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YLawdY
Comment: Just WOW!
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McNasty
Comment: Damn! He sounds like a man that has been punked in the joint, trying to keep a hold on what is left of his dignity (manhood) and now is forcing a bravado he knows he doesn't feel. That last sentence . . . . well that means he's still in touch with his inner child. LMBAO
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Winn30344
Comment: STFU McNasty..just spit out my coffee!!
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Exmun
Comment: Pray tell... when is the month of Jume? Mo' Kelly... at least we told you so. I expect future death threats from Johnny Gill and Wesley Snipes. Watcha back Mo'. These folks ain't playin'.
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Penelope
Comment: Jume? When is that? Is that anything like the 12th of never? February 30 or 31? When is Jume? Ok, tongue removed from cheek. Poor guy...here is a clear case of 'he just doesn't get it.' This situation seems like something Dave Chappelle and Charlie Murphy should be narrating.
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2ndChance
Comment: thanks for my laugh of the day. whoo i needed this laugh. el, sweetie, calm your 46yr old azz down before you end up back in jail.
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TinayPretty
Comment: El!! that picture of u brings shock!!What happened 2 u?? Good luck n the future & get well.....
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tester70
Comment: He STILL don't weigh a buck'o five...LMAO. That made my day thanks Mo'K and EURWEB....
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iowagee
Comment: Sounds like he was tryin' to quote from Switch's, "I Call Your Name"...I'm a man...a growwwnnn man!" This is too funny! Tru Dat!
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B00TANEB00TUS
Comment: El Debarge: Ooh...and I like it. Imma rip out your spine every time I take a look at you. Ooh...and I like it. I'm gon knock out all Mo's teef 'cause of the things he said 'bout me...I'm gonna punch Mo in his nose and I'm gon step on all Mo toes. That's just a few things Imma do
Mo yo azz gon git hosed.
Like when I'm all alone with you
Imma beat the he11 outta you.
You put that fire inside of me. Mo, you 'gon wish it was just a dream. Ooh...and I like it. Imma rip out your spine every time I take a look at you. Ooh...and I like it. Ooh...and I like it.
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SpecialK
Comment: 47 years old and still stoopid!! He act like Mo Kelly put him in jail.
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mobo
Comment: WOW....just WOW.....what an ignorant little man......
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Mas90
Comment: Mo u betta watch yo back. U know most of u journalist are bytches anyway. A rela journalist doesn't talk shyt only facts.
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MorrisOKelly
Comment: A real journalist knows the difference between a satirical op/ed and an AP News Report.
A satirical piece isn't "fact" driven. That's the definition of real journalism...knowing the difference.
And as a matter of "fact," he was arrested on drug and domestic abuse charges...multiple times.
FACT.
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GoldenLady
Comment: I had to sing along with BOOT. LOL! Straight clowin'!
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GoldenLady
Comment: Eww...clowin'...I'm spelling like DeBarge!
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Mas90
Comment: "Ooh and I like it" has what to do with his response?
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BigMamaThang
Comment: I am dying laughing right now, you better be glad I'm an office by myself. Thanks for the best laugh I know I'll have all day!
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Sexee
Comment: I feel your pain El' sometimes people take my kindness for weakness. So if you have to smack a couple of people across the head to get them in compliance, do what you got to do!
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Sexee
Comment: LOL @ BOOT!!!!
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librason
Comment: Boot> you a fool for that! Dayum sounds like El been goin' hard on the yard. MO, you better watch your back cause El gettin in that azz would be even more hilarious. Better brush those boxing skillz up bra.
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CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: CTFU @ Boot....Mo' that was some funny stuff from you and El. Don't be scurrrrrrred. He just wants you for himself.
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DCGG
Comment: Good for El, it's bout time somebody checked HomoKelly...hehehehehhe
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MorrisOKelly
Comment: All fun and games aside...if El came at me with anything less than THAT garbage, he wouldn't have been put on blast.
Wesley Snipes didn't take it as personally and I hit him even harder in multiple columns. Honestly, he took it in stride...and spoke his piece. I didn't put his email(s) on blast and I showed him respect in his response.
There's a discussion to be had in the sense of celebrities acting a fool but don't want anyone in the media to clown them for acting a fool. It's alright for celebrities to sign reality TV deals and have cameras follow them 24/7 or to leak stories about themselves to the media or gossip columnists to "keep their name out there" but the same media isn't "allowed" to clown them after being arrested a THIRD time for drugs and at least a SECOND time for domestic abuse?
Uh, no...it doesn't work that way. If you don't want to be a public figure, then stop being a public figure and stop acting a fool in a public sense.
Even when El was released from prison, a press statement went out saying he was going back into the studio to work on a new album.
Can't have it both ways...
Report the upcoming album but not have anything to say about the arrests?
Not having it. I like his music AND I like the fact that he's prone to act a fool.
Ooh, and I like it.
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MorrisOKelly
Comment: DCGG...you call that "checking" me?
Uh...seems like he just checked himself all over again. If he didn't like the column that nobody really was thinking about on this day prior to his email...
What do you think he feels now? Since we know he READS this...
Yeah, he sure checked me. He sure made sure I'll never talk bad about him again.
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McNasty
Comment: LMBAO! No for real - what he made sure of is that he will be clowned from now til he produces a project worthy of us forgetting his punk as.s e-mail!lol Since success is the best revenge, if he really wants to get somebody - get your scrawny crack smokin' woman beatin' behind back in the studio and keep your other dirty business out the news.
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dport
Comment: I'm 5'8", 155 and could probably take El AND Chico myself...if you need, my Brother. Mo'Kelly, I'd like to know how tall are you and how much do you weigh?...also, just for my own info in case I gotta go against you at the same party with myself, you & Gabriella Union. Thanks for sharing this letter....this is funny and shows you stars aren't that different from other idiots in our village.
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MorrisOKelly
Comment: 5'9" 180. 2nd degree black belt in the art of Hapkido, testing for 3rd degree in June.
If he sees me...he sees me.
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Fantastic49
Comment: That's just about the funniest thing I've ever heard in my LIFE!!! Mo, I know you are still laughing and wondering whether his e-mail to you was joke (that was the funniest part).
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MorrisOKelly
Comment: I read it and wondered if it was sent under the influence of some "substance." Not only was the spelling horrible, the whole idea of writing an author to threaten to kick his a$$ knowing that you're a public figure...FIVE months after the fact simply reeks of lack of mental clarity.
I guess that means Johnny Gill's email should hit my inbox right around Juneteenth.
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SweetieDarlin
Comment: Dang El, Mo I guess your column was the straw that broke the camel's back, clowning aside you have to kind of feel sorry for him--well you don't HAVE to but it is kind of sad. Anyway I can't believe one of his songs came on while I was reading your column sooo pretty, too bad he didn't think the best way to turn attention from the negative was to go back to work and show us how talented he more than likely continues to be.
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MorrisOKelly
Comment: The moment these celebrities learn to stop taking themselves so seriously in a public sense and laugh at themselves, they become beloved. It works EVERY time.
Ryan Seacrest took the whole "gay rumor thing" and uses it as a joke on himself every chance he gets and as often as he can. He's an a$$ in real life, but his self-deprecating humor is disarming and embraced.
The same is true for golf pro John Daly...alcoholism, drug and gambling addiction but beloved because he doesn't take himself (or the criticism) seriously. He is in turn BELOVED by golf fans.
The secret is so simple. Those that get it...get it.
Hugh Grant always joked in interviews about his sex offense arrest...his career hasn't suffered in the least.
Richard Pryor joked about his failed marriages, drug problems, IRS arrest, et al.
Works EVERY time. It's so simple they make it hard.
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whatthefu918
Comment: i swear, that's the funniest sh*t i've read in months!! el....threatening somebody........*sprays coco-cola out mouth AND nose*
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Kaya
Comment: Okay, that was funny. El is way past gone. Wow. I would like to know where he is getting his shyt-- that some potent stuff he is on! When I first heard of the domestic abuse charges, I just KNEW it wasn't true because even Stephanie Mills could take this fool out. Now I know it's that Popeye spinach stuff. Don't worry El, Celebrity Rehab is coming your way.
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khufu
Comment: okay if he did it..if.........
ROFLMAO
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Gurlfrand
Comment: Morris - you was just jealous and had extreme low self esteem in the 80's when light skinned bros like El was ruling - tell the truth! lmbao!
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MorrisOKelly
Comment: Khufu...if you like, email me and I'll forward you the actual email...maybe that will convince you.
And then I will point out some facts that I can't in this forum.
Gurlfrand...you DAMN right I was jealous. All the girls wanted guys that looked like him and sang like him.
So, what goes around, comes around. They say, "if you're brown stick around."
Well it's MY time!
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ladyt
Comment: Mo keep doing what you're doing. Let the haters hate. What they say, don't hate the player, hate the game. That shiat (yes I spelled it incorrectly), made my day!
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foreverlarge
Comment: El hasn't had a hit record for almost two decades now (Remember "The Secret Garden" and "After The Dance"), so that must be frustrating. And he has been living a thugged out life since hooking up with DJ Quik in the 90's. El's mother Mama DeBarge states in her autobiography THE OTHER SIDE OF PAIN, that doing drugs paralyzes her son's creativity which may explain why El is just getting around to responding to your original articles, but for a celebrity approaching 50, his words are just sad. Just remember El it's better to be talked about than not to be talked about at all. Hope one of the most talented and attractive men of the 80s gets his act together.
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monsterplayer
Comment: i damn near lost my job when i read the part about light skin brothas still aint all the way back yet. thats some funny s#!+.
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streetdancer
Comment: LMAO Mo, If he sees me...he sees me. Do know that I'm going to borrow that saying Mo, er if you don't mind. Better yet, Mo I'ed like to borrow that saying of yours, I figure it's best for me to ask first, so I don't get a side kick in the gut for commiting Hood-Plagiarism :)
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adifferentpath
Comment: >>BOOT is a fool!
Ooh...and I like it. Imma rip out your spine every time I take a look at you. Ooh...and I like it. I'm gon knock out all Mo's teef 'cause of the things he said 'bout me...I'm gonna punch Mo in his nose and I'm gon step on all Mo toes.
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MorrisOKelly
Comment: Streetdancer...it's all yours. I can't even legitimately claim ownership of it as I'm pretty sure I've heard it elsewhere.
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