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Name: JFromMO
Comment: Morning family.

Name: slenda
Comment: Good afternoon JFromMo. Useless question, how does it feel to be first on this board? When I used to be first it used to feel odd, like walking into an empty room and greeting the walls lol. So, I stopped. Have a nice day.

Name: sultry
Comment: Good Morning JFromMO and slenda as well as the others who are going to log on later. have a great day everybody and enjoy.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Morning Slenda. Actually, I think it's afternoon for you, too, right? To answer your question, posting first is nothing special. Though when I'm NOT first I think, 'Who the heck beat me?' And I think that's only because I'm wondering who the heck is up at the time the new edition comes out.

Name: slenda
Comment: Correct, it's afternoon for me too. I have visions of lurkers peeping through the windows of this imaginary room looking at the two of us. Also surprises me when there's a post by 12pm and it's not you. Hi Lurkers...

Name: beyourself
Comment: Good morning, JFromMO,Slenda,Sultry, Fam.

Name: slenda
Comment: Oh Sultry, good morning. Didn't see you earlier. Good morning Beyourself.

Name: beyourself
Comment: Burrrrh! It is so cold, that I have on a pair of long johns, LOL. I think the weather man said it is 28. Wish I had a fireplace in my office, I don't think they know what 'turning on the heat' means.

Name: beyourself
Comment: Slenda, I can't remember are you close to Kenya? Just asking, an important leader, from my home community past away last week. He was something else, just to hear him speak/talk about history would bring tears to your eyes. He traveled to several areas of Africa to help build schools and churches. Here is the link let me know if you are unable to see it. http://www.hchronicle.net/news.php?viewStory=3399

Name: Penelope
Comment: Hey everybody!!!! Happy Wednesday! Everyone was 'on' yesterday...They were still posting around 6 ish p.m. my time! Well over 600 comments. Anyway, y'all have a great day...I'm going out on the web to find what other employment opportunities are out there for me. This job bores me. Let's make it a good one!

Name: beyourself
Comment: Hey Pen, I hear they are hiring at "Merlotte's, in Bon Temps".LOL

Name: bigchassie
Comment: MORNING ALL!! Well, it is COLD here in the ATL. BEYOURSELF>chile, you ain't neva lied! it's 27 here too. we are having our office thanksgiving party here today and i'm not eating any breakfast so what i'm doing is having coffee (with some sip-sip in it which i think i put too much of it in) and some water. then at lunch time i will get my eat on!! and i'll fix an extra plate to take home for din din. i won't eat too much cause i'm still watching what and how much i eat. got to be ready for our cruise. WHO IN DE HEYELL WATCHED THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF THE ATL LAST NIGHT??? Those sistas were off the chain? did yall see the pole dance? uh, Miss Sheree was too familiar with that pole i must say. i wonder is that how she met her first husband? and NeNe and Kim are stupid acting all childish. but one thing i can say, when they got together with those hats, those stank hefas was wearing em! they was workin some of those hats!! and Sheree tripped me out, going to have a "show" without no clothes! but i'm glad she had Micheal Knight to come in and school ole gurl. but i want to see the reunion show it's gonna be a trip!!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: PENELOPE>What??? over 600 posts? dayummmm!

Name: slenda
Comment: Beyourself, sorry about the passing of the leader. Kenya is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: morning fam...BREAK BREAD!!!

Name: slenda
Comment: What? 600 posts? That hasn't happened since I joined, that's way too much cooking and seks talk for one day. Investigating.

Name: Penelope
Comment: BEY...If I thought Bill would hook up with me there, I'd move to Bon Temps! "uck me till I faint!" Oh yeah, I can handle that!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Ladies...I'm sure you can relate. Do you ever have a day you feel extra prettiful? Thats how I feel today. I have on a black baby doll turtleneck sweater and my hair is pulled completely back. God my lashes on, and bright red lips. I'm cute y'alll!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Pen, I couldn't agree more...you just a lookin' so grown and sexy...!

Name: beyourself
Comment: *slapping Pen, high-5*I would load up a u-haul and move there too. But um, I would pull a Tara, cause I ain't wearing those tooo little white t-shirts, and daisy duke black shorts, Sam would get a piece of my mind.LOL

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: morning erbody....whats tha deal?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Thank you DJ. I'm feeling special. But for some reason, a little sleepy! Feeling all bedroomish!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Bey...Shoot, I'd wear them shorts and the top too! In that world, I would be the ish!!!!

Name: letmein
Comment: Morning fam. I sat at my desk and my phone rings. My coworker has talked my ear off since I got here 15 minutes ago. **let me borrow this DJ** Whiskey Tango Fox **was that it?..LOL**

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: letmein, yep! And what's this about about daisy dukes? Maaaan, lemme find out! Y'all saw that yesterday we had nearly 700 posts! PLEASE don't get me started this early in the morning...in fact, BRB...gotta grab a cup of caffeine!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: LETMEIN>you want some of mine? *pulling out small silver flask*

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: chass, what you sippin on? i could use a lil myself....

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Southernbrothah - Iz you new?

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: jfrom, yep they vetted me yesterday!! i was part of the nearly 700 posts.....

Name: beyourself
Comment: JFromMO-Yes, SB is new to the board. He joined yesterday. His dues have been paid. He is truly a sweetheart.*winking at SB*

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Good morning, family. Penny..go head with your pretty self. Work it girl.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Each morning I come in I read the previous day's posts. But this morning when I refreshed my page, the last post I saw was the one I posted before I left. Maybe there were too many and it wouldn't load. *shrugging shoulders* Who wants to give me a recap?

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Welcome SB. Read my post ^^ and you'll know why I asked. Since I missed it, would you mind filiing me in with your stats? :-)

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: be, thanks babe!! *sly smile towards be* how you doin this morning lady?

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: jfrom, thanks man, no prob!! im 22, from tupelo, MS!! work in the banking industry.....

Name: YLawdY
Comment: The Song of the Day: Let's Get it On. I just finished reading yesterday's board and some of yall need Jesus. I see Lovely is going for the quafecfta (that would be 4 in the train this time). BTW SB, I like a man with confidence in his uh abilities (as long as it's not misplaced) and I've NEVER claimed to have a halo....just many talents. I may have a job for you. What? Yall know I work in HR.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: hey y'all i got an obama calendar today that i'll send out. i think i have almost everyone's addy. let me know if you don't get it, but would like to have it. CHAS i know you want it. you'll be on my list for sure, k?

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: ylawdy, its all good over here!! so what job did you have in mind??

Name: Penelope
Comment: I'm sucking a tootsie pop, and why did some guy just look at me and smile? I think it is because when you suck a tootsie pop, your eyes get big.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: pen, lol!! he imagining how many licks its gone take you to get to the sweet filling.....lol

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Hey yawl...Pen don't start with the "sucking" today. That's what spawned the nearly 700 posts yesterday. LOL!

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Um, Pen? I don't think that's why he smiled.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: crazzee, whats happenin?? that sucking topic did set it off in here yesterday.....

Name: Lovely
Comment: Good morning fam. Be, your girl Sugar just informed me that she did some of my work. I guess she wasn't happy with the simple half-hearted thank you I gave her... that heiffer must have expected me to do the chinese splits to show my appreciation. Hell, I didn't ask her to touch jack in my inbox!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Oops, my boss just walked over to me, and I slipped the tootsie pop into the side of my jaw. He seemed strangely uncomfortable.

Name: Penelope
Comment: JFrom, so WHY did he smile pre tell?

Name: JFromMO
Comment: How ridiculous.>>>>>ATTLEBORO, Mass. – A 74-year-old blind woman's 1 cent debt to a Massachusetts city has been settled. People from across the country called Attleboro City Hall on Tuesday offering to pay the 1 cent balance owed by Eileen Wilbur for an overdue water and sewer bill. Antonio Viveiros, a former city councilor who does not know Wilbur, wrote a check for one penny. He says he was "irked" by the fact that the federal government can spend billions for bailouts, yet a senior citizen was threatened with a lien on her home over 1 cent. Wilbur's daughter first noticed the letter that warned of a lien and a $48 penalty if the overdue bill was not paid by Dec. 10. Mayor Kevin Dumas says the whole situation was blown out of proportion.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: It's all good SB....Pen STOP IT, I TELL YA, STOP IT!!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Penny...Stop. LOL

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Morning Fam!

Name: Penelope
Comment: I'm gonna suck something else later, but I think I'm stop and buy a bag of these suckers. I am currently sucking on a watermellon flavored pop, but I need to save one for when I get home. Time to start working on my christmas presents. I got a laptop saturday!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Where's my Yogi??????

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: BRB

Name: JFromMO
Comment: One time my honey and I were in the mall and I stopped at the candy store and got some rock candy on a stick. I was walking around the mall sucking on it not thinking anything about it. He said when guys see that it makes them think of you sucking on them. AND especially since I have full lips they would really be staring at me. Now, I don't know if that's true, but it came from a guy and he knows how they think. But I can say that ever since then, I have been very conscious of sucking on popsicles or suckers while in public.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Take the stick of the sucker and twirl it while the sweetness is just inside the lips. It makes you look demure and delightful.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Pen - whose lap were you on top of?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Jfrom...I'm usually very conscience about suckers, bananas and strawberries and public places. Sometimes however, you must thrown caution to the wind.

Name: Penelope
Comment: His and Gateway...yeah, call it gateway.

Name: Penelope
Comment: DJ, will you lightly bite the back of my neck? Right at the crook. Nothing painful, just a light nibble.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: I'm gonna get a tootsie pop and suck on it in bible study tonight. Guess that'll fall in line with the "oops" email.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: http://www.flicklife.com/02887dfbe55ebb2b64ba/7_Year_O ld_Jessica_weighs_400_Pounds.html

Name: letmein
Comment: Where's Yogi and where's aize12?!?!? **sad face**

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Matter of fact, I'll get two and place one in each jaw.

Name: Lovely
Comment: What in the freaky hell is going on in here this morning? Can we have ONE day without spooge??

Name: Penelope
Comment: Do it Crazzee and let me know if you have a come to Jesus meeting later.

Name: asize12
Comment: Hello my friends:-) Ole 12 has been out sick kids...Sunday as I stood up to pray w/ my choir members, I fainted. Hubby took me to the ER. After 7 freakin' hours, my diagnosis was dehydration and my blood pressure was also lower than usual...I was HEATED cuz I wanted to be home in time to watch Brother President on 60 min., but of course as soon as it came on, they released me. I'll hafta youtube it...Anyway, my body shut it DOWN. So, for the past 3 days I've been laying down. Well, yesterday I took PD to get her top braces off around 2:30, but after that I went back home and I laid down. Today, I'm not 100%, but maybe 90%. I see yesterday y'all chatted it up BIG TIME w/ 693 comments! I ain't hardly 'bout to read all-a dat! So, ylawd, can you or someone gimme a tivo of yesterday? I missed y'all like crazy:-( *scrolling up*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12!!! What?! Is it the weight loss that is contributing to this? C'mon girl, we need you to be healthy. Dehydration? Girl? Whats the deal pickle?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely, I know YOU are not requesting a 'spooge-free day'...you are one of the sponsors of the EUR Free4All 'spoogefest!' Now you want us to simmer down. You just gonna fan the flames.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!! WE LIVE IN ONE OF THE RICHEST NATIONS IN THE WORLD AND THERE ARE HEADLINES LIKE THIS? More children are going to bed hungry. Close to 700,000 U.S. children lived in households that had a hard time putting food on the table at some point in 2007, says a new federal report. The number of children who went to bed hungry is the highest since 1998, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s annual report on food security. The report also showed that those 691,000 children lived in homes where families had to eat non-balanced meals and low-cost food, or even skip meals because of a lack of money. The number of families struggling to feed children adequately rose 50 percent from 430,000 children in 2006. Nearly 36.2 million children and adults struggled to get food in 2007, according to the report, up slightly from 35.5 million in 2006. Two thirds of them - 11.9 million people - changed their eating habits by eating low-cost foods, participated in federal food and nutrition assistance programs, ate less varied diets or obtained emergency food from pantries or emergency kitchens, according to the report. That number is up more than 40 percent since 2000. See more of the report at U.S. Department of Agriculture Web site.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Y'all are a mess. Anytime you put something in your mouth a man can get visuals. Hell I was drinking a bottle of water and my friend said I drink erotically. Its a guy thing. *shrugs shoulders*

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen, I was just kidding. I figured some of the holy rollers would roll through and tell you eventually so I just wanted to beat them to the punch! :-) Carry on, spooge for all! :-)

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, naw, I've only lost 17 lbs. But I know it's cuz I haven't been drinking enough wah-wah. I'm about to go fill up my 64 oz. water jug PRONTO!

Name: asize12
Comment: I lied...it's 32 oz...brb

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: I am angry today. I was angry yesterday - hence the craziness. It was a release for me.....my boss has been coming in sick for the past three weeks. Now I'm getting sick and I can't afford to be out. I kept telling her to go to the doctor and she wouldn't. She is still sick. The b*itch don't care when and where she coughs. I've started spraying Lysol.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I like to buy the cherry twin pop popsicles, break them in half and suck away, let a little juice dribble from the corner of my mouth, flick it up with my tongue, put the popsicles all the way in my mouth really slowly and then pull it out even slower, lips get nice and juicy and red.....They told me I couldn't do it in Sunday school anymore.

Name: letmein
Comment: LOL @ Crazzee!

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Pen - you beat me to it....Lovely - go somewhere and sit down. LOL!!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: asize...hey Boo. I'm glad you're back to at least 90%. You were missed. Over 600 comments, do I even have to tivo. Let's see, sucking, clits to dycks, sex, freakiness, nastiness, more sucking.....

Name: yelleyw
Comment: ______________________DEAD @ YLY!!!

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: CTFU @ YLAWDY.....U R SO STOOPID!!!!!! Imma do it at the baptismal service.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: my big boss back today....imma have to do a lil more work....lovely if i remember correctly you were the one yesterday who began the spooging with me!!! on my first day!!! **winking at Lovely, thinking I don't mind at all**

Name: yelleyw
Comment: 12>> I'm glad your ok I was wondering where you were. Passing out is scary you better make sure your getting enough fluids. Are you taking a multi-vitamin?

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Don't forget brown streaks....

Name: beyourself
Comment: "If you happy and you know it clap your hands,(clap-clap), if you happy and you know it clap your hands (clap-clap)" It is good to hear from you asize12, you were missed. I am glad that you are feeling better, what a scare. I bet hubbie almost fell out when you fainted. But don't make me have to come up there and stand ova you just to make sure that you are drinking enough water.*tapping feet*

Name: beyourself
Comment: Lovely-tell Sugar that she better sit down some where and have a 'coke and a smile', cause I know you do her dang gone work all the time. She misses like 100 days a year.

Name: TAZBABY
Comment: Good Morning Fam Bam and Lurkers! Welcome SB, Asize I am so glad you are okay back to 90% not lets make it to 100% after you start keeping your smaller body hydrated. OSB that is so incredibly sad about that 400lb 7 year old little girl, that is just amazing she could grown that big. I think over 600 post is a record for us, after all my years here I don't remember reading that many post, Love it. Now back to work for me!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: thanks taz...

Name: Lovely
Comment: Be, right! She's always out... now she has to wear these ugly thick socks because of her diabetes and she's rolling around showing everyone. She was out 2 days last week! Me and this young white chick always pick up the slack for her (because our boss MAKES us).

Name: Lovely
Comment: Lil Bro, maybe I did... you lived to tell about it though. ;-)

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Bey - that's funny...cuz this morning I wasn't feeling good and started laughing to myself as I was thinking I should have a coke and a smile....LOL!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Y'all know I'm having surgery in a couple of weeks. I'm take some tootsie pops to the hospital with me.

Name: Penelope
Comment: I just had a dippy egg and some toast. Dang it was good! I think I'll finish my sucker for dessert. Have any of you tried Acai Berry Power?

Name: asize12
Comment: *tears welling up* Awww, thanks kids:-) LOL @ ylawd! I shoulda KNOWN! Y'all...'scuse me, WE iz some damn FREAKS! LOL Man, were the hell is my Bro-Boo??? I have an Ask-a-black-dude qwerschen! A very special welcome to the new dude, southernbrothah. Umm, your name is now SB cuz it's too damn long! >be, actually hubby & the kids didn't see me faint cuz I have to be there 1/2 hour before them when I hafta sing in the choir. So, when they got there around 11am, I was sitting down getting my blood pressure checked by one of the members that's an EMT. It was LOW for me...96/72. After I got some IV's & stuff, it went back to normal after a while. I HATE being sick! I haven't been to Sir James since Saturday morning and I didn't go to choir practice yesterday either. I think I'm taking a week off of Sir James. I ain't ready for all-a that yet. I'll see his short as.s next monday. I ain't tryna pass out again! Hey...I just thought of something...my butt is always passin' out on the FFA...you think I cooked toast (burnt bread) on myself???

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: lovely, still tryna be cute, i see...lol Lil Bro...anyway yeah i made it, thanks for taking it easy on me!!!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: asize, do i have any say in this??? guess not...SB it is!!!

Name: beyourself
Comment: CrazzeeGyrl, I had one of those days yesterday.

Name: beyourself
Comment: LOL @ Asize12, I'll see his short as.s next monday. Yeah, take a break you don't want to be sick Thanksgiving week.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Good morning! **walking in room with only a trench coat and red stilettos on**Hey Southernbrothah!

Name: DancingInTheDark
Comment: Ayman al-Zawahiri, al Qaeda's No. 2, castigated Obama, saying "in you and in Colin Powell, (Condoleezza) Rice and your likes, the words of Malcolm X (may Allah have mercy on him) concerning 'House Negroes' are confirmed."

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: formerly, hey lady, whats happening?? **hands together hoping a gust of wind blows open formerly trench coat**

Name: beyourself
Comment: Formerly-You forgot to put on your football helmet. You, know for safety purposes.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: ASIZE>ooh sweetie! you be very careful of that. you make sure you drink plenty of water. always keep yourself hydrated. the same thing happend to my co worker. she fainted and it was due to low blood but she also suffered from vertitgo. she has not been back yet. take care of yourself sweetie we want you well for the cruise cause you got to party with us when we take over the ship and make all the other passengers walk the plank and get the heyyel out! lol!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: ARKANSAS>oooh!! did you open your trench coat and say to SB, "Surprise!" lol!

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Once I was licking an ice cream cone in public and one of my good male friends told me to stop eating it b/c I was making him horny. Anybody watch SVU?

Name: bigchassie
Comment: okay PENELOPE>what is a "dippy egg?" sounds almost sexual!lol! or is it too early in the morning? lol! it's like a man saying in a low voice, "COMEMERE BABY AND LET ME TASTE YO...DIPPY EGG!!LOL!! oh dayum! yall got me starting up early in the morning! yall stop it!!

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Asize, glad to hear you are ok now. Now drink that water.

Name: asize12
Comment: >sb, I shorten just about err'body's name punkin, don't take it personal:-) <<cyberbrohug>> >be, speaking of Turkey Day, do you know this fool told us that we have to work out at 8am Thanksgiving morning??? He got like messed up, don't he? I'ma tell him I'm goin' outta town...Well, it's 1/2 way true...me & a few family members are going outta town the day after Turkey day. We're going to the outlet mall in the Ozarks. I'm only spending $100 TOPS! I'ma purposely leave my debit card home & take $120 cash...$20 for food, $100 shopping. My name ain't lovely, I ain't got it like that! *waving at lovely* Hey girl!

Name: lilmocc
Comment: Good Morning Folks!! Happy Hump Day! The convo was on and poppin' on here yesterday. It has been a long time since we had over 600 posts, LOL. Did anybody see RHOA & Keyshia Cole last night? Thoughts? RHOA ended a little more peacefully than I expected. What Greg said was really on point and needed to be said. The ladies looked pretty childish and silly going overboard trying to ignore one another. Is it just me or does it seem as if Sheree gets a little satisfaction from seeing Kim and Nene go at it. She had a slight smirk on her face as Nene was telling Kim off at the table. I recall her having that same face before as well when they were at the lingerie store. Keyshia Cole - Ok, Frankie is off the hook. I'm not sure how old she is, but she is going with this young dude living in the projects and it appears that he sells drugs and beats her up as well. WTF? Why does she want to be in that environment knowing what she has come through? She and Neffie just can't get along AT ALL. She called Neffie and told her homeboy was beating on her, then she pitched a bytch when Neffie got there to see what was going on with the situation. It seems that Neffie at least TRYING to better herself but with Frankie, I'm not so sure. However, it was definitely a good look for her to go and apologize to Yvonne and for the 2 of them to go to church. It seemed to have helped her a lot. When she was giving her testimony, there was one guy in the congregation that kept yelling "My Lord" over and over again. I got a little tickled b/c there is a man at my church that does the same thing when someone goes to the alter, LOL. Keyshia seems MUCH happier with herself and everything than any other season. Yvonne is too funny.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: ARKANSAS>aww sukie-sukie now!! lol!

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Mornin', left coast checkin' in. jfrom you requested my email yesterday, did you get it?

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Lovely, did you go to "Nebraska" and get Beyonce's cd? I'm listening to now. It's going to have to grow on me. I'm loving Diva and Halo.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: asize, its all good...chass, im still waiting on that pleasant surprise....**winks at formerly**

Name: asize12
Comment: ...I was TRYNA say "He got LIFE messed up"! LOL

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Lilmocc, I missed Keyshia but best believe I will be checking it out either today or tomorrow. Sheree and Kim are so childish. NeNe called it when she said this was some high school ish. Kim had nothing to say when NeNe called her out. B/c she was right. Instead of being grown and try to talk it out, you want to play childish games. Sheree and Kim's little speech at the table didn't make since. I fell out when Micheal Knight told Sheree, you get what you pay for. It ended peaceful but something happen between then and now. They are cutting up on the reunion show. I wonder will there be a season 2.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Stay Hydrated When Exercising Welcome to Sweating 101. Question #1: During one hour of vigorous exercise, how much does the average person sweat? Answer: One quart! As you can see, exercise saps a lot of water from our bodies. Start paying attention to your fluid intake 2-3 hours before you are going to exercise. Drink 2-3 cups of water during that time, and then drink another cup immediately before you start exercising. Without this extra water, your muscles will become dehydrated. Muscle movement depends on how hydrated you are, so if they are dry, they will not work as well. As a result, your workout will not be as productive as you would like. Once you start exercising, keep drinking water frequently. A good rule of thumb is to drink one cup every 15-20 minutes. Keep a water bottle with you. Take breaks to head to the water cooler. Do what it takes you keep yourself hydrated. Even when you are done exercising, you need to keep replenishing your fluid levels. It's recommended you drink another 2-3 cups within two hours after you have finished. Then drink water regularly afterwards.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: **winks back at SB* Slow down. I don't want to take all your paycheck so soon.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: What's the web site for Black Friday deals?

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: My favorite album by B is still Crazy In Love. I loved that cd after listening to it one time. I took BDay about 4 months to grow on me. I think it's going to take the same amount of time for this new one too.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Asize - I am glad you are back and recovering nicely....your cyber brothers and sisters have been act'n a fool in here. I have been try'n to keep them in line.....Lovely has been the ring leader (as usual) of the mayhem....

Name: bigchassie
Comment: LILMOCC>i saw TRHOA last night. yeah, Greg was on point with that statement and he made great sense which made the ladies think cause they were acting really childish. Sheree gets on my freakin nerves. i'm glad Micheal Knight gave her some very good advise about the fashion design buisness. oooh if Tim Gun saw that mess he would seriouly look at her like she was crazy. those Hats were fierce! that is one thing i can say about us sistas WE CAN WORK SOME HATS!! Kim is stupid! who in the heyell told her she could sing? and she did not take to heart about what Dallas Austin told her to do cause she is still smoking. I hope NeNe finds her real father. i didn't get a chance to look at Keisha Cole but i'll watch her over the weekend.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: formerly, MAKE THIS MONEY......it aint trickin if you got it!!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: What do you think of these boots? http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Two-Lips-Women s-Gertrude-Ankle-Boots/3343684/product.html?IID=prod33 43684 Hush, slenda, most handsome.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: CRAZZEE>chile, i don't know what you are talking about! i'm in-no-cent! *batting eyes* humm....i feel like eating a pickle! oh, i'll wait! *slight sly grin on face and walk away*

Name: bigchassie
Comment: ARKANSAS>you know my heart belongs to the old school, but lately, i've been digging this chick forgot her name, but the song is kickin. it has that Jamacian flavor to it and the harmony is tight! i love it. and the sista can blow! who is she and what is the name of the song? got to get it.

Name: letmein
Comment: gottadeals@blackfriday.com

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Formerly - I hope you have clothes on under that coat. Its cold outside. Your headlights might come on.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: ARKANSAS>uh sweetie...you got a man waiting for his "surprise". time to work it gurl! lol! don't keep a man waitin! lol!

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Ylawdy, I'm not into ankle boots. But I do like them in grey. Bigchassie, I think you are talking about Jasmine Sullivan. Where you been? She has been out.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Crazzee, that's for SB to find out. LOL

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Chass - you started all the foolishness yesterday. Then Lovely was inducting SB...

Name: slenda
Comment: Biting lips @YLawdY

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Formerly - you just said you weren't try'n to take his paycheck....now you know you gonna charge him to look. So keep the coat close.

Name: flytetime
Comment: lilmocc, I watched Keyshia Cole last night and I agree, Frankie is off da hook - HOLLA!!! lol. My daughter kept saying that dude she's with looks like he's in his 20's. How old is Frankie? close to 40 or 40ish? Neffie definitely cares about her. Did you hear the part when Frankie said that someone called the cops about their altercation and her boyfriend took off because he's on probation? I was ROTLMAO!! I heard that man keep saying "my Lord." It was funny

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: formerly, im waiting?? **glances at watch**

Name: bigchassie
Comment: CRAZEE>*wide innocent surpised look* why Crazee, i don't know what on earth are you talking about! i was just in-no-cent-ly eating my afternoon big,hard,juicy,pickle....with a peppermint stick in the middle. and enjoying it quite nicely, i must say! lol! *low snicker*

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Lilmoc - thanks for the update on Keyshia Cole. I was watching it the other day and wanted to see the episode with Frankie in church. She makes me sick. Neffie has done so much better. I think Frankie is wallowing in guilt and jealousy. I think she should go to therapy. She seems like she'll go back to the wild life if she doesn't get some sort of help.

Name: oldschoolbrother
Comment: BY ROSALIND ROSSI Education Reporter rrossi@suntimes.com Designers of a plan to create the city's first gay-friendly high school pulled the plug on a watered-down version of the plan Tuesday but vowed to resurrect the idea next year. Some lead members of the design team had thought that the latest version of the proposal -- which deleted all specific references to gay students from the mission statement and changed the school's name -- had been the best way to garner support for the new school, Chicago public school officials said. But on Tuesday, other members balked. » Click to enlarge image Three designers of the proposed gay-friendly high school -- Chad Weiden, Katherine Hogan and Bill Greaves-- discuss the school last month. (John H. White/Sun-Times) RELATED STORIESBoard to vote on anti-bullying high school New name for gay-friendly high school? Steinberg: Gay high school in Chicago would only punish the victims Let's not give up on 'safe haven' school "When we tried to compromise as much as we could with our language, even changing our name, in the end, the design team couldn't fully agree that this proposal should go through,'' one team member, Katherine Hogan, told WTTW-Channel 11's "Chicago Tonight" Tuesday. Hogan, a literature teacher at Social Justice High School, insisted the design team had the "full support'' of Schools CEO Arne Duncan and would "absolutely'' submit an "even stronger'' version of the plan next year, in time for the school to open in 2010, as planned. The group's decision means Chicago School Board members will not vote on the proposal today, as originally scheduled. CPS officials, in a statement, said, "We look forward to them resubmitting their proposal in '09." The withdrawal of the proposal follows questions from Mayor Daley about the group's original idea. Daley said he was worried the school would segregate gay students.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: chass, there you go again...you were sucking on that D-I- get ya minds out the gutter, i was saying you were sucking on that dill pickle all day yesterday!!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: letmein...thanks! slenda...keep biting. LOL

Name: bigchassie
Comment: ARKANSAS>chile, you know i can't keep up with these new style folks. but i really like her. that song reminds me of that Lawryn Hill song from her "Miseducation" CD. smooth. have to cop that.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: SOUTHERNBRO>well, i can't help it! i just loves me some DILLLLLPICKLE! *licks lips* ummmph!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: chass, is that right???

Name: bigchassie
Comment: SOUTHERNBRO>*hands on hips* and what is wronnng with Dilllpicklesucking, praytell?? don't you like to suck? lol!*head cocked to the side*

Name: bigchassie
Comment: was that a loaded question??lol!

Name: letmein
Comment: asize12...I wish you could get PD up here this weekend. My church is offering the ACT prep class for FREE! And it's not only for the members of our church. They're having a class this Saturday and 12/6. I thought about you when Pastor mentioned it Sunday.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: chass, that'll be a NO go on the dill pickle sucking, and of course it was loaded couldnt ya tell?

Name: amethyst
Comment: Good morning, folks, I missed the 600+ conversation yesterday, y'all were off da chain!! Welcome, southernbrothah, you surely fit right in. You gave as much as those old heifers were giving! /ceegirl- Notesinger doesn't know when the cruise is, she just knows she's going! LOL It is Memorial Weekend, in May.

Name: Penelope
Comment: A dippy egg is one that is um I think regular people call it over easy...you know the kind with the runny yolk. I don't often eat egg yolks, only the whites, but I try to eat one every now and then because yolks are a good source of biotin, which is an essential hair nutrient. so, I will eat maybe three whites with only one yolk about once a week. The whites alone are a good source of protein,(yeah, I know there are plenty of jokes about white and protein just ready to roll off y'all's nasty tongues.) but the bioten in the egg yolk is a good direct source of biotin. Science and nutrition class is adjourned.

Name: amethyst
Comment: I have no desire to buy an American car. I respect Penelope and others whose family work for the US automakers and are loyal to those brands. I have seen too many problems people have with American brands. For example, my best friend bought a Dodge Durango and I bought a Honda Accord in 1999. When we finished paying for them in 5 years, she started having problems. She's had to replace the engine. I have many more miles on my car, but haven't had any problems. I maintain the scheduled maintenance, and plan to drive it at least 200,000 miles.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Hey guys. I am so glad this breakfast is over. I was a table captain and the responsiblity was too great for me. Anywho I got teary eyed a couple of times. PSA -- If you have at least 4 hours a month to mentor, please sign up to be a big brother or big sister. It is so rewarding for you. The benefit to the child is immeasurable. I am glad that anyone who can make a difference in a child's life does, but speaking as a black woman it is a bit distressing to see that the majority of the big brothers to the little black boys are white men. We need more black men to participate. ** Stepping off soap box and scouting it under Chassie's red couch***

Name: bigchassie
Comment: SOUTHBRO>*innocently looking at him* noooooo...i don't think that was a loaded question. don't you like to suck on the goodies? lol!

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Sister 12 - I am glad you are feeling better. A few years ago when I was going to school in Memphis, I got sick. I guess it was the flu. I was sick for a few days. Well, Sunday came and my cousin bbq'd and we had so much food. It smelled SO good and I was determined to be better. I got up that morning and went into the kitchen. I started feeling dizzy. The last thing I remember is that I was gonna walk to the chair. I didn't make it, though. My cousin said I had a seizure. I fell and my glasses fell off and my eyes rolled back in my head. I was in the hospital for about 11 hours. The doctor said I was severely dehydrated. It was horrible. He said that because of me having the flu and lying down for days, basically my body didn't know how to act when I stood up. Even now, I don't drink a lot or water or a lot of anything actually. My body can't handle that much liquid. Anyway, as they tell us over here, drink more water.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Juicebox...I think I'm gonna start playing an active role in the lives of bi-racial girls. For example, I see several with white mothers, whose hair looks atrocious, and they seem so sad. We have a lot of them at my church, and I just want to reach out to these girls. Does that seem WRONG or bias? I'm kind of afraid, but I see them looking at me, and while I don't want to go for the obvious thing I have in common with these girls, I really see a need in them. I'm a little intimidated though, because I don't want their mothers to be put off. I'll have to pray about it.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: amethyst, thanks!!! they were on me pretty good....i think i did ok, for the first day...anyway im supposed to be emailing you with a pic attached...email???

Name: bigchassie
Comment: JUICE>*sniffing and sucking at the same time* that was sweet, sweetie!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Just got back from a meeting and my October bonus is $775 -- lunch is on me today!! ARKANSAS -- Nebraska is Nebraska Furniture Mart, a store close to my house. I got B yesterday but didn't have time to download it to my iPod before we went to the gym. Do you like it?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Ame, I think the argument can be made for any car. A friend of mine owns a Sorento, and she has had to replace the engine twice. I think things can happen with any vehicle, regardless of the maker. As in what happened in the 70-80s, U.S. car makers will have to regroup on how to make a car that folks want to drive. They improved their quality tremndously when the asian imports almost ran them out of business in the 70-80s, then turned up the heat with the SUVs. Now, they will have to come up with something else. In this case, they will really have to improve on their hybrids and alternate fuel vehicles.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: chass, NOOOOO, of course not!!! **smiles slyly like the grinch**

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Chass - what's that white stuff dripping down the side of your face?

Name: bigchassie
Comment: PENELOPE>ummmmmmm.....love that...Biotin. it tastes so....scientific! lol!!!! OKAY I'LL STOP IT!!!LOL!

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Penelope I think you should work in whatever area you feel drawn. You are biracial so what is wrong with you wanting to help out biracial girls.

Name: amethyst
Comment: Penelope - When you mentioned sucking and strawberries, I had a flashback. Umph, umph, umph. Glad my long-term memory is still good. Who cares if I can't remember where I put my keys last night or why I just walked into the kitchen? At least I got some stored-up memories that can make a gurl smile years later! /Lovely - You know you couldn't stand one day without spooge talk. Stop trying to impress the new guy, he's been lurking for a while and knows you are Dr. Perv's (i.e. MidwestMan) honor roll student!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: CRAZZEE>oooh, thats that....BIOTIN that PENELOPE was talking about. you know how it is when you study...SCIENCE! LOL! it's so...intense!!lol!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: For the coupon people go here: http://www.keepcash.com/coupons/

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: ame, you're right...i was quite aware, she just confirmed it for me personally....

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Good Day Good People! SMOOCHES!!! I think I may play today. Good Day My King! *gentle i-lash kisses* SoBro..I c u came back to the party. The after party was great last nite wasn't it? ROTFL AS6 you passed out a church? *side eye* You know there are other ways of getting out of paying the offering or leaving church early. Glad you're 90%. Take the rest of the week off. In fact, don't go back to work until after Thxgiving. I'll write you a note.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: FKADG - SVU is my fav show on TV. Actually, I really only watch that and AI when it's on. Anyway, I don't get to see it over here, but I have all the seasons that are out. Was last night's show good? /RAH - No, I did not get your email addy. Could you give to me again? Thanks love.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Ame, I said I was just playing. You know I normally am the one to say "spooge" if no one else has mentioned it. There's no sense in the board going 24 hours without it.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: SOUTHERNBRO>but...what is wrongg with, SUCKING ON THE GOODIES!! IT'S GOOD EATING!! IT'S FUN TO MUNCH! AND IT'S RICH IN VITAMINS! LOTS OF BETA CAROTENE! *innocently batting eyes*

Name: Lovely
Comment: Lil Bro, so exactly how long did you lurk before coming out to join us?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Pene>> I think that is sweet you want to help out biracial kids. I still don't understand why yt women won't do their kids hair and shame on the brotha letting his child walk around looking like a birds nest. Can't they call their momma or sister? What ticks me off the most is when they will cut off all of their hair just because they can't manage it.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Biotin is really good for your hair, but one time at band camp...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Yellew...See, that's what I'm talking about, but it is also about their confidence and appearance as well. At my church, we have a number of biracial girls (we have boys I'm sure, but I haven't noticed them...that's a shame!) But the girls are also consistently overweight. I have noticed that when hubby and I walk in, these girls notice me...I speak, but since we are new to the church, I go straight to my seat. I'm feeling like it is time for me to get to know these young people.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: chass, lol...iam tryna stay in shape, gotta take those vitamins....hersheys, yall are silly i couldnt help but come back, lovely, i prefer BigBro, i read yall's post daily for like a month or so....i used to look at them when they were apart of blackamericaweb.com....

Name: bigchassie
Comment: PENELOPE>what happened at band camp???

Name: amethyst
Comment: yelleyw - Yeah, men just have oral fixations and fantasies. /asize - I missed you, sister. Your other sisters cut a fool yesterday, accosting the new tenderoni, and he likeddded it! Young Buck fits right in with these insane, hyper-sexual, spooge-addicted folks. /formerly - I only saw the last 20 minutes of SVU. /asize - I was at the gym last night and saw their Thanksgiving schedule. There is an aerobics class at 9:45 that morning. If my doctor says I can go, I will. My hip still hasn't fully healed. Working out on a holiday makes you feel less guilty.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: it's 11:20. i'm cold.

Name: Penelope
Comment: So SB, what did you think of our posts. Did you think we were off the hook, or some well informed conversationalists who could solve the world's problems while spooging and rearranging our stilettos, drinking chamtussin, or chamquil in the closet?

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: Pen, i thought yall were silly as he!), im special too, so i figured i might fit right in....by the way, yall did mention spooging quite a bit over that time....

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: hey yall!!!! umm CRAZZEE, you and that email was heeelarious...LOL.... so how's everyone doing?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Chass...have you ever seen the American Pie movies? The Allison Hannigan would always talk about some crazy spooging that went on when she went to bandcamp. She would always start off a crazy discussion by saying, "One time at bandcamp..." She had this kind of soft, lilting hi-pitched voice. So whenever somebody says something out the box, I just look and go in a soft voice, "One time at bandcamp..." AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS HEARD THIS?!!!!!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: pen, im right there with you....

Name: Penelope
Comment: SB, let me guess: It was MidwestMan, Lovely, BigChass and her sip-sip, and Juicebox, formerly known as what, ChocolateBrownGirl?

Name: slenda
Comment: Good day HersheysKiss. Did you tell ol' southernbrothah you got your Southern Bro? My eyes twiched. Asize12 you passed out! Oh hell, so it's true when they write stories saying Kelly Rowland or some other singing girl passed out before a concert and doctors say it's dehydration! Damn, you're taking this quest-to-asize6 too far. Glad you're ok though.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: slenda, ive heard no such thing....pen, yep all the time, i had to join in so i could get some that good ole' sip sip....

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Pene>> Yeah I think they would appreciate it. I just notice alot of kids are chunky nowadays. Must be all that Mickeedees and video games. We used to actually play "outside" as kids. I used to always say "this one time at band camp" too. That was a funny azz movie.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Yeah, Chass got your 'sip-sip' in her special corner.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: chass, im ready to taste

Name: amethyst
Comment: SB - Send me an email at missleo86@yahoo.com so I can add you to my F4A list. The picture goes to slenda and I'll forward it to him. /Pen - I think your interest in supporting biracial girls is great. Pray about it and God will use you where and how He needs you. Although I feel young at 40, I'm have a revelation that I'm "older" to those in their 20's. Lately I've had a few opportunities to mentor, advise and encourage some young folks, and it feels good. I have been so blessed and I want to share my insight and experiences with other.

Name: Lovely
Comment: OK, for real ya'll... we need to find MWM, I'm worried.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: PENELOPE/SOUTHERNBRO>*slygrin* lol! you will love it! it gonna taste goooooodddd! lol!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Lil Bro, while you were lurking, didn't you get the sense that I am the most sane person on here? ;-)

Name: Penelope
Comment: I routinely still lines from TV, and one time, I was looking at the show Brothers and Sisters, and Rob Lowe was getting on Sally Field for overstepping her bounds on something, and he snapped at her and said, "You're an adult, put a filter on your mouth." Imagine my supervisor's surprise when my -favorite co-worker- said something profoundly unprofessional, and I snapped back at her: You're supposed to be a professional person. Put a filter on your mouth!!! My supervisor pulled me aside and told me she was impressed with how I handled that situation and said she needed to remember the comment. But like the bandcampt statement, I steal lines from movies and tv all the time. Jon Stewart of the Daily Show needs to publish a book of quips he uses. He once said the Jon McCain looked about as uncomfortable as a 6 year old in a nursing home, and I have used that line a bunch of times. It comes in handy for public speaking gigs.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: SOUTHERNBRO>*hands him an apple* oooh, you got a BIG ONEEE!! SO PLUMP AND JUICY AND IT'S SO DARK SO YOU KNOW ITS....SWEEET! *licks lips* I LOVE EATING HEALTHY, DON'T YOU? LOL!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: please tell my y my crazy azz coworker came and dumped paperclips down my shirt, now i want to fight her *picking clips outta lady areas*

Name: Penelope
Comment: SB, if you concur with Lovely, I'm have to slap the back of your neck.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: lovely, someones in denial ;), chass, i bet it does taste good....

Name: yelleyw
Comment: *running from lightening strike*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Creenj>>>WTH?!!!! don't lose your job today, but spread crazy glue on her keyboard.

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: jfrom, here you go> tman41@yahoo.com.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: pen, i deserve that. chass, YUM YUM...

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Tendah SLENDA! *shivers up spine* No worries, I didn't describe my thongs and matching bra today. And I'm only letting DJ lay his head upon my azz so I can get a mix tape of club/go go music. That is all. But should anyone ask for a detailed description, I'd be happy to oblige. Just saying.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen & Yelley!! Out of everyone, I thought you two would back me up on this!!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: PENELOPE>I have heard of the American Pie movies, but i have never seen them. are they really good? i may check them out on Netflix.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: You know I love ya sis but I don't want to die for lying. LOL! Whew that bolt came close!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Chass>> You never saw AP? Its a frat boy movie but funny. I hollered when he defiled that apple pie.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Hershey don't start, girl....CHASS sit yo sucking a*ss down and shut up.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: SOUTHERNBRO>now bite it...take a bigg bite....now suck it...and savor the sweet deep juice it gives....lick the side of your mouth...don't give up on the last drop...savor the delishous flavor....take another bite, and suck in the juice...ummmmmmmmmmmm, love that juice! full of sweet, rich, decadent flavor....now lick your lips!!! NOW WASN'T EATING THAT APPLE FUN??? LOL!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: CRAZEE>*surprised* WHATDIDIDOO????!!! LOL!!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Yelleyw, ok, ok... fine, I'm not the most sane person on here (but I'm damn sure not the most INsane person on here). :-)

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: speaking of lines....Lovely - "you can't handle the truth". LOL!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Um Lovely, no. I can't back you on that one LOL. Chass...American Pie is one of those movies that you have to be in the right 'place' to appreciate. I thought the first and second ones were funny, but I don't recall that I cared for the Wedding one (although it had some funny moments) and the one involving the next generation. I like Sean William Scott...he was funny as heck in American Pie.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: chass, best apple eating experience EVER!!! LOL

Name: bigchassie
Comment: YELLY>naww, i never seen it before. i must check it out! humm.

Name: Lovely
Comment: I guess death by lightening bolt is a pretty sh*tty way to die. They wouldn't even be able to have an open casket funeral.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Stop it Chassie! *making phone call*

Name: bigchassie
Comment: PENELOPE>yeah, i'll have to check that out! *goes to Netflix*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely, I don't know, I think each of us can hold a certain title on any given day. Let's hold the EUR Free4All Surperlatives: Spooge Queen: I nominate Chass; Spooge King, literary agent: I nominate MidwestMan; Um, let me think of some more...

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Speaking of Bolt I gotta take my godson to see that this Saturday *note to self*

Name: Nuby
Comment: Good Morning All!!! This is honestly the first time I've checked out the Free-4-All page here but I've been an EURweb fan for many years. I see I've been missing out..This reminds me of Wendy Williams' chat room when she first came on the radio....It's cold here to..like 30 degrees..and windy as hell....bigchassie....yes i did see that last night but I believe that was rerun. The new show for last nigth came on at 10 and yes, they were off the hook. Why did Sheree and Kim even come to the dinner if they weren't going to be adults about the situation. I liked how NeNe put it all on the table and called Kim out...Kim responded but it was a bunch of BS if you ask me. I love that show though...cant wait for the finale.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: I'M PREGNANT....

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Morning Peeps, Good looking out on the Calender JFrom!!! I printed it out and it is proudly displaying right here at the job. Since I can't have a screensaver, this is ever better!! LOL @ YLawd, girl some our Peeps needs more than Jesus!! Some of yall need an Exorcist. LOL....Asize, take care of yourself and you were missed! Now where is MWM???

Name: Penelope
Comment: Who on the board was gonna watch True Blood yesterday? Are you here? If yes, what did you think?

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Congratulations Crazee. Children are such a blessing. If I may be rude, is it with that last guy you told us about. Your former friend?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Nuby>> Welcome we need your stats. Crazzee>> WHAT?!

Name: Nuby
Comment: Congrats (i hope) to you CrazzeeGyrl...and JFrom..i know im late but would love to get a copy of the calendar? Let me know what i need to do to get it..THANKS!!!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: congrats crazzee....

Name: Lovely
Comment: Congrats Crazzee!! Name her Lovely! She can be friends with Chosen Legacy!

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Not with a baby.......so many possibilities.........LOL!

Name: Nuby
Comment: Lawd...i aint askin no questions then ROFL

Name: bigchassie
Comment: YELLY>WHAAAT??? We are mearely just doing some healthy eating, that's all. we should all eat good, healty food...and there is nothing like eating....good, rich, protein-enriched...FOOD!! LOL!

Name: Penelope
Comment: What? Crazzee...hunh? Nuby? Who is you? You been here be-fo? And yest, I liked how NeNe put it out there. I like her line: How small of you? I think her husband has some sense. Sheree and Kim need to go somewhere. But I think NeNe's friend needs his own show. I said it so it must be true!!!

Name: letmein
Comment: Nuby...You can't get jack until you pay your fee **hand out**. Congrats Crazee!!!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: SMH I shoulda known your crazy azz was playin. *slaps back of head*

Name: slenda
Comment: "And I'm only letting DJ lay his head upon my azz" lay ... head ... azz

Name: letmein
Comment: Wiping The Hiney? You and asize12 play too damn much!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Chassie>> You aint slick. That wasn't the food protein you were swallowing.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: NUBY>But that reunion show is gonna be on and poppin. i heard Kim and that other chick gonna have a wrestling match! lol!PENELOPE>MEEE??? SPOOGE QUEEN?? oh nooo!! i couldn't take that title? why on earth would i be called "spooge queen?" Heavenstobetsy! lol! *batting eyes innocently* i'm just promoting good eating habits, thats all! lol!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: chass, make sure and swallow it all....lol BRB taking lunch, what ya'll want??

Name: Nuby
Comment: Penelope...yes, been here since how long ago..just never really posted....im trying to think how many years its been but its been a long time...a few jobs in between would not allow access (how dare them) so i come in when i can...ill be here hopefully for a while though. letmein..well what's the "hand out" :)

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Why I gotta get slapped? LOL!

Name: bigheadbull2
Comment: Hi all applied for a job in the Obama camp and recieved a call for an interview. Wish me well.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: YELLY>My...what on earth are you saying, yelley!....*trying to keep a straight face but failing* i was just eating and enjoying it. can't one enjoy one's food? lol!!!

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Crazee you are wrong!!!!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: SOUTHERNBRO>oh yes! you do must swalloqw

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Yes, please wipe the hiney. No one wants to know about anymore brown streaks.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Welcome to the F4A Nuby. Did you bring your cross? You're gonna need it.

Name: Nuby
Comment: Southernbrothah..ill take a fish sandwich with lettuce and tarter, fries and a coke. *thinking* what AM i going to have for lunch today? I hope you get the job bigheadbull2..lawd knows i need a new one too.... for the person who is perusing the internet for employment...if you have one....i would suggest you stick with what you have cuz the market is very very bad....

Name: Penelope
Comment: There Chass *I quietly reach over to adjust her halo* It falls off...Chass, 'what's wrong with your face? Oh, let me get that fake lash off your cheek...all that batting is making the glue come lose.

Name: Nuby
Comment: Shortey71..i got thick skin and i like True Blood on HBO so i think i might be safe...you got my back just in case though?

Name: Shortey71
Comment: LOL @ Crazzee, I'm glad I scrolled back up before I said congrat's. You are a damn fool for that one.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Hey Nuby - welcome to the F4A board of nutz.

Name: rayne
Comment: Good morning all!!!! ASIZE- I’m glad you are doing a little better. Fainting is strange thing; it’s happen to me as well. Everything goes fade to black. I was able to hear everyone around me, I just couldn’t open my eyes. I watched the last of RHOA, because I fell asleep. Kim & that weave is horrible.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: CRAZEE, CONGRATS on the new possibilities!!!! i feel u sis, i'm back on my workout kick so i can be good, ready, and not surprised the next time i am pregnant b/c trust me a few weeks ago, i looked at that test and dam near passed out...

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” In other words, Lovely's offers daily train rides and in hopes someone will get off! *side eye*

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Nuby, you got to give up some stat's first and then yes, a sista got yo back fa sho!!!

Name: asize12
Comment: >ylawd, thanks for that tidbit. I will DEFINITELY drink more water. I've been REALLY bad with drinking water lately, obviously. >akg, 'Crazy In Love' is my fav by Beyonce too. That cd is one that you don't have to skip one song! B-Day took me a minute to like too. Did you know that Solange wrote 'Get Me Bodied' & 'Upgrade You'? I was surprised to hear that. >letmein, dang, I shole would take her to it. I'm checking around now for free classes as we speak. WHYCOME I sent my sister to the library yesterday to get the practice ACT book and she brought the SAT book??? *sigh* So, I gotta go to the library today to get the ACT book. >ame, I prefer foreign cars too. I'ma ride my Corolla 'til the wheels fall OFF! I've had it for 18 months and she's still runnin' like a champ! But at the same time, my sister got her 1999 Ford Escort brand spankin' new in Feb. '99 and it's still running well w/ only 110k miles on it. And good for you for working out on Turkey Day! I may end up changing my mind, depends on how I feel...LOL @ hersh! Actually I passed out before church even started. We were praying before we went up to the choir stand and I blacked out. >pen, I think it's a great idea for you to help out bi-racial girls. That's in no way wrong or biased.

Name: Nuby
Comment: Thanks everyone for the welcomes...in advance too

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: DANGGGGGGG yall' are off the hook.. again!!! *slaps Crazzee" in the back of her head for that crazzee comment* LOL but I knew where you were going with that!!! LOL 'HOLLA'..(soundin like Frankie")

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” In other words, LOVELY offers daily ffa train rides in hopes someone will get off. *All aboard!*

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Oh.... Good Morning by the way... and Thanks J' for the bomb calendar!!!!! sista12' u drinkin'???? "momma" wants to know!

Name: Shortey71
Comment: **accidently spits oatmeal on computer screen** BRRRRRRRAAAHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: My first car was a 1998 Ford Escort. It ran very well. Never had any problems. I would've still had it if I had seen that truck in front of me before switching lanes. I think he was sitting there minding his business and I accidentally introduced myself to his rear bumper. I sure miss that car.

Name: Nuby
Comment: Shortey71....Nuby is female/42..philly area....got 2 kids (that i claim) and a husband...is that good enough or do you want/need more?

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: JFromMo, SVU was really good. I was disappointed in the last 2 shows. Next week's episode look like it's going to be good too. SB, you ain't ready! Lovely, I know you meant the furniture store. That's why I put "Nebraska" in quotation marks. DJ made a comment yesterday about how the foreign companies took what they learned from the US car companies and improved it. I thought about Chris Rock. He said something like "if they can cure polio, why can't they make a Cadillac without the bumper falling off. B/c they won't you to keep buying cars". I think the foreign companies figured they can get more bang for their buck if they made cars that would last longer.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Hersh - I know you ain't talking 'bout Lovely....U been fit'n to start your own train up in here.

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: SHAWTY..here's some towels and some windex. *pats her on back* You'll be ok boo!

Name: slenda
Comment: Nuby, welcome. We got an online photo album. Send a photo or two to siphiwez at gmail dot com. In return you get to put faces to most of these nicknames on the board. You too Southernbro. Sometime in the future a brother called MWM will need to know more, Lovely will show you what when the time comes. Keep your eyes open. You 42 right? You're not MWM's wife by any chance?

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Cool Nuby...I'm 42 as well.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Actually, Merriam Webster defines insanity as "such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility". Soooooo not a description of me.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Hey Nuby, that's good enough for me girl. I missed RHOA again but what I've seen from a previous show it doesn't look that entertainig to me. I wasn't even all that impressed with Keisha Cole yesterday. What we need is a F4A Realty Show. Now that ish would be off the chain and the ratings would be throw the roof..LOL..

Name: Nuby
Comment: thanks slenda...ill see if i can find a pix to send...yes...42 passing for 25 or younger LOL dont know who MWM is so i dont think im his wife....

Name: Lovely
Comment: Thank you Crazzee!!

Name: Shortey71
Comment: LOL @ slenda.

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Crayzee Chick! Whatchu trying to say? You should be careful. Slenda doesn't like when you talk about his Dark Chocolate Kiss. *reaching for MLK/JFK/RFK fan and hymnal*

Name: Lovely
Comment: President-elect Obama has chosen ex-Senator Tom Daschle to be Health and Human Services secretary, sources tell CNN.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Good morning family and if the chastity belt fits, a big fat 'Spooge You' from the FFA Holy Rollers! RANDOMNESS>> My momma is arriving today for TWO WEEKS. Please pray for me. N.T.Way: RHOA-- Foolishment and fockery at its best. I love Greg, he is about the only one with some sense on the show. I can not WAIT until the reunion next week. There are a few snippets on YBF and Crunktastical. Nene told Kim that she will snatch her wig sideways or something like that! LOL I like Lisa and Earl's relationship. They seem loving, altho she needs to be a *little* more supportive. Asize>> I hope you feel better! Did you get that book I sent to you yet? SOUTHERNBRO>> Welcome to the madhouse. Check your coat and your sanity at the door.

Name: slenda
Comment: Nuby, damn you look 17? lol.

Name: Lovely
Comment: From People.com: Hugh Jackman: The Sexiest Man Alive --- apparently Wolverine was voted sexiest man alive... I don't think he would have gotten my vote.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Hersh - What are those items gonna do for you? Do you really know what a hymnal is? Look in there and find the song "Liars will be running on that great day"

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: The question of the week: is SB picture posted yet?

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Now on to the Frankie/Neffe show... I said it last week, but this is worthy of repeating. Imma need Keyshia to help her foster mom step up her wig game. That Donald Trump-ish blonde wig was a hot buttered mess with a side of syrup. I won't even touch on the Elvira-ish wig she wore to church. And, why in the HEYALL is Frankie dating a 20-something drug dealer?

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: I think Vagina Honsou is sexy (Kimora's boyfriend).

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Slenda, can I send you a picture of my breasts only for the album?

Name: asize12
Comment: Welcome Nuby!!! Ummm, you may have been on EUR for a minute, but we STILL need yo stats AND $5, cash only! Stank you...

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Ark>> Hell we still waiting on DJ's pic. *side eye to DJ*

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Nuby...Welcome. I too am in the Philly "area". LOL What do you do? And that will be $5.50 please, no checks, money orders or food stamps.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Lunchtime... no one wanted to benefit from my lil $775 bonus so I'll eat by myself. Be back at noon fam!!

Name: letmein
Comment: I had to roll back up to make sure. So, what's up with the Nuby not having to pay the fee? She saaiiiid, that this was her 1st time visiting the F4A board. We don't give a dangnabit about any of these other damn boards on Eur!!! Sorry to be so frank Nuby but times are hard and we need our loot! We need a new tripod, camera, mattress, astroglide, etc.

Name: Nuby
Comment: slenda...you crazy re: 17....sometimes when i go my 15 year old's school, i get looks as if im a student and appreciate the compliment i just looked thru both of my yahoo accounts and do not have one freaking picture of me there so i will have to take one, have my kids download it and send it on. please be patient though..ill get it done.

Name: lilmocc
Comment: Lawd> LMAO!!! U ain't neva lyin', girl!! I ALWAYS holla when Yvonne comes on screen, b/c I KNOW she is gonna have on another jacked up wig, LMAO!!

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Crazee, did you forget your meds. Vag Hounsou....funny. Lawd yeah those wigs and she needs to convince her to let that gold in the front go as well. Frankie is dating that guy so that she can get her drugs.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: After reading the posts, it's obvious that SB can conclude that I am the only sane person on this board. Is the moon full or something, cause there is a whole lot of head bumping going on up in here. Crazee..to the corner for the rest of the WEEK, for playing like that.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Lawd' we are >< on Greg... that is a sexy man!!!! watch out NeNe'!!!

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Hmmm...So whatchu sayin'? Merriam's definition absolves you and the 3 spooges from lude and luscivious behavior on trains?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Crazzee>> You "mean give us free!" His body is sexy. His face notsomuch.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: **falling out of chair at LawdHv** yes Frankie needs her 8ss kicked for messing with that ADD looking four eyed b*stard. LETMEIN, and we need to restock our liquor cabinet.

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ jb! Girl you so damn ignit! >lawdhv, nope, I ain't got it yet. I'll letcha know. And you & the rest of the FFA ladies look FAB on y'all pics! Wish I was there! Oh yeah, and YES, KC's foster momma needs a serious makeover! I was crackin' up at Frankie when she kept telling her that she didn't wanna meet for her for dinner! LOL And who the hell is the foster momma to tell Frankie that Popeye's ain't good for her? She's a tad bit on the rolly-polly side herself! *singing 'Make Me Over' by Anna-Mae Bullock*

Name: Nuby
Comment: Yall are a bunch of fools....im cracking up and lovin the love im getting. First of all, Letmein..let me correct you by sayign that i have been a member of EURweb for YEARS..many years. I've comments about specific stories on their pages but this is the FIRST time i've really posted here in the F4A. Everytime i tried to do it before i got errors so i just gave up. now, Slenda said all is needed was the picture and stats and im good. The $5 and $5.50 is cutting into my unemployment..I aint got no full time job to be paying various fees and is there one fee taker instead of everyone trying to get a cut? I got hook ups for everything...trust..let me know what you need....tvs, mattresses, painting...WHAT?

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Slenda, we need to have a F4A 'meet n greet' photo album!!! LOL, now that I've met some folk'

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Nuby>> I'm looking for a flat screen. Hook a sista up.

Name: Nuby
Comment: yelleyw...believe it or not got a hookup for that too.

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: CRAYZEE stop running so I can sing the song to you. *throws book at Crayzee's feet*

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Quit playing! Where you live?

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LOL@yall... i'm off to get some Thai food....

Name: slenda
Comment: Juicebox, absolutely. Put an orange in the middle so I know it's for real and not some redtube clip.

Name: Nuby
Comment: yelleyw..in philly metro area....whereabouts are you?

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Nuby - we don't want no hook ups from the trunk of your car. LOL!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Pittsburgh

Name: yelleyw
Comment: *covering Crazzee's mouth* Speak for yourself. LOL

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Hersh - you stoopid. LOL!

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Cali-- Juicy said that Greg looked like Burle Ives yesterday. I chuckled to myself when I saw him last night. I like his dried out Jheri curl, too! IJA texted me during the show (our normal ritual) to say "We need to find us a Greg so we can act as ghetto as we please and still be supported financially... I mean emotionally" LILMO/SHAWTY: You just know that everytime she pops on the screen, she is going to BRING IT! But, when she testified in her bumblebee suit last night, I thought she was about to let the cat out of the bag and say she use to hoe or something... HEHEHE QUESTION: Did Keyshia move her ENTIRE family to ATL? I see some long lost siblings, foster moms, nieces and nephews, etc... Neffee is the only one with her own crib.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Nuby, I love hookups!

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: I'm listening to the temptations Christmas cd....It's only one of original member left - the founding one at that. Wonder what he knows or did that the others missed. Umph, umph, umph.

Name: slenda
Comment: Cali, I'm always open for bizness. Yall just don't send me your meet'ngreet pics. If you had, we'd have a new album by now.

Name: asize12
Comment: *in my best Master P impression* I got the hook-up, holla if ya hear me, UGHHHHH! >nuby, can you get me the hook-up on some shoes? That's all I care about...

Name: Nuby
Comment: wow..yelleyw.....hmmm...its doable but we would need to discuss because you need to give CASH to person and they order it directly from company website. true and honest i would not bullsh*t you about that... but TV would be delivered right to you....we got a 50" flat screen with ambiem (sp?) light for very cheap....CrazzeeGyrl...aint nuffing but true transactions here..not trunk stuff or falling off the truck..

Name: asize12
Comment: >momma cali, I've drank 3 cups of wah-wah so far. I'ma try to get my full 8 cups in. I just hate runnin' to the bathroom every 5 seconds...

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Welcome Nuby! We use to have a LOT of Philly folks on the board, but they've gone on to bigger and better thangs... either that or their internet got cut off!

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: slenda' Im sendin' in ours rat' now!!! The Cali' PepperBelly Gurls!!! Lawd' that Greg seems so grounded but he was having fun too when they had their Hat show!!! LOL what a man!!!

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Nuby - okay then....get the money from Lovely cuz I want the tv.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Ummm do they work for the company? Imma need to talk to you about this more later. Email me @ yelleyw@yahoo.com I'll check it when I get home tonight *going back to overstock.com*

Name: Nuby
Comment: damn error messages...sorry asize12..no hookup for shoes. Crzzeegyrl....you are out of control..you need to get your own money cuz i aint in that...im only the transaction person..not the money getter.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: sista-daughter 12'... u better keep drinkin' cause you cant be passin' out at church no mo' before offering time... you know Pasa' and nem' didnt like that.. they gone' be wantin' your building fund/love offering this Sunday! LOL

Name: Nuby
Comment: sorry yall...computer froze up on me. now yelleyw....holla if you want info..ill give you my email if you interested....thanks for the love LawdHvMrcy...i was here back then, as i mentioned before, but never really posted. and Crazy....im not the money getter...just the money taker so let me know when you get yo money for yo tv.

Name: asize12
Comment: *sigh* Nuby, see, now you don' just hurt my haw-rt!

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Okay...why I gotta be out of control, on meds, get slapped in the head - twice mind you - get sent to the corner for the rest of the week, and a hymnal thrown at my feet....Stop telling folks yawll got love up in here cuz you lying....damn idiots....I'm going to the bathroom now. I've got gas....

Name: asize12
Comment: te he he he!

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: yeah SLENDA...watch that 'open for bizness' mess! *arched i-brow* Oh and Welcome "Nuby-Tuesday"

Name: letmein
Comment: I wanna see the pics for the meet and greet over the weekend. fountall2004@yahoo.com

Name: Penelope
Comment: I just got a job offer...I'm taking it!!!! Praise the Lord with me!!!

Name: asize12
Comment: The Word of the Day for November 17, 2008 is: effigy • \EFF-uh-jee\ • noun : an image or representation especially of a person; especially : a crude figure representing a hated person. Example Sentence: A giant effigy is set ablaze at the climax of the annual Burning Man festival in Black Rock Desert, Nevada. _______________________________________ The Word of the Day for November 18, 2008 is: blithesome • \BLYTHE-sum\ • adj : gay, merry Example Sentence: In The Gilded Age: A Tale of To-Day, Mark Twain's Laura, who had been struck by love, wondered why she had never before noticed "how blithesome the world was." _______________________________________ The Word of the Day for November 19, 2008 is: deportment • \dih-PORT-munt\ • noun : the manner in which one conducts oneself : behavior Example Sentence: The school expects students to dress in proper attire and maintain a respectful level of deportment throughout the day.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Congrats Penne Pasta!!!!!!!!!!

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, congrats on the job offer sis! Good for you! God is GOOD!

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Congrats, Penny! You make Willona proud!!!! Is it in HR?

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Penny from Good Times...we need details. CONGRATS!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: What's wrong with stuff that falls offa trucks and comes outta trunks? That's some of the best Christmas shopping there is.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Congrats Pen!!!!!! When do you start? Are you still going to have your surgery?

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: nuby, here you go ** slides her the fish sandwich with lettuce and tarter, fries and a coke**, formerly, i hear you talking or typing or i see you typing or posting??? im bout to confuse myself, anyhoo i can handle it babe, i could show you better than I can tell you, and a pic is coming soon...email it to ame right???

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: LHM...get out of my head! LOL Hope u r feeling better.

Name: slenda
Comment: Hersheyskiss, I'll watch that 'open for bizness' mess when someone stops letting men LAY their HEAD on her AZZ.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: Pen, imma bout to praise him with you **slides off kenneth cole's, puts on nikes, commences to shouting** lol CONGRATS....

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: HK>> yes, we are >< on Good Times! I have a note outside my office that states "Proceed with caution, I am sick!!!" I also have a can of Lysol that I have been spraying when folks don't heed the sign. I'm leaving early to pick up my mom from the airport soon, so I'll be OK. I can't wait for her to 'baby' me, like only a mother can. BY THE WAY, I will be celebrating my 21st birthday for the 16th time (36) on Saturday!!!!

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: ROTFL. My King...surely you jest. Don't you want some good music for your listening pleasure? Besides...I don't think DJ meant that literally. I think he was just using my azz for cushion as he takes a nap. Come here...take a nap my sweet king.

Name: Nuby
Comment: thanks southernbrothah...stomach growling like crazy..its going to be a minute before i can the pix so when i do have it ready to send..ill come here and get the addy again to where to send it. cuz im not going to remember it now. and southern...what's ame.....ill just get the email addy when im ready to send, k? Kisses to you Hershey for the welcome.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Congrat's Pen!!! God is good cause it sure is hard finding a gig nowadays!!!

Name: asize12
Comment: Happy 21 to the 3rd power birfday lawdhv!!! I'll be 21, for the 17th time on Dec. 31st...I'm thinkin' I wanna get out on my bday this year, not stay home & watch the Twilight Zone Marathon. I can do that on Jan. 1st since I'm off...I think me & hubby gon' go to a par-tay! We went out last year and had a blast!

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: SHAWTY-- You better stop playing and holla at that dude with those high-waisted leather pants for that job hookup! lol How about Solei said that he was asking about me? I actually thought he was... 'milk & cooookies!* When I move out there, yall better have some menz lined up for me!

Name: amethyst
Comment: (slapping Soror Juicy in the back of the head) The women don't wanna see a picture of your ta-tas, we have our own. And mine are bigger than yours, anyway (sticking out tongue). Maybe slenda will create a F4A men's calendar and you can submit your picture there. I'm sure some of your other hedonistic, spoogealicious sistas will contribute, also. /ark - Dang, calm down (snatching Hershey's MLK/JFK/RFK fan to cool you down). slenda just gave SB his email address two minutes ago. Young Buck probably has to get a picture when he gets home tonight, unlessen he has one on his phone he can send now.

Name: Nuby
Comment: I gotta go..but wanted to tell everyone to enjoy the rest of your day, stay warm and don't let the wind blow you away. Smooches to all.

Name: asize12
Comment: ...his 41st b-day is Nov. 25th. He claims that he don't like to celebrate big, but we do something for him every year and I shole do see a big cheezy grin across his face!

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Asize> if my birthday fell on Jan 1st, I would be partying EVERY YEAR. Or, if you like most of the folks I know, bring in the New Year at church, then head on out to the clubs after the watch night service! lol

Name: amethyst
Comment: Lovely - As tough as times are now, advertising the amount of your bonus might not be a good idea, especially around the holidays. You might really get smacked upside the head and robbed. (calling Junebug to tell him Lovely is leaving for lunch)

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Hello family! 351 comments already? What y'all talking about? This is gonna take a lot of scrolling back to catch up!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Y'all, I;m leaving for the day! When I get home, I'll try to get on the board. I just need to do a really big sigh right about now. Whew Lord! Whew! I tell you, I'm a happy sister right now!!!!!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: nuby, i believe amethyst is who you will email to be added to the email list....i lost the addy again though....i gotta do better!!

Name: BluLuv
Comment: you guys have had me cracking up last few days (been on lurker mode - they'er working me like Kizzy). Yesterday's convo w/SB was hot!! Had to spray lysol on computer b4 logging on today. Hersh, Ylawdy, Lovely, Crzzy, Bey, yelleyw, JB, BigC, Formely, - yall earned 1 day detention!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: amethyst, why i gotta be YOUNGBUCK...shoot ive had my 21st bday twice...dont that count for sumthing??? lol

Name: asize12
Comment: >lawdhv, y'all sags are some goofballs! I've always wanted to go to NY on my bday to see the ball drop. I plan on doing that for my 40th...Dang, that's in 3 years! BRB, I'm about to go start my mid-life crisis in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Name: Shortey71
Comment: **head cocked back looking like baby bird getting a worm from mama bird** LAWDHV, you are stoooooooopid!!! Girl I looked dead at his pants when he stood up. That's why he came over there and was like, why are you looking at my pants like that?? LOL.....they were hella high. And plus I ain't go lie, I was checking out Mr. Peter too.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: whats happenin bluluv

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Nuby - post your email addy and I'll send you the calendar. /Rah - Watch out for my email. /YLY - I kinda like those boots. You have to have the right 'fit to wear them with.

Name: amethyst
Comment: Nuby - I ain't gonna slap you in the head 'cause it's your first day, but NOBODY gets a pass on paying the F4A dues! I have 17 children, 4 dogs and 8 cats and I still paid the fee. But we'll still take you up on the offers for hook-ups. Some folks are already passing around coupons. These are some tough times, everybody ain't getting bonuses like Lovely. (texting Junebug to check on the jacking status)

Name: BluLuv
Comment: Congrat Pen on job offer and LadyLov on bonus check! Welcome Nuby - Imma need a 42" LCD TV! amethyst/senda > see yall got pics updated for fam album, mind is on it's way. Now Imma scroll up to see what's poppin.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: jfrom, calendar??? LConley@renasant.com

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: letmein ... U got mail!

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: juice, you can send me a pic of those.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Penelope Pit Stop....congratulations and a big exhale just for you!

Name: amethyst
Comment: SB - You are the youngest in the family, that's why I call you Young Buck. /I'm supposed to go to this conference today, and I do not want to go. My classmate is on the panel and asked me to come. Dangit, I just don't feel like it. I have about an hour to get ready if I'm going to get there on time. Send me some energy, fam, 'cause it's cold and I'm inside my nice, warm house.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: BluLuv...what I do? I wasn't the one losing my mind yesterday. I was trying to maintain some semblence of order up in there. LOL

Name: slenda
Comment: Hershey, I shall rest my head on thy chocolate bossom.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Jfrom, you sick of fam asking you for the calendar? misscharli@comcast.net Thanks!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: congrats Penny!!!! God is so good

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Summa you have mail. /SB - On the way.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Sure Rah, would you like to see them with an orange or banana between them.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Thank you BluLove!!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: OSUN! Yes, I said OSUN! (that's like your mama calling you by your full gubment name) Simmer down.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: LOL @ MC. Nah, it's cool. On the way. Anyone else want the Obama calendar?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Penelope>> CONGRATS GIRL!!! I'm really happy for you. Hey Blu!! I wasn't doing nuffin! *sly grin*

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: jfrom, MAN. i didnt think it would be this smoothe...thank bro!!!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Penelope, you're my role model! I wanna be just like you in a week or two!

Name: asize12
Comment: *smackin' on momma's homemade chicken noodle soup, w/ water on the side* LOL @ ame! Dang, you got a ganga kids! Iz they all by the same daddy???

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Yall fast approaching 400 comments and its not noon on the west coast... wow!!! beating out the Obama board today! LOL

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Though some would prefer the F4A to handle themselves with a level of deportment, that sh1t ain't happening. Our daily blithesome discourse proves that we hung our good sense in effigy a long damn time ago.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Ame if you had actually given birth to 17 kids I think the bottom of your uterus would have fallen out.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: The Worst Appetizers in America: CHILI'S Texas Cheese Fries with Jalapeno-Ranch Dressing 2,070 calories - ON THE BORDER Grande Fajita Nachos—Mesquite-Grilled Steak 1,970 calories - OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch 2,030 calories Calorie Equivalent: Like eating as many as 21 White Castle Hamburgers! PIZZA HUT Taters (full order) 1,580 calories

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Congrats Penelope. I'm actively looking, too (in Iraq though).

Name: asize12
Comment: >jb, uh-uhn cuz that lady from that show on TLC has 17 and one on the way! That's a damn tribe!

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Good afternoon everyone. I was lurking before when somebody mentioned the tootsie pop and I had to set up an account with this board. This board seems to have a lot of fun, unlike some other ones.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: 12, I'm cracking up on the dogs and cats. How she feeding all them pets and kids? And she paid her dues on time? Dang! Who her sugar daddy?

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: continued...ROMANO'S MACARONI GRILL Romano's Sampler (fried calamari, fried mozzarella, tomato bruschetta, garnish) 1,640 calories - RUBY TUESDAY Grand Sampler (fire wings, southwestern spring rolls, fried mozzarella, and chicken tenders) Calorie Equivalent: Like eating 5 McDonald's Cheeseburgers! T.G.I. FRIDAYS Jack Daniel's Sampler (Jack Daniel's glaze over fried shrimp, Sesame Jack Chicken Strips, and Baby Back Pork Ribs) 2,330 calories UNO CHICAGO GRILL Pizza Skins (full order) 2,400 calories

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Hey NYengineer74. Give us your stats and if you are a man your phone number.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: SB - Dude, I'm not a dude. I'm an all natural woman. :-)

Name: Juicebox
Comment: 12 her uterus is hanging on by a thread.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: LOL.... dang JuicyO'!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: PEN! Congratulations!!!! JFROMMO, may I have it please?

Name: asize12
Comment: Dang, the lurkers iz comin' outta the WOOD WORK! Welcome NY! Okay, since you're a lurker, you know the drill...Stats & $5.50, cash only!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Holy Shizzle! Y'all are straight up chatty in here today!!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Lil Bro, have you been behaving yourself? I don't have time to read the million comments posted since I last checked in on ya'll.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Sista-Daughter12' I think the fee' should be increased due to the current recession and the holidays approaching and that loss that happened *side eye'n love* ahem

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: juice, 2 oranges please, and a 3 day old banana. Its kinda brown but still kinda firm.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Too many comments, so little time...what's cracking?

Name: BluLuv
Comment: Welcome NYengineer74!! I'm a NYC native - Do or Die BedStuy! Excuse though, I have to take care of some fam biznez - *smacking YLawdy & Yellyw upside head for fibbing bout yesterday convo*

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Ummmm SoBro...JFromMo is a sistah! Just looking out for a bruh.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Ooo, lemme go git me a cup of coffee and some snack. Chatty days call for serious measures. Is it too early to spike with Kahlua?

Name: BluLuv
Comment: Hey DJ, Wassup!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: 12, is that you??? Woman, where you been???

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Welcome NYengineer74...did you bring your cross???

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Sup Blu! How's the prepping coming along?

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: I know I'm all late, but did anybody purchase Sista Souljah's follow up to the Coldest Winter Ever? I think it came out last week...

Name: BluLuv
Comment: Angelic Hersh - are you behavin' 2day (unlike yesterday)?? Do have me call out Mama Lurker Note!

Name: Juicebox
Comment: I think I am in love with him : Warren Sapp Of the three finalists, this former NFLer is the most physically limited; he's got to weigh twice that of Brooke, and, as the judges have pointed out in the more recent weeks, he's got some awkward-looking flat feet on the dance floor. No matter, those flat feet have proved to be quick enough to elicit overwhelmingly strong responses from the judges and the audience. In fact, the big man's routines, often crafted with spy-inspired themes and always chock full of humor and irony, consistently garnered standing ovations. As Carrie Ann said tonight, Warren just "gives the audience what they want every single time." And folks, what audiences want is to be entertained, to laugh, to smile and to have fun. And this former terror on the gridiron brings joy to the dance floor like no one else. He may be the dark horse heading into the finals, but he's just the type of underdog that America loves to get behind.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: NYEngineer? What's that?

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Rah...I have to have good sense all dayum day dealing with folks on the job. I have to be able to play with reckless abandon somewhere.....now about that one way ticket.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Yes, welcome NYengineer74. **giving Shortey the side eye on the cross comment**

Name: BluLuv
Comment: DJ > to room is 85% finish. Waitin for BlackFri to get TV. It looks so nice, I must say. Thnx for asking.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: jfrom, my bad im special. apologies to you!!! hersheys, thanks but you were like a second late, lovely, you know I have...imma good guy!!! **sly grins**

Name: YLawdY
Comment: NY...welcome. Marital status, where you at, kids....I think I can cypher the NYEngineer part of your moniker. What's the 74? And that will be $5.50 please. We do take corporate Amex.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Oh, okay...We got more new family members! Welcome NYEngineer...

Name: Misscharli
Comment: LawdHv, no, haven't read it yet - it's called "Midnight," but I did pick up Eric Jerome Dickey's new one, "Dying For Revenge." It came out yesterday and I finished it early this morning at about 2am. Umph. That's all Ima say..

Name: Juicebox
Comment: And to be honest I think Warren Sapp is three times the size of Brooke Burke, not two.

Name: BluLuv
Comment: **whispering** Did yall hear that, Ylawdy discussing one-way-tix w/Rah. oooo, *bringing ear closer to computer screen*

Name: amethyst
Comment: Y'all need to stop these enjoyable conversations so I can drag my sleepy behind to the closet to find some clothes and to the shower so I can go to this doggone conference I don't want to go to. Why did I tell her I would come? I did tell her I couldn't stay the whole time, so maybe I'll go late and leave early. I want a nap.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Lovely - You were in the first batch I sent. Lemme know if you didn't receive it.

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Charli's Angel. Just to be clear AME's SugarDaddy ain't SLENDA...*rolling eyes* And it's always 11am somewhere so get the bottles poppin.*cracking open flask so Charli's angel won't drink alone* MY KING....my chocolate bosoms await with love and push-up cups ->>> *whispers* Hey MrDJ how much music can I get per nap?

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Blu, I heard Cyber Monday was another big day to get some really good shopping done. I ain't never did it but some of my co-workers say it's the next big thing...

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: MissCharlie-- EJD has a new one out, too? Dang, he just dropped two! OK, I need to go to Barnes and Noble to pick both of them up!

Name: BluLuv
Comment: sorry for my typos - to Hersh > s/b Don't have me call out to MamaLurker Note (but I think you got that).

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: SoBro...I'm never late. I arrive when I'm requested. TRUST! Again...I digress. *I'm really gonna pay for this later.* SMH I can't play with y'all no more. I got too much work to to do!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: LawdHv, yes, it's the third in the Gideon trilogy. First was Sleeping with Strangers, second was Waking with Enemies, and the one that came out yesterday was Dying for Revenge. Now, mind you, the brother released the book Pleasure between the books Waking and Dying, so you gotta admit he's got his hustle on.

Name: BluLuv
Comment: Cyber Monday - ok, I'll keep that in mind.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Yo quiero Taco Bell!!!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: hersheys, point well taken.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: YLY did I read 'marital status' as martial arts? SMH I'm sleepy.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: blu, dont do it. got it.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: MC>> Oooh I gotta get the EJD! Thanks

Name: Lovely
Comment: J, thanks. My slavemaster, I mean boss, is back... can't check my yahoo from here. If she goes away for a bit I'll sneak and check it.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: MsCharli, I liked Sleeping with Strangers, I started reading Walking with the Enemy and got tired of the 80 page spooge scene so I put it down. That was like three months ago. Please tell me that book gets better so that I can finish it and proceed to the next. I just love Amazon.com.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Hold up, HK...I have enough music to where I can lie on your chocolate bosoms for a year...24/7 for a good 365. Let me know whassup.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Hey.. okay so now we have an official meet n' greet page in the Fam Photo Album!!!! and the Cali PepperBelly meet is the first!!! Thanks Slenda, you are the best!!!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: MC, is it good? I like EJD... I'm reading 26A right now by Diana Evans.

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Disillusion and everybody: Thanks for the warm welcome. YLawdY: 74 (year of birth) Asize12 and Juice box: Recently divorced father of one teenage son. What other stats do you need? Oh, and I like watching a female sucking on pops, pickles, strawberries... whatever... my mind just goes there.. BluLuv: Uptown all day Shortey: Why do I need a cross Somebody asked the moniker for my name. I was an Engineer for Con Ed. I am now relocating to Texas. Hope I got everybody Where do I send the $5.50?

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Juice, it gets better. And, you really do need to read Waking with Enemies so that Dying for Revenge makes total sense. Honestly, I'd read Pleasure before reading Dying for Revenge, but, do know that Pleasure is serious spooge from cover to cover, so, if you can't handle that, you can skip Pleasure (it's one character that shows up in Dying for Revenge that you'd recognize if you'd read Pleasure)

Name: Penelope
Comment: OK, I have arrived at home just so I can exhale. Plus, my second level supv has not been made aware of my job offer, and I thought I'd give my immediate supv time to tell her and her time to take it all in without confronting me. OK, so to answer questions: It is in HR, but more geared to my career field, more money, more travel, more responsibilities, but back in the legal arena where I was before I took the current position I hold. Now, its funny, b/c just this morning after arriving to the office, I was like, please open a new door for me. But God is good. With the exception of the traveling, I will work out of my home full-time after a couple of months getting reaquainted with the changes that have occurred since I last worked there. OK, now y'all can shout with me in my red soles!!!! Oh and the surgery?! When it rains it pours, b/c the surgeon's office just called. I gotta pray on this one. But I'm leaning towards postponing it now that the offer has been made. Its sad,b/c I went ahead and scheduled it for the holidays because I just was tired of going to work there. How crazy it that?!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Riddle me this: What's up with all the people? They just rolling up in here on us now...

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: NYEngineer74, we're going to have to shorten up that name but welcome again...and perhaps I should scroll up to see what you are talking about in regards to this pop sucking. I know yesterday we had a lot of sucking going on...*scrolling up*

Name: YLawdY
Comment: You can be born in '74 and have a teenaged son? *picking up calculator*

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Lovely, it was good. This one was a mental read. You raise your eyebrows a lot when reading this one, but you turn the page because you want to see where it's going to go next.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: did he say Texas??? Lawd' where u at gurl????

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: ylawdy, I gotta move a few women..uh, things around and I'll get that ticket right out to you, post haste. Love that phrase..post haste. lol

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: JFrom - send me the calendar, please....imfayvored@comcast.net

Name: JFromMO
Comment: DJones - Are you able to check your email right now?

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: YLawdY, I was a naughty boy back in the day. My son is 15. He will be 16 in a few weeks.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Miss Charli-- EJD auto-mographed the Sleeping with Strangers book for me at the Marcus Bookstore. I read it in 3 days and couldn't wait until Waking with Strangers. That was my first time reading any of his books. I really need to go pick the latest one up. EJD is handsome, by the way!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: **waiting for someone to play shouting music, to celebrate with Pen**

Name: BluLuv
Comment: Ylawdy > u stoopid!

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: *wonderin how I can get some red soled shoes to get my shout on*

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: DAYUM Cali!! CTFU I was in the bathroom combing my baby hairs like Chili before I formerly introduced myself to Mr. Engineer.... MRENGINEER>> I am in Houston, what part of Texas are you relocating to? Mind you, from tip to tip is about 900 miles...

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen, want me to do a praise dance for you?

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Penelope, btw you were my inspiration to coming on this site. (wink)

Name: BluLuv
Comment: *singing Isley Bros** U kno u make me wanna shout! Come on now, come on now! Hey hey hey *doing church lady dance*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Got this email...you might want to respond as well. Penny -- Please take a few minutes and help shape the future of this movement. Share your campaign experience and your thoughts on the best way to keep supporting our agenda for change. The inauguration is just 62 days away, and as President-elect Obama and Vice President-elect Biden prepare to take office, they'll need your support more than ever. You've built an organization in your community and across the country that will continue to work for change -- whether it's by building grassroots support for legislation, backing state and local candidates, or sharing organizing techniques to effect change in your neighborhood. Your hard work built this movement. Now it's up to you to decide how we move forward. Take this short survey and share your ideas: http://my.barackobama.com/whatsnext Thanks to you, this country has an historic opportunity. Electing Barack was the first big step, but there's a lot of challenging and important work ahead. Together, we can keep making history, David David Plouffe Campaign Manager Obama for America

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Lovely>> Put the praise baton down!! LOL Oooh Pene got a boyfriend!!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: What chu talkin 'bout NYEngineer? OK..back to the praise dance!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: LawdHv, you make me sik. Meeting EJD and all. Getting his autograph on your book. But yes, go get that book. I believe you'll enjoy it.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: JFrom, not at this moment...send it anyway because I'm taking off early today.

Name: amethyst
Comment: MC - One time my dumb butt put Bailey's in my coffee in the morning and it upset my stomach. Duh!! I wasn't thinking about the alcohol, I like the taste of the Bailey's. /Aloha, NYengineer74. Are you a man? We need more testosterone on this board. The estrogen level exploded yesterday when some new meat, I mean a new man appeared. /YLawdY - Why you trying to make an exception for NYengineer74 and accept a credit card for the dues? Shoot he/she is in New York, near Wall Street, that corporate card might not be valid anymore. NY, drop down some dollars, please. And we don't give change, so try to have the exact amount.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Miss Charli-- I was in your neck of the woods when I met him. Marcus Bookstores is in Oakland. Solei took me there *sticks out tongue*. He is nice looking, but he is shoate. That's 'short' for you northerners...

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Pen, I'm all late and probably a dollar short, too...I'm still trying to catch up on what's going on in here today...but congratulations to you! God is good!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: DAYUMMMM! YALL SURE ARE CHATTIN IT UP IN HURRE OVER 400 AND SUMTHIN POSTS!! and ain't nobody doin no suckin up in dis hure joint? it's not even friday yet either! yall carry on. i'm just gonna play lurker up in hurre the rest of the day and check yall out. *walks away suckin on "favorite thing" with a peppermint stick in the middle* OHHH RAH-RAH....I GOT SUMPTHIN FER YAAA!!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I would like to make it through one day without being called stoopid. What's a girl to do?

Name: asize12
Comment: *coming back in the room doing Single Ladies routine* Err uhhh...NY, did you say you were moving to TX? *looking for lawdhv* Girl were you at???

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Cuzzin-- We don't call you stoopid on Saturdays and Sundays so that should count for SOMETHING!

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Of course, the reason why is because no one posts on the weekends, but you catch my drift!

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, I've never called you stupid. :-) mean maybe, but never stupid.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: 12, welcome back! Good to see you up in here again! And the family has grown!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Why did hubby call and say he was gonna give me a lollipop tonight?!!! I said are you on the EUR?! He said no, somebody just brought me in a bunch of suckers and I thought you'd like one.

Name: BluLuv
Comment: hum, Ylawdy w/one-way to Rah, DJ sinking head on Hersh's boobie, and now SB winkin @Pen.... Do we have a EurFam LuvFest goin on, inquiring mindz want to kno??

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Question to you readers, how many pages are those novels by EDJ and the like?

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: *doing the stanky leg* I hear ya, Asize!

Name: asize12
Comment: >cali, get outta my head! LOL >ylawd, but you know youza damn fool! Don't be ackin' all modest! >dj, I've been sick as a dog. I posted what happened WAAYYYYY ^...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Thank you DJ...*looking demurely yet mischeviously at you*

Name: rayne
Comment: Dag- u all are talking up a storm. Welcome NYengineer74 & Nuby! Penelope~ I’m doing a holy ghost dance for you. Congrats! ASIZE- try putting a slice of lemon in your water, that’s the way I get my daily dose in. I want to see the pics. Msrayne711@yahoo.com. LawdHvMrcy – happy early birthday.

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Penelope - You were sucking on a tootsie pop earlier this morning. What flavor was it? I hope chocolate... LawdHvMercy: Plano, which I see is white bread land. Where are the sistas? Amethyst: Very manly male.

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: *sigh* Again...I'll vouch for YLY...she has a job and can type! "I AM JOB!" from Mrs. Doubtfire* WELCOME NYC-ENGINE *vroom vroom* carry on!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Blu...I think we're just having one big love in. Just a break from the monotony, you know.

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ lawdhv! Girl that Beyonce routine makes me TIRED! She dances harder than a mofo!!! She be poppin' her hips so hard that it looks like one of 'em just gone POP!

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Penelope: no disrespect meant when I mentioned the pop. I just saw that you are married.

Name: amethyst
Comment: Hershey - You don't have to issue a disclaimer about slenda; I wouldn't dis' my Soror like that. Any non-Deltas or non-F4A, Ion know. Like Kim on RHOA I can't reveal my Sugar Daddy's identity. But, since 17 kids have been created, it's obvious that Daddy's Sugar is reallll sweet! /JFrom - You wanna send our Atlanta picture to slenda for the group meet and greet album? Or, I can send it. /YLawdY - I didn't like the picture your mom took of us. We dont' have to include it, do we?

Name: Lovely
Comment: Rah, most are probably about 300 pages. The one I'm currently reading is only 277 pages.

Name: asize12
Comment: ...So, NY, what part of TX are you moving to???

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Mr. Engineer>> Plano is outside of Dallas. right? I have a beautiful friendgirl who lives north of Dallas. She just got her PHd from Emory and relocated there this summer. She is a professor now. Cool peeps.

Name: Penelope
Comment: NYEngineer...no disrespect felt at all. Its all fun and games on the board. You feel me? But my tootsie pop had a chocolate center! I was sucking fool. Looks like I might be one this evening too! We gots some celebrating to do. I'm have to burp my man's baby!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Confession: I am a happily married women and there's nothing wrong with the one I have, but I do get the urge to try some new dyck occasionally and fanatasize about such. I've never done it and don't intend to, but I do have fun in my fantasies *putting cherry popsicles on my grocery list* Which leads to my question: Ladies in monogomous long term relationships do you ever get the urge for new dyck?

Name: Penelope
Comment: The Beyonce dance in Single Ladies video? Between that one and Get me Bodied, I work up a sweat,but when I saw Justin Timberlake and Andy Samburg doing it on SNL, I fell out. Now that was funny!

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Penny Woods-- I am really happy for you, girl! I am a strong believer in Him being right on time. CanIborrowfiddybucks? *holds hand out like Ralph the Doorman from the Jeffersons*

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Who said chocolate?!?!? I am the ORIGINAL ChocolateBrownGal/HersheysKiss SISTAH on this board. Holla at ya girl! *Hersheys..unwrap the fun!*

Name: Penelope
Comment: YLY...hunh? ;>

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Hersh - "Lelah get back in yo cell",

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Thanks Rayne for the early B-day wishes! Ok yall, I am outta here. Gotta go meditate before I go pick momma up from the airport. Need to get my mind right! lol Blessings to each of you... Til next time!

Name: BluLuv
Comment: Ylawdy > HELL YEA! Damn skippy. Well, now w/hubby in Afghanie, I'm on dyck overload, fanatasize all they time - thanx to you people!! Where's MWM? I 'memba that train day (L,M,D,K)

Name: Penelope
Comment: LawdHv, where do I send it too?

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, I'm in a long term, committed relationship and thoroughly enjoy every aspect of our spoogelife. I love attention though (surprise surprise) and tend to flirt alot but I really don't want anyone else's d*ck. I have a fireman trying to join the team right now and as sexy as he is, I'm just barely tempted to test his hose. The only reason I'm intrigued by him is because he's older and you all now I've been wondering about older guys (without gray pubes).

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Thanks Lovely.

Name: BluLuv
Comment: *slapping self for typo*

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: I ain't married and I want some new dyck.

Name: amethyst
Comment: Lovely - You were doing well, but, smack upside the head. You ain't hardly gonna praise dance for nobody, especially without drawers on in the chu'ch. And don't even think about stealing NYEng's dues. YLawdY, please grab the dues out of Lovely's hand while she rubs her throbbing head. /Penelope - Since you are in pain, do you think you should postpone the surgery? Will the new job wait for you to come at the beginning of the year? Would it be better to have the surgery now, versus getting worse and having it done when you are still new? Your health comes first. /NYEng - Ain't no disrespect up in here 'cause folks are married. You'd never guess that some folks are married and some go to church. Help me somebody. Hey, Glory (throws head back like Aunt Esther).

Name: Penelope
Comment: Y'all, just go to Walmart or CVS, and get that little $12.00 massager. It will relieve alot of your tension.

Name: ceegirl
Comment: Cali/Amethyst, thanks for the messages. I was beginning to think the f4a board didn't luh me no mo' : )

Name: asize12
Comment: >ylawd, nope! I'm too busy runnin' from the one I got! LOL

Name: bigchassie
Comment: *sashaying back in* OOOH...SO WE HAVE A NEW VICT-er gentleman on here i see...NYENGINEER>hello! *extends hand out to shake* i am known as the bigchassie, how are you sir? you were born in 74? hummm...a youngroni, i see...okay. welcome to the fold! would you like something to....eat??? I'M HANDING HIM AN APPLE YALL!!!*one eyebrow raised* Uh....enjoy!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Ame>>Awe thank you for your concern. I am in pain, but my doctor said I could try this new treatment program that would help with that. It involves him giving me shots in my foot. I gotta think on this whole thing. Hubby and I gonna talk about it tonight.

Name: Penelope
Comment: I know of someone who carried on a six year relationship with someone outside of her marriage. It was deep. But, thinking about it and actually doing it are two different things. But Jimmy Carter said he had sinned simply because he thought about it. Whelp, if that's the standard, I'm going to hell.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: NYENGINE>now if you want some sip-sip there is some at the bar but if you want something more potent, you can get that fermented mixture that is in that mason jar underneath the blue sofa there, but be careful when opening it. it's leathal but goes down smoooth!

Name: asize12
Comment: >cee, we luvs err'body in our ffa family...>pen, I saw Beyonce on SNL and I was ROLLIN' when she did the scene w/ JT & the other guys! That mess was hilarious!

Name: JFromMO
Comment: ame - i don't like it, but yes, you can send it.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen - I totally agree. I cheat with Allen Iverson in MY mind at least once per week!!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Pen, that's deep. Six years? I take it that the outside thing came to an end.

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Crazzee, where you live? I would love to oblige. (just kidding) IM me @ Nyengineer74@yahoo.com Amethyst: Good to know I don't want to overstep the boundaries of this board in disrespecting people. Bigchassie: Yes, I am 34. Not a youngroni, though. Yes, I would love something to umm.. eat.

Name: Lovely
Comment: and I mentally cheat with my ex about once per month. If mental spooging is wrong, I don't want to be right!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: excuse me NY74, where are my manners... welcome to the board. My name is Lovely and you'll eventually dream about me.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Well maybe want is the wrong word. How about fantasize?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Well I have new dyck so I'm skraight. I always wonder how it is when you are together for more than 10 yrs.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: I love my Boo but to be honest, if Ice Cube came around I'll act like I didn't even know who the hell he was.....

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Penny...we might be pushing each other out of the way.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: **thinking of a plan to entice Lovely to mentally spooge with me, hmmmm**

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Dayum Lovely..."you'll eventually dream about me?" Sounds like you drank a cup of extra bold coffee...

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Nice meeting you lovely and I believe you will eventually fantasize about me as well..

Name: asize12
Comment: >yelley, it's really nice to be with the same person for 10+. But I will definitely give a bit of advice...you MUST 'spice it up' err' now & then cuz if you don't, it'll get BO-RING!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: shortey, lol so wrong!!! but im the same way with Sinaa Latham.....

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Nyengineer, so are you a small plate eater, or do you prefer smorgasboards? Do you eat as if you are snacking or as if you are a starving man?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: I think its riddiculous to say your cheating just because you think about it. Hell no one is faithful if thats the case.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Lil Bro, I'm sending spooge vibrations your way... close your eyes and see if you can feel it.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: LOL @ shortey...I got a couple on my list like that. I'd have to do it. What's that saying "Better to ask for forgiveness than permission."

Name: Penelope
Comment: Misscharli (and others) the stories I could tell about that situation. But, when I was separated from first hubby, I lived in an apartment complex where there were other similarly situated women. All I can say is I can write a book about it. I couldn't believe the stuff that was going on. Girl on girl. Affairs, experimentation. NOW, let me be clear, it wasn't me, b/c ex would have killed me and disposed of the body, but I let other folks children come to my house. Wow oh wow, the stuff they would tell me. I don't know who was worse, the men or the women.

Name: asize12
Comment: I can understand that about Sanaa Lathan, she's gorgeous!

Name: Lovely
Comment: my man has given me permission to cheat with A.I. if I ever get the opportunity. He said to just make sure he gets a Range Rover and a lifetime supply of shoes & gas cards out of the deal.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: **eyes closed** yeah i feel it, blood is flowing pretty well over this way now....Wowzers....lol

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: SB, Sanaa? Niiiiice. She's in my inner circle...that's cool, though. With the second pick...DJ selects, Nia Long.

Name: ceegirl
Comment: Thanks, 12 : )

Name: MsFresno
Comment: Lol@ shortey

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: >Pen, it's women hands down...real talk.

Name: asize12
Comment: >dj, Nia would be my pick if I was a dude...And she'd come before Sanaa...*wow, that comment felt a bit Wanda Sykes-ish* That is all...

Name: Penelope
Comment: What I meant to say is I would babysit for friends while they got their swerve on! But, one woman was cheating on her manly man with a woman. Then, I had a friend who would regale me in the pleasure her man gave her through her back door! (I ain't talking about the patio one either.) Then I had a friend who hooked up with a dentist, and they regularly got it on in his business after hours using the nitric oxide!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: DJ, good pick, in the trey spot i'd pick up halle...

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Pen, you should write the book and get paid. Folks would be lining up and buying two copies. CG, I'm with you on what I want.

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Miss Charli, i like smorgasboards (sp), babe. I am like a starving man on his last meal.. slurp..lick every portion until the last drop is swallowed.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: I am a straight woman and i would become Bi for Beyonce and Nia Long, No homo, lol.

Name: Penelope
Comment: DJ,I'm inclined to believe that it is women, b/c I believe that women just have to 'talk about it.' One girl told me how her special friend would eat her arse, and how she found that more pleasurable than anything going. They asked me to participate. I was like, No, but thanx for asking. It was craziness. This was in the early 90s,but talk about some hippy love...it was happening. One lady love to be penetrated anally, but refused to give head, or be the recipient of oral sex. I wonder where they are now.

Name: asize12
Comment: What the???

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Lovely, pass me that baton. I feel a praise dance coming on after NYE's comment. Good answer, my brother. Good answer.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: ny is making me tingly

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Lawd, do not be fooled by the sequel of Sista Soulja's book. It really isn't a sequel. The book is nothing about Winter or her family. It's about an orphan from Suden. I got to chapter 3 and haven't picked up back up. I read some reviews on the 'net and all were bad. But I decided to read it for myself. I should have listen.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: 12, I ain't trippin', real recognize real, that's all...and Nia...whew! I see why Darius had a blues for Nina!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: NYENGINE>welldoggienah! you's a newbie on here and you alread want to get your spooge on. well...i got a fresh new blue sofa that ain't neva AND I MEAN NEVA been used! *gives them the "mamaeye"* so uh, feel free to use, if you and uh Lovely want to get yall spooge on.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Pene>> For sure women are the worst. Our creep game is sooo much better than theirs.

Name: rayne
Comment: YLawdY~ no comment

Name: MsFresno
Comment: ^5 yelleyw i have a phd in creepology

Name: bigchassie
Comment: NYENGINE>woo!! you IS HONGRY! LOL! SOMEBODY FEED DIS MAN!!!

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Well hello NYengineer. Would you like to join the our photo album?

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Pen, what the hell? But I guess that if we all got to know our neighbors beyond waving and maybe looking out for newspapers and parking spaces, we'd be shocked speechless at what we'd find out. Not the arse lickin action. I spit out my coffee when I read that shat.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: What's up MsFresno. LOL....Girl why am I getting the same affect???

Name: Penelope
Comment: NOw,I was tight with one of the guys, and he would tell me what the men would say about the women. He told me that the dentist told him that he could only get it up with the girl when they used the ntrice oxide, because otherwise he found her stuff too lose! Now, imagine what was going through my head when she said how tight her sh!t was, and that's why she was pulling a dentist. See why I could write a book. I'm a great confidant

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: *eatin' and scrollin'* now dont yall say nothing nassie while Im eating lunch *eye*n' love'*

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: *rubbing bald head* Pen? Uh...uh....well DAYUM!!!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Awww snap nothing better than a man who likes a good meal! *spreading legs*

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: NY74 - I'm in Maryland....cum on down.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: lol right @ shortey

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: That's the most weirdest sh*t I ever heard!!! How do you NOT give head? Whiskey...Tango...Foxtrot????

Name: Penelope
Comment: Fuuny now that I think about that time period. I haven't thought about it in years.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Ms. Fresno and Chassie, you recognize. All warm and tingly and shat. And HONGRY. Not hungry, like you cound take it or leave it, but HONGRY, like "you betta give it up and give it up now because I needs it". Ump ump ump

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: YLY, i'm on doctor imposed strike right now, so i'm fantasizing about mr.creneej's dyck right now.... man this is some shyttt.... hey NY 74, my brother and fam live in Grand Prarie, TX. LOVELY, you are a straight nut... his fantasy might be something khufu like and have u locked in a basement somewhere....

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: There's nothing wrong with getting your arse licked as long as you don't return the favor.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: amen ark, that is a great feeling, receiving that is.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Cali, I'm on my best behavior today... too much work to do to get freaky with the menfolk today.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: ^5 Ark *snickers*

Name: bigchassie
Comment: NCENGINE>ah, but a word of advise my son....when eating make sure what you are eating, you eat it nice.....and very slow...that way you will...savor the flavor and appreciate...every mouth-watering morsel! ummmmmmmmmgooood! *italy kiss*

Name: Lovely
Comment: Creenej, I'm not against bondage... I'll try anything once (or 12 times).

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Yes, NYEngineer, be methodical and engineer that shat. Trust, you can have a sista break out in tongues. Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo saaaaaaaa

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: *looking at Formerly with the side eye*

Name: bigchassie
Comment: MSCHARLI>yeah, that is only when you havent eaten for a very long time and you are starving to death. lol!

Name: Penelope
Comment: I know DJ!!! I would ask her that all the time! I thought, how can you let different men hit you anally, but you not give head? It just seemed to me that her freakometer was on the fritz. She did it with two guys, and had a double penetration. I asked if she ever thought the men were gay, and she said she knew they weren't. Now to this day, I believe they were. The positions 'literally' she told me she got into would have me sitting in my apartment staring off into space. One time she called begging for cranberry juice because she had a raging UTI...I gave her the bottle, and she said, if you ever think about a thresome, don't let them both get you at the same time. I was like, Thanx for the advice. Keep the bottle.

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: jus' SMDH.... @ alla' yall'!!!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: MC, I'm so mad at you right now! I was on the phone with someone in a different office and started saying Mamasaymamasamamacusah when there was a lull in his conversation!! You're gonna get me in trouble!!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: That's just a sh*tty situation to be in...literally!

Name: MsFresno
Comment: oh my anally- ewwwwww

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: ARK, chile you aint neva lied!!!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: *quickly goes in corner and hides and says jobmantra* "INEEDMYJOB..INEEDMYJOB....INEEDMYJOB...INEEDMYJOB.... ....

Name: Misscharli
Comment: But, Lovely, did you have the head bounce and neck roll with it? That mamasemamasamamacoosaa is kinda catchy...lol

Name: Penelope
Comment: Never go arse to mouth! I'm not judging, I just tell folks to be safe.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: gag @ penelope

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: PEN, WOW!!!! anal isn't the worse thing in the world....now sucking after anal is some really nasty shyt... *tiptoeing my horny azz to the corner*

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Pen, I would've had to put ole gurl out of my house on principle. That's just nasty. Plain nasty. Of course she had a raging infection. The only way she would've had a raging infection is that she didn't WRAP THAT SHAT UP before it double penetrated! OY VEY! NASTY SHIGGITY! Sorry to yell, but that's just nasty!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: 592 posts and counting.......

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Arse is strictly to release matter...NO entry should ever allowed. UGH!!!!!!!!!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Pen, now that's a pure, unadulturated FREAK....PERIOD!

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Yelleyw: keep those legs spread. i'm cumming in.. bigchassie: looks like lovely ain't looking my way formerly arkansas: can i send a pic tomorrow? tell me how and it will be there in the a.m. big chassie and miss charli: i am extremely slow with my tongue because i want to savor the flavor and especially the moment. i aim to please.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Hey, this is a NO JUDGEMENT ZONE OK! I didn't per se care what they did, as long as they were consenting adults. When the one girl got turned out by the other one, hell, I got turned on when she told me how it happened. I thought OMG I'm turning gay for about 5 mins based on what this woman told me about her first time with another female. I am a curious person, so I asked people stuff, and they just tell me. But, I think the women just needed to tell a secret.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: My mouth will never touch an azz or an mouth that has just been to azz. Yuck!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: CG, arse can also be smacked, flipped and rubbed down in the paraphrased words of BBD.

Name: letmein
Comment: I know somebody betta' back the ph.uck up from Cube! That is all....

Name: Shortey71
Comment: **fanning self**

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: I deefinitely feel that if you gonna be freakin' to the freakiest degree wrapping it up shouldn't even be an option...double it up!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: cosigning with DJ....Period!!!

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: DJ, What?! I'm just saying....

Name: letmein
Comment: y'all talk to damn much. Hell I just caught up, posted and then there's another slew of freakin' posts to read! Sheesh...

Name: Shortey71
Comment: LOL @ LETMEIN, put em up girl!

Name: Lovely
Comment: NY74, not ignoring you babe... just extra busy today and a little stressed out. I can't give the board my undivided attention today, too many fires to put out before I leave the office today.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: I triple sign with DJ and Southernbrothah. Wrap up is a requirement. Yuk! BTW, Southernbrothah, I failed to welcome you yesterday. So sorry. Welcome to the family. I am semi-Southern myself, so love your handle.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: NY>> Cum on over here. Watchu werkin wit?

Name: asize12
Comment: SMH...We got damn near 600 comments cuz somebody don' brought up spooge...We need an intervention! *looking for Eric Benet's sex therapist*

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Formerly, do unto others...

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Shortey and Letmein are gonna fight! Taking bets starting at $1. Hey, it's the economy! Betting is now open! Ice Cube is the prize! The girl fight is on!

Name: Lovely
Comment: letmein, i feel the same way... i'm getting a headache from all the spooge talk... i can't keep up and i feel like i should be able too... MWM would be disappointed in my performance today. WHERE THE F*CK IS HE?????? This is really annoying me.

Name: Penelope
Comment: I think a lot of the women had gotten married when they were really young, and when their marriages fell apart, they went hog wild. It was really something. I still can remember sitting in my little apartment just shaking my head after one of these mothers came to pick their kids. I would be so stunned by things they would tell me.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: NYengineer, I'm call you NYE. You send the pic to Slenda or Amenesty. You can get their email tomorrow b/c I don't feel like looking it up right now. Once they post your pic, they will send you the email with the link and the login/password. Only people who have submitted their pic has access to the album. That way you can put a face to these nasty mofos in here. And you aim to please, huh. You know I'm ony 3 hrs away from Dallas? 30 mins by plane.

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: DJ, southernbrotha, you feel me?? i am a FREAK!!! I have no inhibitions and love to please the ladies. So ladies, enjoy the ride with this engineer.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: LOL @ ASIZE.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: preciate that misscharli...yall wild!! im silly so i fit right in.....

Name: MsFresno
Comment: can't wait to see sb's pic? cause if he looks as good as he talks. aww shiggidy.

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12, right!! if the topic were puppy dogs or something from cnn, we'd barely break 300 comments. this is too much for me to handle, i need my little job.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Pen, you better write that book and get paid. Come up with a "pen name" and just let it all hang out.

Name: NOTESINGER
Comment: Good (late) afternoon, EUR family - Lurker Mama here. BluLuv>Do I need to slap someone upside the head? Welcome to the newbies (I forgot the sista-girl's name, and Mr. Engineer from NY). asize12>My sista: I'm not gonna fuss at you for being dehydrated, 'cause you know what you gotta do - NOW!!! Pen>Congrats on the job offer. God is always on time! And to my daughter, Amethyst>Where did you get allofthem chirren? LOL

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Dang I got all these nasty thoughts goin on in my head and I just refreshed my Lotus notes and got a Jesus email. LOL!! I think someone's tryin to tell me something.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: You got diseases out here that will cripple, maim and KILL yo azz and she getting double penetrated raw? And with reportedly gay dudes? She'd be better off playing Russian Roulette...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Now if I was in the office, I wouldn't be telling y'all this, so I'm taking advantage of my time at home alone. I had a couple of the gadget parties, and I as surprised at the women ordering the anal beads. I'm telling y'all, women are really freakie.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: DJ, Bump that! That's one do unto others I won't do. I don't ask for it so I don't think I should return the favor.

Name: Lovely
Comment: DJ, you need to form a committee to calm this board down a little. ***it's a sad, sad day when I'm asking for less spooge on the board***

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: lovely: get @ me, Nyengineer74@yahoo.com. yelleyw: I am working with a lot. formerlyarkansas: Thx for the info. Are you single or in a complication?

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Shut up MsFresno. LOL...dang yall got a sista ready to starve but it's lunch time and I gotta go get something to eat. PEACE!

Name: letmein
Comment: **throbbing, twitching, throbbing, twitching.....**

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: eng, i feel ya bro!! if you gone do it, might as well do it right...although i must say i do have a few boundaries to my freakiness....once they cross it im out.... you can move from freak to nasty in a matter of a few inches....lol

Name: yelleyw
Comment: I wanna know why women like it up the poop chute? I get gay guys cause it hits their g spot but for women? No way don't make any sense.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: NYCENGINE>*with hand on hip looking him straight in the eye* So!...you are an Engineer huh? so what kind of structure you like to build, sweetie? do you build it tall, sturdy and hard? see, i'm in Architechure and i like a wide structure with lots of stanima...for exspanion, youknowwhatimean?

Name: Penelope
Comment: OK, I'll stop...I think YLAWDY started this when she asked about fantasizing. I just wanted to KEEP IT REAL.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: lol@ engineer he giving out email addresses and what not. newbie

Name: rayne
Comment: Disillusioned_Jones~ I had a co-worker tell me once that it was a sin to give head. I looked at her & thought, her husband must be miserable.

Name: MsFresno
Comment: yelleyw well i for one do not do anal and will cuss somebody out for asking for it

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Awww, the engineer from New York is working with a lot, too? **feeling kinda faint** But, the question is: do you know how to use it? There are fellows who have a lot and are, shall we say, animalistic, with their blessing and in the end, cause a helluva lot more pain than pleasure.

Name: asize12
Comment: <<cybermommahug>> Hey LM! I've been drinking wah-wah all day ma'am:-) Somebody ^ mentioned that adding lemon to water helps, YOUR RIGHT! Funny, me & the girl that sits across from me were just talkin' about how I like lemon in my water. I'ma get some when I go get my Turkey day food saturday...

Name: letmein
Comment: LOL @ "are you single or in a complication" That's cute!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: NYE, ain't nothing wrong with freak...I ain't on this Earth to judge nobody when I know I'm just as dirty. My whole thing is if a freak is going to go there be safe with it...because the way our society is that's how all these epidemics are spreading around and finding it's way into homes...>Formerly, when in Greece, do as the Greeks do...*grin* CTFU!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: cuse the spelling=Architecture.

Name: Penelope
Comment: YellewY, inquiring minds what to know. I read (yes, I read about it because I really considered writing a book.) Women like it as well as men because there are a great deal of nerve endings that make it highly pleasurable for either sex. Many folks are turned off by it because waste comes from that area.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Try cucumber slices in your water. Its very refreshing.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Rayne, I went to some strange church meeting once - one of them conferences. Some lady got up to deliver the sermon and began preaching about how oral sex was a sin and that if you did it, you were going to hell in the first batch. Folks got up and started leaving in droves. I was among those who got out. You know that she was a fugly thing. Obvious she hadn't been spooged in years.

Name: letmein
Comment: Man...to be able to sit on something right now!!! **looking at clock**

Name: MsFresno
Comment: lol@ letmein

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: rayne, nah. Not exactly...see, she might not be giving her husband head but I'm sure somebody else is...that's like meat with no potatoes. Fries with no shake...dude is going to find it and a willing participant to provide...

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Fresno>> Neither do I. I aint gonna front I had a nasty mofo try to slip it in there like he didn't know what hole he was trying to get in. Almost made me go through the headboard.OH HELLL NOO!! I was mad as hell and cut him off mid spooging and told him to get the fck out. Not cool

Name: Penelope
Comment: Now, I have to tell y'all that at least one got an STD (curable) and a couple of them had some serious scares. I know one had to have her cervix frozen and then scraped. I'mjust keeping it real.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: CTFU @ DJ

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Pen - I just had my "come to Jesus" moment...I'm going to sign off in a bit.

Name: asize12
Comment: >yelley, I'on get that either. >rayne, your co-worker is being cheated on if she don't do that, please believe!

Name: Penelope
Comment: DJ, you're right. I know this girl left her husband because he was cheating with a white girl, who I know was licking his lollipop (the wife found the lipstick stained draws.) But, I digress...I consider that one of my best skills, and know how much my man appreciates it, so the fact that this woman didn't imbibe in it, but would do a double, was beyond my copmprehension.

Name: NOTESINGER
Comment: ... Welcome to Nuby (I wonder if there is a story behind THAT screen name? LOL) MissCharli, Cali>Thanks for sharing your pics from your Meet and Greet. Y'all look like you were having a grand ol' time!! *I can't wait until the cruise to be with EVERYone from the F4A!!!*

Name: bigchassie
Comment: i'm thirsty.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: rayne, cosigning with asize….

Name: asize12
Comment: *raising hand* Pen, that would be my reason for not liking it! But hey...pis.s comes from the cooch & the ding, so...I guess pis.s ain't as bad as ish??? *shrugging shoulders*

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Regretfully, unfortunately, I am with 12 and Southern. Note, we had a ball on Saturday night!

Name: lilmocc
Comment: ** takin' in the convo , chillin' eatin' popcorn, drinkin sip sip, taking notes, hollerin' at ya'll spooge crazy folks ** WOW! is all I can say.... carry on...... LOL

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12, I'm with you, and I know I have taken it to the throat thousands of times, and well, I'm sure I have tasted a little more than just cum.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Cervix frozen and scraped? *shaking head*

Name: Penelope
Comment: TMI!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Pen, bless your little heart...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Oh, I got stories I could tell y'all. But, I'll change the subject now: What's on your Thanksgiving menu? I want something different this year, but am fresh out of ideas.

Name: Penelope
Comment: DJ, are you saying that in love?

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Rah - You have mail. This is it for me folks. It's waaay past my bedtime. Y'all have a blessed one. Be safe. Smooches!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Of course, Pen!

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Size - pi.ss don't come directly from the cooch, blood does....Pee and sperm come from the ding ding

Name: Penelope
Comment: 667 posts. Its not even 4 p.m. I think I just shut the board down. I'msorry, I'll stop telling y'all about those folks. Um, how about them Ohio State Buckeyes? Think they're gona beat Michigan this weekend?

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: there goes my "come to Jesus" moment

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: bigchassie: environmental engineer. steam generating facility work. basically the dirty work. handle hazardous waste, manifests. deal with a bunch of paper pushing for compliance reporting. was co-team leader for EHS team. rec'd my bachelor's from Manhattan College and worked at Con Ed since a Freshmen in College as an intern.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Crazze>>what chu talking bout?

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: btw, stop teasing my newbie stats ladies. letmein: were you throbbing and twitching for me?

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, me & my sister said we were against the menu that momma had so we made a pact to go in w/ a united front and tell her that we are sick of cornish hens on a bed of wild rice and that we wanted a ham. Now, my momma doesn't eat pork and as of early sept., neither do I. But dammit, I'm eatin' me a few slices of Frick's ham on Thanksgiving! Momma just called me and said "I heard you & your sister were tryna change the menu?" I said, "Mother, wherever did you hear such a thing?" She fell out laughing! Okay, so here's our menu...Turkey, dressing, sweet potatoes, crowder peas, mac & cheese, potato salad, black eyed peas, smoked turkey, green bean cas.serole (PD's specialty), ham w/ homemade glaze, desserts will be chocolate bundt cake, pineapple upside down cake, sweet potato pies, german choc cake...I think that's it. I may be leaving something out though...

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Pen - what you said earlier up there ^^^^

Name: amethyst
Comment: DJones - I learned on the F4A that oral sex is required, the education you get on this board! Okay, freak-meisters, fantasizers and spooge-a-holics, I'm Audi. I'm going to this doggone conference. I'll get a stiff drink and finish reading your crazy comments tonight. Smooches (but not on the arse!).

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Some of y'all might be freaks, some of y'all might be freak nasty...I feel if you're freak nasty then be the freakiest, nastiest, slimiest thing you can be! Personally, I think whatever you do be safe in getting it done...and if you don't want to be judged then keeps it on the hush. If you go and tell it on the mountain then don't be mad that folk looking at you "funny" cause you a nasty freak...talk about it? Sure...give DETAILS about it? At your own risk...

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: be easy jfrom and ame....

Name: asize12
Comment: >crazze, I know dat chick! HOWEVER, some pee can easily trickle around that area...And hell, blood is worse than pis.s! Okay, back to Thanksgiving convo...

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: NYE, I'm very much single! DJ, I don't care how many comebacks you got. I'm not returning that favor.

Name: rayne
Comment: Penelope~LOL, that was pre-cum… I just had to go there.

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Size - where are the vegetables??

Name: Penelope
Comment: I'm a baker, but have never made a sweet potato pie. I might have to try that this year. I make a strawberry cake that my daughter loves and is begging me to make, but son likes pecan pie. My step daughter likes cherry pie, which I don't really bake either, so i substitute for a dump cake which goes over really well!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: jfrom, ame...night!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: ok, well good night all you horny mcnasties.... i'm taking my celibate arse home.... LOL

Name: asize12
Comment: >crazy, green bean cas.serole, sweet potatoes. And I left out collard greens too, my bad...

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: 690... yall done broke my puter!!! ima been needing some funds!!!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: night, crenee...

Name: slenda
Comment: Commercial break... There are new beautiful faces, teeth, lungs, you name it in the F4A album. Secsual programme resumes

Name: Penelope
Comment: Rayne, is that what it is? LOL. DJ, I'm with you. I think safety is paramount. Too much stuff is out there circulating among folks. Hell, if I got to spray lysol to not pick up the airborn ish that sick folks bring into the office, why wouldn't you want to protect your sacred places. I'm glad I'm married, which I know offers no real guarantees, I know. But, I have faith in my man. Also, I'm glad I didn't fall into the lifestyles that many of my long-lost friends fell into. But all in all, be healthy, respectful and safe. Protect yourself and your partner.

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: be easy crenee......**hands cali a cyber franklin**

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: well thass what im talkin' bout' SB' you are okay with me!!! thankUverymuch!!!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: 12>> Dang now I'm hungry again. Sounds dee-lish!!!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: 690 comments? Impressive...indeed. Looks like today y'all will get over 700+...I'm breaking out early today so my contribution ends here. Bread got broke OFF up in here today! Let's get back tomorrow and do it again. Aight, fam...I'm out! P-E-A-C-E!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: I'm looking at Sandra Lee on the food network. She's making onion tarts. Has anyone every had that?

Name: NOTESINGER
Comment: OK, folks - time to leave. PEACE. OUT.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Who is Charlotte_83. And SB, where the fck is your picture?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Good night y'all. I think I wore y'all out. I'm sorry if I was offensive. I'll be better tomorrow, I promise.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: NYENGINE>hey, it's a job!! work it mane! lol!

Name: asize12
Comment: >ceegirl, you have a very nice smile! And who is charlotte_83??? She's pretty too...

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: formerly, imma email it tonight or either in the morning, im on my work computer, cant be doin all that...imma send it, just for your enjoyment....

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: What's a freak? What's pre-cum? What's head? What's horny? What's a cervix?

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Southernbro I dont know what you are sending but sent it to me justin case....bateyle@hotmail.com

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ akg! *waving* Bye DJ & pen!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Alright, people. Charlotte_83 is me. That's my government name. Need to change the blasted name on the photo...gotta talk to Slenda...

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: juice, a pic and ok

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: Charlotte_83 aka misscharli

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: lol

Name: asize12
Comment: >miss, you are very pretty:-) Nice pic...

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: sista' daughter12' how u doing your water/fluids???

Name: asize12
Comment: I got 4 cups down. I'll do 4 more when I get home. I need to add some lemon tho, I'd drink more if I had lemon...

Name: khufu
Comment: hey

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: bigchassie: no, i meant i been working there since i was 19 when i started as an intern. i am leaving them 15 years later.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: 12, thanks. And I'm with Cali: how many ounces of fluids have you taken in today? You can also get fluids in with fruits like melon.

Name: khufu
Comment: yall ever check out/google: "animated kama sutra....."

Name: asize12
Comment: >miss, I am OBSESSED with honeydew so that's what I need to be buyin'. I like watermelon too, but I hate when it's mushy or too sweet. I'm really picky about fruit...

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Thanks SoBro, I will send you a picture of a banana in my tail pipe.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: That Slenda works quick. My government name is officially off of the photo album site. Gotta love the fam.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: 12 use a straw. It will go down faster

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: juice, thanks how nice of you....**confused look on face**

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: SB, just checking! :0)

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: uh just when did sista-daugher 12' get her own album??? LOL lawd knows she needed one ! love ya' gurl!!!

Name: asize12
Comment: >juice, for some reason I hate drinking water through a straw. Stupid, I know...>momma cali, I gets my own album cuz I sent slenda 8,000 pics;-) Plus, like all mommas, I think my kids are the PUNKINEST!

Name: CaliRedbone
Comment: LOL.... I see, I hear you, i aint mad!!!!

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Tom Daschle may be the next Secty of Health and Human services.

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Good night, everybody!! I am talking to my son.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: SoBro- You know what a tail pipe is and you know what a banana is!!!!!!

Name: letmein
Comment: So, I've spent the last two weeks packing up crap at this damn job for us to be ready to move tomorrow. Just found out that we're not moving. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?

Name: Shortey71
Comment: LMBAO @ Juice with the banana in my tail pipe comment. What a visual!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: juice, i know what came to mind when you said it, but please clarify???

Name: bigchassie
Comment: NYCENGINE>hey, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do. yall i'm out. tootles!

Name: Juicebox
Comment: So uh, what came to your mind?

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: juice, lol i knew you would ask that....nawl thats a set ?? im waiting?? **looks at watch**

Name: BluLuv
Comment: laughing @12's 8k album pix. Yeah Honey, we kno Fam12 luv da camera!! LOL

Name: Shortey71
Comment: letmein, that sucks. We are moving in March and I am not looking forward to it. I am literally 10 minutes away from my job now and when we move I'll be more like 30 minutes away. Not looking forward to the move at all.

Name: BluLuv
Comment: HELLLLLOOOO Tailpipe JB and Banana SB!!! Get-A-RM!!

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: Be easy chass…..

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: lol blu

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ blu! How'd you guess??? I went to my daughter's bebo page and she has 'bout 16,000 pics of herself. I was snooping...come to find out, all her pics are 'momma approved':-)

Name: BluLuv
Comment: 12> like they say "apple don't fall far from da tree". LOL

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Peace out people!!!!!! I am off to tutor. It is the most frustrating 2 hours of my life, but they need help and its $20 per hour.

Name: asize12
Comment: 741 comments??? *SMH* Well, this makes 742! Good night kids, have a great evening! *smooches*

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: Imma lil slow this afternoon my bad…

Name: BluLuv
Comment: SB > was that "slow" comment for us or JB? LOL, just kidding.......but Imjustsaying... :)

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: blu, LOL naw you were serious on the slick....imma keep up now.....

Name: BluLuv
Comment: ooo my bad SB, I'll stop da teasing.... where's JB!! Why she left you hangin like dat? :)

Name: BluLuv
Comment: *crickets* anyone around???

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: Blu, lol see now you messin….on the real though she did up and leave!!! That’s how yall do….

Name: BluLuv
Comment: Boo, no! On da real, we play (blog) hard here but we play/blog from work and so sometimes we get called away. We'll just have to call her on it 2morro. Hey, looks like it's just the two-of-us *ala Bill Wither's*......

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: blu, **in the voice of tony, toni, tone** just me and you, just the two…..you need nobody else!!! lol

Name: BluLuv
Comment: ahh sookie sookie......

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: lol what u know about that....

Name: BluLuv
Comment: say what, I was 'round when that song came out!! Can you name it?

Name: BluLuv
Comment: "Hey sugar dumpling, letme tell u suthin, girl I've been tryin to say.... U look so sweet and so doggone fine, I just can't get you out of my mind...

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: just me and you, tony toni tone....im young but im seasoned....lol

Name: BluLuv
Comment: spicy seasoned?

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: w/ season salt and accent!!!

Name: BluLuv
Comment: ooops, look gotta go. It's that time, but catch ya 2morro, SouthernBro!! Oooo just the sound of that is tingling......

Name: southernbrothah
Comment: be easy babe, peace out all....

Name: beyourself
Comment: Um, 761 post, what in the hezee is goings on up in here. *scrolling up*

Name: HoneyMack
Comment: WOW, y'all been doing it up these past 2 days. Imma hafta kick it w/y'all 2morrow. We've been so busy. I see we got new faces, I got the FAM contact list but slenda I need the fam photo album site again so I can update my pic. Bye, miss u guys, love u guys!

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