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Name: TheQuietGuy
Comment: morning family. i give thanks for being able to see another day!!

Name: OSUN
Comment: Morning Quietyguy, so do I. Some friends took me out for a pre birthday dinner at Ruby Tuesdays. They have a $5 drink special daily. I had the Ruby Relaxer and it was wonderful. I wonder what the drink will be today. My family is taking me to Carabbas for my birthday and they have the best pomegranite martinis. That story I posted last evening was tragic on many levels. That girl was white, her baby daddy which she killed by running the stop sign was black. That poor little baby Beqwattrus who she killed and his siblings are biracial. She is so wrong about those names. I tried my best to phonetically pronounce them. I think she should be beaten to death. How do you not have those babies in car seats. I feel so bad for those kids, you know they are not going to understand why Beqwattrus is no longer with them. That bi.tch. I didn't print the entire story, it was too long, but she also had a history of child neglect because she was consistently being investigated by child services

Name: OSUN
Comment: From necolebitchie.com.....Katt Williams came out to 300 Bowling Alley in Atlanta this past Sunday and took the lane right beside my lane. That’s when I took the opportunity to ask about the BET Awards rumors in which he answered “If anyone believes I’d bet my child support money on a break dancing contest with T-Pain, they must be stupid enough to think that I hang out with T-Pain “. I’m hearing he is livid with T-Pain for taking over his hosting duties at the show but his bad attitude and lack of cooperation is what got him canned. Katt had a very standoffish attitude at the bowling alley as well so my assumption was that he either is like that all the time or he just didn’t want to be seen that night. My friend thought otherwise “Celebrities come to 300 Bowling Alley Each and Every Sunday just to be seen”. I agree.. Katt also visited the set of Ludacris and T-Pain’s “One More Drink” video shoot yesterday and there was alot of tension between he and T-Pain, but no words exchanged. Now, I’m also hearing that Ray J is mad at T-Pain as well. During The BET Awards T-Pain introduced his performance by saying something to the effect of “This next performer, I would date him if I wasn’t me…or if he was Ray J”. This is the second time that T-Pain has referenced Ray J in a manner that was questionable. The first was an interview with SOHH, T-Pain said he wouldn’t screw Kim K because not many guys can go after Ray J “the man has got huge meat on em’….he has a foot on him. The man is swangin’“. (thanks bronze bombshell!)

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: hey OSUN,, i don't see the issue w/ what T-Pain was saying about Ray J at least... Katt Williams needs to get over himself b/c i don't think he's that funny anyway.... Ray J should be happy someone is even mentioning his name.... and he put his meat out there (oooh chile) for the world to see and then doesn't want people to make comments..GTFOH

Name: Lovely
Comment: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot no deputy! Good morning fam! Forgot how much I love a little Bob Marley every now and then. If McCain steals this election, I'm slapping every white person that looks like they voted for him. I saw it in my dream last night...

Name: Lovely
Comment: I like little Katt Williams, his voice combined with his face/hair are enough to make me laugh. He offers a new, fresh kind of comedy ---- i think he really would have fit in back when Dolemite & Redd Foxx & 'nem were at their peak.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: good morning all. well, yall have a good day. i guess yall know where i'll be at. tootles!

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: The Republican National Committee has spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August. According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74. The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September. The RNC also spent $4,716.49 on hair and makeup through September after reporting no such costs in August. The cash expenditures immediately raised questions among campaign finance experts about their legality under the Federal Election Commission's long-standing advisory opinions on using campaign cash to purchase items for personal use. Politico asked the McCain campaign for comment, explicitly noting the $150,000 in expenses for department store shopping and makeup consultation that were incurred immediately after Palin's announcement. Pre-September reports do not include similar costs. Spokeswoman Maria Comella declined to answer specific questions about the expenditures, including whether it was necessary to spend that much and whether it amounted to one early investment in Palin or if shopping for the vice presidential nominee was ongoing. "The campaign does not comment on strategic decisions regarding how financial resources available to the campaign are spent," she said. But hours after the story was posted on Politico's website and legal issues were raised, the campaign issued a new statement: "With all of the important issues facing the country right now, it's remarkable that we're spending time talking about pantsuits and blouses. It was always the intent that the clothing go to a charitable purpose after the campaign," said McCain-Palin spokesperson Tracey Schmitt

Name: OSUN
Comment: Did anyone catch the name of the article Huggy Low down was talking about on TJMS? It was an article about a white guy searching for a black friend on craiglist. I missed what publication it was run in. Thanks.

Name: asize12
Comment: Good morning Lovely Ones! *sounding like valley girl* How's it goin'? Happy Humpday!

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: CHANTILLY, Va. (AP) _ A new drug store at a Virginia strip mall is putting its faith in an unconventional business plan: No candy. No sodas. And no birth control. Divine Mercy Care Pharmacy is among at least seven pharmacies across the nation that are refusing as a matter of faith to sell contraceptives of any kind, even if a person has a prescription. States across the country have been wrestling with the issue of pharmacists who refuse on religious grounds to dispense birth control or morning-after pills, and some have enacted laws requiring drug stores to fill the prescriptions. In Virginia, though, pharmacists can turn away any prescription for any reason. "I am grateful to be able to practice," pharmacy manager Robert Semler said, "where my conscience will never be violated and my faith does not have to be checked at the door each morning." Semler ran a similar pharmacy before opening the new store, which is not far from Dulles International Airport. The store only sells items that are health-related, including vitamins, skin care products and over-the-counter medications. On Tuesday, the pharmacy celebrated a blessing from Arlington Bishop Paul S. Loverde. While Divine Mercy Care is not affiliated with the Roman Catholic Church, it is guided by church teachings on sexuality, which forbid any form of artificial contraception, including morning-after pills, condoms and birth control pills, a common prescription used by millions of women in the U.S. "This pharmacy is a vibrant example of our Holy Father's charge to all of us to wear our faith in the public square," said Loverde, who sprinkled holy water on the shelves stocked with painkillers and acne treatments. "It will allow families to shop in an environment where their faith is not compromised." The drug store is the seventh in the country to be certified as not prescribing birth control by Pharmacists for Life International. The anti-abortion group estimates that perhaps hundreds of other pharmacies have similar policies, though they have not been certified.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: October 22, 2008 Click here to find out more! Sen. Barack Obama's presidential campaign will hold what it hopes will be an Election Night celebration in Grant Park in Chicago, aides confirmed Tuesday. The park between the Loop and lake shore also hosted a papal visit in 1979 and a Chicago Bulls NBA championship celebration in 1991. It more routinely hosts open-air concerts, sporting events and the Taste of Chicago. Obama spokesman Ben LaBolt said logistical details such as whether attendees will need to register online or get a ticket in advance are still being worked out and will be announced. The Nov. 4 event is expected to take place on the south end of the park in an area known as Hutchinson Field. When Grant Park hosted a Friday afternoon papal mass in 1979 featuring Pope John Paul II, the city estimated attendance at nearly 1 million, despite an October chill and dire warnings about gridlock. Crowd experts later told the Tribune the figure was closer to 100,000. LaBolt declined to say how large a crowd is expected.

Name: Lovely
Comment: OSUN, I missed it this morning

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: Retired Chicago police Cmdr. Jon Burge was arrested at his home near Tampa, Fla., today on charges of lying in a civil case about whether he and other officers under his command tortured and physically abused suspects in police custody dating back to the 1980s, according to the U.S. attorney's office. Burge was charged with two counts of obstruction of justice and one count of perjury in a three-count indictment unsealed today following his arrest. The indictment alleges that Burge lied and impeded court proceedings in November 2003 when he provided false written answers to questions in a civil lawsuit alleging that he and others engaged in torture and abuse of suspects. At a news conference in Chicago this morning, U.S. Attorney Patrick J. Fitzgerald said the charges show that Burge "broke the law when he was supposed to uphold it," and warned that others who lied about torture could eventually be charged. The case marks the beginning of the Burge prosecution, he said, but "it is not the end of the investigation of torture and abuse." Fitzgerald said federal prosecutors have reason to believe that others also lied during the course of civil proceedings, and said that the possibility of witnesses lying to a grand jury is still under investigation. Anyone who is not honest with investigators should now understand they are lying at their own risk, he said, and no one in the case should hang on some unwritten police code of silence to protect themselves. "It may be hanging on air," Fitzgerald said. "We will get to the bottom of what we can get to." Fitzgerald said prosecutors will use witness statements to prove that Burge knew torture was ongoing. Prosecutors said Burge engaged in and knew of the torture of suspects, including some who were accused of committing terrible crimes. "Some of them may have been guilty of awful crimes, but that is no excuse," Fitzgerald said.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: Included in that group may be Madison Hobley, whose civil lawsuit is at the center of the charges against Burge. The fact that his suit provided the context in which Burge gave false statements does not mean the charges against Burge absolve Hobley of the crime he was being investigated for, authorities said. That was a 1987 arson fire that killed seven people, including Hobley's wife and child. Hobley remains under federal investigation for that crime, even though he received a pardon during former Gov. George Ryan's clemency decision that emptied the state's Death Row. Fitzgerald also acknowledged that, at least in some respects, Burge was being charged with what was available to authorities now. The statute of limitations has expired on the torture itself, but prosecutors at least could hold him accountable for lying about it decades later. "Al Capone went down for taxes - that's better than him going down for nothing," Fitzgerald said. Burge, 60, now living in Apollo Beach, Fla., near Tampa, was scheduled to appear in U.S. District Court in Tampa today. A special prosecutors' report paid for by Cook County and released in 2006 concluded that dozens of suspects had been tortured by Chicago police but that no one could be prosecuted because the statute of limitations had run out. Today's indictment gets around that legal problem by charging Burge with perjury, not with any instances of actual torture. Burge denied any torture took place while answering written questions in 2003 as part of the lawsuit filed by Hobley, one of the alleged victims. According to the indictment, the Hobley lawsuit included a specific allegation that police officers placed a plastic bag over Hobley's head until he lost consciousness. The indictment cites the questions and answers during the civil questioning, noting that Burge was asked whether he ever used torture methods--including beatings, the use of restraints or machines to deliver electric shocks--or whether other officers were involved.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: realkeep wrote: JON BURGE WAS NECESSARY TO KEEP CHICAGO SAFE. Is Jon Burge a pretty picture? No. Did Jon Burge break some eggs to make an omelette? Yes. As Otto von Bismark the Prussian leader said: you don't want to know how laws nor sausages are made. There was bad violent crime. PO Fahey and Boyle were good kids with families. The Wilson brothers were cold blooded murderers who kept another guy locked up because of there lies. Let us be honest they deserved to be tortured. You think people just admit crimes? If you had someone murdered in your family--you would call Jon Burge. He was the first in the door, first down the skylight, first to take a bullet, first in the line a fire--a cops cop and a loyal guy with a team that loved him. These people he got were vicious animals who raped, maimed and killed. Burned people up and killed them. They are animals and deserve to be treated. Do you really think you can solve crimes by playing patty cakes with vicious gorillas? NO Why do you think the mafia was destroyed and trains ran on time with Mussoloni? Why do you think you had good economic growth under Pinochet? Why do you think that Spain under Franco had low crime and a stable social structure. Why do you think that outfit neighborhoods like Grand Avenue, Bridgeport, Chinatown and Taylor Street did't have the same level of violent crime when neighborhoods changed--they took the baseball bat and beat Blacks--most of whom were looking for trouble. So you dagos tortured too just not with the police. The Irish saved this city. Under Harold Washington you had high taxes, property taxes increasing, bad bond rating, white flight, high crime, and affordable housing destroying good neighborhoods. Let's be honest Daley did the impossible and took down Cabrini Green, Robert Taylor, the Taylor Street homes, the State street homes--and brought in law abiding, clean white people, or minorities with money and class and not project animals. The project animals are in Harvey, Markham, Robbins and now crime is lower in Chicago. Mayor Daley brought down the old 1st ward by helping the Federal Government and being an informant and supplying information and no that is not being a rat--he was the States Attorney that is what he was supposed to do. Because Pat Marcy, Fred Roti, and Ed Vrdolyak had this city for sale and judges like nickles and dimes in their pocket fixing murders, and having an open city of theft, corruption, prostititution, strip clubs, drugs, extortion, gambling with Ed Vrdolyak meeting with Joe Ferriola the boss from Taylor Street (and a good Irish journalist Steve Neal busting him) and Fred Roti and Pat Marcy being made guys who fixed trials like the Passarella. Daley stopped Vrdolyak and the mob and cleaned this city up.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: Frank Coconate: 1. Your home is worth more. 2. Crime is down 3. The Public Schools are better for your kids. 4. We have a beautiful city with Millenium Park, flower pots, cows, Northerly Island and restaurants, night clubs, museums--anything you want. 5. The city is cleaner than under Harold Washington. 6. There has been a real estate boom under Richard M. Daley 7. There are more wealthy people in Chicago now and less low income and criminala and Blacks (the Hispanics can be our working class) Daley did a lot of good and you don't want to recognize it. Let's be honest even middle class Black people don't want housing projects by them and upper class Black people don't want nothing to do with them. And I am voting for Barack Obama because that will be enough and the African American/Black community will not get more and Obama will be able to do and say things no White President can. Obama will ensure that Chicago gets dollars for parks, roads etc. Jon Burge reduced crime. Jon Burge solved murders. Jon Burge knew how to solve problems on the street. Jon Burge is a hero although he cannot be in public just as some war heroes have a hard time in society because they killed and violence.

Name: OSUN
Comment: I wonder if that Pharmacy will hold seminars on the rhythm method or calendars explaining how to use since they dont believe in "artificial" birth control methods. What is their advice to families who would like to practice family planning: use the pull out method.

Name: MOTHERSHIP
Comment: Mornin' y'all. Quote of the Day: "Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. If you realize that you have enough, you are truly rich." Well, I won't be watching the BET Awards, the last three years I watched it was because of Katt Williams. That brother has a mastery of current events and an insight to their delivery. I love listening to him and the way he checks folk as well. I enjoy T-Pain's song, "Can't Believe It." The visual concept for that sucka is off the hook, but as far as hosting the BET Awards, his sociological into the what's happenin' now insight ain't that large. Leave that to the master. I see he'a jacker too. While he's talkin' all that shyt about Ray J, he better mind that somebody ain't creepin up on his old lady with the mandingo! Remember what Johnnie Taylor said, "Whose Makin' Love...to yo' ol' lady while you were out talkin' shyt." Just add libbin' y'all! :-)

Name: Penelope
Comment: Hey everybody! Hope y'all are doing well. OSUN, I heard that too. I know he was on Craigslist, so you might want to check that out. I can't access that from work, but you may be able to do a search to find the guy.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: October 22, 2008 BY FRANCINE KNOWLES Business Reporter fknowles@suntimes.com As a freshman in high school, Rodney Walker's grade-point average was 1.3. Today, after having graduated with a 3.8 grade-point average from the A.C.E. Technical Charter School in Chicago, the Morehouse College freshman credits his participation in an entrepreneurship training program with putting him on the path to a brighter future -- and with being a finalist for a $10,000 grand prize. » Click to enlarge image Rodney J. Walker had a GPA of 1.3 as a high school freshman. He's now president of his Morehouse College class. (Courtesy) He and his high school business partner, Gabriel Echols, are heading to New York to compete for the National Foundation for Teaching Entrepreneurship's national championship on Thursday. Walker, who had been a ward of the state since the age of 5, lived in 15 different foster homes and moved from school to school, overcame great odds in rising to the top of the citywide business plan competition with his music and video production company. Walker and Echols together launched Forever Life Music and Video Productions (foreverlife2008.com), which creates customized videos for special events and occasions. With Echols' singing and songwriting talents, the video also can include an original song. They were among 1,900 students who participated in the citywide competition and among 25,000 who competed nationally. Thirty-five finalists will compete, including three from Chicago: first-place local winners Walker and Echols, and Lauren Golston, a graduate of Gwendolyn Brooks Academy. She placed second with her business plan for LoPhotograph, a mobile photography studio. Echols and Golton attend Harold Washington College. NFTE is an international youth entrepreneurship program, which teaches students how to develop business plans and start and operate their own businesses. "Anybody can achieve and do anything if you take the initiative to make something a reality," said Walker, who was recently elected president of the Atlanta college's freshman class. Netting the top prize would help him pay for college, he said. "If you follow your passions, it can happen." Walker said he found NFTE through a business class at his high school. Students were asked to come up with an idea for a new business. "I came up with a video production business," he said. "I just thought it was something fun to do." He started with a $50 video camera. After winning a few competitions, he used prize money to buy a more expensive high-definition camera and other equipment for the business. The company's business plan calls for completing 51 projects a year. That would generate a net profit of $16,221, he said.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: A former certified nursing assistant was found guilty Tuesday of repeatedly kissing a disabled woman for whom he was supposed to care for at the DuPage Convalescent Center in Wheaton. Tyrone V. Odilao faces either probation or up to five years in prison when he is sentenced. He did not have a prior criminal record. DuPage Circuit Judge Perry Thompson found the 62-year-old Hanover Park man guilty of aggravated battery, but he acquitted Odilao of a similar felony alleging he abused the long-term health-care facility resident. The quadriplegic woman testified Tuesday that Odilao repeatedly kissed her July 24, 2007, while giving her a shower and then again after he had dressed and put her into bed. She was 27 at the time and suffers from cerebral palsy. "She was unable to move or resist him because of her condition," prosecutor Brian Perkins said. "She was very brave to come forward." The woman said Odilao kissed her again that next day and told her not to tell anyone. Police became involved after her roommate, who became suspicious after seeing Odilao whispering to the woman, encouraged her to report what had happened. Odilao is free on bond. He is due in court again Dec. 1, but likely won't be sentenced until early next year.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: The first person to be charged in Chicago's federal court with using Facebook.com to solicit minors for sex was sentenced today to 35 years in federal prison and a lifetime of supervised release. Michael Macalindong, 25, of Fox Lake pleaded guilty in May to federal child pornography charges. Prosecutors said Macalindong used the social-networking Web site to communicate with minors and then threatened to show photos of minors to their friends or expose their sexual activity. He pleaded guilty to six counts of manufacturing child pornography, one count of possession of child pornography and one count of attempted child enticement.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Hey errybody!!! OSUN>> I went to the Tennesseean to read the entire article about that girl with all of those chir'ren. That story is so sad. But, I think we all know the true tragedy of this... those names! RANDOM>> What are your thoughts on the REal Housewives of ATL? Nene is a Georgia peach mess, but is slowly becoming my fave! Imma need them to file down DeShawn's veneers cause she got too much teefuses in her mouth to pronounce words properly. And, am I the only one who thinks that there is a 99.9% chance that Kim can't sing. Yall know that if she really could, she would take every opportunity in the book to sing on the show... Have you ever heard of a SHY country singer?

Name: OSUN
Comment: Lawd those names were ridiculous. She has doomed those kids to a life of nicknames and initials. I like NeNe but she should be able to afford a better weave than that. It is horrendous. The whole point of weave is for your it to look like your hair I thought. Where does her hairline begin I wonder. Deshawn drives me insane. I was wondering what was wrong with her mouth and ability to speak. She doesn't open her entire mouth. Her teeth ever so slightly part when she speaks. Dumb azz. Her favorite word is "ELITE".

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Guess Mama Moosehunters camo clothing, rifle and six pack wouldn't look good on the campaign trail.

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, I hate her hair up but I also hate it down...

Name: YLawdY
Comment: DON'T THEY KNOW COPS HANG OUT IN DONUT SHOPS?: “Urban street terrorists” hit Philly Dunkin Donuts. Police are tracking an armed crew - which Upper Darby’s top cop called “urban street terrorists” - that has hit three area Dunkin’ Donuts locations in broad daylight. In the latest attack, the robbers hit a Dunkin’ Donuts on West Chester Pike in Upper Darby, Pa., Friday afternoon. In surveillance footage from the robbery Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood released Monday, a man shoves a gun in the manager’s face, then hurdles over the front counter before his hooded accomplices join him. “We gotta get these guys off the street. They’re going to kill somebody,” Chitwood said. “I cannot emphasize it enough: These guys are really, really dangerous.” One of the suspects, believed to be Black males in their 20s, struck the manager in the head with his gun as she was led to the safe. Philadelphia Police spokeswoman Officer Christine O’Brien said detectives are investigating two Dunkin’ Donuts robberies in West Philly that they believe are linked to the Upper Darby case.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: ST. PAUL, Minn. – Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann says she regrets using the term "anti-American" while discussing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's views, a remark that could threaten her re-election bid. Bachmann told the St. Cloud Times on Tuesday that she "made a big mistake" by going on MSNBC's "Hardball," a show she said she'd never seen before her appearance last week. Her statement to host Chris Matthews that Obama "may have anti-American views" drew condemnation and helped her opponent, Democrat Elwyn Tinklenberg, raise more than $1 million in just a few days. During an interview with the Times' editorial board, Bachmann said she walked into a trap and did not bring up the term "anti-American." Still, she said, "I should not have used that phrase." Earlier in the day, Bachmann told St. Cloud Rotary Club members she would like to "take back" the statement. "I did not say that Barack Obama was anti-American, nor do I believe Barack Obama is anti-American. He loves his country, just as everyone in this room does," she told the crowd. "Nor did I call for an investigation of members of Congress for their pro-American or anti-American views. That is not what I said." Bachmann said that while she didn't question Obama's patriotism, "I'm very concerned about Barack Obama's views. I don't believe that socialism is a good thing for America." The Rotary Club luncheon was her first formal public appearance since Friday's interview, in which Matthews asked Bachmann if she believed Obama held anti-American views. Her response was: "Absolutely. I'm very concerned that he may have anti-American views. That's what the American people are concerned about. That's why they want to know what his answers are." Bachmann said Tuesday she probably should have watched "Hardball" to see what it was like before she went on it. Democratic state Sen. Tarryl Clark, who attended the luncheon, said she didn't hear an apology from Bachmann. "The facts are the facts about what she said and she can't erase them," Clark said. "She can apologize for them, but that's about it. People don't have the time for this. I thought she was denying what she said." Before Friday's "Hardball" aired, Bachmann was favored to win a second term. National Democrats, sensing opportunity, announced Monday they would pour $1 million into TV ads in the district, which lies on a corridor from the Twin Cities northwest to St. Cloud.

Name: OSUN
Comment: When all your panties start riding up your butt crack, it is time to start dieting.

Name: MOTHERSHIP
Comment: Kim also is becoming a two-faced, fair weather friend. NeNe is seeing through that two. She said last night "Kim is playing both sides of the fence." Kim can't sing. Dallas practically stifled himself from laughing at her songs she presented. I truly hope DeShawn don't embarrass herself, but it looks like nobody bid during her auction from the previews. She wants to raise a million dollars, only had 2 weeks to organize this and she's relatively new to the ATL, that combined with that short about of time...I don't know.

Name: MOTHERSHIP
Comment: October 22 *On this date in 1906, Three thousand blacks demonstrated and rioted in Philadelphia. This incident was to protest a theatrical presentation of Thomas Dixon's The Clansman. "The Clansman" extended the true story of the "Ku Klux Klan Conspiracy," which overturned Reconstruction. A result of this protest was that Sixty-two Blacks were reported lynched.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Where is everyone? My boss is not here today, ya'll need to get it on and popping in here!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Good morning, family.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Mothership, I didnt' catch all the show. I fell asleep. I am definitely going to catch it sometime this week. What bothers me most about Deshawn is her complaining about needing a staff and having to do everything herself. As it pertains to her kids and household, there are plenty of single mothers out there without even 1/5 of the funds she has access to who are able to handle taking care of their kids and working. Does she reallly have a job other than going to the salon getting her hair and makeup done to go upstairs and interview candidates.

Name: DancingInTheDark
Comment: Question: Has anyone listened to Labelle's new cd "Back To Now" (dropped yesterday)? If you have........how is it?

Name: asize12
Comment: *yawn* I'm here...sleepy as usual. I swear, I need an extra day in the week. I'm so tired! *dozing off*

Name: letmein
Comment: **pulling out fresh can of paint for the konah'**

Name: SpecialK
Comment: OSUN: I felt bad for Ne Ne last night. She just wants to know who her real father is. That psychic was on point though. As far as Ne Ne's weave, it's unbeweavable!! I'm sorry but I can't stand weaves period. My motto is you can take care of your natural born hair whether it be long or short. I don't think Kim can sing either. I liked the part when she invited Ne Ne to listen to the songs and Ne Ne kept saying "that's some bullshyt". LOL!! You know good and well Dallas ain't feeling that music and I think he knows deep down inside that Kim couldn't hold a note if someone put it in her arms. DeShawn seems a little clueless at times. How in the hell does she think she can raise $1 million in a couple of days? I see Eddie Long got his couple of minutes on last night. Has anyone noticed how big Lisa's upper arms are?

Name: Lovely
Comment: I'm tired too... I have to go to the mall after work because I bought suede boots to go with this dress that I'm wearing to Maxwell tomorrow but it's been raining for basically 24 hours and rain is in the forecast for tomorrow too... soooooooooooo annoyed with the weather right now. PLUS, my friend is bugging me to ride with me -- she's late to EVERYTHING and I'm not trying to wait for her. I'm trying to say no without being a total b*tch but...

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Osun, I read it yesterday. Let me see if I can find it in my history folder.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Lawdhv, NeNe is my favorite. I don't care if she is "ghetto", I like her. DeShawn talk through her teeth. LOL Kim can't sing. Did you hear her say she and her daughters are the first ones in the family to take up music. That's a sign right there.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Questions about the Real Housewives of GA...Did NeNe find her real father? Is she really moving to LA? (Tongue in cheek--Will she ever shell out money to buy good weave?) Had Dallas Austin told Kim that she can't carry a tune in a bucket across the street? Did Sheree find a man? Is she going to be auctioned at the fund raiser? Am I the only one who thinks that DeShawn is out of touch with reality? I truly don't think she understands what a million dollars is. But then again, she counts on ballers, and I guess a bunch of them together possibly could raise that kind of cash, but I just can't imagine they would. OR IS IT JUST ME?

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: All of their weave is unbeweavable: NeNe, Deshawn, and Kim. Did anyone notice the 15000 check Deshawn wrote to the church?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Have any of you went to a psychic? I have friends who do it all the time. Have any of you tried it?

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pene, I've never believed in the power of psychics. My grandma used to have her numbers done (whatever that means).

Name: Penelope
Comment: I have an appointment, and will be out for a bit...I'll check in upon returning. I had a weird visit with a psychic...Its a long story, but I accompanied a friend to see one, and the psychic read me. Funny, she told me I was gonna move and meet a man who was unlike any many I'd ever dated. They both came true, as well as some of the other things she said. I think I could have chalked it up to coincidence, but she even called for the timeframe for everything, and sure enough, she was on point. I haven't been to one on my own, but I thought I'd share that piece with y'all.

Name: khufu
Comment: It's time to diet when you look in the mirror and you cant see all of you

Name: Lovely
Comment: Khufu, question for you... are you at work when these thoughts come to you or are you chilling at home? :-)

Name: OSUN
Comment: Khufu, thankfully that is not the case. After my last celebration of birth this weekend, it is hip hop abs, turbo jam, 85% veggies and fruit, 4% bread/etc no sugar and gallons of water for until Thanksgiving. I will whore myself for dressing and cranberry sauce, then back on the program I go.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Morning Fam! Its our Employee Appreciation Week which means hardly any work for me! I've been in and out judging games and whatnot. Going to play bingo now. BBL

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: I don't belive in psychics. Plus somethings I rather not know ahead of time. I did play the Ouija Board and never again. First time I played it, I was 15. It told me something would happen when I was 19. Age 19 came and it happen. The second time I played it, I was in college. I went to my friend's hometown. Her mother is super religious. I was scared out of my mind.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: SNORK!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Ark, what happened when you were 19?

Name: Lovely
Comment: Hi Yelleyw, Hi MWM ((*))((*))

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Sup my sweet Lovely! Yeah, what happened FormerSexyARK? The Ouija Board told ya you was gonna tea bag somebody and at 19 it happened?????

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Must be worse than tea baggin, let me thing what could scare her more....

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I was just looking at a pic of TPain with the yellow diamond grill. Question ladies: Would you do a dude with a grill? Question gentleman: Would you do a girl with a gold tooth?

Name: SpecialK
Comment: Penelope: NeNe is going to take a DNA test next episode. Her family sounds kinda dysfunctional. She was having an emotional moment and her aunt seemed to brush it under the rug. Sheree wasn't gonna do the auction at first because DeShawn didn't personally call and ask her but she changed her mind after DeShawn called her. You can tell DeShawn never really had anything because she's acting all hood-fabulous. Bishop Long seems very sure that anyone would bid big bucks to have a dinner with him and his wife. I didn't get that one. I think all those women (minus NeNe and Lisa) are superficial gold diggers.

Name: MOTHERSHIP
Comment: OSUN, DeShawn does nothing but spend her hubby's money. Yes, I agree, she could do some of that work herself. She's trying to auction off Bishop Eddie Long, that's the church she belongs to and to which she wrote the check for $15,000, but Eddie told her he'd think about participating in the auction, he and Mrs. Long; he made it a point to include the Mrs. LOL! He also told her, you owe me. I think DeShawn needs to get involved in more things before she even thinks about the fundraiser to shore up her base in the ATL, in addition, isn't she gaining weight? Sure looks like it. I like NeNe though, NeNe straight told Kim she ain't like none of them songs except for the 'Party' song.

Name: amethyst
Comment: Good morning. Lemme see what y'all are talking about before I go get my hair did. /TheQuietGuy - I sent you a message about Charlotte last week.

Name: Lovely
Comment: MWM, I don't know what teabagging is but I'm guessing a golden shower is worse. ARK, did someone give you a golden shower?

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, I wouldn't... I don't like gold teeth and all that extra crap in your mouth. Give me a man with a straight set of pearly whites and I'm good. How would I introduce a negro with a grill to my grandma? Plus, don't they have funky breath because of all that crap in their mouths?

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Men will do a women with a gold tooth, we'd fock a green chick like Captin Kirk if given the chance. But most likely wouldn't keep gold tooth chick around as our girl though.....

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: LOL @ MWM and Lovely. Sorry MWM, I've never tea bagged any guy. I plan on saving that for my future husband. The Ouija Board told me I would be pregnant at 19 and I did.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: and I was...not did.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: See FormerArk, if you would of tea bagged ole boy instead ya wouldn't of gotten knocked up! hehehe.... Can't believe Lovely don't know what Tea Baggin is, you need more training in your perv skillz..... I'll let one of the other womenz on here tell you what it is.....

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Ylawdy, I don't like grills on men. With the exception of Nelly. I plan on walking up to him and say "smile fo me daddy, let me see ya grill". And you know men with any girl with a va ja ja.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: MWM, SHUT UP! LOL Lovely, you never heard of "tea bagging" the balls? Think about a tea bag and how you dip it in water. Now think about a man's balls.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Morning Peeps!

Name: Lovely
Comment: oh ick. is the man dipping his 'bags' in a mouth or in a va jay jay?

Name: Lovely
Comment: I swear, I learn some of the nastiest stuff on this daggone F4A.

Name: letmein
Comment: MWM...the corner is freshly painted for you and your Captain Kirk comment **pointing**

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Sorry FormerSexyArk, I couldn't help myself, you know I gots issues.... And Boo-Boo ain't scheduled my appointments yet to get help... LoL....

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Looking back at letmein, walking slowly to the corner, mumbling to myself, like it ain't true about the green chick thang, I just ain't scurred to say it......

Name: Shortey71
Comment: LOL @ MWM, I spoke to a psychic on the phone back in 1999. He was smoking up a storm (I could hear it through the phone) and he asked me the same questions over and over again. I got nothing out of it but I HUGE phone bill. I called my bank and said that a child in my household called and was able to get the money credited back to my account. That same year I let one of my home girls read some Tarot cards to me. She was more on point then the psychic. Now to the grill question, what if your man didn't have a grill at first and then one day he came home and was like, "all grilled out" what would you do then?

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Lovely, the mouth.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LOVELY, how wide is your vajayjay that someone could teabag it????? LOL

Name: letmein
Comment: Lovely...mouth...

Name: Lovely
Comment: Shortey - I'd tell him to take them out and never wear them in my presence. I just don't like stuff like that. My man had a cavity and I wouldn't even let him get a gold filling -- he had to get porcelain.

Name: letmein
Comment: And did your freaky azz say ick?

Name: Lovely
Comment: Ark/Letmein, thanks (I think). Creenej, this isn't about me :-) I'm being an angel, sitting in class and letting the TRUE pervs teach me today!

Name: Lovely
Comment: :-) Yeah, I said ick. Now that I know what it is, I've seen it done in videos... picturing it isn't pleasant. it's ick-worthy.

Name: amethyst
Comment: I watched the preview of Housewives and it has no appeal to me. I may watch other "useless" shows, but when I saw this one I thought they could be doing something productive for the community instead of having cameras following them around showing their excess and silliness. I live in ATL and can give them plenty of suggestions of how they can use their time, money and influence to help the needy. Why does that one woman (I don't know the name) need a nanny AND a governess? What is the difference in those positions? And Kim is straight pimping a man she's not married to, and whose identity she can't/won't reveal. SpecialK - We are ><, I'm not a fan of weave, either. I understand situations like losing hair to chemotherapy and illnesses. Otherwise, if you're going to get a weave, why not get a good one that doesn't look like a weave? Even Taraji Henson and Sanaa Lathan had bad weaves in "The Family That Preys", and they got plenty of money. Alfre Woodard's hair always looks like a mop!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: sorry LOVELY, but since u didn't know what teabaggin is, somebody a la me needs to pull your perv card. Every self respecting perv knows what teabaggin is....

Name: amethyst
Comment: A grill is an automatic "hell naw". I dated a guy when I was 17 who had one gold tooth (with a dollar sign). He was a sweetie, so after a while my family and I got pas-sed it. I don't like men with tattoos all over their bodies, either, like Allen Iverson or Dennis Rodman. A few tats are okay, but a walking canvas is a turn off.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Creenej, I know what a "dirty sanchez" is, do you? **gimme my perv card back**

Name: letmein
Comment: I got some special 'juices' to help Nelly keep his grill clean. Un huh...yeah...

Name: Lovely
Comment: Ame - hush yo' mouth when it comes to my AI. His whole thug appeal is what gets me hot & bothered. I'm the antithesis to AI --- opposites attract! (But let me be clear, he's the ONLY tatted up man I could have). I don't like a regular man with a bunch of "tribal drawings", as my grandmother calls them, on his body.

Name: asize12
Comment: *coming back in the room snapping my fingers singing 'Greenlight' by John Legend* Ooooh, I just loves that rekkid! Okay, so the subject is grillz??? Nope, wouldn't do it. When I was in high school the popular thing in the Lou was getting a gold. I HATED golds then & I hate grillz now! I don't understand the purpose...It's just a fad. When I see people w/ grillz I just automatically think to myself "Where the hell do they plan on working? I hope it's removable!" And then you have my 17 y/o daughter that wants a grill on her bottoms after she gets her braces off...*HEAVY SIGH* She was like "don't worry momma, it'll be the one that I can take out!" Oh, and she has decided against the tatoo on the lower back...damn, lemme think, was I as indecisive as she is when I was 17??? *reminiscing* I'm praying that the grill thing is just a phase...Lawd, what iz I'm gon' do with that chile?

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: i do know what it means and that's not a perv card, that's a nasty card u still have..... hmpf

Name: Lovely
Comment: Creenej, see!! I didn't say I've ever had a dirty sanchez, I'm just saying I know what it is.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Sugar just announced she got some peach cobbler from the cafeteria... next time she rolls away, i ought to go hide it from her.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Did you all get the email about Wendy's 60th Anniversary is today? The email stated hamburgers will be 25 cents, cheeseburgers will be 30 cents and drinks are 10 cents. Don't yall go to Wendy's for lunch today thinking you are about to grub for cheap b/c it's a hoax.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Hmmmm, I haven't had a burger from Wendy's in a minute... Random: I'm freezing! The air is on full blast despite the temp outside being 50 degrees.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: **DEAD** @ Letmein's comment.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely...Leave Sugar alone. Sounds like she comforts herself with food, bless her heart. UM MIDWESTMAN...riddle me this: What constitutes a good or great t-bag moment?

Name: YLawdY
Comment: If hubby came home with a grill, one of them would have to go. My dad got a gold tooth when I was a kid, but he quickly got rid of it. I'll have to ask my mom for the details. LOL

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen, I'm just trying to save her from herself... Sugar is a danger to Sugar! :-) Going to lunch now, be back later!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: BTW what's a dirty sanchez? I'm sure my first guess would send me to the corner for being politially incorrect.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Let me ask yall this about weave, b/c I truly know nothing about it. But my co-worker has bad weave. I'm not thinking I'm supposed to see the line of hair that is in your head. She wears her hair parted on the side, and I can see 1. Her natural hair is straight from the motherland, and 2. There are these tracts of hair laid in just beneath a layer of her own hair. I keep asking myself, "Doesn't she know we see that?" But b/c I know nothing about weave, I'm not sure that is the way it should look. Now here are a couple of other observations I have about weave: 1. Why does everyone want straight weave? It seems to me that some curled or curly hair would certainly detract from the fact that one is sporting extra hair; 2. Because some folks have a recessive hair line, that tends to make the hair look extra fake. So straight weave (ala NeNe) is less attractive. So, why not get some that comes forward, as in curled hair. I know I sound really stupid, but I have no problem with folks who wear weave, because I wear nails. But if you gonna go there, then go correct.

Name: Penelope
Comment: And also, I think Kim has great weave. Its a bit much, but she has good weave. But here is a problem I have with what I saw about Sheree...Why in the heck did she have her daughter on their with them fuzzy braids? She's talking about how she's this, that and the other, then why her girl look all tore up. Remind me of whn Whitney brought Bobbi Christina out with them fuzzy edges. No she knows better than that. If Sheree is gonna put her kids on tv, at least do the hair.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely, your efforts are noble, but Sugar has to want to save herself, and she may not be feeling you like that. She sounds like she wwants a friend first, then she may warm up to your nutrition ideas. Again, some folks we just have to say, Awe Bless her heart!

Name: letmein
Comment: Let me go on record as saying Usher's 'Here I Stand' is FIYAH!!! I wish I was at home chillin'...**sigh**

Name: YLawdY
Comment: amethyst...I'm with you on watching those women. I saw a few minutes of an episode and that was more than enough. I hear enough whining and see enough perpetrating in my daily life. Don't need to curl up with it at home.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I smelled Usher perfume on a co-worker and it smelled good. I don't know what I was expecting.

Name: asize12
Comment: >ylawd, both my momma & daddy used to have golds. They both had an open-faced gold on one of their two front teeth. My momma got hers taken out about 15 years ago and my daddy just got his taken out about 5 years ago. I remember this dude that went to high school with us named Delaney that had a gold on one of his front teeth and it was of a polo sign. Back then we thought it was the ISH! Fast forward to now, come to find out he's flamin'.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: I think Nene wears a wig, hence the absence of a hairline. I love the way that she says BULL. What about when she said that she would be the auctioneer for the date for Sheree and she would start out at 2 dollars. I hollered! Lisa is also a gold digger. She was married to Keith Sweat. She filed for bankruptcy a couple of years ago, so I am NOT understanding how she is claiming on the show that she balling right now.

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, I wear weave like 99.999999% so I know what it's 'spose to look like. If you're using weave to 'thicken' your own hair or for length and your hair is on top of the weave, you SHOULD NOT be able to see the tracks and your hair should be blended into the weave well so that you can't tell where your hair stops & the weave starts. For me, I wear weave in my entire head w/o any of my hair out so my hair is braided in a circle and the weave is sewn to the braid. The key to a good weave is no visable tracks!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: LIFE MAY BE WHAT HE'S DOING: R&B bigshot Lyfe Jennings just got nabbed by Georgia police for allegedly shooting off a gun, taking cops on a chase in a Corvette, and refusing to take a DUI test. Smyrna, Ga. police tell us they were responding to a gunshots fired call when they spotted Jennings' Vette hightailing it away from the scene. A chase ensued and Jennings eventually crashed. He was charged with felony weapon possession by a convicted felon. and he faces charges of attempting to elude, as well as discharging a firearm near a public highway and refusing to take the sobriety test. Lyfe -- real name Chester -- was in prison from 1992-2002 after being convicted of arson.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: For the record, I don't mind weave if it looks natural but berber carpet and silky do NOT go together. And thats coming from somebody whose hair is 1/4 inch long all over.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Asize>> exactly! My friend had weave during her wedding and I didn't even know she had it in there.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: The key to good weave is not letting just any ole body do it. Like your little cousin doing your weave on the front porch.

Name: letmein
Comment: YLawdY....was it the men's or women's fragrance? Damn Lyfe!!!

Name: asize12
Comment: The Word of the Day for October 22, 2008 is: lacuna • \luh-KOO-nuh\ • noun *1 : a blank space or a missing part : gap 2 : a small cavity, pit, or discontinuity in an anatomical structure Example Sentence: The newly discovered Civil War documents filled many lacunae in the museum's archives.

Name: asize12
Comment: >lawd, silky weave makes my stomach hurt. >pen, you have mail.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: His real name is Chester?! I don't like weave....in my head. My coworker had a bad weave. I could see every track in her head. Then some people think once you get a weave, you don't have to take care of it but you do.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Penelope, all tea baggin is a great moment, I don't know how else to put it.....

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Sarah Palin Tells Kids the Vice President 'Runs' the Senate Wednesday, October 22, 2008 12:17 PM Article Font Size Asked by a third-grader what a vice president does, Republican candidate Sarah Palin responded that the vice president is the president's "team mate" but also "runs the Senate" and "can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes." While aimed at a typical 8-year-old, Palin's explanations oversimplify the Constitution's definition of the duties of the vice president and don't match the office's traditional role in Senate activities. The vice president's main duty is to replace the president if the president dies, resigns, is removed from office or can no longer carry out his or her duties for other reasons. The Constitution names the vice president as the president of the Senate but allows the vice president to cast a vote only to break a tie.

Name: asize12
Comment: Foxy Brown wears silky weave and she always looks a hot & spicy mess!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Al-Qaida-Linked Web Site Backs McCain As President Wednesday, October 22, 2008 12:00 AM Article Font Size WASHINGTON -- Al-Qaida supporters suggested in a Web site message this week they would welcome a pre-election terror attack on the U.S. as a way to usher in a McCain presidency. The message, posted Monday on the password-protected al-Hesbah Web site, said if al-Qaida wants to exhaust the United States militarily and economically, "impetuous" Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain is the better choice because he is more likely to continue the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. "This requires presence of an impetuous American leader such as McCain, who pledged to continue the war till the last American soldier," the message said. "Then, al-Qaida will have to support McCain in the coming elections so that he continues the failing march of his predecessor, Bush." SITE Intelligence Group, based in Bethesda, Md., monitors the Web site and translated the message. "If al-Qaida carries out a big operation against American interests," the message said, "this act will be support of McCain because it will push the Americans deliberately to vote for McCain so that he takes revenge for them against al-Qaida. Al-Qaida then will succeed in exhausting America till its last year in it."

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12...now you know that word of the day has some definite spooging references! Weave just seems cumbersome to me. I can't hardly do my natural hair let alone work with some extra, and all I have to do with mine is wash and go.

Name: asize12
Comment: I swear, that broad is dumb as a sack of rocks...What a dingbat!

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: I don't have a problem with weave, but I hate it when I can tell from a mile away that somebody is wearing it. Guess I'm critical cause Ms. MWM is a hair dresser (on the side) and showed me the tricks of the trade, she even took me to a few hair shows too so I know the deal.

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, my hair is too thin to wear straight, that's why I wear weave. We've is more managable than your own hair! This curly weave that I have is ha.ssle-free. I just shake it a lil' bit and off I go!

Name: Penelope
Comment: YLawdY, I don't want McCain voted in, and I want less for some sort of attack. But, its intersting how they have planned it so we are stretched so thin by fighting these two wars at the same time. I think people don't give Al Queda credit. They are smart. I hope we get out of this, and I am ready for a withdrawal. They don't want us there, so we can leave now.

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, a dirty sanchez is a poop mustache that one gets from tossing salad.

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, you're right, the word of the day is spooge-friendly...but bro-boo has been slackin' on his pimpin' lately cuz we don't have our spoogetastic sentence yet...*folding arms & tapping right foot* I'm waiting...>letmein, I LOVE 'Here I Stand' by Ursh. That song makes me wanna buy the cd. I like 'Moving Mountains' too...*singing* Ohhh, ohhh, oooh (that's my part)

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12, you mean to tell me in those pics you sent me that wasn't your real hair! Your stylist does do a good job, I never would have know it. I personally have never had weave but that's just because my hair grows like a chia pet anyway. I have one friend who has never worn anything but weave and you can't tell the difference on her too. She reminds me of a black barbie.

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, btw, LOVE the word 'cumbersome'...I had to look it up;-)

Name: asize12
Comment: I've never taken a pic w/ my real hair...well, not a recent pic. My real hair has been natural for about 8 years...It looks like a giant black cotton ball.

Name: asize12
Comment: >lovely, my baby sis does my hair. But my friend did it on the pic from the rally...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12...can you feel the extra hair. I mean, my co-worker has a 'bump' where the tract (track?) is laid in, and while I don't think you're supposed to see it, it seems that it would be uncomfortable to me. I know I sound like an idiot, but I guess by asking these questions, I understand why my husband thinks I should actually feel my nails, as in notice that I have fake nails. I'm uncomfortable when I break one, so is weave like that? And how is it put in? Is it just laid in there? My co-worker's looks like she parted her hair, stuck the other hair in there and laid her hair back down over it. I'm sure that is not the way it is supposed to look, and let her tell it, she spend $500 on blazers, therefore we can assume she pays a lot to get her hair did. But, if that is what costs a lot, she might want to go back to mother land. I would suggest she get micro braid myself, b/c I think with her hair texture, it would provide a still that can be maintained better for her hair type. But I'ont know nothing about hair. My have brown curly hair that I wash just about every time I get in the shower. So basically, I'm pretty clueless about weave. None of my sisters have it, but one does wear a stepsister.

Name: Penelope
Comment: I thought I said cumbersome...

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Pervert Translation: Sarah P, lacuna of a twankie down below turned MWM off so bad he just whipped out his moisture missle and shoved it in her mouth to stop her from talking, he started shouting can you see my balls like ya see Russia for Alaska??? Okay, I know not really a pervert translation I'm just tried of hear that trick talk!!!!!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12, what rally? I'm talking about the pictures you emailed me a few months ago.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Lovely...I think I prefer my version. "Jose, thanks for moving that compost pile. The roses will grow so much better there."

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, while I find that funny, you know someone is going to suggest you to to a corner :-)

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Les Spencer is an atypical Barack Obama supporter. He's a redneck. His buddy Tony Viessman calls himself one, too. Without accessing their inner Jeff Foxworthy, they define redneck as hardworking guys who like to hunt, fish, and maybe pop a beer or two. "I hunt squirrels, too," Spencer said, in between drags of bummed Pall Malls on Viessman's back porch. "And I like eating turtles." Spencer and Viessman comprise the sum total of the Rolla, Mo.-born-and-bred "Rednecks for Obama." Unaffiliated with the Obama campaign, it's a home-grown shtick the two retirees invented to address what may be Obama's most serious challenge in becoming commander in chief: winning - or at least not totally losing - the "redneck" vote. The two retirees have traveled on their own dime to all the debates and the Democratic National Convention to try to convince doubters that Obama is redneck-friendly. "This election is too important," Viessman said.

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Good Afternoon, folks!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: "And I am telling you, I'm not going....."

Name: Penelope
Comment: Is weave heavy?

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ pen! Girl you really don't know much about weave, do you? And NO you DO NOT sound like an idiot. Okay, lemme answer some of your questions...Your coworker got a JACKED UP weave job because a good weave job doesn't show any 'bumps' or tracks (I dunno if it's 'tract' or 'track'). And it should never be uncomfortable, if it's done correctly. I seriously doubt that she paid to get that done if it looks that bad. Sounds like she did it herself. If she paid for that then she needs to go get a refund!

Name: asize12
Comment: >lovely, me & the fam went to the Obama rally last saturday. You know, the one that drew the BIGGEST CROWD! There were over 100,000 people on the Arch grounds. It was beautiful:-) There were pics taken by professional photographers and wouldn't ya know ya girl just happened to be on one;-) I'll email it to you...

Name: asize12
Comment: We got us a newbie in the hiz-ouse! *waving hard* Hey LaniKat! If you're a lurker, you know the drill...>pen, it's only heavy if you put too much in (think about LisaRaye from the show 'All of Us'). She had like 8 bags of weave in her head at one time!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12...LOL! Thanx for understanding. Other than co-worker, if there are folks around me with weave, they are hiding it very well. I mean, I know some folks who I can assume they have weave, but these are people who I don't really know personally, and only had chance encounters with them. My co-worker's hair screams, "I'm weave!"

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12, I'll check them when I get home. *little tidbit about the rally -- my friend is the one who gave the official statement to the media about how many people were in attendance.*

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Hey Penelope. I'm truly a newbie. I checked EUR out over the week-end regarding Levi's passing. I tried posting yesterday to no avail. Anyway, what is the drill?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Yeah, LisaRaye be wearing some hair. I couldn't see how she held her head up with some of the styles she wore. But even still, I can accept that, b/c she wears it well, and even though I know it is not her hair, the way she wears it is very attractive. Plus she is in a business that her various styles work well. On another subject: I was wondering about LaniKat! Come up in here like she been on here every day. What's up with that LaniKat?

Name: Lovely
Comment: LaniKat, age, marital status, rug rat status, how do you earn a living, what's it like to be you... oh, and for our local perv: (.)(.), (o)(o)

Name: SpecialK
Comment: I think my issue with weaves is that some of these women don't take care of them. I think that is just plain ole triflin. If you gonna wear it, wear it well. I find myself on the metro in the morning counting all the weaves. Another thing that grosses me out is the men her in DC sporting the dreads. So many of them have them but they don't keep up with washing them. Have ya'll ever smelled funky dreads? They smell like a mildewed wash cloth. That smell makes me gag every time. Yuck!! That song by Usher is pure fiyah!! I kept hearing it and singing it but could never catch the artist. When my niece told me it was Usher, I was blown. That song makes me wanna do some grown-up things!! LOL!! Have ya'll heard Raphael Sadiq's new song? He sounds like he stepped fresh off the Motown bus. Love it. I'm glad these artists are getting back to real R&B. Beyonce is not R&B.

Name: LaniKat
Comment: LOL @ Penelope. Cut me some slack! Still, what's the drill?

Name: Lovely
Comment: and since YLY is MIA, I'll collect the $10 cover charge/entry fee (hush ya'll!!!)

Name: Penelope
Comment: Now LaniKat, I am not up on the membership dues but, you do have to give us your stats: Male/Female? Um, City, Appx age. Occupation (Nothing specific, just something like Loan Officer at a Bank, or Vice President of the Senate) Just basic stuff. Now, BigChass is the one who covers the dues portion of this. In her absence, prehaps one of the fine board members can run down the rates to you...

Name: asize12
Comment: Okay, we got us a NEWBIE newbie! Okay LaniKat, since ylawd is unavailable at the moment, I'll attempt to give you the drill. We will be needing your marital status, how many kids you have, what city you're from, what kinda work do you do, and your age bracket (ie. 20-30, 30-40, etc). There is also a starting fee of $5, cash only and we put that toward the FFA fund. I think that covers everything...

Name: LaniKat
Comment: OOh, y'all got a cover charge? (diggin' thru my purse,) OK, I got a five spot and some singles.

Name: asize12
Comment: Lovely youza CROOK! LOL

Name: blackdiamondleo
Comment: Hi family: As Obama has said, "lets not take the polls for granted and become complacent". The GOP and Conservatives are pulling out all the stops. Just as the 2004 election, all they know is dierty tactics. This "Joe the plumber" mess and in Ohio's Green County, the sheriff took voter's registration cards from college students who were registering people. He was ordered to return them, which he did. That reminded the workers of what went on in the 50's & 60's. It's scary. But we have to stand and do what we have to do. It's what some of our grandparents went through for us that we have to honor. Palin is nothing but a puppet repeating the same scandalous shyte over and over. No substance to anything. Calling Obama's tax plans socialism, it's the same as McCains plan for healthcare. But she's misleading the people with her exaggerations. And Joe the plumber is a lie. Racism is a major player. My nerves are rattling as we get down to the wire. >>>>>North Carolina is still registering voters and can vote at the same time. I think they still have up to a week from Sunday coming.

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Hmm OK, Female, single, no chickadees, mature (over 50) job seeker, hailing from the the big D! Oh, what is the FFA fund?

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12 - I'm covering the cost of inflation and taxation. YLY needs to get with the times and up the fee!! How are we ever gonna get MWM the help he so desperately needs if we're only collecting $5 every few months? *hell, that's not even enough to buy me a drink!!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LOVELY, you need to take your 'perve-card' less arse right to the konah for trying to fleece that poor woman in a dang recession....

Name: Lovely
Comment: LaniKat, the F4A fund is supposedly going to cover therapy for our mentally challenged family members on the board. I voted against that though, I think the money should go towards something more useful --- happy hour.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: and i thought u stopped drinking..... did u fall of the wagon? c'mon now honey we don't need another chamquiltussin situation...

Name: Lovely
Comment: LaniKat, be careful in here, they like to slap folks on the neck & head and then send them to the corner. (example: Creenej's post above)

Name: blackdiamondleo
Comment: OSUN: Happy Birthday if I don't get on board tomorrow. OLA!

Name: Lovely
Comment: I only stopped drinking for one month to get in to a dress that I was wearing. Trust & believe, I believe in my happy hour! :-)

Name: Penelope
Comment: Big D? Oh do I have some jokes for that! Ok, Big D meaning, Detroit? DC? Daytona? Help us out? Job seeker? What are you looking to do?

Name: OSUN
Comment: No I would not date a guy with a grill. I used to spooge a guy with one gold tooth upfront regularly.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen, I was trying to suppress my inner-perv when I read "Big D" too. I sure would like some Big D right now!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I can't turn my back for a minute! *smacking Lovely on the back of the neck* Welcome LaniKat. That fee is $5 and it goes to the mental health fund for F4A folks. The symbols (.)(.) etc indicate breastes size for our resident pervert MidWesternMan1 aka my Yogi. He needs to know these things to make it through the day. Where'd you get your name?

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Penny! Have you been hanging out with Lovely too long?

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Welcome to the board LaniKat!!

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ osun! Girl you just cracks me up! <<cybersistahug>> Lani, welcome to the fam. It can get a lil' rough in here, so buckle your seat belt and enjoy the ride!

Name: Lovely
Comment: LaniKat, in case you hadn't noticed, I'm the sweet little angel who gets picked on by all of the big, bad, mean old folks. :-)

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Big D = Detroit. And that is all I am divulging at this time. LOL I'm looking to do as little as possible and get paid mega bucks! When does happy hour start? (Looking for favorite cocktail glass).

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely...I know what you mean...as I cross my legs!

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Welcome LaniKat!!

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Another MI resident in Da House!!!!!!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Welcome LaniKat! Lawd I got a semi lap dance during kareoke. I hope I don't have an email later on today.

Name: LaniKat
Comment: LOL and waving at everybody!Y'all sure know how to make a gal feel welcomed! For the brother's in da house, the D adequately describes a couple of my attributes!

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: "I'm the sweet little angel who gets picked on by all of the big, bad, mean old folks. :-)" Spits out water, yeah okay, I'll be nice and let that slide today since you was missing me the other day!!!!!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Let me describe a few folks for you: OSUN, MWM, Creenej & letmein are the resident porn professionals. BigChassie is like the board mom and she's also the keeper of the adult libations (aka sip sip). Beyourself & 12 are two more nurturer/mother's. Ame, Cali & Note try to keep a little Jesus sprinkled in our day. I think me, Yelleyw, & Ark are the youngest (therefore making us the most fun). DJ is our war vet, he'll be in here forming committees whenever he gets back... BluLuv, Shortey and a few others pop in when they can. hell, there's a bunch of folks I'm leaving out, you'll meet them all when they pop in.

Name: blackdiamondleo
Comment: Now they've put some rumor out that OBAMA is really going to Hawaii to take care of some citizenship matter. See what I mean?

Name: Lovely
Comment: MWM - you know i got nothing but luv for ya!! :-)

Name: Lovely
Comment: Oh, and YLY is the big bad wolf!!

Name: blackdiamondleo
Comment: OSUN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! In case I don't get on board tomorrow. OLA!!

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Lovely, perv not porn you know I'm trying to work thru that issue, make me go to redtube tonight and it's all your fault, Miss I know what a Dirty C is....

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Song of the Day: Hollywood Squares by Bootsy Collins

Name: Lovely
Comment: I know because I study, not because I act!! :-)

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely, I'm hurt. Um, Lani...there is a certain vocabulary we use on this board pretty often...two words I know of are: Spooge (or even spoogetastic, spooegelicious, or any such variation) and my favorite, Astroglide with the purple cap.

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, nobody under the age of 35 knows that song (or at least I don't)

Name: Penelope
Comment: Black Diamond...where did you see the Obama piece...When did Hawaiians stop being citizens?

Name: Lovely
Comment: My bad Pen, my mind is off, you know i just had lunch. Pen is the local sweetheart (along with 12)

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Imma need Lovely to kiss my wolfish....never mind.

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, it's all jokes! You know my day isn't complete if we don't disagree on SOMETHING :-)

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Lovely...you need to broaden your horizons. Penelope Pit Stop...I'm with you. HI has been a state since God was a boy, so I know Barack is covered.

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Smooches and hugs! Imma try and keep up. You did read I'm a mature sista! But I still like to be silly from time 2 time And since nobody said what time happy hour starts, I say let the drinks begin. Now!

Name: blackdiamondleo
Comment: MOTHER>>>I knew you would like NENE. She reminds me so much of NEW YORK. I did feel sorry for her last night though. I agree that DeShawn took on too much. A million dollars on your first foray into fundraising is not practical at all. She doesn't know enough of the right people. Them people just come to be seen and outdo one another in fashion. They don't care nothing about those little girls.

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ ylawd! GREAT song choice! *singing* I've been lovin' you for day-ayyyssss!!!!

Name: LaniKat
Comment: MWM, what part of MI are you from?

Name: asize12
Comment: <<<cybersistahug>>> Hey black! How you doin' ma?

Name: blackdiamondleo
Comment: PENELOPE>>Girl I agree about Ne Ne's hair. Sooo NEW YORK! I guess that's the thing that most reminds me of her as well as her hoodness. Money didn't do anything for her at all.

Name: LaniKat
Comment: OSUN - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, I listen to some old music but not that Bootsy Collins stuff. EW&F & Maze are my 2 favorite bands, that has to count for something. I also own Harold Melvin & 'nems greatest hits, the OJays greatest hits, Rufus' greatest hits, Donnie Hathaway's greatest hits, and a couple others.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: My boss is gettin heat because one of my coworkers is wearing a hot pink Obama shirt. They can't say ish to her though. HAHAHAHA!! I love it the yts are getting scurred!

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: LaniKat the Cereal City, BC if ya know what I mean....

Name: blackdiamondleo
Comment: Penelope>>>Charlamaine on WBLS was reading it somewhere online. I know Hawaii is a state. He said something to do with his birth certificate that's supposed to be fake. I said he said it was another rumor.>>>>>>MWM1>>>I see you're still stuck on Boo Boo. Going on 2 years now I thin

Name: blackdiamondleo
Comment: PENELOPE>>>Charlamaine on WBLS was reading it somewhere online. I know Hawaii is a state. He said something to do with his birth certificate that's supposed to be fake. I said he said it was another rumor.>>>>>>MWM1>>>I see you're still stuck on Boo Boo. Going on 2 years now I think. LOL

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Yogi and Boo Boo go together like cereal and milk, peanut butter and jelly, spooge and more spooge......

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Yogi & Boo-Boo will never be apart don't give a fock what the Ranger says!!!! lol.....

Name: Lovely
Comment: Ummm, excuse me Yogi & Boo-Boo, aren't both of ya'll negroes married?

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Afternoon, family!! I just ate some Lebanese food so I am REALLY sleepy. Welcome LaniKat! Glad to have you. Since you are in Detroit, could you go over to your ex Mayor's house and slap him on the back of the neck, thankyouverymuch?

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Lovely....and your point would be?

Name: YLawdY
Comment: And excuse Ms Aren't Both You Negroes Married.....the fact that Yogi is married didn't stop your cyber train. Hmmph

Name: Lovely
Comment: exactly what are ya'll doing together that the Ranger wouldn't approve of?

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: And your point Lovely, we married yes, she my road dog, bad bears for life!!!! For you youngens she my ride or die chick!!!!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Why do I see YLY and MWM in a cottonfield playin paddycake saying "Maki da da"?

Name: Lovely
Comment: oh sh*t.. forgot about the cyber train... :-)

Name: Lovely
Comment: Yelleyw --- hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! hahahahahahaha! hahahahahahahahaha! hahahahahahahaha! hahahahahahahahaah!!!

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Fun fax: I love Music, any kind of Music, I love Music, just as long as it's groovin'; travel; cartoons,(Woody Woodpecker and Bugs r my fav's); L & O; Homicide: Life on the Street; and the Closer.

Name: Lovely
Comment: MWM has on those knickers that stop just below his kneecaps and YLY has on one of those old long pilgrim skirts and a bonnet!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: *picking myself up off floor, laughing so hard* yelley you are retarded.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Asize>> Send me the pictures from St. Lou!! I want to see your weave, girl! lol Anyway, how is your diet going? Are you back in the bootcamp?

Name: Lovely
Comment: omg... i needed that laugh to get me through the afternoon. thanks Yelleyw!!

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ yelly! Ain't no ocean ain't no sea, maki ya da...

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: All I want to know is... which one is the Celie look-alike?

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: LaniKat anybody who like Woody and Bugs is alright with me, wait until DJ pops on here, him and GHank be the music menz on the board....

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LOVELY, hate to burst that bubble of yours, but i am YOUNGER than you.... i have to say that now that i have crossed into the 30s.... so take your wanna be young azz back to the konah for tryin to fleece Lani

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Why we got to look like something out The Color Purple? That's all right though. Ride or Die!

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: LawdHvMrcy, I thought you was my girl too, don't be adding on to them....

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Lawd, don't start no mess up in here. If I see that booger before the 28th, I'll slap his %*$ to sleep!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: dangit BDL, he was born here.... thats some bullshatt...

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Hush up, cuzzin.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: LMAOOO I know I aint the only one who saw that! I aint gettin slapped so I aint sayin who Celie is! :-)

Name: asize12
Comment: >lawd, you have mail. And yep, I'm still hanging in there...I've lost 13 lbs so far...it ain't much, but it's a start! Err uhhh, I did a bit too much snackin' w/ hubby last night so I'ma need him to chill on the Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies & vanilla sandwich cookies...*sigh* I also need to eat more fruit & veges and drink more wa-wa...

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: I'm sorry, MWM. I know you and cuzzin are 'tighter than pantyhose, two sizes small'. *walks over to the konah with me head hanging low*

Name: Lovely
Comment: Creenej, are you really? Well it doesn't count since you're married w/ kids :-) That adds 7 years to your actual age.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Yogi...They just jealous. I got us a pikanic basket. Come on over here under the tree.

Name: LaniKat
Comment: CreneeJ, thanks for lookin' out for me. I already put that extra money to good use. I'll be making a Lstore run in a little while.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Let roll Boo-Boo I'm wit ya!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Congrats 12!! 13 pds is a big deal cause thats REAL weight loss not just a bunch of water.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LANI, who u slappin???

Name: Lovely
Comment: Ya'll running through the fields like Forrest Gump & Jenny.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Gives LawdHvMrcy a hug, it's all good, I can take a joke, but I'm getting my feel on just out of GP! hehehe....

Name: Lovely
Comment: I need ya'll to stop... my office is quiet except I can't stop laughing and they can obviously tell I'm not on the phone!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: yeah LOVELY, i turned 30 this past Saturday....and the kids are keepin me younger.... so what they cut into my spoogin time....

Name: Lovely
Comment: Happy belated birthday! Well if you're having interrupted and/or sporadic spooge, that's DEFINITELY making you older. I spooge when I want, where I want, how I want and as nasty as I want. That's why I can't get a pet -- they'd go crazy watching all the spooging that takes place in my house.

Name: asize12
Comment: Thanks yelly:-) Girl I ain't gon' lie, I've been feeling a bit 'discouraged' lately cuz I still don't see a difference. Err'body else can see it, but I can't. I just keep sayin' to myself 'dang, I've been goin for almost 2 months and I've only lost 13 lbs!' But I ain't givin' up tho...God continues to give me strength:-) P.S. Good news though...I got my cholesterol tested last week and it went from 257 to 215 so I'm proud of myself for that:-) I just stopped eating red meat (beef/pork). All I eat is fish, chicken & turkey...

Name: Lovely
Comment: Congrats 12! When is Sir Strip-a-lot gonna put ya'll on the pole? They say that's a REALLY good workout.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Does anyone on here allow their pets to watch them spooge?

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: YBF has a family pic of TI and Tiny and the kids. The post was a "Caption This". One comment said "T.I look is like Damn I fell for my bust it baby."

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Crenee, at the request of LawdHaveMercy, Imma slap Kwame to sleep fore he starts servin' time. Should be interesting down at the County Jail after the 28th.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Copping a feel on GP. See, THAT'S the MWM I know! CREEN>> Happy Belated! Since Lani is in the D, she is slapping the former Mayor of Detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, for me. Ok yall, I am outta here. I heard its peanut butter on the moon, so I am taking a few crackers with me. PEAZZOUT

Name: yelleyw
Comment: *raising hand* I think my yorkie got some tips from me cause he never used to try to hump Chloe until just recently.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: 12> You're putting on muscle as well so don't beat yourself up too much. Just keep at it and you'll be Asize8 before you know it!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Congratulations, Asize11.5! Way to go girl. Happy belated b'day Cree.. Happy early bday, OSUN. Letting your pets watch you spooge is like letting your kids watch you spooge except they can't ask questions. Fido's just over there cocking his head from side to side. Something wrong with that picture.

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ lovely! Girl Sir James cracks me up! He's like the most egotistical man I've ever met! It may all be an act though...He just can't seem to understand why me & several other women won't come to one of his shows...I told him that it ain't my cup-of-tea and it does nothing for me. Shoot, hubby been strippin' for me for years, wtf do I need to watch his short as.s strip for? Watching strippers just ain't never been my thang...

Name: Lovely
Comment: hahaha! see, that's why i think i wouldn't be good with a pet. my friend said she always gets embarrassed when Bella (her lab) catches her spooging. I don't have time to stop and lock a dog in another room. Plus, they can still hear you... I wonder what the dog is thinking.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: YLY, i got this, *smacks Lovely on the back and front of the neck* WTH!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12, short men have big egos... exactly how short is he and why is he so pressed for you to come watch him work?

Name: asize12
Comment: Thanks for the encouragement kids:-) I think once my CV disappears, I'll be good;-)

Name: lilmocc
Comment: Hey Ya'll!! Yeah, the Housewives weaves are BUSTED for real. They need to take a few notes from Janet, Sanaa and Nia's playbooks. Their weaves, when they have them are generally flawless. Especially Janet. I have yet to see a track in her head or a busted weave. Even back in the "Thats the Way Love Goes" days, her crinkly weave was flawless. Yeah, that Kim chick is killing me with her big yte girl weave. and HEYELL TO DA NAW, she can't sing or she would have done the dayum thang. I was trippin' when Nene told her that she didn't know Kim could sing and she has never heard her so much as hum. Then at lunch, Nene told her that she could blow herself but she doesn't want to be a singer. At that point, I saw Kim literally begin to throw shade in NeNe's direction. At first Kim was all down with Nene no matter what, now Nene is too ghetto and not mature enough for her. I think she got a little salty that Nene called her no talent having azz out. I'm glad Nene is beginning to see that too. Also, this Big Poppa dude she claims doesn't want to be in the spotlight. Perhaps he doesn't want folks to know he is with her azz. Kim comes off as a faux friend to me. Whoever commented on Sheree's daughters hair is absolutely right. WTF? You are talking about how fab you are, doing photoshoots, talking about your 7 figure divorce settlement and your daughter is running around with that head looking a mess. I think i dislike her the most. Her attitude is STANK for the most part. DeShawn's weave is VERY bad as well. They need to invest in some lace fronts or something or just get a straight weave. DeShawn does act as if she is a little detached from reality. What I am trippin off of is when she suggested that they raise 1 million, one of the ladies on the committee was shaking her head profusely NO, but she didn't say anything. In addition, somebody should have told her, ummm, I think that is unrealistic, lets bring it down some - that way if we exceed that, it will be a plus. Instead, Sheree and Kim told the cameras, but not DeShawn. Lisa seems to be the most lighthearted, but it seems she doesn't go many places without her hubby in tow.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Next person that hits me, I'm kicking them in the va jay jay with this heel and I hope you bleed for the next 3 weeks!! Try me if you want to.

Name: asize12
Comment: >lovely, he's about 5'4 and he tries to get all 300+ of his members to come to see his shows...I ain't the one. It's like he just can't understand why someone wouldn't want to come to his show. Dude, I don't do strip clubs!

Name: MOTHERSHIP
Comment: Hey, LaniKat, welcome! Are you going to Levi Stubb's funeral? Blackdiamond, I can roll with NeNe, long as she don't start that hootin' and hollerin'. It's that damned Sheree I can't stand.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely...Um ewe. Pets watching. I don't have a pet, but I can't imagine I would let them watch. I just. Um no. I haven't spooge lately, and I'm getting a little irritable.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Congrats Asize on the weight loss.

Name: Lovely
Comment: a 5'4" stripper? That would feel like watching my 12 year old cousin strip... not hot. he just wants ya'll to come tip him.

Name: MOTHERSHIP
Comment: Lovely! Good God! You really tryna take a bytch outta commission!! LOL!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen, if I had pets and they happened to see me, they'd probably get scared and run away. Yelleyw, does your puppy seem distressed when he/she catches you in the act?

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Mothership I thought that was a bit violent too. lol....

Name: Lovely
Comment: Mothership - I'm just trying to make sure they know I'm not the one to get hit. I follow the rule that if my mom & dad don't do it, nobody's gonna be putting their hands on me. Folks in this room get a little slap-happy.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Confession: When I was a teenager, I use to turn my family members pictures over when I was spooging. It felt weird having their eyes following me to the wall to the bed.

Name: lilmocc
Comment: LOL@ MOTHER!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: He's 5'4? Dang that just ruined the image I had of him!

Name: Lovely
Comment: MWM, naw, that's not violent, that's just the kind of stuff that happens when you back folks in to a corner. I'm protecting myself like brother Malcolm said - By any means necessary.

Name: MOTHERSHIP
Comment: Lilmocc, exactly. NeNe said that's what they do these days, hum and you got a record contract! LMBAO!! I was rollin' when she said that 'cause she sounded like me! But yeah, I did dig that when NeNe said she can sing, but didn't wanna be a singer, Kim looked at her strange. I was wonderin' too what the hell; when I saw Sheree's kid's hair. This heffa buyin' pairs of $6,000 shoes and can't hook the kid's hair up??

Name: asize12
Comment: Thanks akg:-) >lovely, he's built nice, but he's 2'8. I mean, hubby is only 5'8 but he's taller than me!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Ark, the only pic in my bedroom is one of me and my man. The pics in the living room are pics of me and I don't care of I see me spooging.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: CTFU@Lovely....

Name: yelleyw
Comment: He's not directly looking at me. He's a lil azz yorkie so he prob can't even see me cause my bed is high. If the mood strikes I'm not gonna run downstairs to go put them in their kennel.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Lovely, I'm talking about when I was a teenager sneaking in my house and my grandmother's house. Oh and my aunt's house.

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Hey MOTHERSHIP! I probably won't make the funeral. Crooning to myself..."Just Seven Numbers"........Sugar Pie Honey Bunch was one of my mom's fav's. Especially since pops called her 'honey bunch'

Name: MOTHERSHIP
Comment: What up, MWM! LOL @ Lovely!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Ark, i just don't have pics of my family out for public viewing, they're all in albums. Yelleyw, one day he's gonna jump up on the bed and scare the sh*t out of you :-)

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: I'm out!

Name: asize12
Comment: >yelly, go look at 'Sir-short-a-lot' on his website www.nu-gurlfitness.com

Name: Lovely
Comment: and um Ark, I need you to not have spooged in 3 different houses!!! *I did spooge in my boyfriend's best friend's grandpa's house once when I was like 18.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LOVELY, well i didn't land on the FFA, it landed on me, and u can step over here w/ that heel, but you'll be limping back w/ a nub.... don't test me i too have been spoogeless for a while and can be extremely vicious..... matter of fact, you even lift your foot this way, i'm throwin some of the traumatized pets fleas on ya.....

Name: Lovely
Comment: Bugs are nasty.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: 12>> He looks aight but knowing he's almost a midget has me thrown off. I like big ol menz

Name: letmein
Comment: Hubby thought he was going to surprise me by having new dining room furniture delivered while I'm here at work. My son just called and told me the new kitchen looks fabulous. LOL!!

Name: asize12
Comment: >yelly, right, that's what I'm sayin'! But he does look good for his age tho, he's 45.

Name: letmein
Comment: Uh LOVELY why I gotta be a porn expert? Why can't I be the quiet, meek one?

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ letmein' son! Congrats on the new furniture!

Name: letmein
Comment: CREENEJ...didn't you just get married?

Name: Lovely
Comment: He's 45 and still stripping?? I guess he really did make a career out of it. Go 'head Sir Strip-a-Lot!!

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: letmein, cause you the only one on the board with a sex tape floating around on the net.... LoL.....

Name: yelleyw
Comment: WOW he's 45?!! That black don't crack! Letmein>> Ooh I know you can't wait to get home! Congrats

Name: Lovely
Comment: letmein, ok, you can be an angel like me --- good midwestern girls with good, wholesome values.

Name: letmein
Comment: Thanks asize12. I can't wait to get home.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LETME, no, it'll be 5 years in April....LOVELY, the lightning is bout to strike you right now....LOL Good@what.... making porn tapes (LETMEIN) and participating in cyber trains while shaking cyber ta-tas (LOVELY)....yall are a trip... anywho, have a great evening, i'm off to Walk away the pounds w/ Leslie Sansone...

Name: letmein
Comment: MWM....**whispering** you ain't seen it, have you?

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LETME....*shouting* it's on redtube... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i crack myself up... ok now i'm really leavin.. enjoy your new furniture.... eat a meal on the new table before you are the meal on the new table LETME...

Name: LaniKat
Comment: Sir James don't look short in the pic. You say he's 5'4? That's kinda sad. I like my men at least 5'10. I like to rock my high heel steppers! Is that a real street name? Black Jack Ct.?

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Lovely...I don't think you want to be thinking about kicking some coochie and getting away with it. I know you like your shoes to much to walk around with it hanging out ya azz.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Now I don't normally slap folks in the back of the head. But Lovely "angel like me with midwestern values" *Slap*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Midwest...um no she's not!

Name: OSUN
Comment: The key to good weave is also getting the good hair. Not that $9 and $12 pack of hair. I have had a weave twice and both times I got the $60+ per pack of HUMAN hair weave because I wanted it to look just like my hair. I leave out some of my hair in the front because I have a phobia of losing my edges or my hair line crawling towards the back of my neck.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Letmein, I did see something on redtube about black couple doing it on hotel fitness equipment, but I didn't watch I was trying to fight my demon that time.

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: Do tell Penelope????

Name: letmein
Comment: Hey don't make it seem like I was INTENTIONALLY making a tape. I have no control over where Embassy Suites sets up their surveillance cameras. I was trying to be spontaneous with hubby and it backfired. Backfired horribly! LOL!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: So Osun...do you have to do anything to your natural hair so that it matches the other? I know some people don't have to put chemicals on their natural hair, but in a lot of cases, the hair I see does not match the hair of the person. Like an SOS pad against cornsilk. Hunh? What? Who made the salad?

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Goodnight, family.

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ creneej! NOT on redtube! LOL >Lani, yep, that's the name of the street. We've got some weird street names here in the Lou...

Name: letmein
Comment: **relieved because the pressure is about to be off of me** Do tell Penelope!!! Hurry!

Name: letmein
Comment: later YLawd

Name: yelleyw
Comment: *Confession* I looked at Redtube the other night.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Yessir! Proud of them! I like the way my fingernails look.

Name: Penelope
Comment: I keep getting people who expect me to be working...um what do you want to know if you're still here

Name: OSUN
Comment: Thanks Blackdiamond and LaniebobKat for the birthday wishes.

Name: letmein
Comment: Wanna know about your tape. don't play! LOL!

Name: letmein
Comment: Happy Birthday OSUN!! You have big plans?

Name: letmein
Comment: I just held this girl's baby and the baby is so full of perfume. YUCK!! **going to wash my hands**

Name: OSUN
Comment: Thanks for all the birthday wishes!!!! I feel so lovely right now.

Name: asize12
Comment: Good night kiddies...I hope Sir-short-a-lot don't kill me tonight! We did 500 jumping jacks the other day! *passes out*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Correction: Tapes

Name: asize12
Comment: Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY OSUN!!!! Have a FANTABULOUS EVENING!!! Okay, I'm gone for real now, BYE! *smooches*

Name: MidwestMan1
Comment: OSUN I thought your B-Day was tomorrow? If I'm wrong then happy b-day sweetie.....

Name: Penelope
Comment: OSUN, I'm sorry! Happy Birfday! Imaginary confetti is falling all over you.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: *going to book the midget stripper to jump outta OSUN's cake*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Are y'all still here?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Pene>> I'm rollin up outta here. Have a goodnight fam!

Name: Penelope
Comment: OK..,we'll start a new chapter tomorrow...nite nite.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Oh NO, Sir James looks sir geigh!!!! How do you not laugh at him. Does he do his work outs like Shaun P.

Name: OSUN
Comment: Penelope, I get my natural hair flat ironed and it looks as straight as if I had a perm so it blends in with the weave. I get the straight weave because I wear my hair straight. I also go to the salon and let them wash it so it doesn't look raggedy. I went to the concert where I was supposed to meet Rahway but it got rained out and I got rained on and my weave laid straight and my natural hair was crinkled like frederick douglass. I looked a mess

Name: OSUN
Comment: My birthday is tomorrow but I celebrate it an entire month.

Name: letmein
Comment: Remind me to smack Pen tomorrow. *gon' mention some darn tapes and then roll out* I caught on dammit, I caught on!!!

Name: amethyst
Comment: Welcome, LaniKat! Be prepared to witness discussions on everything from Jesus to menage a trois to running a cyber-train with the 3 Spooges! /What is "Maki da da?"/ Slapping Lovely in the head, then grabbing her foot and twisting her leg behind her back until she pas-ses out in pain. How you gonna get violent with your own family? And threaten to kick women in the va-jay-jay? That's some sick ish. YLawdY - Please count up the F4A fund 'cause we about to call A&E to do an "Intervention" on Lovely, and we'll need some airfare, 'cause this girl done lost her ever-lasting mind. Talkin' 'bout kicking women in the privates; slapping Lovely back to unconsciousness again.

Name: amethyst
Comment: A few weeks ago a friend and I were standing outside talking to a guy. It was windy, and her real hair kept blowing to the front, showing her track. I've known it was a weave all along, but it doesn't look that bad. I was wondering if she knew her track was showing.

Name: khufu
Comment: what's "spooge"?

Name: khufu
Comment: LOVELY so you let your animals watch? I dunno....next step...let em lickey lickey

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