans are detached in our emotions. we can take or leave a situation however we want to deal with it. as far as love and romance well, i think i'm a romantic person, but i don't get crazy emotional and get depressed if there isn't a man in my life. Aquarians love their space and freedom and no drama. in fact, that's the best thing you can do for her is to give her her space and that way she will come back to her man even more happier. did i hit it on the head Prosper? hit me back sweetie
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bigchassie
Comment: AND HEY YALL...I FINALLY GOT YAHOO MESSENGER! for those who gave me their e-mail addresses, did yall get my invite to join me in messenger?? i'll check yall out tonight! *grinning* you know mama gots to keep up with all her babies! SO I BETTA HEAR FROM YALL!!
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Name:
LilyOfTheNile
Comment: Hey chassie! Your description sounds like me... I ain't an Aquarius! LOL How you be sweetie?
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: SIGMA>OOH GURL..i was so %*$!ed i missed ANTM. i was switching between that and AI. yeah, you right, Ace should have left. singing is not his true talent. i can really see him as a model or an actor. if they ever do a movie on JFK jr, i can see him in that role. he would be perfect! but singing? nope. The Buckmeister is gone. finally. ms pickels should be gone next. now who got kicked off ANTM?
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Name:
lovinlife
Comment: Thanks so much ProsperityJoy!!! I really appreciate it, I'm going to analyze that data.
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: LILLYOFTHEVAL>hi sweetie! *cybersisterhug* girl i'm doing ok for now, unless these rediculous people start making me mad early this morning they gonna make DOROTHEA come out! and they don't want to see her early in the morning. and i even had my coffee with my sip-sip in it!
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Good Morning Everyone! Lovinlife< I thought you back was doing better sense you started regular exercise, did you have a flare-up yesterday? Prosperity Joy< Keep coming with the astrology, I love it. I’m a Pisces and I always find that the descriptions of the sign fit me, especially those parts about how a Piscean mind wanders and dreams constantly, I know I’m all over the place and can be pretty flaky/wishy washy, and I run through men like nobody’s business. And regarding the drug thing, I totally agree that’s why I have never tried any drugs and even when I got into two serious car accidents I refused to take the pain relievers. Thanks for the post my darling.
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bigchassie
Comment: IJA/PROSPERITY> yeah, i meant to comment on the drug thing. my ex-husband was a pisces and yes, he was a drug addict so of course i had drop kick him to the curb.
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lovinlife
Comment: Morning IJA, my back has never really been better, I've just exercised through the pain. My doctor did this procedure on me called radio frequency. It basically means that he went in and burned the nerves at L3, L4 and L5. The shyt was beyond painful but if successful then I will have at least a year of no pain. I want to exercise and strenghten my back so by the time the nerves grow back I won't feel nothing. I decided to workout because I was spiraling into depression because of the pain in my back and getting more out of shape. The exercise hasn't taken away the pain but it distracted me from it. So long story short in a couple of weeks when the burning sensation is gone I should be ready to get into some serious shape. I intend to be isolating and rolling like Shakira before that year is up. You're a sweetie for remembering. ;)
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MDhornet
Comment: Mornin EUR. ANTM was boring last night. I expected more drama between Nnenna and the other chick whose name I can't remember. Here "Why doesn't she go back to Africa if it's so great" comment said a lot about where here mind is. Jade did do pretty well last night and she didn't come off as stuck up as she usually does. I'm really starting to favor my bony little Furonda though. She's becoming my favorite. I like her spirit. She's just so tiny. Man, standing next to her I'd look like a whale.
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Name:
star
Comment: ANTM Ms. Jay looks a mess! Jade hair color is horrible, absolutely horrible! So here's what I'm thinking, this season it will be a woman of color and it won't be Furonda.
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lovinlife
Comment: Bigchas/IJA, it's interesting about that Pisces drug thing. I definately have an addictive personality...crafting, working out, loving my children. I go to the absolute extremes on things. I stopped taking the pain meds shortly after my accident because I realized that I enjoyed the lightheaded feeling a little too much. I wonder if Pisces people tend to have a little OCD too?
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Name:
MDhornet
Comment: I got this email with pictures of various interracial Hollywood couples. Does anyone know who that white guy is that Eve is supposed to be madly in love with? What about the guy Tyra's with?
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ImJustAsking
Comment: lovinlife< do you feel that the exercise has helped you with your depression at all? I know that exercise raises your seratonin levels, and it's especially great if you can get a high intensity workout first thing in the morning. What has your experience been with that? Also, what type of exercise are you doing in addition to the bellydancing?
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StormyMonday
Comment: RyTay, did you catch The Amazing Race last night??? I'm so glad Lake & Michelle are gone!!!!
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Mimi
Comment: Leslie got kicked off--She and Sara were in the bottom 2. I am so glad Bucky is gone! At this point, I don't care who wins (as long as it isn't Pickle Breath) cuz I like the rest of them (Well, except Katherine-- I want to fight her)
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sigmascribe
Comment: ANTM....Did you notice MS.Jay in that dress...SHe was looking a bit out of shape in the arm area. And I am still trying to figure out why THEY think that color is cute on JADE. And for the photo shoot the dancers they got "Clown", they don't CRUMP. They are simular but not the same and if they watched, they probably were not overjoyed to find out that Tyra said they were Crumpers.
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ImJustAsking
Comment: lovinlife< I think Pisceans do tend toward OCD and perfectionism, I know I do. And sometimes it gets so bad that I can't complete things b/c I get too overwhelmed. Somehow, I am an overachieve in school and in my professional life, but in my personal life is where those tendencies show up the most. To add to the addiction thing, I have over 60 pairs of shoes, possibly over 70, maybe 80, I'm scared to count them b/c I feel guilty. The past couple months, I haven't gone to any stores for fear I will buy something.
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bigchassie
Comment: MIMI>PICKLE BREATH LOL! Gurl she got on my last nerve last night! and threw the snot rag at whatshisface?? that chile is true trailergetto!
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Name:
Mimi
Comment: Sigma: Don't Jade look an old hotttt mess with that cut and color?
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letmein
Comment: lovinlife>what's OCD?
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bigheadbull2
Comment: Morning love biskets. I too have many, many men in my life but I believe its because I am a shamless flirt. Ain't into the signs other than the sign of the cross. Stay up Willie1986 eur could use its engery to fix this limburgerish (cheesy) server and not try and serve up those geritol(tired) reads
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Name:
OSUN
Comment: Good Morning lovely people. It is almost the weekend. I cant wait. I found love on a two way street and lost it on a lonely highway.
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Name:
bigheadbull2
Comment: osun you go right back to that highway and get your man girl.
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Name:
OSUN
Comment: Sigmascribe I loved those twirling twins. I just love flaming guys like that. They were fabulous, I must find a way to meet them. Jade was good in that church fashion show and Joanie was good too. My feelings for Mnena are starting to change, I think her african superiority complex is starting to emerge. I think that Brooke looked good in that Krump photo, she should wear her hair like that more often. I think Danielle is so pretty, I wish something could be done about that voice of hers.
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OSUN
Comment: What up bigbull!!!
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Name:
TommyStrong
Comment: Good morning everybody....ANYONE IN THE NYC METRO AREA PLEASE SEND ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSESS... THANKS...tommystrng@aol.com...or better yet...tonyt06@hotmail.com
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YLawdY
Comment: TommyStrong ...What do you consider the NYC Metro area? Anything north of DC and South of Boston? LOL
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YLawdY
Comment: Someone mentioned Al Jarreau *point up*. My song of the day is "Morning". It's so happy and peppy.
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: Good morning! Prosperity - any insight on Aries? Wishing everyone a BEAUTIFUL day. I'll try to check back in later.**muah**
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sigmascribe
Comment: I feel Nnenna is the one with the attitude to make it. She's the same..the editting in the beginning set her up as sweet and quiet. She's quiet but she's not there to make friends. She seems more mature than the others to me.
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ELSBABY
Comment: Morning All. Have a good day. On other news the other day you all were talking about movies that you loved to watch over and over and The Women of Brewster Place was brought up. The have a play that is coming to DC next year called Brewster Place not sure if it would travel throughout the states...just thought I would share. Check today's EUR headlines for more info.
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StormyMonday
Comment: Myspacers or anyone who knows the answer.........how can I resize a pic???
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: Is everybody off tomorrow - except me?
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sigmascribe
Comment: {Zy}I work tomorrow.
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YLawdY
Comment: ZYDECODIVA...YUP... You and Boomquesha get to hold it down. LOL I'll try to get up and sign in from home to keep you company.
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MDhornet
Comment: OSUN, African superiority complex? That's harsh man. When was she acting superior and where did her being African play into that. She just seems mature (how she picked that boyfriend I don't know) and she just seems above all the nonsense. Why should she feed into what some flighty little girl is saying to her?
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YLawdY
Comment: NAME IT and CLAIM IT, BELIEVE IT AND RECEIVE IT!!!!!!
It's A Powerful Prayer
Prayer by Bishop T.D. Jakes
"When you are DOWN to nothing ... God is UP to something"
Father, in the Name of Jesus, bless me even while I'm reading this prayer and bless the one that sent this to me in a special way. Open supernatural doors in our lives today. Save and set free!Give us a double portion of your Spirit as we take back everything that the devil has stolen: Emotional Health
Physical Health
Finances
Relationships
Children
Jobs
Homes
Marriages
I cancel every plot, plan and scheme the enemy has devised Against us in the MATCHLESS NAME OF JESUS. And I declare:
NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST US WILL PROSPER.
I speak LIFE into every dead situation.
I thank you that nothing is over until YOU say it's over!
I speak prophetically into our lives and to our situations:
Our households are blessed;
Our health is blessed;
Our marriages are blessed;
Our finances are blessed;
Our businesses are blessed,
Our jobs are blessed;
Our children are blessed;
Our grandchildren are blessed;
Our parents are blessed;
Our siblings are blessed;
Our ministries are blessed; and,
Our decisions are blessed.
Husbands are on the way;
Wives are on the way;
Mortgages are paid and debts cancelled;
Our hearts' desires are on the way;
According to YOUR perfect will and plan for our lives.
YOU SAID YOU'LL NEVER FORSAKE US!
IN JESUS' NAME! AMEN!
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Name:
TommyStrong
Comment: YLawdY>LOL...the boros of NYC, NJ, and Connecticut....Prosperity>i'm interested in what u have to say about Aries as well....and b4 i get yelled at good morning bigheadbull!
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YLawdY
Comment: OCD is Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
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Name:
ImJustAsking
Comment: Stormy< Are you talking about your pictures uploaded, or pictures that you are inserting into your page via html? Zyde< hey girl! Who's off tomorrow. Not me!
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Good morning, Kinfolk. I hope that all is well. PROSPERITY-- please post the Sag. sign for me! I missed ANTM and AI last night, so I will try to catch the ANTM rerun next Tuesday. I barely watched the finale of Black/White. Did anyone else catch that? I went to see Scary Movie 4 last night for those of you who care... lol It was funny--in an Airplane-ish kinda way. Oh well, enjoy your day!!!!
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bigchassie
Comment: ZYDECO>I work tomorrow too.
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YLawdY
Comment: I don't normally do the prayer thing (I leave that to the "pros"), but this touched me this morning ad
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: Well, I feel a little better knowing at least Sigma & IJA will be here to keep me company! YLawdY - I hate to infringe on your personal time off - but chile if you can, sign on tomorrow from home & check on your peeps! LOL
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StormyMonday
Comment: I want to add a picture in the comment section, but I want it to be smaller than it's original size.
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: You too Chassie?? Well, I'm feeling better & better!
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StormyMonday
Comment: IJA: I have my pics stored on photobucket.
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Name:
Jacque
Comment: Good Morning Everybody! Chassie, you've got mail.
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TommyStrong
Comment: i'm working tomorrow.
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bigheadbull2
Comment: OSUN you got it. Hey Phillymom and Mother how yall be?
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Name:
bigheadbull2
Comment: Tommy how come us DC folks can't send our addresses you gotta problem with us? LOL
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bigchassie
Comment: LAWDHAVMERCY>ooh i knew it would be funny anything that Abrams put out is going to be funny. i'm gonna have to look at the other movies that they did the spoofs on so i can get the full effect.
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Zyde, I'll be in briefly tomorrow. I'll check in with you to make sure you are still twirling on your pole! Actually--what happened to Good Friday? I remember back in the day banks use to be closed on Good Friday. Them fools wait until I start working here to stop that tradition! {BIGHEADBULL} Are you working in a salon during Easter? My sister says that her wrists hurt from all of those babydoll curls she does for Easter. I remember when I was younger, I used to get an Easter dress, frilly socks and some patent leather shoes. But nothing mattered to me more than my BABYDOLL CURLS that use to last up until about 2:00 on Easter Sunday...
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letmein
Comment: Thanks YLawd..the rest of these heifas were ignoring me **flipping them the bird**...anywayz..I ask, 'cause I, too, am a Pisces. I don't think that description fits me at all. Uh, I do get a lil' "dreamy" sometimes, but not to that extent. I've never been in a realationship less than 2-3 years, so, no pletheral of men for me. Who asked about Black White? Yeah, I watched it last night. Blah blah blah...nobody learned crap in my opinion. But noooo, does anyone watch Sweet 16? My daughter had me watching it last night. The has Pebbles and LA Reid's son on there. He's a mess.
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bigchassie
Comment: BIGHEAD>i need to talk with you tonight bighead. i will send you an email through yahoo messenger tonight.
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: Good Morning my sistahs!!!! Whats crackin? AuntyLawd, I watched Black White last night. And it ended just how I thought it would. NO one seemed to learn a dayum thing except for Rose the yt daughter
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trini2dbone
Comment: letmein, is that the kid who had camels n shyt at his party?
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Chassie-- they spoofed Saw, War of the Worlds, The Grudge, The Village, Brokeback Mountain and a lot of other silly moments in pop culture. They REALLY spoofed Tom Cruise's buffoonery on Oprah. {FLYTETIME} Since the DC folks are gonna connect this weekend, when are we going to pull together the Charlotte folks again?!?!
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bigchassie
Comment: LETMEIN> What chu doin flipping me a bird fo? don't let me get a switch to you lil girl! you know yo mamma don't play that! now give mama a hug! (hefa!) *cybersisterhug* lol!
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lovinlife
Comment: IJA, yes exercise helped with the depression. Don't know if it was because of the serotonin levels or what but just being active made me feel better. When someone is injured due to someone else's neglect it's normal to feel angry, helpless, and depressed. Additionally, people who suffer from longterm painful conditions run the risk of depression. I had to make a decision that I wasn't going to let that car accident beat me and started to exercise again, the depression lifted. My workout regime is mild compared to what it was but I walk on the treadmill for 45 minutes 3 times a week, I try to do yoga 3 or 4 times a week, I work my core on my exercise ball, and lately I added the bellydancing. I'm going to wait until my last follow-up appt before I start strength training again. Since I'm older now I realize the value of toned muscles keeping the fat off. I'm a determined sista that I will be fit at 40.
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TommyStrong
Comment: bighead>I wanted to send out some information about an event in NYC in June....thats all LOL
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OSUN
Comment: MDhornet, you know good and well that some Africans feel they are superior. Anyway, I like Mnena. I would not be upset if she wins. But I am rooting for Danielle.
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Name:
lovinlife
Comment: Letmein, OCD=obsessive compulsive disorder. Letmein, OCD=obsessive compulsive disorder. Letmein, OCD=obsessive compulsive disorder. *see I just did it*
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bigchassie
Comment: LAWDHAVMERCY>ok i'm goin into Nexflix and order those pics.
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Name:
ELSBABY
Comment: Zydeco, I will be in tomorrow, but I have to sneak in and out.
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Name:
letmein
Comment: Naw, he had Kanye, Puffy, and Jermaine Dupri was the d.j. You can tell he was a kid that was full of himself.
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: LETMEIN>>> I forgot to watch that. You know MTV will play it like 1000 times. My question is, were all of those celebrities there for HIM, or did they try to merge his birthday party with some other industry event. I just can't imagine Puffy making it his business to go to a Sweet 16 birthday party..... {TRINI} Hey neicy! I agree. Rose was the only one who got the full experience. I wonder if she hooked up with the black dude? Bruno is a lost cause, although I question his yt-ness. He looks Greek or Italian to me...
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bigheadbull2
Comment: Tommy Oh ok It is my special wish that you do look like Tommy on Martin and I do catch you by yourself someplace. LOL
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OSUN
Comment: Mdhornet, and Mnena needs to quit hogging the phone talking to that dippy boyfriend.
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Stormy< I usually resize my pictures when I enter my html code...Example - <img src www.photobucket/ height=300 width=189 or whatever you want it to be. If you don't know the exact height and width you want, either keep playing with it or find a another pic that you have that is the size you want your other pic to be and just copy the h and w.
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ProsperityJoy
Comment: Hello Everyone again! I was able to come back for a quick minute. Not my usual. Hee Hee. Big Chassie-I agree with you. That is what I meant about the Aquarian love thing. But the women are more in touch with their feelings than the men for sure. LilyoftheNile & LawdHvMrcy (I love your names!)-will do the Saggitarius next week. I have to take a break to recoup my energies and concentrate when I write about the astrological signs. *TommyStrong-Aries I did a piece on you guys before. Maybe about a month or month and a half ago. Is it possible to go back that far in the archives? Later I also want to explain a little about the astrology and how it works with our "spiritual lives". How it helps us in our search for truth. God (or infiinte spirit) didn't put the planets there just for decoration. LOL Take care everyone...Peace...
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bigchassie
Comment: LOVINLIFE> do you mean OCD=obsessive compulsive disorder? oh I thought it was OCD=obsessive compulsive disorder. lol!
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TommyStrong
Comment: when i got in last night my moms had me watching Deal or No Deal...i never watched it b4 but found myself yellin at the TV and gettin all anxious about some money that was not mine!LOL...but it was a young black dude so u know we always root for one of us....
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Osun< I have had so many experiences where I saw some African person trying to dress down a black person about how black people are lazy and our culture and American is backwards, and how women don’t “act like that” in their country. One time this African dude was going so hard on this black girl on the shuttle I was on, the white people called the police.
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bigheadbull2
Comment: Lawd it is one of the busiest days of the year that and mothers day and yes I will not work at the college on saturday and go to the shop at 5 and leave at 1 to meet up with the eur gang
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bigheadbull2
Comment: lawd by the way those babydoll or shirly temples curls... I aint braggin but I don't personally know too many folks that can lay them in like me. I learned from the madam cj walker girls growin up and once you know how you never forget. I would never let anyone out of school the last 20 press and curl my hair cause it is truly a lost art. But baby I can do that thing
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trini2dbone
Comment: Lawd, Bruno was Italian all day. His parents were immigrants which why I found it so ironic that he was so as.sholish in his thinking. But whateva...that guy Rose was tryin to get with was a cutie. Top model was HOElarious last night. Those twins had me dying and that list was over the top. One of them kept sayin heigTH LMAO!!! And Jade can twirl so well cuz she a dayum drag queen. I'm convinced.
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ImJustAsking
Comment: lovinlife< that is good to hear! I'm glad you were so determined to pull yourself out of that. You knew you deserved better than that. RE: Top Model - I'm was soooooooo mad that I fell asleep and missed the show. Sounds like I didn't miss too much though. I did see my racially ambiguous homegirl Leslie was kicked off. Now all I got is Danielle.
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letmein
Comment: Trini> he had it at Jay Z's 40/40 club. Girl, they had the red carpet, and everything. That club was PACKED!!!
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bigheadbull2
Comment: chassie you can talk to me now chile. I don't have that messenger thing. but email me and I can give you a toll free number to call me or give me your number and I will call you
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: BHB2-- You GO, Diva! My sister said she will be in the shop up until about 6-7 pm on Saturday. By then, she is SPENT! She is busy like that around holidays and right before the kids go back to school. Hey PROS JOY! Thanks for checking in. I look forward to seeing how screwed up I am as a Saggi. lol Ok yall, I gotta get back to the grind. Play nice!
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StormyMonday
Comment: IJA, thanks!!!
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bigchassie
Comment: PROSPERITYJOY> why don't you hang with us? you don't stay for long. you come in the morning and we don't see you till the next day. or do we have to kidnap you...*pulling out rope and duct tape* might as well use it now since i'm not kidnapping Jamie this week...
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StormyMonday
Comment: Dang, everyone is hooking up, ummmm Boot, Shala (I think you're in Raleigh, right?) and anyone else in the Durham, Greensboro Raleigh area, we should do a meet'n greet.
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bigchassie
Comment: BIGHEAD>Okey dokey. i will email you give me your email address.
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trini2dbone
Comment: IJA, some west indians are the same way in that they think they're better than black folks here.
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trini2dbone
Comment: Chassie, I think Prosperity doesn't hang out because of the time difference I think she's a few hours ahead of us on the east coast.
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sigmascribe
Comment: {letmein}thank you for letting me know that Pebbles and LA son. That's ONE of the things I don't like about that show. I want to know who the parents are and how they got all of that loot. But was that boy gay?
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Stormy< no problem! Are you putting a picture of yourself up? I hope so, b/c everytime I see you're moniker, I think of Anne Geddes lol Trini you are sooooooo right that Jade is a drag queen! She is CahLearly a man! Yeah, I know some West Indian people do it too. Some of my west Indian friend's parents tell them not to pick up black traits and when they do something wrong, their parents will say "na see, dats dat Ameeerican coolture righ dere" LMAO But to this day I have never see a Caribbean person actually get up in a black person's face and be disrespectful like I've seen some Africans do.
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bigchassie
Comment: TRINI> *pouting and kicking rock* but...can we still kidnap her anyway??? i haven't kidnapped anyone in a long time and Jamie won't let me kidnap him anymore *mischevious grin* I GRAB HIM INSTEAD!! LOL!
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Oh, I forgot STORMY-- you said you thought I was a lot older than 33. *in my Jane Pittman voice* What makes you think I'se older, sweetie?
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MDhornet
Comment: OSUN & IJA, I've heard of these superior acting Africans, but I can't really remember any experiences with any. If I did encounter one, I obviously didn't pay them enough attention to remember. Maybe the older ones are like that, but most of my African acquaintances are younger and not at all stuck up. I'm West Indian and I know some older West Indians can be aloof with Americans. I don't think they think they're better though. I just think they think the cultures are so different. Some didn't have such great experiences with black americans and they don't easily forget. Shoot I can still remember the name calling taunts I endured when I first came. It was hurtful and for a long time, I kept my circle West Indian. Over time, I figured out that the folk doing the taunting were just ignoramuses (they have them in every culture) and I let down my guard. Anyway, I guess the divide between the cultures will always exist. I just don't allow it to be too much a part of my life. Ah well.
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YLawdY
Comment: How many EUR folks are in NYC and around? My daughter is planning on going to college in NYC and I need a reserve of surrogates for her "contact when shyt aint right" list.
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MDhornet
Comment: Anyway, speaking of pressing, I can't stand it when I go to the hairdresser and clearly state that I want no grease in my hair and the hairdresser agrees and then when I leave I just have to wash the press out because my hair is so greased down, it will not move. I've only found maybe 2 hairdressers who can press my hair without using grease and without weighing it down. Looks like I have a perm when they're done. I was supposed to get my hair done tonight at a new salon, but I think I'll pass. I don't feel like sitting for three hours and then hating my hair when I'm done. I'll keep working on learning to do my hair myself.
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trini2dbone
Comment: Chassie you can't go around kidnappin folks all the time! Gotdangit, Boomquesha is at it again. bytch got precon gel all in the server.
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bigchassie
Comment: MDHORNET>oh i had an experience with an African..and he got his arse kicked...THE AMERICAN WAY!!
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StormyMonday
Comment: IJA, nope, not putting up a pic of myself. I'm sending Monique Currie a thanks for an add, and thanking her for the pics I snapped of her at the ACC game. I have a pic of myself it's in my pics section.
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OSUN
Comment: Mdhornet people in general are hurtful and blacks can be our own harshest critics. So I can understand your experience. I will probably get blasted for this but I dont pay Africans much mind her anyway. From my experiences the women think they are superior and very rude and the men just want to flock you. Now this has just been my experience.
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YLawdY
Comment: My folks sent me off to college with "contacts" in every state between NJ and NC (not to mention the family in FL and GA) "just in case". LOL
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bigheadbull2
Comment: bigheadbull2@yahoo.com
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bigchassie
Comment: TRINI>*pouting even more and winey* But Whyyyyy??? Shoot! Can't have no fun! ok, how about if i use your gun then??
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trini2dbone
Comment: MDHornet, I remember I went on a date with this African guy (Cameroon to be exact) and he said he only went out with me because he heard black american girls are easy. I didn't go out with him again. Another African guy I went out with wanted to marry me. As far as west indians go, i know sometimes my grandmother and her sisters can say some things but they've come a loonnng way. i think because they've been here so long. but folks of any culture can be ignorant
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bigchassie
Comment: BIGHEAD>OK sweetie. gotcha! we are going to have a long talk. i've been doing some thinking lately and i just need to talk to you and get your expertise and advise. mine is chassiedot2002@yahoo.com
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sigmascribe
Comment: Chassie}weren't you asking about what Star Jones' husband looked like??? If so, there's a picture of him on ybf today.
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StormyMonday
Comment: Lawd, I just thought you were older because you seem really mature....wisdom and all. I'll add Nappy to that list as well, I thought she was much older. You all are so worldly and accomplished and whatnot. I just thought I was the youngest one on this here board, but of course IJA keeps telling us that she's the youngest.
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trini2dbone
Comment: A man is driving home from work when he sees a car on the side of the road, on its roof, and flames all around. He stops his car and walks over to the wreck.
Inside is a beautiful woman in the car who's bleeding to death, so he rushes her to the hospital.
Six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and every night. He donated blood regularly to keep her alive.
Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married.
Life is good for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and decides to leave him.
He only loves money, and she knows she is just a trophy wife.
She comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, reaching into her pocket for the keys to the Jaguar, "I'm leaving you," she says.
"Oh really, and how are you going to leave?
The keys in your hand are for the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You are not taking it anywhere."
"Fine," she says, and throws the keys at him.
"And those bulging suitcases, The clothes you are wearing, Everything I've paid for.
They are my suitcases and my clothes. You're not taking them anywhere."
"Fine," she says, throws the suitcases at him, strips off her clothes and throws them at him, too.
"And the blood in your body, I sat with you for six months in the hospital.
You know half of the blood is mine. You're not going anywhere."
She quickly pulled out her tampon, threw it in his face and said........
"I'll pay you back in monthly installments."
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trini2dbone
Comment: CHASSIE, AS IJA WOULD SAY QUIT ALL THAT DAYUM YELLIN AND SCREECHING!!!
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ImJustAsking
Comment: MDhornet< I’ve never met any older Africans so I can’t speak on that. I’m only 24 so my experiences happened at college. The African people would speak to you just like anybody else, but whenever a discussion would come up in class they would bring up Africa’s superiority. Also, b/c of cultural differences like boundaries with personal space, some African’s would get into arguments with black people and the first thing they would go to is how we are beneath them and how we’ve been in this country for years and still don’t’ have anything blah blah blah. I think the thing with Africans is this: America has a lot of poor Hispanic immigrants in this country (b/c of the open border and the embargo on Cuba and other restrictive policies on countries, and the fact that Puerto Rico is an American territory) however, when it comes to people of darker hues, b/c the nations are farther out AND b/c of racism, there is much tighter control on who gets here from those places. In other words, many of the Africans, who migrate to this country are from the upper echelons of their own countries which is how they are accepted by INS. That’s why their numbers are so high at the university level. For example, I went to college with at least 3 Africans (1 from Ghana by way of Britain and 2 from Nigeria who were rich from oil profits). Many of their friends on campus also had those ties. So of course, if a significant number of Africans who come here are from at least semi-privileged backgrounds they don’t know about the hustle here or in their own nation. But they won’t understand that until later in life.
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bigchassie
Comment: TRINI>True. true.
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StormyMonday
Comment: OSUN, I agree with you about those African men, the ones I've encountered act as if their hormones are in overdrive!!!
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ImJustAsking
Comment: StormyCurry< I cannot believe you said Lawdhvmercy and Nappy were ‘wordly and accomplished” like, seriously, how in the world would you get that impression? Also, yes, I am the youngest now that I got Kayweezy outta here!! Has anyone heard from her? Anyway, she was getting in on my tenderoni territory. How old are you Curry?
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lovinlife
Comment: Trini you a nasty little heffa. *giggling over that nasty joke*
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MDhornet
Comment: Ewwww Trini. That was disgusting. Y'all are starting to depress me about my brothers and sisters from Africa. I can relate about the pushy African men though. I don't think some of them understand what no means.
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OSUN
Comment: Stormy at least twice a year I run into this same African man in the Antioch area and he approaches me every time. He once followed me from store to store. I don't know if he realizes he has tried to talk to me before or not but I wish he would keep it movin. One came to my apartment door late one night years ago knocking. He lived upstairs. I looked thru the peep hole and was like whateva. The good thing is I moved out w/in a couple of months.
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trini2dbone
Comment: *DANCIN TO NASTY GIRL* LMAO
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bigchassie
Comment: SIGMA>ok, i'll check him out. TRINI> what do you mean, i'm not screeching. NO, REALLY I'M NOT!! LOL! (just teasing!)
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bigheadbull2
Comment: I have had both good and bad experience with them. And most of the women hate me cause believe it or not I can give fever when I need to. And when one makes the mistake of trying to tell me about my self I respond " those insights are very interesting coming from someone who can't even take a %*$! in their own country without a permisson slip.' Trust me they don't stay around me long. But for some reason the men love me and say I'm saucy. Huh???
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Chassie< Trini is right, all that screechin hollerin aint' necessary. Trini< Are you sure you didn't do it with that African guy? lmao
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bigheadbull2
Comment: And let's not forget the US fought like crazy to let the little light skinned elion(sp)gonzalas stay here and fought like crazy to keep the Haitains out. The skin I'm in
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bigchassie
Comment: TRINI>lol!! oh my Gawd!!!! lol! whare in de heyell you get that nasty joke from, gurl!!!
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sigmascribe
Comment: The African folks ;-) To me they are no different than anyone else that applies for a VISA or GREENCARD. They come looking down on Black American's. Mexican's are about the only ones that come over and don't have the attitude of being better than everyone they run up on. I don't go out of my way to be referred to as African American because I'm not getting down with African's like that.
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bigchassie
Comment: IJA/TRINI>i do it cause some of yall can't hurre! but now when i get mad, like i'm getting at these stupid arse people on this phone giving a first name only I GET MAD AND %*$!ED OFF!! I HATE THAT SHEYATT! GIVE ME AFULL NAME DAMMIT!! ok.....i'm calm now *grinning*
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OSUN
Comment: Sigmascribe I'm witcha. I am black.
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lovinlife
Comment: Well to add to the African men bashing...hee hee. Before I met my husband I met an African guy who was in the states for military training. We met on base and he asked me out I accepted and we went to dinner. He was such an azz. He went on and on about how superior africa was to america and blah blah blah. Then he told me that african men wouldn't want to marry an american woman because they don't know how to be a real woman. I listened to his azz for almost an hour and then I got up told him to "watusti his monkey azz back to africa" (School Daze). Then I threw a drink in his face for good measure and walked out of the restaurant. Since I drove to the restaurant he was stuck like Gus, he was yelling "wait, wait how am I going to get back to the base???". I told him to fly his magical african dyck back. I tried to run over his feet but I missed. Baztard!
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trini2dbone
Comment: IJA, no I didn't fock him. What type of girl do you think I am? *smoothin skirt* Anyway, sigma do not get me started on the subject of mexicans greencards and visas
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YLawdY
Comment: Pray for me yall. Pray that I still have a job at the end of the day. Pray that I don't kill before the workday ends. My director is a flaming gay, histrionics prone, diva wannabe, whyte male. I believe he has PMS today and he doesn't realize how close he is to death!!!!!!!!!!
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bigchassie
Comment: i'm sorry yall...that is a pet peeve i have here at work while on the switchboad. when you call, don't give me just a first name, i hate that to pieces! i get evil and just send them to anybody.
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YLawdY
Comment: I'm actually listenting to Mozart in an attempt to bring it down. WOOOOSAH, WOOOSAH, WOO, aw hell, that shyt aint working.
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bigchassie
Comment: YLAWDY>naww sista! let me kill him! i'm in a killing mood right now cause of these fyuckking idiots i'm getting on the phone. i need to cut some fresh meat right now!! (and it's almost lunchtime!)
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lovinlife
Comment: Sigmascribe gurl. that's not necessarily true about messicans. I live in messico north and plenty of them have a 'tude. A lot of them have the nerve to think of themselves as yt rednecks. When I encounter the attitude I remind pedro or maria that there are less than 20 people living in my home and could they say the same. Don't get me started, they can pizz you off with a quickness.
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Lovinlife< it’s funny that you said your African dude said black women aren’t ‘real women.’ That was the same thing the guy on the shuttle said! He said white women were the real women in America, then some white girls told him to stop talking to the black girl like that and they PROMPTLY called the police. I laughed so hard like who are the real women again? The ones that call the police? LMAO bighead< you are so right, that’s my point, dark Haitians “out”, could-pass-for-white Hispanic – “in”. YlawdY< as you gay director if he likes your shoes. That should smooth things over. Trini< What type of girl do I think you are?
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trini2dbone
Comment: IJA< you got mail
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Name:
letmein
Comment: Lawd==no they were there just for him. I think Puff said he was his godfather.
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Name:
lovinlife
Comment: YlawdY, just take a walk to the restroom and meditate for a few minutes.
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OSUN
Comment: lovinlife I would have said to the African that I guess I am not a real woman b/c I am still in possesion of my clitoris.
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bigheadbull2
Comment: ylawd PMS= Pack My Suitcase thats what Ray always tells me. Tell polly pinkenburg to go twitch somewhere else cause today is not her day and tomorrow don't look good either
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StormyMonday
Comment: IJA, calm down over there, lol! Now, you know they are "worldly and accomplished" women. Not saying that there aren't women on here that fit that bill, but those are the two that I thought were much older than their age. Now, as for my age, well, err, I'm like 11 years older than you.
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lovinlife
Comment: OSUN, that would have been a good one but those fools think that shyt is womanly. He made me so mad I really did want to run him over with my car. He sat there sounding like an idiot looking all smug. I enjoyed washing that look off his face with my cold glass of iced tea. I put some force into so I'm sure the ice cubes hurt. *grinning wickedly*
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bigchassie
Comment: BIGHEAD> i know that's right! *pulling out MsDottie switchblade with the gleaming blade shining in the sunlight*
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Trini<I hit you back chile. StormyCurry< Okay, that's what I thought. I remembered you had said you age before when I was all up in the details of your sex life. LMAO But when you changed your moniker I got confused (like usual).
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OSUN
Comment: lovinlife i haven't had the opportunity to throw a drink in someone's face. I look forward to it. I will not even entertain the thought of dating an African. When I was in college I met two nice African men who were generally interested in getting to know you as a person and didn't seem to have this superiority complex.
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trini2dbone
Comment: hit ya back Ija, Lovinlife, I know how some mexicans can be too. I grew up in California and some of them were more i'gnant than the yt folks. most i knew were cool though especially when they found out my folks weren't from this country and i knew spanish
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StormyMonday
Comment: IJA, you are a mess!!!!
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: *putting IJA in the 'figure four'* Hush up, youngin! {STORMY} Girl, thanks for the compliment, but ain't nothing about me that states 'worldly'! lol And, I thnk that each of us on this here board is accomplished in one right or the other. Truth be told, I have yet to accomplish my biggest dream--which is to become a mother. *gazing over at Debonair* {Trini} That joke was nasty! *giggling* And don't pay IJA no mind. I think she has vagina envy because she keeps calling folks on this here board hoes and whatnot. I guess she perceives my hoeness as being 'accomplished and worldly' *shrugging shoulders*
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Lawdhvmercy< Actually, I perceive your hoeness as hoeness. I haven’t emailed you in a while I may have to do that. I’m mad@vagina envy!! Only you would say that. That reminds me, last night I had penis envy and fear at the same time. If anyone wants to hear about it... Stormy< you KNOW I was all up in your business one time before. I kept thinking, I hope she’s not annoyed with me.
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lilmocc
Comment: Hey Hey Good Afternoon All!! *wavin to all* ANTM, AI and Black and White were a huge snoozefest last night. No real surprises on any of them, but although Bucky should have been gone weeks ago, I still would have preferred Ace to go. He irks me. He thinks he can get by on his so called looks. He is cute but not fione, not even by yt boy standards. I am wondering why it took the Black family so long to take Nick to something like the Museum of Tolerance. That trip was waayyy overdue for him. I am glad Leslie is gone from ANTM, she didn't stand out at all to me. And that walk was absolutely hideous - period. LOL Is it just me or does it seem like each season the girls are getting more and more beat up looking? I still say the last season when it was a real competition was the year Eva won. After that, selection has been some trash....
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StormyMonday
Comment: IJA, nah the only time I get mad is when I feel like ya'll are ignoring me. I think it might be my paranoia, 'cause I always feel like ya'll be emailing about me behind my back and whatnot. But, that's only because I'm not use to being around a bunch of AA women. And not to sound racist or anything, but I think I could hang around you all offline and not be scared.And yeah, I would love to hear your story about penis envy! Sounds interesting!!
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YLawdY
Comment: Yes, we have some pretty accomplished ho's up in here. Let's not forget the pole dancers, the anal divas, the teabag champions and other assorted accomplished deviants. CTFU
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lilmocc
Comment: Powerball Has a $224.2M Winner in Mo.
April 13, 2006, 10:51 AM EDT
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. -- A Powerball ticket worth $224.2 million was sold at a convenience store in St. Louis, Missouri Lottery officials said Thursday.
The ticket for Wednesday night's drawing was sold at a QuikTrip. No winner has yet come forward.
The jackpot is the largest ever won in Missouri and the seventh-largest in Powerball history.
"If you buy Powerball tickets at this location, please check your tickets carefully," Missouri Lottery spokesman Gary Gonder said. "If you find you have the winning ticket, sign the back of it and take it to a Missouri Lottery office."
The $224.2 million jackpot would be paid out in 30 installments over 29 years. If the winner elects to take a lump-sum payment, it would be worth $102.8 million before taxes.
The winner has 60 days to decide on a payment option and 180 days to claim the prize.
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: *taking off 4 inch, plastic-heeled hooker shoe to throw at IJA* Speaking of hoes, did yall see LisaRaye's wedding pictures on YBF?
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: Afternoon Y'all ... lemme scroll up to catch up
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MDhornet
Comment: Man I saw those wedding pics. Looked like her behind was ready to fall out the dress. Why does she have to wear everything so tight?
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bigchassie
Comment: Let me ask yall sumpthin...who on here knows how to interpret dreams? lately, and this is the first time i'm talking about this, i've been having these strange dreams. they are dreams of death and violence. i had three strange ones i remember vividly. the first dream i had, a co worker of mine died. i went to her funeral. she was dressed in pink and was in a gold coffin. i placed a pink rose in her casket. the second dream i dreamed that my cousin and i were held hostage in a hotel and the captors were going to kill us with some gas fumes but we got out and soon as we came out the captors came running with their guns and then the police had all of us surrounded. the third dream and this one is really strange, this disttinguish-looking black man who looked like a cross between actors sidney potier and danny glover came to this house i was in and he had this strange demeanor about himself. he was was a bit of a neat freak and a control freak, and he was a very snappy dresser. he dressed very conserveatively. anyway, he killed this woman and left her in the livingroom and he had this video tape. he gave me the video tape and said. "look, i don't want it anymore you can destroy it! i don't want to deal with it! and this girl who i guess was my sister was in this bed sleeping and the man was going around packing up his suitcase. when he put his luggage in his car, he saw there was cigarette ashes on his backseat. he went off WHO WAS SMOKING IN MY CAR??!! he boomed and he looked over at the girl who was sleeping and woked her up and started spanking her on her butt and said "you were smoking in my car! i'm going to whupp you! i want you to wear that tight skirt so i can whip you! and he was contiuously spanking her and i ran over to him and hollered YOU KILLED THAT WOMAN! MAMAAAA! and then he grabbed me and yanked my head and broke my neck and i fell to the floor. that is when i woke up this morning. now somebody tell me, what in de sam heyell was those dreams all about????
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bigchassie
Comment: LAWDHAVMERCY>Lisa Rays wedding pics on YBF? i have to check them out after lunch.
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MDhornet
Comment: bigchassie, what have you been eating late at night.
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: MDHornet>> I hope that dress wasn't her WEDDING dress. She may have slipped that on for the reception. And yes, she DOES wear some tight clothes. She looks like she has gained maybe 10 pounds, but unlike many women, it went to the right places. Shoot, truth be told if I had a body like LisaRaye I would be wearing catsuits and shat to work everyday! lol Yall stop fronting, you know you would, too!
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Stormy< That’s interesting…do you mostly hang around white ladies? And why would you be scared? Don’t worry there are only a few posters who I continuously scroll past their comments so I would never ignore you. You seem sweet to me..I mean you never hit me or anything. I do know some of these women on the board can be ghetto but don’t worry I am the epatome (yes epatome) of class and grace. I would protect you from them. LMAO Now, penis envy. I hope people (like YlawdY) scroll past this post b/c I am gonna get in trouble for it. I don’t know if you were on the board the day I said I met this guy who has a pregnant ex that lives with him. I was told to keep it movin past him but I had already decided not to. We were talking on yahoo messenger and umm you know, sending pictures back and forth, long story short he sent me a semi-nude pic of him so I could see alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of his family jewels. And I really believe he is in possession of more than one family member’s share. Now, I’m not really into big penises, however, I always seem to sleep with guys who have them. But this negro is carrying a monster, I’m not sure how he walks. At any rate, he wouldn’t tell me how long it was exactly, he said it’s 7 inches when it’s flaccid…I guessed him at 10 inches simply b/c I have never seen a 10, well maybe at a strip club but I’m not sure and besides strippers use pumps. So I was envious, cause I thought boy, if I were a man, I would soooooo want a big penis b/c that would make me feel so powerful. But I was scared too b/c one day I might sleep with him and now I don’t think I want to. Has anyone had a 10 incher before?
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bigheadbull2
Comment: Chassie girl you killin me but in a nutshell it means to stop eating meals three hours before bed.
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YLawdY
Comment: bigchassie...putting down the sip sip might help.
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: Willie, don't pay EUR no mind ... they send me emails for having a potty mouf and I just say FOCK Y'ALL *snicker*
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Lawdhv< *ducks from shoe* I'm with you, I think LisaRaye is beeyootiful with a body to match. i saw her in a catsuit twice, a denim one and a white cotton one and she was putting errbody to shame.
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bigheadbull2
Comment: Lawd Lisa Raye = ditto , I wish I had her problem I ain't made at her at all
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ImJustAsking
Comment: RE: Lisaraye< she was on this reality TV show about people trying to make it acting, right before All of Us Came out and her agents and whatnot told her to lose weight. She was struggling but she did it. She lost it to do that Western movie with Lil kim that nobody saw.
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YLawdY
Comment: IJA...I have.
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YLawdY
Comment: bigchassie...it also might help to pass more than you puff.
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OSUN
Comment: IJA I just saw what 10 inches looks like on a ruler. I am a tall girl, 5'10". Ask anyone who knows me I have long legs and that was only two inches away from my knee. How thick was it? He would have scared me off with that b/c I like walking without my innards hurting. I think he would impale you. I would have to walk on by.
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Name:
ImJustAsking
Comment: YlawdY< umm details b!tch. (I forgive you for not scrolling past my post)
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bigchassie
Comment: MD/LAWDHAVMERCY> that's the thing. i have not been eating or drinking. in fact, i have not eaten anything at home. i have a lot of libations at my bar but i can't remember the last time i had a drink. only thing i do is take an ibruprophin pill before i go to bed every night for my leg and that's it. i know it's weird and it puzzles the heyell out of me.
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YLawdY
Comment: IJA..you did not reciprocate did you?
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trini2dbone
Comment: bigchassie, check out this website. www.vanpraagh.com (i think that the correct address) this guy is a medium amoung other things. anyway he has a section were you can post your dream and he or someone from his staff can help you figure it out. keep in mind it may be very strange at first because the folks talk about being cosmically and spiritually intuned and all this other stuff. but they are very helpful.
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OSUN
Comment: IJA that show was called the It Factor and it was done several years ago maybe four. I met Lisa Raye in person and she is very petite and short. She seemed very nice as well.
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MDhornet
Comment: LOL at OSUN. My coworkers are staring at me. Actually one of my girlfriends was with a 10 incher (or somewhere around there) and had to go to the emergency room after. He ripped her insides.
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: IJA>Lisa Raye and Lil Kim did a western movie toghether?? geez, was it that bad that it wasn't advertised??
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: IJA...I married him! We are divorced now, but the sex was not the reason.
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YLawdY
Comment: 0hhh, those weren't the kind of details you wanted?
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OSUN
Comment: That was 2 inches in a seated position. Yes MDHornet I hear woman talk about the big dicque all the time. I had an 18 yr old with a huge big black monster and I would not allow all of that inside. He would get mad b/c my hands were always on his hips controlling it. I need my ovaries, kidneys, all that. Men endowed like that were not made to love me.
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trini2dbone
Comment: IJA, you would want a big penis? if i were a man i wouldn't i'm thinking about 7 or 8 inches hard. its been my experience that guys who are too big take longer to reach their peaks and when they do thats usually it (like no round 2) its too big for them to get it hard again. but by them i'm too tired or sore. smaller guys may bust quicker, but they can quickly get ready for round 2. thats my take *reachin for bible*
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bigheadbull2
Comment: No judgement just a question IJA if he is showing you mr happy happy joy joy and he's just meeting you. Are you sure this is someone you want to share your world with? Sound like a glamour don't to me. And you can have a porshe but it you've never driven a stick then you just have a lovely porshe LOL
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Osun< LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO@impale!! That is exactly what I’m saying! I'm 5'3! He’s like 6’1, in the picture that joint was almost to his knee, if not reaching the knee!! In the past I know I have a had a couple 8 inchers and one of them did not know what he was doing and was steady tryin to put the whole thing in. I had to tell him that when you have a big penis like that, it’s not to be put all the way in a girl, the extra size is for leverage only. Meaning that, you use it so that you can do stuff like change positions without pulling out. I told him that if he tried to jam me with that thing again I would punch him in his muthaf&*^% face. The only 9 incher I had was a one night stand and a quickie at that, I won’t get into the hotails. But to have a repeated experience with someone that big, I mean you would have to always exercise your kegels so you wouldn’t get loose.
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YLawdY
Comment: In all seriousness, you don't use all of it and a man that endowed that's really into you won't even try to. There should be no need for a trip to the emergency room if he's into you and not "knockin the bottom out". You're ovaries, kidneys, bladder should all be safe. It was "fullfilling". *looking smug*
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bigchassie
Comment: TRINI>thanks sweetie.i'll check that out.
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YLawdY
Comment: CTFU @ bighead. IJA..you better listen girl, something aint right with that brother other than the abnormal endowment.
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Name:
StormyMonday
Comment: IJA, yes I tend to make more caucasian friends. I grew up around a lot of them, although I went to an all black church. I like black people, but at one point in time I was afraid of them, I just didn't know any better. I just always seem like I never fit in with most black women, that's why I love the free-4-all, I feel so comfortable here.
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Priceless
Comment: IJA, sit yo wish/washy ghetto azz down *sucking teeth* you wouldn't know class if it popped you upside yo head *smacking back of IJA neck*
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ImJustAsking
Comment: YlawdY< no I didn't reciprocate! And let me tell you, on yahoo messenger you can show a picture and then take it back before the person can save it...and he took his back before I could safe b/c Lord knows I would have sent it to some of you girls on the board. I know it's wrong but whatever. bigheadbul< I agree with you and I don't. My first reaction was "he's nasty why would he send someone that" But then I thought "umm well, I'm looking at it so I can't be too much better!" lol Oh yeah, and don't you ever worry about judging/offending me I always listen to the things you say. You know that.
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OSUN
Comment: Ylawdy my stuff must be all huddled together b/c I can feel that all the way up to my espophogus. I like medium sized ones b/c it wont burn when I go to the bathroom. If you do the big ones, when you go to urinate it feels like it did back when you would fall and hit your stuff on the bar on your bicycle.
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OSUN
Comment: IJA, I dont like the fact that he has pictures of his jewels. That is so J. L. King to me.
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: LisaRaye will always wear her clothes too tight because she is a ghetto hoochie but when you are shawt you can't carry much weight without looking dumpy
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YLawdY
Comment: OSUN...you funny! But right.
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: as for dycks I am fine with 5 to 6 inches after some tongue *smirk*
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: IJA listens and then goes on her merry ho way!
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Name:
bigheadbull2
Comment: Good cause its all love with us btw just like a diamond, it can never be too big and on that note Im off to filines basement to she what she got
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: I'm 5'4 and my ex was 6'8. We created a beautiful child that is now 5'10. Anyway, that child was still way bigger coming out than dyck was going in and I'm not all stretched out. Ask hubby number 2! *winking*
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trini2dbone
Comment: LOL@Priceless. 7-8 is good with me.
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: off to lunch
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Name:
ImJustAsking
Comment: Stormy< How do you know we're black? Pricless< When you come in late, you don’t need to be scrolling down and commentin’ on everydayumthing! If you wanted to comment on earlier conversations then yo’ forever late azz should have already been in here. With that said, How you doing girl? STOP HITTING ME YlawdY< I don’t know if he has pictures of him and his penis posin together just lying around the house. The more I tell of this story the worse it gets, anyway, we both have digital cameras so we were takin them as we go along. Shut up.
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YLawdY
Comment: How we on sex talk and it aint even friday? The mens will be popping up any minute now. Speaking of size..I heard this guy on the radio say "I goes deep. So deep she feel like she's pregnant." I was driving home listening to Michael Baesden and that started me on a giggling fit.
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Priceless< I mean, do we need to know how much penis you prefer and how you enjoy oral sex? I'm sorry, but that is too much information. YlawdY< on second thought, what does reciprocate mean. I mighta done summa that. I may go on my merry ho way but like you said I do listen. That's what counts.
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StormyMonday
Comment: IJA, ya'll black cause aint none of ya'll said nothing stupid, lol. For example, I'm the only black person where I work, a man came up all excited asking if I had seen the movie "Georgia". Naturally I told him "no, I didn't see that one". He said "it was really good, after we put the kids to bed we watched it, it had one of those Wayans brothers starring in it. Boy, he was good. I didn't know that much about Ray Charles until I saw that movie, you should check it out.". Now, that's some white mess for ya! Plus, I've seen all ya'll pics on myspace!
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Name:
StormyMonday
Comment: IJA, plus white folk say "cock", and Iaint heard no one use that word on this here board, lol.
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Name:
LawdHvMrcy
Comment: *standing in line behind Priceless to smack IJA up side the head* OK, let me run down the stats... someone you just met LESS THAN A WEEK AGO showed you his dangling participle? And, this brother is staying with his future baby momma but doesn't want to commit to her. And, you are still considering kicking with him because he is cute? And, you are intrigued cause he has abnormal sized appendages? How/what/when/where did you meet him? This reeks of some My Space drama-type shat.
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MidwestMan1
Comment: Good afternoon ladies, I see ya'll off the chain today!
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Name:
OSUN
Comment: MWM, we make it do what it do!!!
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Name:
LawdHvMrcy
Comment: MWM-- I see your 'Secks talk on EURWEB' radar went off. Right on time as usual! lol
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Name:
MidwestMan1
Comment: LawdHvMrcy, you can't pen the perversion on me today, eyez been good today!
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Name:
lovinlife
Comment: *shuddering in horror at the thought of that snake* I had a horrible experience with a big fella that caused me to have a bladder infection and lots of pain. So run IJA run!!!!!
On to more important issues, he's not a "good" guy, he's a loser. He has one chick living with him pregnant from his big thang and he's emailing pictures of it to a new chick. WTF??!!!!Come on babydoll, having fun is one thing but accepting trash in your life is completely another. Not to sound old fashioned but he has no respect for you, himself, and the chick he impregnated, he sounds like bad news. I agree with Nappy about you being young and should explore your sexuality and find yourself but don't lower your standards to do it. I'm sure you looked at it out of curiousity but think about what it really symbolizes about him.
You as a Black woman deserve a man that will treat her with dignity and respect, not like Karrine Steffans.
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: ok...i'm looking at Lisa Ray's wedding pics. which one is Da Brat??
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Name:
LawdHvMrcy
Comment: I know, MWM. You've actually been really good lately. What do you think about IJA's friend who is taking pictures of his one-eyed eel. Would you do something like that? *about to log onto Yahoo Messenger to add MWM*
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MidwestMan1
Comment: LawdHvMrcy, I would never do that, that's just classless. Besides I wouldn't want to scare a new lover off like that. If your hung like a horse you don't go around postin that shat on the net, that's just tacky. I'd rather surprise the woman and give her some lovin, not act like I'm a human pile driver.
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bigchassie
Comment: Yall...all this talk about endowed wands makes me want to go to indy. and i am wayyy overdue and he wants me to come and see him so bad. i'm considering it. i've been playing the nun for too long now. and he is very well indowed. but, so is the chassie. *grinnig* oh what fun we have! lol1
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Name:
OSUN
Comment: MWM if you are made up like IJA's friend that would be more than surprised, I would be flabbergasted!!!Overwhelmed!!!Terrified!!!
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Name:
lovinlife
Comment: MWM I agree that it's completely classless and SCREAMS of immaturity. Obviously that clown feels that's all he has to offer a woman. IJA in the words of Maya Angelou, "when people tell you who they are, believe them the first time". He's not worth your time, even as a "fun" thing. Trini made the observation a couple of days ago how volatile a pregnant woman can be....so that's even more of a reason to leave that fool alone. If you're bored girl find yourself a hobby. Pisces are usually very creative, tap into that. Don't waste your precious time with an idiot whose undoubtedly emailed his johnson to other people too. *climbing down from soapbox*
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: IJA>>> Please print off the comments from lovinlife and MWM. I think I may have been a little tactless in my response to that ridiculous mess you talking about, but I think they summed it up pretty nicely. Surely you couldn't be that naive to think this brother is a 'catch'... I think Imma call your daddy.
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Name:
MidwestMan1
Comment: OSUN, who's to say I'm not, most well endowed men, if they have any sense don't try and put the whole thing in, it's just as uncomfortable to us, just think about hitting a brick wall, now think about how a man reacts when his nutz are grazed by contact, he ain't tryin to hit a wall with his member!
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Name:
ImJustAsking
Comment: Stormy< I hate the C word...both of them!! Lawdhv< I met him Friday at a club he was performing at. He's a rapper. Umm yeah this gets worse as I go on. STOP HITTING ME lovinlife< Stop shuddering LOL. Ugh I know I know, but I just don't see him that way. He needs me. just kidding, I actually don't have a problem with his situation b/c we are not together and we just met. I just like to see what happens, and if he's anything like the other 11 men I've met this year he won't last long anyway. I only have one constant gardner and that's G. MWM< so there are no nudi-pics of you on the net?
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: MWM1>*clapping* now that's a man with class!! right on my brotha!
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Name:
OSUN
Comment: MWM, I can understand that. If that is the case why do these overly endowed men try to put it all in. I guess it is inexperience. I will admit I would be frightened of an Anaconda like that.
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Name:
MidwestMan1
Comment: IJA, nope I wouldn't do that, never know when some shat will come back to haunt you, beside Ms. MWM ain't going for that, she wants the Anaconda all to herself! CTFU......
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Name:
LawdHvMrcy
Comment: ...And he's a RAPPER, too?!?!?!?! *thud* (sound of LawdHvMrcy falling on the floor)
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: IJA>You know, this puts me in the mind of this guy i observed in yahoo personals. i just went in just to take a peek. i used to meet guys all the time though the personals but i bored with the whole thing so i stopped communicating. anyway, this guy was a cutie but he had two strikes against him. he was separated and he was living with somebody. i deleted him promptly.
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StormyMonday
Comment: OSUN, I think some well-endowed men do it because 1. they think they aren't handling their business properly until a woman is screaming at the top of her lungs and calling on Jesus to help me....2. they learned how to screw watching porno's.
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: IJA, you may not need to know how much penis I can take, but we also don't need to know how many skank men are sending you pics of their ding a ling either *werkin neck*
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: Hey ya'll back from lunch. IJA, your situation reminds me of this book i read called thugs are for fun. one of those tripl crown ghetto books...anyway the girl was all single and successful and tried of dating then she meets this guy who sells drugs got a bunch of drama and wants to be a rapper she was attracted to him because he was so honest and "deep" (i think he wrote poetry too) blah blah blah.
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: YA'LL NEED TO STOP WITH ALL THIS BIG DYCK TALK!!!!!
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Name:
MidwestMan1
Comment: StormyMonday, you got it most men think that porno's are real life and that's how it's suppose to be done, they don't realize that shat it acting! I'm here to tell ya, I'm not envious of the work ya'll have to do to fix us.
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: TRINI> Why Trini, why are you shouting, dear? *batting eyes* lol!
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: MWM..now that's what I'm talking about. There is not need to go at it like you aint never had none before or never gonna get anymore.
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Name:
OSUN
Comment: MWM and it is a lot of work. I dont know if I have that kind of discipline and dedication.
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: TRINI> but hey, i feel ya though! lol!
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Name:
LawdHvMrcy
Comment: *slowly regaining consciousness from smelling salts Cuzzin Lawd is waving under my nose* IJA>> YGM, but I think I may be wasting my keystrokes. CHANGING THE SUBJECT MERCIFULLY-- How do you get the smell of burnt popcorn out of your microwave?
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: IJA *Big Cyber Smack Upside the Head*..baby momma drama, rapper, exhibitionist, drug dealer, car jacker, purse snatcher. How many more bombs you got to drop on us about this brother? I was trying to be supportive, but dammit, enough is enough! Heard of people like NATALIE HOLLOWAY? You can't just be wildin with whatever riff raff floats your way. Lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas and other shyt.
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: trini, now you know the convo is gonna turn to big dycks at least once a week with these horny hungry ho's *snicker*
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Name:
MidwestMan1
Comment: OSUN, you might get lucky and find one that somebody already made progress on fixin up!
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: Lawd, I'm trying to figure that out too. Someone burns popcorn in my office at least once a day. Cleaning it thoroughly seems to do the trick though
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: I was amazed that some of the men on this board thought Karrine Steffins was giving a good blow job on Mr. Marcus when it was more like a lick & hand job ... pornography really does require a lot of acting ... acting like you actually bussing a nut when something is that choreographed
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Name:
StormyMonday
Comment: That's why a lot of men want to run to the backdoor all willynilly. Thinking they can roll up in there like the men do on those movies, not realizing that woman has had time to get her arse greased up real good and plus she does that for a living! They don't understanding editing and everything else involved in making a top notched porno. Hell everybody can't be a Justin Slayer!!! SMH!
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trini2dbone
Comment: LMAO, true Priceless true
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: LawdHvMrcy, stop burning the popcorn ... that will help keep the smell out of your microwave *smirk*
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: PRICELESS>now when you said hongry horny ho's why did i think of that game HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!! LOL!
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: Put a bowl of white vinegar in the micro for a couple of minutes.
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: IJA, has dude ever been convicted of rape or terrorism? that's bout the only crimes and faults you haven't mentioned yet *snicker*
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: priceless...I'm feeling you on the comment about Superheads blow job. Wasn't impressive or up to my standards. *Should be a disclaimer here, but I aint even gonna bother*
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: bigchassie, I cannot answer that one for you ... search within *smirk*
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: YLawdY, nobody pays any attention to disclaimers any way *smirk* I'm going on the record .... I can suck a dyck way better than her *snicker*
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: Was that Stormy talking about the backdoor again? LOL
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: IJA...there was this song (mighta been before your time)...I don't wanna be a freak, but I can't help myself.... CTFU
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: PRICELESS>*Sounding like announcer Don Pardo* HORNY HONGRY HO'S! SEE HOW MANY DYCKS YOU CAN GRAB! THE ONE WITH THE MOST DYCKS WINS!!
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YLawdY
Comment: Co sign w/Priceless.
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: YLawd, yeah she's talkin about the back door again. if i remember correctly she was gave some tips awhile back. LMAO, Priceless is the real SUPAHEAD
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Name:
TommyStrong
Comment: CTFU @ bigchass....ya'll are buggin da fock out today!
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: IJA...where you at? Somebody send out the search party..she been honapped!
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Name:
MidwestMan1
Comment: That's mah girl Pricless tell it like it is...... You too YLawdY!
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: YLawdY, that lil freak might be in the utility room bobbing for apples trynna prove she is the real Supahead .... IJA FRONT AND CENTER RAT NA!
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: You know I cannot tell a lie *wink*
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: TOMMY>i know that's right and these hefas making me horny too *staring off into space thinking about Indy*
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OSUN
Comment: BigChassie take a quick jaunt over to INDY go to travelocity and look at the last minute packages.
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bigchassie
Comment: yall...i'm going to visit another post to see what is shakin. yall making me too horny!
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StormyMonday
Comment: YlawdY, now understand I'm not offering that information as a debaucher, I'm just informing you womenfolk on the whys and wheres of menfolk and their fixation of such sensual pleasures as one can find in backdoor action.
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Priceless
Comment: *holding hand ova butthole* Stormy I have always found men suspect who are interested in the brown eye ... it's just something about them I don't trust
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ImJustAsking
Comment: I just got back from warming my lunch!!! Priceless and ylawdY< f*ck you both! crazy hoes! LMAO I seriously have tears in my eyes from ya'll's craz azz comments.
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StormyMonday
Comment: LOL>Priceless!!!
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ImJustAsking
Comment: chassie< I know you didn't say you're thinking of goin' to Indy to see that guy. Is this the same one that did that foul sh!t a couple months ago? if it is OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS NO. You are not going there! Me and you gonna talk tonight!
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MidwestMan1
Comment: Priceless, what you think they might be on the DL, cause who gonna pick azz ova choocie? Ain't nothing better in the world than good choocie! It's like "Sunshine"
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: Priceless/YLawdY > I KNEW there was something I liked about y'all - women after my own heart! Tell it like it T - I - IS!!**such a pleasure to be in the company of real women**Karrine - take note, AMATEUR! CTFUPP!!!!
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Priceless
Comment: MWM, that is my thinking .. yes
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Priceless
Comment: IJA, now I know bigchassie ain't had nothing lower than a bigdycked rapping theiving cheating thug, so why can't she go to Indy? she the one with the raping terrorist or something? *smirk*
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: Bigchassie > I don't think I've set up that Yahoo messenger y'all been talkin' bout - but we need to talk sistahgurl before you do something you might regret down the line...
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ImJustAsking
Comment: *sgrabs priceless's ponytail* Listen here ho, I had about enough of your sh!t. My big dycked date is a good person and I am NOT a freak. *let's go of ponytail, kisses Priceless's forehead* Now, when I see you Saturday, be nice to me. YlawdY< did you seriously say you were trying to be "supportive." Umm did you hear yourself the other day when I first brought this up?
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YLawdY
Comment: MWM...hmmm that was poetic. Gave me a tingle. LOL
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Priceless
Comment: IJA, I am not going to greet you with a hug saturday ... I will promptly slap the fock out of you on sight *smirk*
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trini2dbone
Comment: ya'll beeches is CRAZY
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YLawdY
Comment: IJA...how do you know he's a good person? You're blinded by byg dyck in your face!!!!
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ImJustAsking
Comment: You know, since you guys brought up the subject of dycks. This reminds me of the first time I went to the strip club and I volunteered to be a fluffer not knowing what that meant.
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YLawdY
Comment: Yes, supportive. I didn't call the men with the white coats did I?
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trini2dbone
Comment: IJA, you told that story you didn't know that you either had to give them head or hand jobs
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YLawdY
Comment: IJA...I don't wanna be freak, but I can't help myself...Sing it with me!
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ImJustAsking
Comment: YlawdY< his dyck did blind me for a minute, but I was being sarcastic, I don’t know if he’s a good person but I know that there is a possibility that I’m a freak..but not a hoe…you know, like you and these other “ladies.” Oh yeah and Priceless, I have it on good authority that if you just put your mouth on the head of a dyck, put a sleep mask on the man’s eyes to heighten the pleasure, and put LOTS of lubrication on your hands so that it almost feels like a mouth could be going up and down his penis to make him feel he’s getting a BJ instead of the HJ he’s really getting, it does not count as head. That way, a sweet girl like myself can continue to say she has never given head. Thankyouandgoodnight *bowing*
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Trini< oh ok, but I did also mention that I didn't do either one right? YlawdY< i'm lookin that song up.
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YLawdY
Comment: IJA ...why would you want to be one who has never given head. It's so much FUN!!! Get a prize at the end if you do it right!!! CTFU P.S. Not giving head definately will not make YOU a good girl!
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: I know a lot of you have expressed your disdain for Michael Baisden's radio show, but today's topic is about Stolen Innocence - kids being raped by parents, relatives, campus rapes, etc. I'm sure it'll be upsetting, but I want to be informed of what's happening.
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: ....walking into the cyber room.... reading the last few posts...sprinkling Holy water on my PC...walking back out of the room with my nose turned up.
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: IJA > I'm confused - if you're already down there at the head, why the need to create an illusion?? Do the damn thing! LOL
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letmein
Comment: I don't like the suprise at the end. 'Specially if it's close to my face...ewwww....
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bigchassie
Comment: IJA>I know what you are saying my sista. and beleive me i'm doing some hard thinking on it too but i have been knowing this guy ever since i was a kid and i know how he is. he's a sweet guy and we know how we stand with one another. the relationship is that we are close. very close but no ties becuase i don't want to be tied to him and he can't be tied to me which is also good for me. we are very open with everything. and dammit he is a very good at what he does for me sexually. so in spite of the craziness of what he been through which was his fault and we had a very long talk about this too i still care for him and to be honest, he is the only guy i will screw right now. i have not met another guy yet that can do what he does to me.
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trini2dbone
Comment: WHY IS THE LIL GAY UPS GIRL TRYIN TO GET WITH ME? WHY!! THIS IS THE 2ND TIME SHE HAS COME IN HERE WITH NO PACKAGE JUST TO SAY WHATS UP
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Nappy_Edges
Comment: Okay IJA, didn't you say a few days ago that you were putting men on the back burner and keeping your legs crossed and coochie hermetically sealed with smegma until you turned 57? Sum'n like that? Then why are you talking about fluffin dicks and getting blinded by dicks? Hmm? Geez, girl! See, worldly women like ME just went on n got a lifetime supply of dick from 16-24 then got happily married and I'm, like, over it. "It" meaning obsessing about dick. ;o)
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MDhornet
Comment: Wow. Back from a wo hour lunch and y'all are still talking big ones. What did Stormy say about the backdoor before? Ever had a dude finish back there and pull out with excrement all over his stuff? It's as unpleasant and embarrassing as it sounds. Anyway, I think I need to check the other boards too I need to get my mind back to a clean place.
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: Bigchassie > Well there you have it. Now that you've spelled it out like that, I'm retracting my previous post up there ^. Sounds like you've got your head on straight, so go for yours - you're a grown azz woman.**muah**
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YLawdY
Comment: ZYDECODIVA ...Make it do what it do!
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YLawdY
Comment: Cuzzin Lawd...don't be acting all sedity. You know exactly what we's talkin about. See you in CHERCH on Sunday.
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ImJustAsking
Comment: YlawdY< for the same reason that when I first meet a guy tell them I’m a virgin. I like to see how they react. A lot of guys just want to be your first anything. It’s like they say, a man wants to be your first, a woman wants to be your last. If I like them, I clear the lie up later, if I don’t, I let them feel like they couldn’t crack the virgin. CHASSIE CHASSIE CHASSIE CHASSIE, I TOTALLY do not accept that. I TOTALLY do not accept that. I TOTALLY do not accept nor approve of that. I joke a lot on here and I do some impetuous things HOWEVER I do not stand for a man to just think he can say/do anything he wants and you shouldn’t either. My darling you deserve so much better than that. That dyck is not worth it. Not to sound like an experience ho, but seriously, you can teach ANY man to do what you like as long as he is willing to learn. In fact, when you have sex with someone new, it can be a fun sexual game to discover what each other likes, so I don’t buy the “he’s good dyck excuse.” So the dyck is not worth it. The dyck is not worth it. The dyck is not worth it. Please don’t do it Chassie. I WILL be talking to you later. I would so much rather you have sex with a semi-stranger than with someone where those feelings will be involved. I know you have become comfortable with him, but you don’t want to be comfortable, you want to be passionate right?
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YLawdY
Comment: bigchassie ...how do you know if you don't try something new?
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StormyMonday
Comment: MDHornet, I can't remember what I said, but I KNOW it wasn't anything close to what you just said LOL!!!!!
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Priceless
Comment: IJA, yeah sweet girls such as yourself let men eat them out and then send them home with blueballs *sarcasm*
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Priceless
Comment: trini, so what's up *snicker* you must be sending out some phermones or something
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trini2dbone
Comment: Priceless, I don't know what the problem is. I went to the club one night and she was there and ever since she saw me out she been checking for me. Maybe I'm too friendly
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YLawdY
Comment: bigchassie...listen to IJA. (Did I just say that?) You are worth too much to put up with the BS, especially from someone you're not "tied" (your words) to. I understand comfortable feels safe. But how comfortable are you really when that person isn't treating you like you deserve to be treated. You are a Nubian Queen, dammit. Accept no situation or treatment that doesn't recognize that.
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Nappy< what I meant by men on the back burner is that I wont go out by myself and strike up conversations. But if I HAPPEN to meet someone then...jeez how much dyck did you get between 16-24? LMAO i can't see myself married at 24, I feel it would get in the way of too many things but I have had the marriage talk lately.
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bigchassie
Comment: ZYDECO>i know sweetie, but it's not like i don't know him. but also i truly understand your point of view on this matter. he's down there in Indy, i'm here in the ATL. i don't know who else he is fooling with even if he tells me or not (but i think he will tell me. he tells me everything)but i'm still in the comtemplating stage of making a decision of going up there.
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YLawdY
Comment: IJA..you go head with your experienced ho self! Preach it like the gospel, cause you do speak the truth.
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: IJA > Am I missing something here? I got the impression that Bigchassie knows what's up & is not walking into this blindly. Sounds like to me she just wants to get her "thang" hit or turkey "stuffed" by the dyck that she KNOWS to be good. In this day & age, I'm not so sure that casual sex with a "semi-stranger" is the way to go. We got away with that 20 years ago, but we shouldn't take that chance today. JMHOnestOpinion
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YLawdY
Comment: Don't be asking know how much questions up in here! 16-24 was a pretty bountiful period for me too. LOL
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Priceless
Comment: trini, apparently she ain't seen you wielding your gun around *snicker*
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Name:
ImJustAsking
Comment: ylawdY< YES! chassie should be disgusted with him. Who cares if somebody's a sweet person if they are not treating you that way. Maybe he's a good person that made some bad decisions but you don't have to wait around for him to make the right ones. Priceless< exactly. I mean I told him I didn't want to do friends with benefits and he caught me slipping, tried to take advantage! He deserved that.
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Priceless
Comment: ZYDE, IJA will let a total stranger eat her coochie ... you preaching to the wrong one *snicker*
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bigchassie
Comment: YLAWDY> Thank you YLawdY/IJA/and Zydeco. beleive me, i've been thinking hard on this matter and like i said i have not made up my mind yet, and due to the fact of three things: one. i have a script that i want to finish, two, i want to have a reading of my new play and three, i need to go home to illinois to see my brother who is comming home from Germany and i have not seen him since 95 when our uncle died. ok....that made me make my decision. I'M GOING TO SEE MY BROTHER AND I'M GOING TO FINISH MY SCRIPT! PASS ME THE CUCUMBER!!!LOL!
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bigheadbull2
Comment: Zyde I cant stand MB but I will listen on my way to my second job cause I've been there but you can survive and become whatever you want to become. I'm a livin witness and I know theres a God.
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Nappy_Edges
Comment: IJA - what in the world does putting men on the back burner have to do with striking up conversations with men when you're out by yourself? I got married at 25, but I was in a different "place" than you. I'd already been on my own as an adult since I was 18 and was 7 years into my career. I was a ravenous dating monogamist up to 23-1/2 and I'd dated them all, done it all seen it all and was ready to settle down by 25.
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YLawdY
Comment: ZYDECODIVA ...I agree on the semi stranger thing. But gotta admit, I'd find a turkey stuffer closer to home if that's all he is. Have it more frequently and save my frequent flyer miles for an island getaway.
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: YLawdY > Chile, I'm doin' the dayum thing today - keeping up with y'all, listening to Michael Baisden, & processing the a/p check runs. Yep, I'm a black woman alright!! LOL
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Zyde<I personally do not believe you can "just have sex" with someone that has hurt you in the past. maybe it's possible but why take that chance? What I meant by semi-stranger is, meet a man, say "hello big strong black mandingo, I want a sexual partner, are you interested?" if he says yes, get tested for STDs together, teach'em some tricks, use a condom, leave with your emotions in tack.
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bigheadbull2
Comment: trini tell her ' not if she were the last girl on earth and there were no more batteries OK?"
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YLawdY
Comment: bigchassie ...girl, a cucumber and Jamie poster will fix you right up and you'll get to see family.
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trini2dbone
Comment: Hey Zydeco sounds like me an you do the same kind of work. *wavin* Hey Nappy! Whats going on?
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bigchassie
Comment: CHANGING THE SUBJECT...what is yall favorite candy? i love Now n Laters! and what in de heyell do people see in eating Peeps? yuck!
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YLawdY
Comment: ZYDECODIVA ... We invented multi tasking. Go head girl, go head get down.
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ZYDECODIVA
Comment: Bigchassie > **lightbulb flashing**I've got an idea! Why not have "familiar dyck" meet you in Illinois when you're up there visiting your brother? That would kill 2 birds with 1 stone & errbody's happy & satisfied for now.
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trini2dbone
Comment: LMAO@bighead.
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Name:
ImJustAsking
Comment: Trini< did you see her at a GAY club? just kidding Nappy< you are a trip with your experienced self. You shoulda been ready for marriage chile.
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YLawdY
Comment: bigchassie ...Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. Who's Peeps and how many people up in here done ate her?
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: LMBAO@bighead
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StormyMonday
Comment: Chassie: Whatchamacallit. Peeps are too sweet for me!
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Name:
ZYDECODIVA
Comment: Trini > You do payables too? I had no idea. Do you like it?
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trini2dbone
Comment: Naw IJA, it wasn't a gay club. At least I don't think it was. It was only my 2nd time going and I was there for a private party
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Name:
Priceless
Comment: CTFU@YLawdY .. I think she means Peets
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: trini2dbone ...is that a disclaimer?
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: Yup Zydeco, payables, procurement, invoice coding all that crap. Its okay, I don't like dealing with the vendors or collectors. I;m puttin out ther UPS is notorious for not cutting checks on time.
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Nappy_Edges
Comment: Hey Trinigirl! I've got a nice mystery shop tonight. I'm packing to stay at a hotel downtown. They're giving me a $50.00 limit for dinner and they're paying for my room. Plus, I get paid for filling out a report on the hotel afterwards. Sweeet.... Chassie - PEEPS are dis gusting! I think white folks must eat them nasty shyts, because I don't know 1 black person who likes them (the marshmallow yellow & pink chicks & bunnies for those who don't know what we're talking about).
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trini2dbone
Comment: YLawd, no need for a disclaimer LMAO. I've been to gay clubs before, but I don't think this one is gay. Homegirl just happened to be there the same time as me. she's cool, but i don't want my carpet munched by no chick
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trini2dbone
Comment: Sounds like fun Nappy. Whens the next time you need a 21-26 year old guest?
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: trini...they got gay clubs in Delaware? My how times have changed!! CTFU
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: YLAWDY>reading your above post. gurl i feel you. and yeah it's good to try something new but you see in a woman's life, she will come across a man who "do her like no man has ever done her before" and that is the man that she will never forget. have you ever met a man that made you reach your peek over and over and over again. a man that made love to you all day long. i have never experienced that with a man before. and also he was the first real man i have ever had in my life when i was a young woman at 18. i've know him ever since i was a child and i even had a girlish crush on him back in the day. so eventhough the craziness we both gone through he will hold a special place in my heart.
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YLawdY
Comment: Nappy...that sounds so good. Are you taking Mr. Nappy?
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: bigchassie ...Let him keep that special place in your heart. Just take the rest of you off on new adventures.
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bigchassie
Comment: NAPPY>i have one of the ladies in the mailroom she loves them. so she just opened up this box of Peeps i have here in this easter basket and i make the Peeping sound as she ate one. i said, "gurl..you just killed a little Peep!" lol!
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Name:
Nappy_Edges
Comment: trini they sweat me every day to bring a 21-27 yr old to a restaurant so they can/cannot get carded for drinks! YLAWDY - Nope, Mr Nappy and Mstr Nappy are staying home. It's a girl's night out. A night of shaving, toenail-painting and movie watching for me!
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Thank God someone told me what peeps are. My director sent an email sayin there were some peeps here, I didn't knwo wtf was up.
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: Nappy...I'm envious.
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: YLawd, they have a couple. I know Khahuaville does a gay night sometimes. My supervisor is a closet queen
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Name:
ZYDECODIVA
Comment: Trini > I feel your pain. I do strictly payables - the coding, entering, checks, but the part I hate is dealing with some of these azzhole vendors. I guess it would help, however, if this company paid a little more promptly too!
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MDhornet
Comment: OH Henrys. Used to get them when I lived in NY. Hard to find here. Also Rochers.
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: ImJustAsking ...what, you thought it was some folks from the hood?
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Name:
bigheadbull2
Comment: Trini what accounting package do you use I too was a cash managment manager for an enviornmental agency and was the business manager/general manager for a radio station and I have done my share of ar and ap but I hated je's and jg's I loved using accpac but we switched to Great Plains have you ever heard of that. That's a hard program but I could create and cut those checks
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bigchassie
Comment: YLAWDY> yeah, true, true. cause right now he got some things he really needs to iron out in his life. why is it when a man has some heavy stuff in his life he wants to get tangled up with another woman?
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bigheadbull2
Comment: IJA when he said peeps did you think some of your relatives had found out your work place? LOL
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Name:
ZYDECODIVA
Comment: bigheadbull2 > We use Great Plains here. I like it.
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Name:
bigchassie
Comment: BIGHEAD>Oooh, i can't wait to talk to you gurlie. i just need some direction on how to do things and you know the entertainment business.
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Name:
bigheadbull2
Comment: Oh Ms Zyde that program gave me fever when I first learn how to use it. And I can't stand batching. I am out of that but I did banking and accounting for years.
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Name:
ImJustAsking
Comment: YlawdY< actually...for a minute, I did think they were tryin to inject some 'black talk' into the email. LMAO
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Name:
bigheadbull2
Comment: We'll talk no problem. There are several of us show biz folk on here you know. In fact Tony Terry ( and yes he was my man at one time)and I are doing a gala at Duke Ellington next week and of course Stevie will play for us again I hope. He did in 98
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ImJustAsking
Comment: bigheadbul< I love Tony Terry. When I'm with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. you go girl.
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Name:
StormyMonday
Comment: ohhh, I loved myself some Tony Terry! I loved his voice!
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Name:
Nappy_Edges
Comment: YLAWDY - Don't be too envious. This will be the closest to an acting job that I'll ever get. I need to look like I need a bellhop, so I have to have a lot of bags. Well, I'm bringing one small suitcase, a computer bag (with no computer but a portable DVD player in it, of course) and a big purse/tote. But I'm teetering around in heels to make myself look pathetic so the bellhop will help me. AND I have to purposely lock myself out of the room to test the front desk's security procedures. And I have to remember everybody's names & I can't take notes. Thank goodness for the Treo (I can pretend like I'm dialing & talking when really I'm typing names n shyt). But yes, it's fun, but I'll be working.
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Name:
StormyMonday
Comment: bigheadbull, do you know any gospel folk from Winston-Salem NC?
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Name:
ImJustAsking
Comment: I just had a soda for the first time in a couple months and my stomach is killing me. Is that normal? I might have to look this up.
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Name:
Nappy_Edges
Comment: Well I'm off on my mission. IJA, Stormy & other myspace folks, you can find a picture of me circa 1988 on Oaktown Diva's page. It was during my Jody Whatley phase. Actually, she "approves" her comments, so I'm not sure if it's up yet. You can also click on the guy in my top 8 whose picture is in black & white. It's definitely on his page.
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LawdHvMrcy
Comment: I think I listed my favorite candy that my sister is going to put in my Easter basket yesterday, but here are a couple more: Chico stick, Mary Janes (thats's why my fillings are all jacked up), Orange/Cherry slices, Pixie Sticks... OK yall, gotta head outta here. Be good and play nice!
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OSUN
Comment: Peeps are disgusting. I have an especially extreme aversion to the peeps that are shaped like birds. I despise birds and the thought of putting them in my mouth and chewing them makes me throw up in my mouth. I hate birds so much that as a child I could not walk down the isle that had peeps in them.
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: Bighead, I use Oracle and SAP.
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: OSUN ...there's help for that.
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Name:
trini2dbone
Comment: OSUN, I agree peeps are gross. they are always the last thing in my basket those and the little malted balls...nasty
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Name:
ZYDECODIVA
Comment: bigheadbull2 > You lucky heifa - Tony Terry! I loved his songs & wondered what had happened to him.
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Name:
YLawdY
Comment: Good night all and happy Easter.
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trini2dbone
Comment: Dear Kotex,
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my panty liner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it.
Annoying advice such as:
-Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
-Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
-Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.
-Try Kotex blah, blah, blah other products
Obviously the person behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries.
Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman TO HER FACE that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. See what happens and report back. I'll wait.
While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I guaran-damn-tee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated.
Look... females don't need or want tips for living on feminine hygiene products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from their elderly relatives.
Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many of which contain alcohol.
Printing out %*$! advice while sneaking in ads for the brand THAT WAS ALREADY PURCHASED is just plain annoying, not to mention rude and enough to send a girl running to the Always brand. Mostly we'd like to forget that we even need these products. It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the %*$! in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer!!
There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine
state to everyone in the store. The ultimate goal of your product should be functional invisibility at every stage, including at the point of purchase.
So take your tips for living and shove them right up your a - - . (Try drinking six to eight glasses of water to make you feel fresher while you're doing it!)
Ovarily Yours,
Miss PMS
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trini2dbone
Comment: Aight ladies. GoodNight.
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bigchassie
Comment: TRINI>gurl that was on point. well said! now pass the dayum chocolate! i'm ovulating!
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bigchassie
Comment: BIGHEAD>Whatt?? Tony Terry??? aww man. yeah, i defintely need to talk to you my sista. i truly need guidance!!
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Everybody's leaving, but yet i'm still here. just me and you Chassie.
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OSUN
Comment: YlawdY I recognize I need help when it comes to birds. The first step is recognizing the problem. I hate them.
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bigchassie
Comment: YALL...i just tried to eat a Peep. i hate that sheyatt. that is the most distcusting thing i have ever eaten. before i ever eat a marshmellow again it either has to be a moon pie, a rice krispy treat or a smore (which i have never tasted but love to try) how in de heyell can folks eat those dayum Peeps is beyond me! Ugh!
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bigheadbull2
Comment: IJA my pianist wrote that song and he makes tony sound like he's humming. He is the music director for yolanda adams now and tried for years to get me to sing with her but me and her do not sit horses. He's from DC
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bigchassie
Comment: IJA>LOL!! hunny those Peeps are so cute to look at but they are discusting little birds to eat!
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OSUN
Comment: I will be here tomorrow. I am planning to get my freaky sneaky on so mabye I will have something interesting to tell. I bought a black g string over the weekend with a diamond horse shoe on it. I plan to wear that under my crotchless underwear. I plan on arriving with my short spring jacket on with that on under it. I really dont feel comfortable going completely crotchless
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Name:
bigheadbull2
Comment: Stormy like who. I am good friends with John Kee and I was with James Moore (the singinist man that ever lived) I mean I know and have worked with a lot of folks and I don't really know where most of them are from. Me and lowell and Iasiac(sp) from men of standard are real tight but they are from the charolette area
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ImJustAsking
Comment: Osun< REread what you just posted and see if you don't CTFU! bigheadbul< that's nice! What's wrong with Yo-Yo?
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bigheadbull2
Comment: Trini I use oracle too and I swear we did an upgrade over the summer and things are worse
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Name:
OSUN
Comment: IJA, yes I did CTFU. I meant that is going down tonight, not tomorrow at work.
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Name:
bigheadbull2
Comment: Lets just say you should never believe your own publicity and she does big time. I had to tell her one time she did not want to see Karen Clark
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bigchassie
Comment: BIGHEAD>I met John P Kee's sister. she can blow! used to live in Washington. i don't know if she moved back.
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StormyMonday
Comment: Bigbullhead: Do you know a man named David Allen?
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lilmocc
Comment: bigheadbull2> LMAO, you give it to em' straight no chaser, huh? CTFU I HATE when people believe their own hype. What about being humble
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Name:
Debonair
Comment: 5 will get you 10 that ol' girl is burning up the road right now as we speak, on the celly mad as hell(MAD being the imperative word here)cursing somebody the f*ck out and driving wildly outracing the school buses...and you know all of her students just flunked their home work assignments for no reason at all.Chemical imbalance doesn't look good on anybody.Where are my gummie bears?
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