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Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Looks like I am #1 today. Good morning everyone. Have a blessed and productive day.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Good morning NYE. How does it feel to be #1? Morning family. Have a blessed day. Be safe!

Name: JFromMO
Comment: This is a doggone shame.>>>>>NEW YORK – A man stabbed a city bus driver to death over being denied a free ride, then escaped on foot Monday in the first killing of an on-duty New York City bus driver in more than a quarter-century, authorities said. The man got on the bus in Brooklyn shortly after noon, swiped an invalid fare card, sat down and asked for a free card to change routes. The driver, 46-year-old Edwin Thomas, told him he couldn't get a transfer because he hadn't paid; the attacker then punched him and stabbed him in the torso in front of other passengers, police said. The attacker fled, and Thomas was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. Police are offering a $12,000 reward for any information on the culprit. Passenger Benjamin Stacking told television reporters that he heard the commotion. "It's crazy because the bus driver was cool," Stacking said. "He let me on. I was 50 cents short. He let me on and gave me a transfer." Thomas was a seven-year, "valued employee" who will be sorely missed, said Elliot Lee Sander, the Metropolitan Transportation Authority's executive director and chief executive. "Bus operator Thomas was killed while serving the people of New York City," Sander said. "This is an extraordinary tragedy for the city and the MTA." The MTA said the last killing of an on-duty city bus driver was in 1981. Gov. David Paterson and Mayor Michael Bloomberg issued statements mourning Thomas and praising his work for public transportation. "In Edwin's memory, I ask all New Yorkers riding public transit tonight or tomorrow to take an extra moment to say 'thank you' to our New York City Transit workers and I ask everyone to keep Edwin Thomas' family and loved ones in your prayers," the mayor's statement said.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – A television anchorwoman killed in her home had been sexually %*$aulted and beaten so badly in a suspected burglary that her jaw shattered and she broke a hand while trying to fend off her attacker's blows, her parents said Monday. "This monster stole my daughter's innocence," said Patti Cannady, the mother of Anne Pressly, on NBC's "Today." "He took her life. He took her identity. He took our lives," she said. Police Lt. Terry Hastings did not dispute her remarks and those of her husband, Guy, but declined to offer specifics about the attack. Police and prosecutors have refused to say whether Pressly, 26, was sexually %*$aulted during the Oct. 20 attack in Little Rock. "A lot of those details, we want the jury to hear those first," Hastings said. The 26-year-old anchorwoman for KATV died Oct. 25. An arrest warrant used to pick up Curtis Lavelle Vance, 28, was released Monday but doesn't mention a sexual %*$ault. Vance has been assigned three public defenders, who began talking with him Monday afternoon. He remains in jail without bond and has yet to enter a plea in the Pressly slaying. If prosecutors don't seek the death penalty, Vance will face life in prison if convicted of capital murder. In addition, he faces rape and residential burglary charges in Marianna, about 90 miles east, Detective Sgt. Carl McCree said. Police worked for weeks without a named suspect in the Pressly slaying until DNA collected at Pressly's home matched a sample from an unsolved April rape in Marianna. Authorities there suggested officers investigate Vance, a suspect in several burglaries. Vance denied his involvement in Pressly's slaying and allowed a DNA sample to be tested, police said. The DNA matched evidence taken from her home, and investigators now say they've solved her case "with all scientific certainty." McCree has said Vance became a suspect in the burglaries there after his girlfriend sold allegedly stolen items to a pawn shop, though none of Pressly's possessions turned up. Patti Cannady said she found her daughter in bed, bloody and beaten, after she didn't answer a wake-up call. She said every bone in her daughter's face had been broken. "Her jaw pulverized so badly that the bone had come out of it," Cannady said. "I actually thought that her throat, it possibly been cut, but that was possibly the first knockout punch. Her entire skull had numerous fractures from which she suffered a massive stroke."

Name: JFromMO
Comment: SINGAPORE – Oil prices fell to a 3-year low below $48 a barrel Tuesday in Asia, as more bleak U.S. economic news and plunging stocks markets darkened investor expectations for crude demand. Light, sweet crude for January delivery was down $1.50 to $47.78 a barrel, the lowest since 2005, in electronic trading on the New York Mercantile Exchange by midafternoon in Singapore. The contract plummeted overnight $5.15 to settle at $49.28 after more signs of a weakening U.S. economy sent the Dow Jones industrial average down 7.7 percent. Most Asian markets also sank Tuesday, with Japan's benchmark Nikkei 225 index falling 6.4 percent, the Korea Composite Stock Price Index sliding 3.4 percent and Hong Kong's Hang Seng index dropping 4.8 percent. Oil investors have looked to equity markets as a barometer of economic growth sentiment. "The basic story remains the same; consumption worries continue to depress the oil market," said David Moore, commodity strategist at Commonwealth Bank of Australia in Sydney. "Recent data out of the U.S. and other countries backs up the view that consumption is weakening." The National Bureau of Economic Research reported that the U.S. economy has been in a recession since December 2007 and the current downturn will last until the middle of 2009, the most severe slump since the 1981-82 recession. What began as a financial crisis in the sub-prime mortgage sector has spread throughout the U.S. economy, including industrial production. The Institute for Supply Management said its gauge of manufacturing activity fell more than expected to 36.2 in November. A reading below 50 indicates the sector is contracting. The Commerce Department reported that construction spending dropped by 1.2 percent in October, bigger than the 0.9 percent decline many analysts expected. Meanwhile, expectations of another production cut by the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries has failed to spark a rally in prices. OPEC Secretary-General Abdullah El-Badri said the group would likely reduce output quotas by between 1 million and 1.5 million barrels at a meeting on Dec. 17 in Algeria, according to a report on Iranian state television Monday. OPEC, which accounts for about 40 percent of global supply, cut output by 1.5 million barrels a day in October, bringing total cuts to around 2 million barrels a day this year. "We think by next year OPEC will be somewhat successful in tightening supply and underpinning prices," Moore said. "You have to wonder where the oil price would be now without the OPEC cuts." Moore said he expects an average oil price of $74 a barrel for 2009. In other Nymex trading, gasoline futures fell 1.83 cent to $1.09 a gallon. Heating oil dropped 2.24 cents to $1.59 a gallon while natural gas for January delivery slid 8.7 cents to $6.52 per 1,000 cubic feet. In London, January Brent crude fell $1.88 to $46.09 on the ICE Futures exchange.

Name: JFromMO
Comment: NEW YORK – Tina Fey's husband is talking about something the "30 Rock" actress would rather not discuss: the scar on her left cheek. In an interview in Vanity Fair, Jeff Richmond says a stranger slashed Fey's face when she was 5 years old. He says the incident occurred in the front yard of her house. Says Richmond: "That scar was fascinating to me. This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life." Fey says talking about the attack would seem like exploiting it. Says Fey: "It's really almost like I'm able to forget about it, until I was on-camera, and it became a thing of `Oh, I guess we should use this side' or whatever. Everybody's got a better side."

Name: realuvbaby
Comment: Good Morning World, Especially Georgia. I hope all those who voted for Barack Obama in Georgia will go out and vote for Jim Martin today. It's not going to be easy, but Barack needs all the help he can get. Republican policies have dominated our nation for too long and we have lost our way. We need to get back on course so that we can reclaim our dreams of peace and prosperity in this nation and the world. Obama nees help in the Senate and the House if he is going to be able to be effective. Let's give Mr. Obama what he needs to get our country back on course. Don't for one moment think that your vote today doesn't matter. It does, today more than ever . . . . VOTE JIM MARTIN AND KEEP YOUR GUNS, KEEP YOUR RELIGION, KEEP YOUR FEAR AND GIVE ME THE CHANGE. GO JIM MARTIN IN GEORGIA. WE NEED YOU TO BARACK THE VOTE IN GEORGIA.

Name: javone77
Comment: Good morning all! real: I agree with you! I was very hapy to see that ludacris was out campaigning with martin yesterday. I love how people with status in certain areas take the initiative to make a difference politically. commendable, but then again I have always been a ludacris fan.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: morning all, JFROM, whenever they do catch that SOB from NYC he's going under the jail. at least i know in jersey, they do not play about %*$aulting bus drivers...on another note, i spent the better part of my evening on the L&D floor w/ my neighbor praying that i'd have the strength to help her. it turns out i did, although the baby still isn't here yet. those contractions hit her and she squeezed my hand hard, and i said, chick, squeeze his hand i didn't get u knocked up, and we all started laughing.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Hey everybody. Good Tuesday morning to you all. Have a great day! Its freezing in OH-IO.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Morning fam...BREAK BREAD!!!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: ATTENTION ALL MY GEORGIA FAM! Make sure you make it to the polls and vote today! I know that some folk are still recuperating from Nov. 4th but the mission is not completely accomplished. I got a gut feeling that the Dems will pick up in Minnie so it all boils down to GA...you can see the desperation in the GOP's eyes. They will use this race as a way to counter Obama. Spread the word, get folk to the polls, give them a ride, the black vote is what will send this home. And they (GOP) don't think ya'll be interested to vote in this runoff(since Barack won presidency) so show them WRONG! BARACK THE VOTE!!!

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Hey family! RANDOMNESS: I would highly recommend purchaseing Webroot Spy Sweeper with AntiVirus for your home PC. I thought that Norton was good, but I ended up having all kinda of viruses and adware on my PC --106 as a matter of fact. My PC was slow, pop ups were coming up (although my settings were high), porn ads would pop up (although I ain't a Red Tube fiend like my FFA fam)... It was a hot mess. The sweeper was on sale for $29 at Best Buy. Wise purchase if you ask me. ANYWAY--- TRUE BLOOD FANS-- I like the show, but it doesn't grab me like The Wire. The first couple of episodes were kinda slow and those fake Lousiana accents irritate me--especially Tara's. I love LaFayette! lol Anyway, yall do know who is bleeding in the back of that car, right?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Morning Fam! Lawd>> I thought that was LaFayette in the back of the car. I saw those red toenails. That new vamp annoys the hell outta me.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Yellow-- Yep, I think it him, too. I believe Bill fed off of him to get better. He may have made LaFayette a vampire instead of killing him all the way. Can you imagine LaFayette as a vampire?!?!?! *faints*

Name: yelleyw
Comment: You know I thought for a min they might make him a vamp which would be CA-RAZY but isn't the process to bury him first?

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: LawdHv, I have webroot and I endorse your message. And it's cheaper than Norton's and works harder. On another note...are you grieving over Carolina's beatdown this past Saturday?

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Yellowchile-- Girl, ain't nothing logical with this series! LOL I think it would be cool if he stayed on the series,so the only think I could think of would be to turn him into a vampire. I hope they develop Tara's character a little bit more because I am tired of the back and forth between her and that dude who turns into a dog. I also hate her fake accent.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Hey everyone. Thanks for the prayers. Treach looks dirty and skanky in that picture.

Name: GHank
Comment: Good Morning All. Just doing a "drive-by"! Just been really busy with school, work, and just life in general. Hope all is well with everyone.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: DJ-- Although it took FIVE years to finish my undergraduate degree, I have NEVER gone to a USC game (basketball, football, soccer, nothing). I have absolutely no interest in their atheletic programs, altho them bastards use to include a fee in my tuition for them. HOWEVER, I did use to tailgate with various frats OUTSIDE of Williams Brice Stadium! lol Who did the Gamecocks play? Normally the Thanksgiving games are the USC/Clemson rivalry. Please tell me that they didn't lose to CLEMSON in COLUMBIA?!?!?!?

Name: Lovely
Comment: Morning fam. OJ, I was thinking the same about Treach... he also looks like he's on the DL.

Name: TAZBABY
Comment: Good Morning!!! LawdHv, DJ, I agree with you on webroot, I have it and it is so much better than Norton.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: DISCLAIMER-- please don't let my spelling, sentence structure, or conjugation of verbs reflect what I've learned at the University of South Carolina! I just re-read my posts and I am a hawte mess this morning... JUICYFRUIT>> I got your email this morning. I am really sorry for your loss. I pray that He gives you comfort and a sense of peace during this time.

Name: MOTHERSHIP
Comment: Mornin' Peoples!! Juicebox, my condolences to you and the fam. Hey, 12, get better sistahgirl, you got this! They're doing an 'Unsung' on Donny Hathaway this week y'all.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: CLAUDE have mercy! And a quick 'get better' for sista asize!!! I am just catching up on my emails so I'm sorry that I'm late!

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Who is on the roll call for the cruise in May? Yall better bring your lemons and razorblades because there are fools in row boats tryna take over Titanic-size ships.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Condi Rice gave a piano recital to the Queen of England. I forgot she was a classically trained pianist! I guess Hillary will be pulling out her banjo and harmonica to play for heads of states when she takes on her new role...

Name: bigchassie
Comment: MORNING YALL, I CAME IN LATE. WHY? I WENT AND VOTED FOR JIM MARTIN. in the crispiness of the cold weather i went and walked down to my polling place and voted. at least it's a sunny day. JUICE>stay strong sweetie, for your family. our prayers are with you. yall take care. i'm lurking today.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: JFMO>let me know if you got the CD's i mailed to you.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: LAWDHAVMERC>yes. condi plays beautifully on the piano.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: MissChassie>> Thanks for voting this morning!!!!!! I think we are the only two in the cyber room today. Could you make me a Kamikaze or a Whiskey Sour?

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: i just finished reading the board from yesterday. what were you talking about JAV? did something happen in your meeting?

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Good morning! JB, sorry for your loss. What's wrong with Asize?

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: hey LAWD, i think it was Lafayette too, and he would be cool as a vamp... though i can't see bill turning him b/c he didn't wanna turn that first chick. and she is annoying as hel.l.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Pirates fire on US cruise ship in hijack attempt NAIROBI, Kenya – Pirates chased and shot at a U.S. cruise liner with more than 1,000 people on board but failed to hijack the vessel as it sailed along a corridor patrolled by international warships, a maritime official said Tuesday. The liner, carrying 656 international passengers and 399 crew members, was sailing through the pirate-infested Gulf of Aden on Sunday when it encountered six bandits in two speedboats, said Noel Choong who heads the International Maritime Bureau's piracy reporting center in Malaysia. The pirates fired at the passenger liner but the larger boat was faster than the pirates' vessels, Choong said. "It is very fortunate that the liner managed to escape," he said, urging all ships to remain vigilant in the area. The U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet, based in Bahrain, said it was aware of the failed hijacking but did not have further details. Ship owner Oceania Cruises Inc. identified the vessel as the M/S Nautica. In a statement on its Web site, the company said pirates fired eight rifle shots at the liner, but that the ship's captain increased speed and managed to outrun the skiffs. All passengers and crew are safe and there was no damage to the vessel, it said. The Nautica was on a 32-day cruise from Rome to Singapore, with stops at ports in Italy, Egypt, Oman, Dubai, India, Malaysia and Thailand, the Web site said. Based on that schedule, the liner was headed from Egypt to Oman when it was attacked. The liner arrived in the southern Oman port city of Salalah on Monday morning, and the passengers toured the city before leaving for the capital, Muscat, Monday evening, an official of the Oman Tourism Ministry said Tuesday. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to the media.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: The head of a shipping agency branch in Salalah had contact with the liner there. "They talked about pirates opening fire at their ship off the Somalian shores," Khalil Shaker told The Associated Press by telephone. He said he had no details of the attack. It is not the first time a cruise liner has been attacked. In 2005, pirates opened fire on the Seabourn Spirit about 100 miles (160 kilometers) off the Somali coast. The faster cruise ship managed to escape, and used a long-range acoustic device — which blasts a painful wave of sound — to distract the pirates. International warships patrol the area and have created a security corridor in the region under a U.S.-led initiative, but the attacks have not abated. In about 100 attacks on ships off the Somali coast this year, 40 vessels have been hijacked, Choong said. Fourteen remain in the hands of pirates along with more than 250 crew members. In two if the most daring attacks, pirates seized a Ukrainian freighter loaded with 33 battle tanks in September, and on Nov. 15, a Saudi oil tanker carrying $100 million worth of crude oil. Ukraine's Foreign Ministry spokesman Vasyl Kyrylych said Monday that negotiations with Somali pirates holding the cargo ship MV Faina are nearly completed, the Interfax news agency reported. A spokesman for the Faina's owner said Sunday that the Somali pirates had agreed on a ransom for the ship and it could be released within days. Somalia has not had a functioning government since 1991, and pirates have taken advantage of the country's lawlessness to launch attacks on foreign shipping from the Somali coast. Around 100 ships have been attacked so far this year. Somali prime minister Nur Hassan Hussein said Tuesday that his country has been torn apart by 18 years of civil war and cannot stop piracy alone. "This needs a tremendous effort," Hussein told The Associated Press. He has appealed for international troops, as his government's Ethiopian allies have said they would pull out their forces by the end of the year. Ethiopia, the region's military powerhouse, has been integral in boosting the government. But Islamic insurgents have now seized control of all of southern Somalia except for the capital and the parliamentary seat of Baidoa.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Aight, I'm back...I was dropping some hate and discontent on the other boards. Aight, so gotta cacthup...>LawdHv, baby girl yes...it was the dreaded Clemson Tigers that stomped the yard with Carolina's face! You used to tailgate at W-B? I used to love to tailgate and then when the State Fair would roll in town it was on and POPPIN'!!! Brings back some good memories. I bet you stayed up in the Russell House! And as far as representing your higher education through your posts...relax. Fall back. Lay low. It's all good. Let your hair down. Most of the times I intentionally water down my posts because I can. It's pressure enough to perform flawlessy day in and day out on the job so having somewhere to go and not have to worry about dotting every I and crossing every T is refreshing. >>BIG CHASS, thank you! Thanks for getting out and vote! I am really hoping that Saxby go sit down somewhere...>JUICE, I said it yesterday and I'll say it again. You and your family are in my prayers.

Name: Lovely
Comment: all these damn pirates are getting on my nerves... I agree w/ YLY -- lets bomb the hell out of them and I bet they learn how to act REAL QUICK.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: I will be on the cruise and aint no Somalians gonna ruin my cruise time. Tall skinny bastids.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: I am not in training and preserving my sexy just so that I can be hijacked.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Maybe I need to take some swimming lessons before the cruise.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: in honor of ASIZE, hey crickets guess everybody is doing work, so maybe i should follow suit. my son's teacher tested his reading skills and he's off the charts so she's sending home harder books for him to read. i just love that she really pays attention to stuff like that, b/c some teachers let them fall through the cracks, she really is a good one, and i am so thankful he got her instead of some of the other pushovers.

Name: TAZBABY
Comment: Hey Fam here is an email I received from MWM>>>>>>>>Tell the F4A family that I'm okay, I'm on a business trip again in Columbus, OH, they have their internet on lock down. I've just got word from my home work site that our internet police has locked down our access as well at least until January, so the Fam most likely won't here from me for a while.......A Very Sad SNORK!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Who don't know how to swim???

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: lol, me too JB, i'm trying hard to get sexy back, so hell to the naww, u aint kickin me off the dam boat. i'll give the signal HOOTIE HOOO, and we'll all know to keep it moving..

Name: Juicebox
Comment: DJ, I cant swim. You wanna teach me *winking* I always figured I could use my girls as flotation devices. BUt I never learned and now I am really scared to.

Name: Lovely
Comment: DJ, I can't swim either. None of the women in my family can. My excuse is that I've never wanted to mess up my hair.

Name: letmein
Comment: **sweeping out ko-nah for Lawd and her Hillary comment**

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Juicey>> You can't swim? Aww girl you better take some lessons before your cruise just in case. CRE>> Thats really great to hear that about your son. I'm glad he has a teacher that cares because so many others could care less about their students as individuals. I used to devour books as a kid.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Wow! I guess today's Song of the Day will be "Aqua Boogie" by Parliament. Never learned to swim,(underwater boogie baby)Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke(Aqua boogie baby) Why should I hold my breath,(underwater boogie baby)Feelin' that I might choke (Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah!)

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: LOL @ Juice and Lovely!

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: DJ-- I can't swim and my absolute worst nightmare is to fall off a bridge in a car and crashing into the water below. I can splash/kick the heyall out of some water (whilst holding on to the side of the pool)! Does that count?

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Thats great news Creen In honor of 12, he is the punkiest and smart too.

Name: Lovely
Comment: LHM, that's my fear too. I detest driving over bridges. I don't mind flying over bodies of water because I feel a little safer. I just don't ever want to drown. Oh, and I don't like being hot either so I don't want to go to hell.

Name: Lovely
Comment: OJ, is there anything I can do to cheer you up? I could sing you a song. Like to hear it? Here it go: I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout. Just tip me over and pour me out! (I'm doing the dance that goes along with it and I'm singing in my Marilyn Monroe/Happy Birthday Mr President voice).

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: DJ, I can't swim. I'm good at putting my feet in the water. My mother is afraid of large bodies of water and never let us go swimming. I plan on putting my son in swimming lessons in Jan and they have a "Mommy and Me" lessons. I might take the lessons but I don't like getting my hair wet.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Creenej, your son deserves a song too... how about Scarred by Luke? I'll dance for him instead of singing. *both hands in the air, back arched and doing the bootie clap for Creenej's son*

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Lovely-- When I was in college, I drove trucks for UPS. I remember driving across the raggedy azz'ted Cooper River Bridge in Charleston, SC in a huge UPS truck. The lanes were about 3 inches wide. I cried the whole way across. I think they've since closed that bridge. Either that, or that raggedy piece of shat fell into da ribba!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: LAWDHAVMERC>Gurl yeah! i'll have one with you. its cold here and i need a warm up. JUICE>yeah, i'll be on that cruise list too. and speaking of the cruise, i saw the boat that we are going to be sailing on and she is a beauty! we are going to have lots of fun!

Name: lilmocc
Comment: Good Morning! Good Morning All! I hope all are well and feeling blessed this morning. What's on the agenda for today? *scrolling up*

Name: bigchassie
Comment: i saw it on Samantha Brown's cruise getaway on the Travel Channel. beautiful boat.

Name: Nuby
Comment: Morning Fam!! Had to see what was going on in here this morning..sending feel better wishes to SIZE12, CREENEJ, that's good news to hear your son's teacher is on point with the reading..kudos to him too for being such a good reader :)..DJ, umm i dont know how to swim either..LOVELY ive used that SAME excuse..i have a 10 foot inground pool in my back yard and have yet to get in it since the first 2 years or so we moved in my house..been in my house at least 10 years yall..i know TRIFLING, right? LOL..Re: True Blood, i think its Lafayette in the back of the car and I think Bill fed on him..as i said before, remember when Lafayette was taking out the trash??? Lawd...ROFL bout that banjo comment...JUICE I will be on the cruise and aint no Somalians gonna ruin my cruise time. Tall skinny bastids...i KNOW that's right!!! *wishing i could go on cruise*..PENE..its a little chilly here in Philly too...

Name: bigchassie
Comment: LILMOC>hey sweetie! have a Kamakazie with Lawd and me.

Name: flytetime
Comment: Good morning everyone...JuiceB, you and your family are in my prayers...

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LOVELY, i'ma kick your narrow behind down all the flights of stairs in your building.... trying to turn my son into a perv....LOL. no i love reading, so we read together every night, but i'm just glad that his teacher is taking the extra initiative w/ him. my mom is a 1st grade teacher, and i give her and most of them lots of props, but then you have lazy teachers who dont' try to even do whats in the textbooks let alone what isn't. and i can't swim all that well either, but i'd figure it out...

Name: bigchassie
Comment: THANKS LAWDHAVMERC! i never had a Kamazakzie. i will have to remember to order that on the cruise. i bet it tastes delishous!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: ok, let me not say i'm going on the cruise yet, still didn't make the arrangements. andybody got room for me in a suitcase LOL, just in case. nah,i'm gonna be there..

Name: javone77
Comment: Juice: welcome back! we missed you :) Prayers for you.

Name: Nuby
Comment: OOPS..im not going on the cruise with yall so i just want to clear my last post up...was just agreeing with the comment...hey CHASSIE..who's passing out the drinks.in honor of the cruise that I will not be on, I'll have a Mojito..

Name: Lovely
Comment: LHM - see, I would have had to find a different route or I would have had to write 'return to sender, address undeliverable' on the package. CREENEJ, I see the thanks I get for trying to encourage the baby to keep reading! If he knows I'm going to do the bootie clap for him, he'll be reading on the grad school level by the end of next semester!!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: I'm chuckling to myself (LOL-ing) because I keep hearing y'all talk about getting your hair wet...I'm not Mike Phelps but I'm very comfortable in the water. I've always heard the stereotype that we don't like the water and most of us can't swim. Interesting. But on some real talk...I remember back in late '96 I was traveling up to New Jersey to see my dad when I decided to use a back road in Delaware instead of the 95. It was raining very heavy, like monsoon heavy. Instead of waiting until the next day I headed up. Cars were driving slow and clogging up traffic so I turned off the main road (Route 13) and used some backroad that I thought would've got me closer to the Delaware Memorial Bridge. Never made it...car stalled out in a huge body of water in some Delaware lowlands and I had to swim close to 500 yards in dark, murky freezing water and walking several miles to a service station. I thought I was going to die that night while I was swimming because the current was strong with the water pulling me towards the Deleware Bay...

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: DJ-- OMG, I remember the State Fair in Columbia during football games!!! *slobbering over the thought of Elephant ears and cotton candy* And YES, I use to tailgate outside-- mostly with the Sigmas. Contrary to the norm on college campuses, our Sigmas were the most popular frat while I was there during 1992 - 1997. Now, it could have been b/c the Kappas and the Ques were always on probation for foolishment, but I digress! hehehehe

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: LawdHv, I remember that Cooper River Bridge! It was narrow and raggedy! They tore it down and now they have a HUGE, wide bridge that replaced it...

Name: lilmocc
Comment: Ok, I think I missed some stuff yesterday. JBox> My sincere condolences to you and your family in the loss of your loved one. Asize 12> OMG, I can't believe you are still ailing my sista. Prayers going up for your full and speedy recovery. You are missed by your F4A fam, but we need you back in good health.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: NUBY>lawdhavmerc is on the bar making Kamazakies. never had one but i know it tastes good. have her to make you one. and it would be nice if you can go with us. oh and YALL Cozumel and Grand Cayman looks fabulous. good shopping areas in Cozumel.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Nuby, I need you to go ahead and fill the pool with cement or something and quit wasting that space! :-) DJ, I need you to stop being G.I. Joe, swimming in monsoons.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: So the saying is really true that black folk can't swim? LOL My mom put us in swim classes as kids and me and my older sis were the only blacks on our swim team. Damnit now I wanna go on the cruise cause my broke azz sisters don't have the money now to go to Vegas! *Sigh*

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: DJ, WOW, glad you made it outta that one....

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Can you beleive that Bridgestone/Firestone is laying off 160 employees on 12/21/08. That is cold blooded. What is a week or two more. What a nice present for Christmas. My dream was to marry a blue collar worker from Bridgestone. They made nice chedda and worked 3 three 12 hour shifts and then 2 12 hour shifts in rotation and mostly at night. I thought that would be the most delightful marital situation.

Name: lilmocc
Comment: chass> You know to pass that kamikaze right on ova...... thank you much my sista! LOL

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: LOVELY, i need u to stop trying to booty clap for my son. CRENEEJ, i need u to do some dam work...LOL

Name: Lovely
Comment: Yelleyw, my parents put me and my brother in swim class -- he learned but I didn't. I never got in the water -- I'd scream bloody murder when they tried to put me in it! My dad tried to teach me, my cousin tried to teach me when she was a lifeguard, my next door neighbor tried to teach me. I just don't have the capacity to WANT to learn to swim, it's terrifying. PLUS, I'm not messing up my hair just to say I know how to swim.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: DJ-- That is absolutely HORRIBLE! See, something like that would be my worst nightmare. I almost drowned when I was about 5 at Sesqui Park(remember that park near Columbia?). My cousin swam out and saved me. I never had the desire to swim again. LOVELY-- My F4A sisters in Cali did NOT tell me that I had to cross a bridge to get to Fairfield last month. AND, they had the nerve to call me WHILE I was driving across the bridge. I almost pizzled my pants when the phone rang because I was already nervous. That is one of the things that I am not looking forward to when I move out there. In order to go to San Fran, you GOTTA cross the Golden Gate, San Mateo, or a few other bridges--unless you drive about an hour out of the way. AND, if you want to catch the train into the city, that sommabish goes UNDER WATER in the San Fransisco Bay to get you across. And, knowing my luck I will be on the bridge when an earthquake decides to hit. Dayum, I am scaring myself! lol

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Elephant ears? *drooling* and them huge candied apples! LawdHv, you remember the Rocket? LOL! That was like the lost and found! At least 8 times a minute you'd hear somebody's name being called out over the PA talking 'bout, "Lil' Billie Bob, you need to meet your Aunt Betty by the Rocket!" and I used to laugh cause whoever the woman was that was talking in the PA had the countriest accent! >CHASS, Cozumel does have some good shopping and Grand Cayman is one of my favorite spots to visit in the Caribbean. Very nice and clean.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: come on yelley!!!, come on!!, and we NY/NJ/PA/CT people need to get together. who's with me???

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Thanks fam for all the love, prayers and support.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Lawd, I share your fear of driving over bridges. i went to San Francisco this summer and was terrified to ride that train under water, but let me tell you . It was nothing. I was deathly afraid, but by the time I left I was riding that thing like I was driving my own car.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: *announcing in a country twang* "DJ, please meet yer momm'er and 'nem at the RAWKET!" CTFU I normally try to schedule a trip home during the fair, but wasn't able to do it this year. There are some things I miss about SC!

Name: flytetime
Comment: DisJ and LawdHv, yall are taking me back to some memories of that Columbia fair...me and my grandma (rest her soul) used to go EVERY year to that fair and I so remember the Rocket...thanks for the memories...

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Good Day Good People!! Smooches!! HallucinationJONES....I swim!!!Love to swim, love everything about the water. Used to be a Jr. Lifeguard (hot and sexy in my little uniform). My son's been in the water since he was 15months. I'm determined to see him at the olympics one day! An up and coming Cullen Jones (Black guy won the gold during the 2008 relays). I know the daily swim lessons in the summer and the weekly lessons year around will pay off some day. Or else that boy owes me whole lot of money. *adding up money spent on lessons, gas, swim trunks, goggles, reg. fees, etc.*

Name: asize12
Comment: *tapping mic* Is this thing on???

Name: Nuby
Comment: wow DJ...i dont know how to swim and hope not to put myself in a situation where i have to find out...lovely im with you on the side of the pool splashing/kicking my feet (and not going anywhere, LOL)..CREENEJ..i went to UE yesterday to find out what schooling i want to go to for my next "career" so im wishing i could go with yall but im not gonna be able to do it...

Name: javone77
Comment: asize: welcome back! Hope you're feeling better! :)

Name: Nuby
Comment: hey 12!!!! glad to see you in the house..the mike works just fine LOL..hey HK...been kinda quiet too *snickering*

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Lovely, it does sound like something you'd see in a Rambo movie, right? All that was missing was war paint on my face, a jungle knife in my mouth and an azzault rifle strapped across my back! But on the real, that was one of the scariest nights in my life! I'm still shook just thinking about it! >LawdHv, if you don't like bridges then I'd suggest that you neva, eva, eva go across the Cheasapeake Bay Bridge!!! While it's not high in the air like the Golden Gate or the Verrazano (NYC) it's low to the water and like 20 miles long! There's a point where your on this bridge and all you see is Cargo ships and water! I'm talking about being in the middle of NOWHERE! And you almost drwoned at Sesqui? Girl, that used to be my SPOT! Back in the day when my pockets were full of lint and promise I used to take my dates there and walk the nature trails...ummm, good memories. Let me ask you this...what you know about The Red Wing???

Name: Lovely
Comment: Hi 12!!!!!!!!! We missed you! Are you better?

Name: Penelope
Comment: id somebody say candy apples? Awe man, the big red ones! But I was a caramel apple girl myself. I have never had a funnel cake or elephant ear. My daughter is a fiend for funnel cakes, and even tried to make them herself using bisquick. I finally found out that funnel cakes are made from cake batter. (I never told her that though because I got tired of her messing with oil in my kitchen!0 Awe, summer fair food what a treat.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Cre>> I azzumed it was too late to go cause I didn't turn my deposit in. Wheres Ame at? LOVELY>> I'm suprised you didnt learn most cause learning as a child is best since most kids have no fear of anything. My parents had us in EVERYTHING as kids and I'm glad cause I have no prob swimming, skiing, biking, etc. LAWD>> Well almost drowning as a child is a legit reason for having a fear of water. In middle school they were teaching us how to raft so they had big ol rafts in the pool. I was clowning around with my friends and got my leg wrapped in that roping on the side and fell in and couldn't get out for a min cause I panicked. Everyone thought I was playin but when I finally got loose I was buggin out. I already knew how to swim so I wasn't scared of the water but I stopped goofin off after that.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: JUICYFRUIT>> I love riding BART! I am trying to find a place near a BART station so that I can ride it VS having to drive across any bridges. The first time I got on it, I rode by myself to meet up with Solei in the city to go see Color Purple. She forgot to mention that it went underwater until I got there... I was mad for about 5 minutes just knowing that I could have died during an earthquake underwater! lol

Name: Penelope
Comment: 12!!!!! BIG OLE HUG! How are you?! Did you see Dorothy and the wizard?

Name: Nuby
Comment: DJ..where's the Cheasapeake Bridge? i think there's a bridge we used to take to Rhode Island that used to scare the bejesus outta me too

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: RANDOM: OhLawdHaveMercyOnHer ___I concur with HallucinationJones --The Cooper River Bridge is absolutely beautiful and WIDE. Much safer!! WORD!

Name: javone77
Comment: Pene: hey lady. believe it or not, I have never liked candy apples. lol but then again I dont even like the skin off apples. but funnel cakes are fabulous :)

Name: Penelope
Comment: J77, I really don't like apples period! LOL. A bite from a caramel or candy apply was good, as long as it had enough candy to cover up the taste of the apple. My secretary eats an apple everyday. I cringe when I see her take a bite out of one. My son actually pukes when he smells apple. Neither of us can stand them.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: *doing 50-11 backflips into the room* Heyyyyyyy 12 Welcome Back! You were missed sis!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: umm where's the cooper river bridge.. DJ, i have been on that chesapeake bay bridge, and never again my brothter, never again. once i saw the movie Daylight, i've been terrified of the holland and lincoln tunnel.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: LILMOC>here you go sweetie! *passes drink to her*ASIZE>hay sweetie! i didn't know you were sick. how you doin?

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: DJ-- I sweated out my first perm at the Red Wing roller rink! You talking bout the one near Broad River Road? *faints* Actually, that is why I really like that critically acclaimed movie *cough, cough* ATL. It brought back a LOT of memories of the skatin' rank! You couldn't tell me NOTHING once I learned how to skate backwards. Of course, I had to do that during the slow songs cause I wasn't that good at it!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Oh yeah, and I love to swim. Love to dive! My kids do too!

Name: Nuby
Comment: *wiping yelleyw's brow and handing her a cool beverage*....

Name: javone77
Comment: pene: lol my little boy loves them! I can't eat them myself...they bother me. but I used to eat them...but only with the skin off :)

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: ASizeTWO OK enuf with the weight loss. Sheesh! You look good OK? REAL GOOD!! We love you just the way you are. YOU ARE HOT!!! OK? You are ANTM!!! You got it going on!! *singing "She's my queen" from Coming to America* *All this for a little attention!!*

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: 12, WELCOME BACK!!! >Nubs, The Chesapeake Bay Bridge is in Virginia and connects Virginia Beach (Southside) to the Eastern Shore of Virginia. It's used as an alternate route to traveling up I-95N to get to NYC and other northern points. About six, maybe seven years ago it was a two lane bridge with one lane traveling in each direction. Everytime you passed an 18 wheeler your car would be sucked into the trailer's drag. Now, they've added another set of bridges so that you have four lanes traveling North and South except for when the bridge goes under water into the tunnels...yes, tunnels! And two lane tunnels at that! There's been alot of people that have died on that bridge. >HK, Hallucination Jones? *lightbulb going off* I'm feeling that!

Name: Nuby
Comment: thanks DJ...i may have traveled that bridge when i was younger..for some reason i remember seeing NOTHING but water and i do remember i was on a bridge...perhaps it was that one..(tryna remember where the h*ll i was going)..i feelin the "hallucination jones" too.. ROFL....right?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Thanks Nuby! I'se tired now I need to sit down.

Name: lilmocc
Comment: DJ> Wassup? It looks like we will have to say goodbye to the relatively mild weather we have been having. The shat is about to hit the fan with temps down in the 30's through New Years...... Just when I was thinking we were gonna have a very mild winter this year. Ok, have ya'll seen the McDonalds commercial that is like a music video? There is black couple and the guy is singing about the girl creepin out on him to buy McDonalds nuggets. The one where he sings at the end "You got a 10 piece girl, don't be so stingaaayyyyy" LOL WHY did I spit out my food when I saw that joint. Mickey D's is a trip.....

Name: Lovely
Comment: Yelleyw, remember, I'm the same kid who was afraid of grass & dirt - my mom said she could put me down in the backyard and I'd stand there and cry because I was scared of the grass. I was a timid, quiet little child. The only 'activity' that ever held my interest was all the dance classes I took and all the art courses. I'm not good with outdoorsy type stuff.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Hey FLYTE!!! Ain't nothing like the SC State Fair! One of my favorite memories is my momma coming to pick me up from school to go when I was a little girl. i also remember those school fieldtrips where they would take us to see those farm animals. Smel'ted like boo boo and hay. *makes face*

Name: Penelope
Comment: 12? 12? You there? Turn the mike on. Connect the keyboard, make sure the pc is plugged in.

Name: Nuby
Comment: hey LILMOCC..i've been seeing that video for a few days now..at first i didnt like it but i think it has grown on me...yes, i agree..gearing that towards a certain audience i think..you welcome Yelleyw

Name: flytetime
Comment: Hello asize12...I hope you are doing well

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Lilmo-- I love that new McDonald's commercial! You know they got somebody black on their advertising team...

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Welcome back Asize!!!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Crenee, the Cooper River Bridge is in Charleston, SC and connects the city of Charleston with the city of Mt. Pleasant. >LawdHv, nah. I know that rink, too but that was too far from my side of town. I'm talking about that spot on Decker Blvd. It was kinda pushed back in the cut a little bit but if you looked off the road from Decker you could see it. Definitely a favorite hangout spot back in the day!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely, that is hilarious, because a friend of mine's son was terrified of grass. If his dad would try to put him down in the grass, he would darn near crawl back up his back. He was truly terrifed of grass.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen, that was me. My dad was never cruel enough to put me down in the grass but my mom thought it was hilarious and according to her, she did it all the time. She said the grass was her babysitter. If she wanted me out of the house, she'd carry me outside and put me down and leave me out there crying for 20-30 minutes so I wouldn't be underfoot. And she wonders why I still call her Mommy Dearest.

Name: javone77
Comment: pene: grass? really? my little boy was scared of snow when he first saw it but then again I do live in texas. snow is not an everyday occurence here LOL

Name: Nuby
Comment: LHM..LILMOCC..i didnt like it at first because i thought they were mocking black videos but after i saw it a few times, it has grown on me...dude reminds me of Wayne Brady too..or at least sounds like him singing the jingle...if they didn't have someone black on their advertising team, i would be VERY surprised

Name: flytetime
Comment: lilmocc, my kids LOVE that McD's commercial...always walking 'round the house singing that shat...

Name: javone77
Comment: flyte: isn't it amazing the stuff kids remember and are willing to sing? I have some 5th graders that won't really sing for me but if you ask them to sing the swiffer commercial, they'll do it in a hot minute. "baby come back! you can blame it all on me" LOL

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: I had to look up Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Oh hell nawl! That's just too much for me. I thought the bridge in getting into Memphis from Arkansas is scary.

Name: Penelope
Comment: J77...your little one would hate Ohio then! I truly dislike snow and cold weather for that matter. I wish I lived where it seldom snowed. Trust me, the best kind is in a frame or globe, or the tundra (only because the planet needs it!) But Ohio snow? Ick!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: PEN, my oldest son was scared of wind for about 2 years. my in laws live in the bronx, and the wind whipped between the buildings and took his hat off, oh he was shook. i thought it was hysterical, but he really was scared, another reason i'm going to hell. i laugh @ kids. reason #5 that i couldn't be a teacher.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: DJ-- I know exactly which one you are talking about! Its behind that Taco Bell, across the street from Dent Middle. Yes, that was on of the spots! It got plenty of my dry hump grind on at that skating rink!

Name: javone77
Comment: pene: he's gotten used to it now. lol now he wants to act like he's scared of the dark. I'm like....UGH! I am so being tested right now.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: 12, reboot if youhave to! >lil mocc, girl I'm ready for the cold snap! I got some really coats that are really heavy that I haven't used yet. I got this sick shearling with a matching pair of Timbs, gloves and one of them Russian sheep herder hats that gonna make me look like a DON! I can't wait to throw on my Triple Fat Goose I got up at the Williamsburg Outlets for cheap! I'm bringing the Triple Fat Goose BACK!!! I got a pair of Ice Boots from Iceland that I wear only on special occasion cause them janks was EXPENSIVE! They're glacier boots but everytime I throw them on cats in the streets be asking me where they can cop them. I tell them to book a flight on Iceland Air...so I hope that it really does dip even if its just for two weeks! And yeah, I saw that Mickie D's commercial for the first time yesterday! I was trippin because I was thinking that it was a real video and I was trying to figure out who dude was...they got me.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: DJ-- This will tell me if you are a true Columbian... FOUNTAIN BLEAU *drops mike and walks out of the room like Randy Watson*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Creen...see you need to sit next to me in church! I can be worthless. Especially if I am in the choir, and can look out at the people. OMG. Don't let me see a kid fall or an adult's head fall forward.

Name: Nuby
Comment: DJ..i thought the commercial was a video at first too ROFL...CREENEJ..i laugh at kids too..and will give somebody's child the evil eye if they are acting up. PENE..all 3 of us are going to be sitting right next to each other cuz i have good memories of cutting up in the choir stand too..to the point when the pastor looks over at you like i know you aint making all that noise and acting like that.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: PEN, we must be related. i laugh @ everyone except pregnant people falling. hell i saw an old yt lady fall down in brooklyn and the only thing that kept her head from hitting the pavement was her hunchback. it killed me to not laugh until she was off the ground, but the top part of her looked like a turtle on it's back... i know i know, *headin straight to the konah*

Name: javone77
Comment: creneej: you could be a teacher. I laugh at kids. let one of them fall up in here LOL

Name: flytetime
Comment: Ohhhh LawdHv...not the Pount Bleau...lmao

Name: flytetime
Comment: uhhh, that should be FOUNTAIN Bleau

Name: yelleyw
Comment: HEHEHE I love that McDonalds commercial. Its funny cause he is singing hard like a wannabe Ursher. The Swiffer commercials are still my fave though.

Name: Nuby
Comment: im just saying..if i see you trip, get the bejesus scared out of you..or anything of the sort, i will definitely laugh and then ask you if you are alright..i might ask if you are okay first and then laugh but i will definitely laugh...

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Dry hump? CTFU!!!! LawdHv, I ain't even mad atcha cause I was violating my damn self! LOL! I used to hang out there and then they had a bowling alley further up on Two Notch Road. Me and some of my boys used to go in there and stir up hate and discontent because it had a heavy Spring Valley and Richland Northeast patronage. LOL! But I hung out with a kid from Flora, a kid from Keenan, another cat from Columbia and then two of us from LR...damn, I'm really hallucinating now!

Name: javone77
Comment: I had a little boy who kept playing with his money so I took it from him. that joker burst out screaming like he was being killed. I laughed so hard I was crying. then I was like "dude. do you know how crazy you look? you will get the money back at the end of class" he was still thrown off then I just shook my head and went on with class lol

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: but if i were, i wouldn't be able to play w/ yall. see there's a reason for everything. i'd prolly get so caught up my kids would set the room on fire, adn then i'd have to fight a kid. which is reasong #6 i couldn't be a teacher. i will fight a kid.

Name: Penelope
Comment: A friend of mine was the pastor's daughter. And we went to a church of God in Christ where preachers preach and singers sang. Ok, so one sunday, me and her were cutting up. her father was preaching hard...you know, the rear of the back and the hand of the ear kind of preaching. The church was right with him, shouting amen and hallelujah. Something had happened, and my friend and I were dying laughing. In the middle of his sermon, in the same preaching voice, the pastor said, "And un Beh-ver-lee uh, when I get home un, I'm gonna wear you out un" and kept right on with his sermon. I looked at her and busted out laughing, but she was in tears.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Creen...I spewed my coffee....

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Cren--what is that scripture about resist the devil and he shall flee. Even Frankie knows that scripture. You are wrong for laughing at turtle lady. But I know one thing, your description was heelarious.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: NUBY, me too, man me too...LOL.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Creenej, I won't fight a kid but I will trip one "by accident". I've also been known to butt-check or hip-check a kid to get them to back up off me.

Name: javone77
Comment: creen: LOL believe it or not...once you put the fear of God in them, like our parents did, it's remarkably easy. except when you get asked dumb questions and I just don't answer those at all.

Name: Nuby
Comment: I know that's right CREENEJ..they can catch it just like anybody else can ..PENE..that is too funny...Speaking of pastors and sangers....did anyone see Unsung last night re: The Clark Sisters? What do you think of those stories? Definitely not as good as Behind the Music..i dont think...but a very good effort nonetheless..thoughts?

Name: javone77
Comment: I have been known to take a teacher time out and go to the gym so that I can curse in peace. then I come back as if nothing was wrong. never let em see your weakness. LOL they'll jump on it and wear you out with it

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Cre>> You know you aint right! *note to self- must home school kids*

Name: asize12
Comment: *dramatic entrance* Hey my babies:-) I missed y'all like CA-RAZAY!!!! Okay, here's the gist of everything...And y'all know I'm dramatic, so bare with me...Lemme give you the bulk of it first...PART I---I had an almost near death allergic reaction to a medication that was prescribed by my renal/kidney dr. approx. a month ago. It all began back in April when I went to one of my quarterly visits and he had done some labwork on me and stated that my uric acid was high so he wrote me a prescription for a drug called Allopurinol. So, I back in April I went to get this drug filled at Walgreens...I went to pick it up and the lady was like "Ma'am, are you picking this one up for gout"??? I was like "WTH...GOUT???" I ain't got no gout! So, I told her that I'd just leave it there, must've been some sorta mistake...fast forward 6 months later to my Oct. checkup...my dr. asks me if I've been taking the allopurinol and I said 'no, I haven't because the lady said it was for gout and I don't have gout'. So, again, he urged me to take it...Now, I began taking this medication around the middle/end of Oct. and then one day, actually Sun., Nov. 16th to be exact, WHAM! 'Member I had passed out at church??? I already gave y'all the spill on that, I went to the ER, they told me I was dehydrated, yada yada yada...Okay, so I took off Monday Nov. 17th & Tues. Nov. 18th. Came back to work on Wed. Nov. 19th. And I was cool...so I thought. People kept asking me how I was doing and my response was "Ahhh, I'm okay...not 100%, but I'm okay." So, I actually laid off all meds for that week...but I began taking my high blood pressure meds & the allopurinol once again on Sunday night, Nov. 23rd. The next morning, I felt sick...as if I had some type of virus or something...so I went to see my primary dr. She told me that I had a virus and prescribed me something for it. One thing that she did do, which saved my life, is sent me to the lab after my appt. to get some blood drawn just to be on the safe side. So, tues. rolls around, I'm still feeling sick...Wed., it's WAY worse...I had diarrhea & vomiting all throughout tues. night/wed. morn. and I couldn't walk w/o feeling as if I was gonna pass out...I kept feeling hot & cold and I had the chills. He had to go to work so I had him to take me to my momma's house and I just laid down in her bed for a few hours. Meanwhile, my primary dr. called me and said that my bloodwork looked really bad and that my liver enzymes were up EXTREMELY high and that I needed to get to the ER IMMEDIATELY! She thought that it was possibly Hep. C.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!! Girl, what do YOU know about Fountain Bleu???? That was the place to be, to be seen at, to tell stories about and all of that!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: I missed the Clark Sisters, I forgot it was on and really wanted to watch it. I sang with the great Mattie Moss Clark (their mom), and this is the God's honest truth...if your section was off key, she would throw a shoe in your direction. Sis Clark didn't play. She would give Twinkie the blues.

Name: asize12
Comment: So, I went to the ER, didn't have to wait for 80 hours cuz my dr. had faxed over all of my paperwork...When I went into the ER, my blood pressure was 66/39. I was fading fast...They gave me emergency IV's and they were monitoring my health closely trying to figure out what the problem was. After being in the ER back room for about 6/7 hours, they finally checked me into ICU. They had to send me to ICU because my blood pressure was not staying stable by itself, they had to give me meds to keep it from going back down that low. So, yes kids, the ICU is were I spent my Thanksgiving. It wasn't all that bad...my family all came up there and brought me Turkey food but of course it just wasn't the same. So, I spent another day in ICU, then I was later as.signed a room on Friday. After various blood work & labs, they finally reached the conclusion that I had a severe allergic reaction to the allopurinol. I broke out in a disgusting rash all over my body, including my face. So, to fight off the allergic reaction, they gave me prednisone, yes, steroids. So the adverse reaction to that is, yep, you guessed it 25 LBS WORTH OF WATER WEIGHT!!! So, everything on my body is swollen from my snausage looking toes to my dimpled baby doll hands. My knees, my stomach, my back, my neck, my face, ERR'THANG, IS SWOLLEN! And to top it all off, the prednisone makes my sugar SKYROCKET so now I'm on insulin and I have to check my blood sugar 4x per day. Thank God that he has kept me sane through this ordeal because it's a helluva lot to bare and it's extremely overwhelming to go from losing 17 lbs, to gaining 25 lbs of water weight and swelling within a weeks time. Also, going from not having sugar to having sugar, even if it is temporary, is overwhelming. But that's the least of my concerns. Now, my kidneys are even more so outta wack because of this shock to my body so I'll be visiting my kidney dr. moreso now to try to get everything back on track. My liver is back to normal, praise God, one less thing to worry about, but I definitely need continued prayer. I thank God for being right there next to me and I thank him for my life & my family. I also thank him that they're weaning me off the prednisone slowly but surely (over 2 wks) so then my sugar will be back to normal, my kidneys WILL be back stable, and I will no longer feel as if I'm a stuffed Turkey:-) The End...

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: CTFU @ Pene. You need to just stop going to church altogether! CTFU I bet when he said that, some deacon was plugging in his 'My lord' or a convenient 'Hallelujah'. Why do people do that? There are always a few in a congregation who don't even pay attention to the sermon, but just like clockwork, they will plug in a catch phrase.

Name: Nuby
Comment: why is my youngest daughter acting up in school...SERIOUSLY to the point that im getting calls from her teachers and guidance counselor?...she's a good student, good athlete...but she's just showing her natural *ss!! ive tried talking to her, taking her phone but she just clams up. any suggestions? im bout to have her go see a psychiatrist or something.

Name: Penelope
Comment: J77, I admire teachers, because I can't do it. I can't even stand to teach the little bastards in sunday school. Kids are evil.

Name: asize12
Comment: ...Oh, and happy belated to Lawdhv and thank each & everyone of you for your calls, texts, prayers & well wishes! I love you guys!!!

Name: javone77
Comment: asize: oh my goodness. Praise God! He truly does bring us through things! That is a testimony to the goodness of the Lord.

Name: javone77
Comment: pene: these jokers do act like they have been here before. some of them acts like spawns of the devil himself.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Asize-- I'se glad that you are doing better! And, I am also glad that you paid attention to your body and went to the doctor! Stay prayed up, and you will be fine!

Name: Nuby
Comment: whoah 12!!..girl, well im glad to hear you are coming through that ordeal...glad to hear you doing better..i know that musta been real scary...kick that dr in his stomach for making you go through that...thank goodness for pharmacists, right? she knew what she was talking about...I admire teachers too..but i know i would kick a kids behind if he got smart with me..

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Asize>> And lay off the flips, cartwheels, headstands, forward rolls, splits, and round off's for a while! hehehe

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: 12, woooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww!!! Rejoice in the goodness and mercy of the Lord! That's scary. You've been missed here by your F4A fam and it's good to have you back! I know it sucks to be bloated and what not but sista you are still here! Praise God! I'm sure this has been stressful on you and the family so I will continue sending up prayers as you recover from this...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lawdm there were a couple of people who looked at her and said "weeellll"... Oh, I was dying.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: Jav, how do you have time to post? my mom emails me during her lunch period, but that's about it...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Oh, time to do a Holy Ghost dance of victory for 12! You gonna cut up the next time you go to church ain't you? Go on and cut your step!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: ASIZE, you are so in my prayers. now, i'm gonna need you to contact the manufacturer of that drug and inform them of your side effects and get your money back. most companies will do that, and you have plenty of documentation. by you sharing that with them, it may save someone else's life.

Name: asize12
Comment: <<<HUGS>>> True story...As I lay in the hospital bed, miserable, swollen, & feeling a lil' bit helpless, I nodded off a bit...I prayed to God as I was nodding and I said "Lord...this is just too much for me to bare! I can't do it! Lord, I need you! Please help me!" Then the most overwhelming thing happened...I FELT him and I saw him reaching out to help me! I've never doubted God's presence for once, but I swear, for those that don't know, you'd better recognize cuz God is DEFINITELY REAL!!!! It's deep...*shoutin' out the room*

Name: javone77
Comment: I cracked my whip for the past few years and my class is now self sufficient. but I also do not teach a regular class...I teach the same thing every 45 mins and it's on a month rotation. this rotation we are learning about Tchaikovsky and watching the nutcracker. but I prepare them for the first 15 mins of class by doing a song and a game.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: and truly thank GOD for pharmacists. when i got the shot of MTX a month ago, it was the pharmacist who told me all the side effects and what to watch out for.

Name: TAZBABY
Comment: WOW Asize, I am so glad you are here today. Sorry you had to spend Thanksgiving in the hospital, Thank God you are here. That is all so scary what you have been through.

Name: Nuby
Comment: *going to corner with chips*..HK, where you at?

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: Yep, DJ-- you are a Metro person FO SHO! lol The Fountaine Bleau was the ISH! Thursday nights were on point. My booty imprint is prolly still on the wall where the stage is. Did you know that they turned it into a daycare? Blastphemous, knowing all of the dry humping and stripping that use to go on in that club! lol Anyway, who is the person who went to Keenan? I graduated in 1987 - 1991, then took a year off for basic/AIT before starting at Carolina in 1992.

Name: flytetime
Comment: wow asize...glad to hear that you're doing better...prayers for your continued recuperation...

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Morning Peeps! Glad to hear about your son CREENEJ. I know you are so proud! Welcome back ASIZE. Take care of yourself girl. Yall, what are we going to do without MWM??? Did he say he won't be able to play until possibly January??? LawdHv, I LOVE Bart. I use to ride it everyday when I worked in SF. I only hated it when we lost electricity and yep you guessed it, we'd be stuck under water for a good 30 minutes. Talk about a sister being scurred!

Name: javone77
Comment: asize: you want me to get on the organ? ;-) I am so with you. there have been times the last few weeks that I prayed to God to help manifest forgiveness into my heart and I feel Him. He's with me. even when I am going through with people and the devil is working through them and drama.

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ lawdhv! Girl, ain't gon' be no turnin' of the flips for a minute, THAT'S fo sho! And I told Sir James I won't be up in there for at least a month. Gotta get my body (internal) back on track! >creneej, yes ma'am, most definitely! Hell, I'm tryna find me a lawyer! *leaving room singing I HAVE A TEST-A-MONY!*

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: 12, that's deep...and yes, God is DEFINITELY real! That's a strong testimony!

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12, I'm so glad you're doing better!

Name: flytetime
Comment: damn LawdHv, you graduated 4 years in a row from Keenan...lol I knew what you meant...lol

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12, I got your mule.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Damn I meat to say "yall what are we going to do without MWM" **going to get coffee**

Name: yelleyw
Comment: OMG 12 I thought you just were overexercising or something. Praise Jesus that your dr checked your blood and you went back to the hospital. Thats really scary to hear. Girl don't worry bout those 25 lbs they will come off once your off the roids. I'm still praying for you sis!

Name: Shortey71
Comment: just checked my post again....**going to get double expresso**

Name: javone77
Comment: Pene: lol. ok..I have the organ..you have the mule. can we get an usher with a collection plate and someone with holy oil to cast the demon out? LOL

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: ASIZE, good luck w/ the lawsuit, but please contact that company. and do your research first. make sure that drug is even recommended for your condition...

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: what demon are we casting out? don't everybody run away so quickly....

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Good Morning People - Just wanted to drop by for a minute....My boss just met with her staff (while fighting back tears) we will have a salary freeze next year. Our salaries will remain the same. She said at 4pm today our president will meet with the company. There will be a staff reduction. I could tell something was going on with her today because she wasn't her usual chipper self. She had quite a few closed door meetings and her office door is never closed. I don't believe I'm one of the people being laid off PRAISE GOD! However, I will have to help out some of the directors from time to time....Yesterday I was thanking God that I had a job and that I had benefits. I am glad he spared me. My boss isn't doing so good. She didn't want to let anyone go. Although I don't know who it is. This is sad.....One good thing I found out today, I was made an offer for part-time employment which starts this weekend. The timing of that is good. I can pay down my debt and save....this economy will rise again that's for sure.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Good morning, family. It is amazing the amount of work you can get done when you don't log onto the F4A. YLAWDY was the first thing I saw a reference to the debil made Chesapeake bridge? I HATE that bridge. It's too close to the water, too long, too narrow and I swear you can see sharks swimming around waiting for your car to go over.

Name: javone77
Comment: crazzee: I am sad to hear that. I just went through a RIF so I know the feeling. it's never a good time.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: CREE...congrats to your baby. That's how we have to do it. Welcome back asize12, you've been missed.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: 12, glad you are on the mend. Maybe you need a new kidney doctor since he started all this. Does he ever encourage natural and homeopathic treatments for your condition.

Name: LawdHvMrcy
Comment: FLYTE-- CTFU. You know what I meant! I grad-you-RATED (like my aunt says) in 1991! LOL Anyway, yall have fun today! I am about to log off and hang out with my momma. This is her last day here and she finally got out of the bed! PLAY NICE!

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: *Calling UNION reps.* NUBYTuesday if you don't leave me alone!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Pirates mess with the F4A cruise? I'm sorry but I'm not sure Somali pirates are a match for a bunch of %*$!ed off black women. Might want to send them our itinerary so they'll be warned.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Creen...could it be our 'laughing in church' demon?

Name: asize12
Comment: *handing pen my mule* >lovely, thanks dear:-) How have you been? And where the H is bro-boo??? Okay, so I'on know if I mentioned this to y'all or not but our annual Christmas Concert is this Sunday and I am FEINING to still be a part of it! I've been practicing w/ the choir since the 1st of Oct. so I pray that all my practice is not in vain...It's like one of my lil' high lights of the year for myself, I thouroughly enjoy it. And no, I don't have any solos this year:-) Please pray for my strength cuz I would really love to still participate. Sis. Martin told me to try to take it easy, but I told her that I'd still love to do it if my body allows me to...*praying*

Name: javone77
Comment: Pene: LOL I see ya

Name: Nuby
Comment: haha @ HK..smooches girl...no need to make that call...YET! ;)..

Name: bigheadbull2
Comment: Hey yall. Hard first thanksgiving without my daughter, but my grandson and I got through it. Much to be thankful for. Is it a new trend for these latino immigrants to revisit their former employers and kill them. Two last week alone. One in Chevy Chase(a doctor and his wife) and a little old lady in maryland up the street. They had been altering her checks and even used her money to buy a car.And had the nerve to kill her and burn her crib to make it look like a fire. WTH

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Size - You were on my mind and I had a vision about you. I am so glad you are well. I was on prednisone when I had pneumonia. Once you come off of it you'll lose the weight so don't worry about that. You'll be fine. I am so glad you are better.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Pen, you used to sing with the Clark sistas momma??? *doing math in head* Uh, okay. >LawdHv, girl go 'head wit' yo fast self! But uh...what's a metro? You talking about the DC metro? Gotcha! LOL! So that was YOUR booty imprint? OMG! I always used to ask my boys, like "Dawg! Do you see that?" LOL! I used to see some stuff go down at the Bleu...they got to shootin' in the parking lot one night (another life/death situation) and I never went back. I started crashing house parties on Fort Jackson. Does the name Scipio ring a bell? First name starts with an R? That's not who I hung with but that's who was shooting up the parking lot. Dude was wildin' and got locked up for shooting up some kids on Broad River. I heard a rumor that he was on SC's Death Row, I dunno how true. But my Keenan fam had the last name Buggs...and you went to Basic at Ft Jackson?

Name: asize12
Comment: >creneej, yes ma'am, will do. >ylawd, thanks sis and you have the most beautiful voice! >jb, no, of course the dr. don't offer that, if they did they wouldn't be makin' the scrilla! So, you know we have to basically do our own research regarding natural treatments. I also am about to buy me a juicer. I hear they work WONDERS for cleansing out your insides...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12...I'm the sister who walks behind you while you cut your step. I got a little prayer blanket in case you wanna fall out. But while you dancing in the spirit, i'm just saying, "Go head sis 12 praise Him like you mean it!"

Name: asize12
Comment: <<cybersistahug>> Awww, thanks crazz! I needed to hear that! I've never been on the 'juice' befo! LOL *staring at dimples in chunky hands*

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, thank you for that. Cuz I swear I'm so fulla the spirit I'll probably be crazy-leggin' down every aisle at chuch come sunday!

Name: Nuby
Comment: PENE..you said The Clark Sisters' mom used to give Twinkie a hard time...is Twinkie now ill? do you know what happened with the sister that left, i think her name is Donna.

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12, I'm just fine, absolutely no complaints here (except that you were in the hospital and probably haven't felt like going to get me a Christmas gift yet. Don't worry though, you have plenty of time). :-)

Name: CrazzeeGyrl
Comment: Pen/Size/Crenee/Ame - I'll be emailing you all either today or tomorrow. Need to share a little bit with you. I have to go now. Enjoy!

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ lovely! Girl youza mess!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: 12>> If you can handle it I say go head and praise the Lord on Sunday! Just don't wear yourself out. Your not on bed rest or anything are you?

Name: bigheadbull2
Comment: Penelope I too sang with mattie moss and saw her throw a shoe at Twinkie cause she would not stop talking. I sing with Karen often when she is in the DC area along with my good friend Vickie Winans. She is a living doll. Remind me to tell you some of my stories. Some will blow your mind. I have had dealings with everyone, John Kee(my heart) Fred, Kirk, Shirley, James Moore(my other heart) James Cleveland and that mess Jakes among others.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Someone just heated up something that smells like frothy beer pee. I'm about to vomit.

Name: Nuby
Comment: BHB2..that sounds very interesting..please share some stories with us...im sure some of them are doosies! i think the same of "jakes" myself...something about that lisp gets me when i here him speak. Woman Thou Art Loosed was on last night..forgot about that movie..it was good too...so tell us the stories BHB2..are you a taurean?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Hol up BigBullHead! You in the grand ol COGIC?! Hunh? What? "yeeessss....yesssss.... yeah eh es...yea eh es...ye eh esss...."

Name: javone77
Comment: Lovely: eeeeewwwwww LOL that doesn't sound right so I can imagine what it smells like

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I was thinking about going home cause my nose is runny and my head is stuffy. I guess if asize12 can go through all that, I can make it through this day. Thanks for the inspiration and the compliment, though I can't sing a little bit! lol

Name: Lovely
Comment: BHB, not sure if you saw a few weeks ago but I'm STILL enjoying that go-go cd you sent me!

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Lawd: thanks for the heads up about Webroot. I will check into that tonight. Juice: My prayers goes out to you and your family. Asize: Glad to see you are still here with us. I will continue to pray for your health. Javone: I have to ask this question b/c inquiring minds, heck my inquiring mind wants to know: are you really a teacher? It seems you have too much time on your hands to respond to all these posts and to take breaks from classroom. If you teach in Plano, those beckies/pauls don't like you talking to their kids as you have without reporting you to the Principal or even higher.

Name: bigheadbull2
Comment: Nuby her name is Denise and she felt she did not want to live a lie so she left the group. She had a few children before she was wed and she felt it was not a good look considering her ministry. Talk to you all later I have a class to teach

Name: Penelope
Comment: I knew Kirk when he was ugly Kirk...small guy with thumbsucking spacey teeth. Remember Keith Pringle? I think he and James Cleveland had something else going on. Who else...Twinkie, Dorinda, Karen...wow, so many from back in the day.

Name: javone77
Comment: ROFL

Name: bigheadbull2
Comment: Lovely give me a few minute and I will send you some Chuck (his birthday bash with everyone on it, EU Backyard, Little Bennie(my baby) big whitey all of them cats got off. I heart go-go music

Name: Nuby
Comment: come back when you are finished BHB2...hey NY74...

Name: YLawdY
Comment: bigheadbull...It's good to "see" you. I know the holidays must be hard for you and your grand.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: ASIZE, just keep in mind, if you hit the floor, PENE, NUBY, and I will be CTFU @ u.... after we pick u up.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: BHB2, i thought of u thursday. i'm glad you got thru it and i know it musta been hard. God Bless!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: I won't laugh at that y'all... (not at first anyway.)

Name: Nuby
Comment: ummmm Pene...what exactly do you mean by you think twinkie, dorinda and karen had going on?..im sorry, im nosey like that :) i like gogo too...my daughter went to school in Maryland..she absolutely hates it..i think i like the older stuff moreso...Pene & BHB2..yal sure yall didnt sing together?

Name: Lovely
Comment: J77, I only know because I was at one of my friend's house one time and he peed but didn't flush and the stench was horrendous. Beer pee is horrible. It looked like a toilet full of beer.

Name: letmein
Comment: asize12....I'm so glad to hear that you are getting better. And like a few people have already said, don't sweat the weight gain. As soon as you're off the prednisone, it'll go away. BHB..I know the holidays are melancholy for you. It's been 9 and 10 years since I've lost my dad and grandma and I STILL get choked up. I spent a couple of hours Thanksgiving morning in church trying to get my mind right. I looooovvvee the holidays and now it's so bitter sweet for me. I try to keep the game face on for my kids but man behind closed doors it's a struggle. Keep your head up girlie! {{hugs}}

Name: Penelope
Comment: Nuby...I said was I think James Cleveland and Keith Pringle had something going on. I wouldn't be surprised if me and BigBull sang together...but it was a long time ago...

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Somebody bring me some raisinettes and movie butter popcorn. I'm ova here sitting on Chassie's red couch. However I did put plastic on it because she drips alot of things on this couch with all those pickles and such.

Name: javone77
Comment: lovely: oh my God LOL

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: BHB, I love go-go too! I see you like that old school go-go! Backyard is my group! I like Lil Bennie and Chuck, too. I'm a big fan of the JYB, Rare Essence, the Huckabucks and the NE Groovers! Now I'm gonna run my go-go playlist talking about all this go-go!!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: BHB, that would be amazing!! KC doesn't have much to offer except gates bbq sauce! Want some? :-)

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: scoot over JB

Name: Shortey71
Comment: **joining Juice and CRENEEJ on couch with nachos, hands Juice raisinettes** Hey yall....what's poppin???

Name: letmein
Comment: HK.....have you emailed me before? Sadly, I get most of you mixed up. I try to add y'all EUR names as nicknames so I can remember but sometimes I forget. Email me please...fountall2004@yahoo.com. Thanks!

Name: Penelope
Comment: OK, there is more going on at the couch...can I come too? What we talking about, or is it private?

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Penne, you can come but you have to bring that pie with the pineapple and nut recipe with you. I lost it.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: hey NYE, how's the job going. are you getting acclimated (sp) to the new job and area? as i told you, I have fam down there... well hit me @ creneejredd@comcast.net

Name: javone77
Comment: NYE: what dd you mean by "talking to their kids as you have"?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Pineapple and nut...gosh...is that the million dollar pie? I gotta check my laptop...BRB!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: oh and *DISCLAIMER* i'm not tryin any funny business. i'm very happy w/ the dyck that i'm not getting. LOL

Name: Lovely
Comment: Creenej, you KNOW I was just about to ask what kind of freak-a-deak stuff was going on on the couch!! We all know that couch isn't made for sitting, it's made for naughty activity!

Name: Penelope
Comment: 1 can sweetened condensed milk Juice from 1 lemon 1 lg. container Cool Whip 1 lg. can crushed pineapple, drained 1 c. pecans, chopped 2 9" graham crusts Beat lemon juice and milk together, fold in Cool Whip then pineapple and nuts. Mix well and pour into crusts. Chill at least 2 hours. Better if chilled overnight.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I need to stay out of churches and funerals because I always get in trouble. When my aunt died recently, we were all gathered at the house and some pastor insisted we all gather around for prayer. Well after taking forever to get everyone together, he stands there and says "Someone please pray." Without thinking I said "You're the one that called this meeting." My mom was not amused.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Yeah, yeah Penne. Thats the ticket. That million dollar pie was the shiggidy.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely...thats why we put down plastic

Name: javone77
Comment: hey where is southern????

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Lovely, the plastic covering suppresses all that freeky sneeky action that Chassie performs on the couch. It is a force field.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Get yall minds out of the gutter for one second. This couch is reserved for the NYE / Javone77 what kind of teacher are you premier. Your turn NYE.....

Name: yelleyw
Comment: I'll STAND by the couch wit y'all. LOL

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: JAV, southern is workin like i should be dam allayall....

Name: asize12
Comment: >yelly, no ma'am, no bed rest. Although people keep asking me how come I ain't stay home. I'm like, FA WHUT? To watch another episode of Extra? The Local news, CNN??? Reruns of Steve Harvey on BET??? I'on think so! I actually do my body good by walking (wobbling) around cuz everything is so swollen that I look & feel like one of those floats in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. >ylawd, girl you can stiff it out! LOL Oh, and throughout this entire ordeal, my 17. y/o daughter has been holding it DOWN! She's been the lil' lady of the house. Here & hubby have been goin' at it cuz he says she thinks she's grown, but she's was just tryna be responsible and she definitely did the damn thang! GON' HEAD PD!!! And my baby boy made sure that all of his school clothes, undies and socks were clean and laid out each night before AND I was told that he cleaned his ears too, YIPEEE!!! For real though, my babies held it DOWN! Hubby was a nervous wreck! LOL He did his part too of course, but my babies truly came through. I'm so proud of them:-) >creneej, you think they'd let me fall? Hell they might...I do have all this extra girth on right now so I might night be the lightest to catch right about now...*waving hard* Hey letmein! Girl I'll be alright...I just ain't neva been on the 'juice' befo so I had no idea what to expect.

Name: Lovely
Comment: OJ, you know if someone punches a hole in the plastic, the force field will be broken. I'm going to lunch ya'll... hope I don't come back to some big group orgy on the couch!

Name: javone77
Comment: creneej: I know but he usually comes by if only for a second. but it's all good.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: 12>> So ummm I guess no pics of your swoll self will be posted on the album huh?

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL @ creneej! Girl WHY did Mr. Nympho look at me sideways yesterday while I was applying my skin rash cream? I said "Dude...ain't gon' happen...put yo tail between yo legs boo." Dammit, can a sista heal first? GEESH!!!!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: no, i was trying to make sure that NYE knew i wasn't trying to hit on him or anything. i mean he's aiight if u like them cut and muscular, but i prefer my man w/ a gut, so.... we can be friends w/ me not lusting after him... LOL

Name: javone77
Comment: I am going to go to lunch also. my class is on a field trip. :)

Name: Penelope
Comment: Whelp, seeing as folks is asking folks how they have time to post if they got real jobs, perhaps I need to step away to the board and read the report I've been writing while chatting with y'all. Ain't no contracted cyber detectives tryna figure out our schedules on here is it? Perhaps I'll just drop the pie off and make a quick exit. Am I missing something? Is one of you a co-worker of mine? I'm gonna change my screen name.

Name: asize12
Comment: >yelly, whatchu want a pic of...my snausage toes & graham cracker feet? If so, I must warn you, I ain't had a pedi in MONTHS! LOL

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: *ALERT: An early dismissal has been scheduled due to staff procedural errors*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Size12...that is so special. But seriously, I am so glad you are ok...

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: *Please go directly to the gym to pick up your children.*

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: *swat team repelling walls*

Name: javone77
Comment: ROFL wooooooooooooooooooow!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Graham cracker feet? Ewwww no thanks. And on that note I'm going to lunch.

Name: Nuby
Comment: that is funny..

Name: Penelope
Comment: Hershey...hunh? Making squeaking noises while scratching my head...esplan

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: LetMeInThere!! Yes...I have emailed on numerous ocassions, but alas this fair maiden must not have met your aproval you hath never responded. Hithertheretofore....I have since ceased. But shouldst thou like me to sendeth thou a note upon parchment paper I wilst gladly oblige.

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Javone: Look back at your comments to the children in your class room and you will notice what you said. I'm just saying those beckies are not going take too much of that sfuff out of us. CreneeJ: Job is great; getting lost driving around town but it is all good, that is how I will learn. I found a barbershop in the hood.

Name: Nuby
Comment: Pene...girl, dont even ask

Name: letmein
Comment: HK...what the sam hell?!?! LOL!! I'ma need you to email me, please!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Awe Nuby, I was getting awe confused and confounded thinking I missed something.

Name: formerlyknownasarkansasgirl
Comment: Asize, so glad you are doing better. I thought about calling you but figure you needed your rest.

Name: javone77
Comment: NY: well if I had been disrespectful then I could maybe understand some outrage. But I guess the bigger question is why so much interest in my job?

Name: letmein
Comment: YLawdY....just that, YLawdY?! LOL!!! Your momma shoulda slapped the back of your neck. HA!!

Name: Juicebox
Comment: I have a personal question which is probably too much but I am going to ask any way. When participating in the freekay sneekay, do your abs, quads, and hamstrings hurt. My have been sore for a couple of days now. Am I getting old and do I need to stretch before spooge?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Awe NYEngineer, get a GPS...that is the business. But I have no sense of direction--lol!!! But question for you...what's up with you and J77? Tell the truth...you in her classroom?

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: sorry JAV, i'm gonna have to step up to the plate on this one. as a mother, the idea that you are teaching kids but have had seemingly unlimited time and opportunity to post here is a bit disturbing.

Name: javone77
Comment: creneej: your opinion is just fine by me. no hard feelings. but let's put it like this, I get my job done. and I think I remember explaining, even though I don't owe anyone an explanation, why I have so much time at this juncture. now last week, I was off all week long so we can get that cleared up for the "inquiring minds". :)

Name: Nuby
Comment: NP @ Pene..anytime..Juice...you have been workign muscles you might not necessarily workout on the ordinary...you must have been getting some serious work-out and im not mad cha!

Name: JFromMO
Comment: Oh lawd *walking over to big red couch* scooch over Shawtey. *takes pie from JB*

Name: javone77
Comment: However, if that still doesn't clear it up, maybe I can email out copies of my lesson plans so everyone will know what I will be doing LOL

Name: Nuby
Comment: there may be inquring minds because ordinarily, a teacher does not have time to chat during the day...i have been wondering that myself..

Name: letmein
Comment: Juice been doing the damn thing! You go girl!! I love to 'hurt so good' afterwards. Whew......

Name: sofjwoman
Comment: *entering the room softly while trying to run and duck at the same time* Is it okay if the new girl come and sit on the couch. I have some sweet corn in butter sauce that I can share.

Name: javone77
Comment: nuby: you've been wondering?

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Nuby, you may be right. I understand my hamstrings and quads, but not the abs. I think my big o's cause me to contract my abs. Also it is some work doing out of the ordinary things with someone who is shorter than you.

Name: Nuby
Comment: J77..dont think that is necessary...just been wondering..if you are doing your job its all good..but like i said before, ordinarily, a teacher does not have time to chat during the day, except if they are on break or something...its all good..

Name: Nuby
Comment: yep, cant say that i havent..but i figured, if you werent doing your job, somebody's mom will be coming up to see you :)

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: ok, well then what about yesterday and today? i'm sure you get the job done, but we're not talking about being a lunch lady, we're talking about someone whose every behavior is being watched and emulated by children. it's a tough job, but do they see you posting to the web through the entire lesson? i'm sure NYE is asking b/c he's a concerned parent the same as a lot of us on this board are. and also the image that you portray sometimes here makes me wonder. fukk it i'll put it out there. if you're in here complaining about the lack of quality black men, how are you teaching black boys? how are you treating them? is it possible to put aside the bitterness? i just wonder, and i'm sorry if u take offense, but we don't pull punches here.

Name: javone77
Comment: NUby: ok well let's put it like this. I don't ponder or wonder what any of you do for a living...nor do I make it a point to make snide remarks about the fact that most of you are here posting throughout the day. I let everyone handle their business and I mind mine. but I see that some of us are not include to extend the same courtesy.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Sofi - you can come but bring some collard greens with the corn.

Name: javone77
Comment: Creneej: as the mother of a black boy I do indeed take offense at that. I treat all my children the exact same. I see no color. I take care of every child who needs me in the same way. feeding them when they don't get food at home, counseling them when they have no one else to talk to. Not because I haev to but because I am needed.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Letmein, yeah but to be honest he did that dang thang b/c I was really not trying to go there. I hate a beggar so I did it. I didn't do much but he tries hard to please me b/c he knows I dont like it ordinary. I am like Ike and Tina, I like it ROUGH!!!!!!!!!!**doing curved arm circles while doing alternating toe touches*** big wheel keep on turning.....

Name: Penelope
Comment: Awe...y'all? What's going on? Let's just have a good time here. I'm feeling all guilty now. Somebody might be wondering why I'm posting so much. I'm going to do some work now. Dang. I'm not a teacher but I don't work for myself, so I better leave before folks start wondering how I got so much time to post. Well...I'll check back later...when I'm on my own time/dime.

Name: javone77
Comment: and obviously there are punches being pulled here. I am not so slow that I don't realize what goes on around me.

Name: Nuby
Comment: JB..u might want to get that fool a step stool...ROFL..whoah!! easy greasy..i have been wondering that for a while, like i said, and figured you were doing your job as a teacher but it aint no big deal to me. if my kids came home and told me their teacher is on the internet all day..i would have a problem with it...especially if my kids weren't learning but that is something you dont have to worry about, right?..and just to answer your question..i am working (i use that word lightly) PT at a nonprofit..makign $12 an hour while collecting unemployment, while deciding what to go back to school for...i hope that answers your question

Name: javone77
Comment: and again...if we are going to watch me and my posts....let's watch ALL of them. Name: javone77 Comment: I cracked my whip for the past few years and my class is now self sufficient. but I also do not teach a regular class...I teach the same thing every 45 mins and it's on a month rotation. this rotation we are learning about Tchaikovsky and watching the nutcracker. but I prepare them for the first 15 mins of class by doing a song and a game.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Wade in the water, waaaaaade in tha wata chirren....wade in the wata. Gods gonna trouble da waaaaataa.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Juicebox...aint nothing wrong with having fun while you exercise.

Name: Nuby
Comment: next!! it really really isnt that deep J77...not to me anyways...

Name: javone77
Comment: Nuby: now it's one thing to be on the internet all the time. however, if your child is watching a movie about a subject covered in that particular class and the teacher is at her desk inputting grades in the computer, grading papers, cleaning her file cabinet, etc. you would have noting to say. however, since none of you can actually SEE me...no one can tell that all of that is being done by me. but it's ok to assume and be okay with that?

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Javone: Really there is no interest but I just wanted to know how a "teacher" could be up on the board like you. Apparently, I ain't the only one with the same thought. Penelope: I am going to put this as delicately as I can, there ain't nothing going on with me and J77. As far as her classroom, nah, I'm in an advanced class.

Name: sofjwoman
Comment: JB - at your request collard greens with the hamhocks

Name: javone77
Comment: Nuby: I am not holding any ill will, I just take offense to comments being made and all of that about someone you don't know and can't see. That is my problem here.

Name: javone77
Comment: NY: LOL advanced class huh? ok

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Uh...did I...come back at a bad time?

Name: letmein
Comment: Um, yeah rough might make you a lil' sore. Just a thought. LOL!!!

Name: javone77
Comment: DJ: no you're perfect. we're just clearing the air :)

Name: Penelope
Comment: Ok, ok, ok. I can't leave. Um what's up with the 3rd degree. Is J77's position more sacred than any of our's. I understand what y'all are saying about kids being taught etc., but I'm thinking and hoping that we all got sense enough to know right from wrong and do our jobs in the process. Truth be told any of us who are punching someone else's clock may want to take a second look at how much time we spend here, if it comes down to ethics. I'm just saying that it seems odd to me that we have singled out a particular individual to criticize their time on the board, yet have not look at our on. But I didn't think that is why we were here on the board. I'm not interested in how much anyone posts in relationship to the job they hold. I'm hoping everyone uses common sense and good judgment while they are on this board. But if we are going to single a person out for the type, contents, subject, etc., of their posts, then we need to hold the mirror up to ourselves first. This just got unfun.

Name: javone77
Comment: NY: so let me ask you this. you're really an engineer right? how were YOU up on the board all day a few weeks back?

Name: Nuby
Comment: dang, can't people wonder? you answered the question earlier as to how you are able to chat all day...fine by me...i have to be able to see JB, Pene, NY74 or anyone else for that matter to see if they are working or not. I'm able to be here because basically im getting paid $12 an hour to keep someone else company and answer the phones when they ring..which is not often. so i entertain myself here so that i am not bored all day.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: PLEASE tell me we're not doing the litmus test question and answer segment! Cause Lord knows I ain't passed a litmus test in years! Might lose my clearance over it, too!

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Javone77, trust me...you are not the only one who has gotten drilled on the board. You just have to roll with it or roll without it. The choice is up to you but don't think you won't be asked questions out of the ordinary. We try not to get as deep as the other boards but we do have our days where we want to know. I remember getting my *ss chewed out when I first started reading the F4A and I made the mistake of saying that if I found a wallet with $400 in it, would I give it back. I said no and LORD and behold YLAWD was all over my black %*$! LOL....like I said, you can roll with us or roll without us but I know for a fact that the love here is better than all of the other boards combined.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Is the air clear? I smell farts. Anywho all this cyber fighting is making me whornee!!! Big wheel keep on turnin, Proud mary keep on rollin....

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: well then i'm sorry you take offense. AGAIN, IF and i do mean IF you are a teacher, then you should not be on here posting all day and night, and you were prior to last week when you were off and this week now. you're not so slow w/ the comments being made, but question why we feel that way? as a mother of 2 Black boys, i have a serious issue w/ any teacher who has online cyber-beefs via myspace at the age of 31, or is in any blog whining about the lack of good men, and why they seem to attract losers. i was nice last week w/ responding but i've lost my patience w/ the bullshyt. you get what you put out there. noone and i repeat NOONE wants to be with someone who whines and complains about every dam thing and then switches up. now if u get upset, 2 tears in a bucket and shorty says fukkit. u asked for advice, and you're going to get it. if you can't take it, too bad. just because u choose not to ask a question doesn't make anyone else wrong for asking it.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: I'm with Pen on that one...

Name: Nuby
Comment: Pene..the question was how is J77 able to post the way she does? honestly, i cant remember a teacher having time to do it while teachign a class but if J77 is setup to be able to give the class a lesson and let them work by themselves after instructions ae given, im all the happier for her. i think because a few of us co-signed NE77's question, it got a little heated..i hope we are all good though..didnt mean any harm...just stating my thoughts as anyone here can. im good...

Name: javone77
Comment: Nuby: I am ok with people wondering anything they wanna wonder...but when it turns into drama and cliques making comments that they think no one else can understand...there is a problem. I am nice and caring about everyone but when I feel like I am being talked asbout I get mad. I just request that you ask. If anyone had asked before all the comments had been made there would have been no need for me to get angry. I would have answered and that would have been it. Even yesterday when it became obvous what the deal was, I started no drama and was not going to start any today either but my hand was forced. Juice: you are so funny LOL

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Well, just dayum! NYE...How advanced are you?

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Crenee, is that you? Y'all are scaring me...where is all this coming fr9om? Did I miss something???? *scrolling up QUICKLY*

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Hey lets just move on and talk about something more interesting like spooge. Javonne, I think most of us have desk jobs and deceptively looking busy is easy for us because we just have to sit at a desk and not have much interaction with others. I personally dont care what you do, it has no effect on me but I guess people were just curious because teacher usually means standing in front of a class lecturing or working with kids in a hands on kindof way. Your situation is obviously different so dont take offense, just change the topic.

Name: Nuby
Comment: *moving on*...sooooo, what's for lunch everyone? its about that time according to my tummy...any of that corn and greens left?...

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Here is the tip of the day for Tuesday December 2, Stress Management: Year end can be a difficult time in the world and can cause a lot of stress. Here are four solutions when dealing with stress. Avoiding hassles - This can help you to eliminate some of the minor irritations that lead to chronic negative stress. Controlling lifestyle change - Don't change your entire lifestyle because one of the variables are different. Take a break - Sometimes you need a little distance from your problems to figure out how to deal with situations effectively. Finding help - This is the best known solution when you feel overwhelmed or unable to deal with stress on your own. You can start by approaching your supervisor/manager or CompuPay’s Human Resources department. Communicate your stresses and work together to find a solution

Name: Lovely
Comment: J77, I think it's the normal initiation process around here. Normally it's me that has to 'hear' it. Girl, do you. I'm sure you would have heard from parents, your boss and everyone else if they thought your teaching/attention weren't up to par.

Name: javone77
Comment: creneej: cut the bullshit. since we're gonna get it out there...let's get it out there. My business is my business. you can take exception to whatever you want to take exception to. However, what the hell happens in my life at 3:40 is my damn business and it does not concern you or anyone else. I asked for advice, got it, and moved on. you are the one still harping on the %*$! DAYS later. let that %*$! go just as I have! I have been praying to forgive and forget all of the things from my past...just as I told someone yesterday. However, some days are better than most and I have had some bad days. But praise God that I have been able to feel a manifestation that God is coming and helping me through it all. If you can't get with it, ignore my posts and keep it pushing.

Name: Nuby
Comment: ummmm i said WHAT'S FOR LUNCH????

Name: Lovely
Comment: OJ, I periodically overextend a muscle or limb and experience slight pain the next day but my body is so used to being contorted, it's not a real issue. About 2 weeks ago though I was in some serious post-spooge muscle pain!! Do you experience a lot of pain?

Name: sofjwoman
Comment: Nuby...I'm passing you the corn and greens now

Name: javone77
Comment: Lovely: thanks for your words! Juice: That is the problem right there. I tried to change the topic all day yesterday. but some won't let the %*$! rest.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Nuby, I had a bottle of water and my other pop tart for lunch. For dinner though, I'm having a salad with some george foreman chicken on top. Master chef!! Oh, and dessert is leftover pound cake!! YUMMAY!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Shortey71 ...Did you give that wallet back? I've changed my mind. Christmas shopping to be done. Wanna split it?

Name: Nuby
Comment: thanks SOFJ...ima need some meat too...but thanks for looking out. LOL.. *smh*

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Ah man...I have a feeling that this is going to get VERY messy...I think now's a good time to find some work to do. I'll check back in later when I think the dust is settled...

Name: NYengineer74
Comment: Pen, you're right. I'll stop and go back to work from my lunch hour. I was wrong I shouldn't have singled her out like that but.... J77: No comment about my employment but just know when you begin a new job you first are in training. I'm done, EUR; have a great rest of the week!

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Javone, my question is how were you able to type bulls...t and it wasn't censored. That is the real question.

Name: Nuby
Comment: Lovely..take it easy lady...you got a lot of spoogin to get done...pop tart for lunch? man i wish i would..i would so much hungrier..ima be eating my sunday dinner for a couple of nights..i cooked my thanksgiving sunday..YLY & Lovely..since a sista is on UE..do you think i get some of that too? we can split it three was...yes, i am BEGGIN!!..

Name: Lovely
Comment: OJ, I was wondering the same thing. let me try.... bullshit

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I know. Let's pick on Lovely.

Name: javone77
Comment: NY: I KNEW that. MY point was that I gave you the benfit of the doubt and did not feel like I needed to question you about your habits. I am just wondering why I was not offered the same consideration. that is all. It was not a slight against you...but you did bring it up.

Name: Penelope
Comment: DJ, I'm with you...tsk tsk

Name: Lovely
Comment: hahahahaha! It worked! I can cuss!! bullshit. damn. hell. %*$!. %*$!.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Juice...yeah, I caught that too! I was like, how she do that?!

Name: lilmocc
Comment: All are entitled to their opinion and J77> I think some are a little more "perturbed" than others about YOUR situation. I don't think there were ill intentions on anyones behalf. YOU know what YOU do for a living and fukk everyone else who has a problem with it. They don't do your work OR collect your paycheck. BHB> Good to hear from you. Was thinking of you over the holidays. Be blessed until we see you next time. DJ> Have you gone to lunch yet? If so, where did you go? *just trying to change the subject here*

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, bring it on, I can handle it ;-) I ain't scared of you muthaf*ckas!!

Name: Shortey71
Comment: YLawd, girl that was about 15 years ago. We spent the ish outta that money. We did mail the wallet back to the owner though....LOL.....

Name: Nuby
Comment: rofl @ Lovely cussing..Lovely..please can i get a cut?..your turn YLY

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Bullshit!

Name: javone77
Comment: Juice: I don't even know. LOL just continue to pray for me that my manifestation continues and I am able to leave my past where it is ok? :)

Name: lilmocc
Comment: JBox> You are HILARIOUS!! That soreness just means that ya'll did the dayum thang, vertically challenged or not...... LOL

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Damn....J77 knocked the censors out.

Name: Penelope
Comment: So, I picked up a back of Lays Flamin Hot chips. OMG...my mouf is on fyah and ma nodse is runnin.

Name: lilmocc
Comment: Pen> You are on point with your post.......

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Hey family. I come cruising in just after all kinda shiggidy breaks out and some folks leave.

Name: Nuby
Comment: be careful with those Pene...

Name: Lovely
Comment: Bullshit!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Nuby, I got 5 on it!

Name: letmein
Comment: I got in trouble because I got a fish tank off the curb from someone who was evicted and nowhere in sight and the crackheads were about to get it anyway.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Shortey you caused me to snicker when you said that you mailed the wallet back w/o the money. I hope you wiped the prints clean and had no return addy.

Name: javone77
Comment: Everyone: please don't think I was trying to be mean. I just don't like double standards or answering to people who aren't involved in the signing of my check. But I understand asking questions and being curious that is fine. here it is: I am a music teacher...plain and simple. I teach my kids the basics like the abc's and 123's. the older kids learn advanced things. MOST of the time, you WON'T see me but a few times a day. I am now at a point where I teach tchaikovsky and the nutcracker to my kids in honor of christmas. in January I will be back to lecture, play and playing the piano. if you see me on here for a log period of time, something special is happening, a field trip or a video or something. when you lecture kids for months they shut you out. a teacher must change u how she teaches in order to keep the kids interested. There it is. all in a nutshell. there is more to it but too much to tell. videos are my only downtime most of the time.

Name: Lovely
Comment: I get in trouble just for showing up some days... Any old reason to pick on Lovely and the board is all over it.

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: LetMeInHere MAIL! OK let me clear the air here. I KNOW that my silliness/sarcasm is simply that...sarcasm and sillines. I like to laugh and make others laugh. But to be honest, I don't care what you or anybody else is doing on YO' job. I'm thankful for what I have a career which I love and grateful all of you have jobs (except for those who are posting from prison *sideeye*) & we all can share resources. But what I can't appreciate is the constant belittling of my brothers b/c of 1 failed relationship or some other azz clown who doesn't know how to treat a woman. And if he doesn't know how to treat a woman, he's not taking care of himself. I love all of you that's real talk...but I'll be dammed if I let anybody come out of pocket. It's offensive. EFF THAT. Y'all know I don't mess too much cause i don't do petty. But I'll pull a razor and lemon out if I must. I'm done...Have a happy period...ALWAYS!!!

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Penne, you will need milk or ice cream to curb that burning sensation in your mouth.

Name: javone77
Comment: Creneej: to you. I am sorry you feel the way you do. however, my principal evaluated me 2 weeks ago and I received exceeds expectations in 3 of the 4 areas. trust that my job gets done. as far as men goes, I am praying every minute of the day to forget the suckas so that I can receive the great guy that I know is out there. just continue to pray for me as I will for all of you. :)

Name: Lovely
Comment: OJ, skeet could look like skim milk or melted ice cream, would that work to help the burning sensation?

Name: javone77
Comment: Ylawd: I have NO idea how I messed up the censors! LOL they must have been shocked because I NEVER go off on people. maybe only twice since I have been on the boards. I internalize a lot of stuff...something I am working on changing :) I got 31 yrs of stuff in me LOL

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Juice, if I'm not mistaken my son's father looked his number up in the phone book (his ID was in the wallet too), called him and told him that he found his wallet and he was going to mail it to him MINUS the money. I guess the yt was so happy to get his wallet back that he laughed and said ok.

Name: Penelope
Comment: My hubby just called and I told him my mouth was on fire, and he said he'll be right over to cool it down. Nasty bastard! And y'all done discovered you can cursse on the board and acting like you got Tourettes of the fingers. Thank J77 who TAUGHT us that. Reading is fundamental. Kumbayah

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Lovely, thanks. I will probably never have icecream or skim milk again.

Name: javone77
Comment: LOL @tourettes of the fingers

Name: Lovely
Comment: OJ, and I won't have a job if I don't stop laughing at the thought of Pen's husband shooting it into her mouth to cool her down. I can't stop giggling. I'm scared to turn around because I'm sure the boss is wondering what the hell is wrong with me. Oh, and bullshit! you will eat ice cream again.

Name: Penelope
Comment: A friend of mine was fussing at her baby daddy because he wasn't what he shou;d have been...anyway, one day, her mom got tired of hearing about it, so she said, When are you gonna stop being mad at HIM for your poor judgement! You can't account for the fact that he slept with you, but you for darn sure need to account for the fact the you slept with him...

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely>>>one time, it squirted and hit the back of my throat...

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I had to think about how to spell bullshit the right way. I've been censored so long, I find myself typing F4A version of words in other places.....

Name: beyourself
Comment: What's going on, Family.

Name: Nuby
Comment: PENE...they ALWAYS got that on their minds...you could have the flu and they'll be trying to get it from behind..hey BE!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Beyorself...Its all good...but did you know folks can curse on the board now?

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen, bullshit. (sorry, I just wanted to type that). How far away from you was he? That's pretty good aim!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: behind? please... I could be coughing up a lung and my man will be right in my face like nothings even wrong.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Penne, hold this plastic bag open while I barf in it.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Dang I come back from lunch and y'all went nuts. Now we can say bullshit? Wow! Well good to see everyone had a come to Jesus moment. Oh and Pene you nasty!!

Name: Nuby
Comment: exactly Lovely...when im %*$!ed @ hubby (and he knows it), why does the fool always still want to spooge? I DO NOT think so!!

Name: beyourself
Comment: Pen, no kidding, well um, i work with an %*$.*let me see if this post*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely...um, it was in my face...LOL. I kind of jerked back, because it was so unexpected.

Name: beyourself
Comment: um, it seems that you can use some words but not azz.LOL

Name: Penelope
Comment: Oh don't y'all act like its just me. Why did a friend of mine tell her daughter that she should have swallowed her when she had the chance too....

Name: Lovely
Comment: Yelley, you sure can say bullshit. Matter of fact, I think bullshit is the word of the day -- 12 can have the day off from posting her non-cussword word of the day. I think we all know the meaning of bullshit.

Name: beyourself
Comment: Hi JB, sorry for your loss.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: DJ, my bad... PEN, WOW. everyone else, sorry i lost my temper a bit. i'm good now or at least i was until Pen's throat caught on fire and needed man juice to cool it down.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen, it's all good. Skeet has the nutritional value of like 3 steaks, 2 dozen eggs and a handful of nuts. It's good for you. I'm sure most on the board have had their dose of protein --- you're not alone.

Name: javone77
Comment: Pene: that is crazy! LOL

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Can we say KissMyAss? or YO' Mama? Dumb%*$

Name: Nuby
Comment: wow Pene...wow is all i can say to THAT! *smh*...and Lovely, have never had my dose thank you very much! yuck and ewww

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Lovely, I dont ingest that type of protein. I cant imagine having something reminiscent of snot in my mouth. No judgements here, it is my hangup. I wonder if this is why Im not married yet.

Name: javone77
Comment: I took a walk to get myself back together :)

Name: Lovely
Comment: dick

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: bullshit. LOVELY, it has allathat in it....

Name: Lovely
Comment: omg, you can also say dick. hahaha!!

Name: javone77
Comment: Pene: when I took my walk. I found someone really special. LOL

Name: Nuby
Comment: JB..aint got nuffin to do with why you aren't married yet..i dont mind a little joystick myself but i dont have to swallow the "snot" ROFL...you okay now J77?...lovely, cut it out!

Name: Shortey71
Comment: LOL @ Pen, no she didn't say that to her child.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Protein is good for you!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Creenej, for real, I read it in cosmo one month. It's actually good for you.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Speak for yourself Lovely.

Name: Penelope
Comment: OK, I'm gonna be so nasty...J77...did you wash your hand?

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Jav- did he have that special look in his eyes or was it just dust on his glass eye.

Name: javone77
Comment: Nuby: I am better than Ok. I am fabulous! :) thanks for asking

Name: Nuby
Comment: sometimes they make you talk to them like they are adults SHORTEY...just last night, my daughter had my laptop in her room, went to go get it and the cord came out..why did she proceed to say to me, dag see what you did? i was like who the f*ck you talkin to like that? sometimes..i tell you..love her to death though :)

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Lovely it is good for you if the vessel is in good shape.

Name: Lovely
Comment: yelley, i didn't say I injest the snot-milk, i'm just saying that IF i did, it would be a health supplement.

Name: javone77
Comment: Pene: in a school?!?!?!? eeeeeeewwwwww LOL and don't say the doggone custodian LOL

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: she prolly met Jesus JB. yall are terrible, and dammit i need to get me some more

Name: javone77
Comment: Juice: NOt the glass eye again! LOL

Name: Nuby
Comment: cosigning that Yelleyw...aint nuffin happening at all, trust!..PENE...behave...rofl...goodness!.JB..im hoping he just had eyesight...period for J's sake.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: *innocent look* How was I supposed to know your didn't injest?

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: another DISCLAIMER i wasn't tryin to be a smart azz. that's who i just talked to to get myself right and apologize.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: I tell my dad periodically he should have left that part on the back seat in reference to my psychobitchfromhell 1/2 sister. Or he should have gone home that night. Or...I've got a bunch of them when she's most annoying.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: J77...found someone special? The crossing guard? ROFLMBAO I crack me up sometimes.

Name: Nuby
Comment: dont nobody want no broke down vessel, i know that's right @ JB.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Oh hol up! This first time I saw a girl giving head was when I was in school! That is a true story!

Name: Nuby
Comment: glad to hear Creenej..it will be okay after while..i hope sooner though :)

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Nuby, that's why I am so glad that I don't have any girls. I have two boys and they are so respectful. If I had a daughter I know she'd give me a run for my money. All I can do is sit here and think about all the hell I gave my mama and karma ain't no joke. Damn, yall got me ready to call mom's now.....

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Yly, what does dad say when you say that. I can barely say heyell in front of my dad. definitely no sessual references.

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: Ok Loveless...I could have SWORN you typed "I had IT in a a cosmo once." I thought "How do you set your mind to add skeet to a cosmopolitan?!?!? I got nervous. Then I re-read. I must rest now. I am weak. *You can type KissMyAss but not DumbAzz? There's something wrong with that logic.*

Name: javone77
Comment: Creneej: no I didn't meet Jesus...I've had him all along. He just got lost in there behind the hurt and anger that is coming out. The special person I met was me. LOL I don't expect anyone to understand but I have spent a large part of my life doing for others and neglecting who I was. I ws always afraid to stand up for myself and what was fair to me. I let people walk over me because I wanted to be understood guess. I bent over backwards for everone but it NEVER seemed to be enough. about 6 months ago I decided that it was time to change and let all of the bullshit from my past go...and it has taken me this long to finally see all the hurt and anger and fear leaving me. LOL I knew once I decided to change that I would be tested. some tests I have failed...but I passed this one. standing up for myself, saying what was on my mind even in the face of adversity. God is so awesome! so yeah...I'm FABULOUS! ;-)

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Nelly has a new SeanJohn ad. I don't know how much more I can take. *fanning self*

Name: Nuby
Comment: i hear that a lot @ Shortey but i got what i asked for..2 girls..i thought my youngest would turn out to be such a nice young lady..but her attitude...lawd..stanks so bad...well, there could be a reason but when one thing happens negatively to her, she just shuts down..we're about to have a meeting with her counselor to get her some help.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Nuby, how old is your daughter and where are you? I think you posted where you live already but I don't feel like searching the archives.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: JAV, i do understand a lot more than u think. my thing is this. you present yourself to be a nice person, w/ a lot of baggage who deals w/ a lot of unnecesary bullshyt, and asks for advice for the same situation repeatedly. it's not that i don't care for you. i just think that at this age and stage of your life you should want and should have better for yourself than a lot of the stuff you say. the whole myspace situation should never have happened b/c you need to understand that you have to look out for you. a grown man can take care of himself, and that's what really got me upset w/ you. not @ you per se, but the fact that you let it bother you that much. until you get it in your mind that you deserve more than this, you will continue to get the same shyt. i don't like to see people run around aimlessly. you have talent, there's no reason to waste one minute on your time on anyone (including family) that's not worth it, and that includes speaking on it b/c if you're speaking on it then it really is an issue. my temper gets me into trouble more often then not, but i wasn't saying what i said to be mean, i'm saying it b/c you have to take a hard look at the picture you present to others. if you don't like it then you have to change it. it's been an ongoing process for me, but again i don't like seeing people waste time b/c that is one thing you don't get back.

Name: amethyst
Comment: Dang, 400+ comments? What is y'all talking about? I probably won't be able to finish reading, but let me get started.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: now back to the good stuff LOVELY, and PEN, what does it taste like? a girl in my high school said it tastes like bitter lemonade. and is catching but spitting out any different

Name: Lovely
Comment: My crippled man just called and asked could I give him a bath when I get home. I told him GLADLY!!! hahaha!

Name: Nuby
Comment: hey shortey..she is 15..and we are in the philly metro area. her school has a program for this sort of thing. my husband and i will sit down with the counselor and discuss a few options. she can do either a day program or i think overnight...but i think they are both for 6 weeks. i dont like seeing my baby like this.

Name: Nuby
Comment: lawd @ Lovely...girl, do you..i aint mad at you at all. CREENEJ..if you dont swallow i dont think its the same thing but why would you want to get in your mouth if you aren't going to swallow? i mean, im just asking..personally, if you are almost to that point of ejaculation, dude needs to say something or move away or something..that would not be cool..

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Cre>>Great post. I admit I know the taste cause unless you dont give any you get a lil something in your mouth. Can't really describe it cause it has a weird taste but is kinda sweet.

Name: javone77
Comment: Creneej: I understood. that desire for change had already come. Don't take it the wrong way but today was my test. God was testing me to see if I was REALLY ready to let go. and I passed. I thank you and everybody else for that because it was NOT an easy test. Sure I could have cursed everybody the hell out and told you all to kiss my %*$ but that was me in high school. LOL I let that person go years ago. However, I lost a lot of me when I got sick and that was when all of this drama started. I NEVER had this much drama. I realize now it was just God bringing me closer to him and showing me just how I looked to others. that's why I decided to change. after quite a few months of tears. the drama jus kept coming and coming until I saw no way to get out at all. but I got stable in my disorder and okay with not being able to have children. and I dust myself off and kept moving...but in the wrong way. I went into raising my son....I went back to school to get my masters...all to cover up the real issue...I was hurt and have wayyyyyyyyy too much pride to tell anyone or even let it go myself. it's been hard but I see the finish line :)

Name: Nuby
Comment: @ Yelleyw..would that be the "precum" you are talking about?

Name: YLawdY
Comment: letmein...he says what all my family seems to say "There goes ylawdy being ylawdyish" They say that a lot. Like it's a condition. I've got to think about that.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: JUICE>i'm on lurk today and you got me cracking up with laughter! lol!!

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: NUBY, does precum have a taste? i have to be in the right mood to even do a professional a la Wendy Williams... but when i am, boy watch out..

Name: Nuby
Comment: to be honest CREENEJ..i think it tasted a little bitter the little bit that did get in my mouth..and i was not happy. So, to answer your question, not really sure what the taste is and i hear you on the ala WW...aint nuffin get in the mouth though..that i dont want there that is *winking*

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Nubs>>Aint it all the same in the end? I'll tell you I just aint chuggin it down like some people do. Jav>> Glad you are learning to let all that go. That must have been hard getting that news about your disorder.

Name: HersheysKiss
Comment: LETMEIN...MAIL

Name: Nuby
Comment: why tryna make me say that i swallowed that mess? LOL..justkidding...it all depends on the diet of the person..remember on SexintheCity how Samantha said there is nasty "stuff" forget the word she used and then there's "stuff" that tastes good and i think she had someone drinking pineapple juice to make sure it was "swallowable."...and i aint doing that either Yel...

Name: javone77
Comment: yelly: It was horrible. 2 figure out that stress would have me laid up in a bed...eating the wrong thing would lay me up. stress is all I really know so it has been a real challenge to just eat. people make fun of me and all kinds of stuff. smh

Name: beyourself
Comment: wow, what in the world have I walked in on?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Tell ya man to eat some sweets or fruit. Pineapple does wonders I mean from what I've read. LOL!!

Name: Nuby
Comment: uh huh @ yel...smh *thinking* i knew she knew..trying to act like she didnt CTFU!

Name: Nuby
Comment: be back in a little while.

Name: javone77
Comment: chassie! mi amiga! :) como estas?

Name: Lovely
Comment: Nuby, it was "funky spunk"

Name: yelleyw
Comment: I said I didn't swallow not that I don't know how to slob the knob.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Ok, I got called away, but am back...um, what does IT taste like? It depends? Certain foods alter the taste, especially fruit. Strawberries are great. But, if swallowing is truly not your thing, then you can fake it...when it happens, let it run back out while you continue to swab. WAS THAT TOO GRAPHIC? Use your hand to work it in like lube. Trust and believe he'll just appreciate your action that he won't be too concerned about where it went.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: yelleyw, we are ><. I know how to swallow I just don't. I can slob the hell out of a knob though. I will politely get up and spit while he's still in a daze wondering what the fvck just happened.

Name: javone77
Comment: pene: I am too though LOL

Name: Penelope
Comment: Can I add something about life and change? Here's my thinking: You can't be strong practicing weakness. Everybody talks about change, reads about change, prays about change, but fails to follow through on change. But, to be better, or to be the person you want to be, starts with change. One day I just said I'm not doing this anymore. And i didn't. Best thing I could have done. If you want to be something than what you are, you stop doing what you're doing. Its a commitment, and it don't come easy, but it won't come at all if you don't make effort. A friend told me a long time ago: Penny, you run with too many people who want to keep you where they are. Cut them lose, b/c they are tying you down. I did. I was without friends for a minute, but I started making progess towards goals I had set for myself. You eat an elephant one bite at a time.

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: u guys, please keep my neighbor in your prayers. i told u guys i was at the hospital w/ her last night/this morning, and she's been in labor all this time, but her baby won't drop, so now they have to do a c-section, and she's devastated.

Name: amethyst
Comment: I voted for Jim Martin today in ATL. /crenee - That was very brave and generous of you to accompany your neighbor to the hospital. Here's a cyber-hug. /As bad as we need a vacation, and as hard as we're working on the swexy, them pirates don't want none of this when we go on the cruise! And we still have some rooms on the boat if you haven't registered yet. /One of our summer activities was swimming, so I didn't know that so many people don't know how to swim. We would go to the public pool when it opened and stay all day until it closed.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Nuby, I know you don't like seeing your daughter in this situation. I applaud you for taking the neccessary actions on behalf of your daughter. Lord knows I have family members who would use any and every excuse known to man kind to try and collect SSI for something like this. Damn shame but it's true.

Name: asize12
Comment: *kicks down the door w/ swollen graham cracker/snausage feet* WTH is goings on up in hurr, up in hurr??? *doing rolling motion w/ jb* Left a good job in the city...workin' for da mane every night and day...Hey, y'all 'member how Martin's legs looked on Big Momma's House? Dat's how mine look, tee hee...*doing rollin' on the river dance to work off puffiness*

Name: Penelope
Comment: Awe Creneej...I had that happen to me. I just said a prayer for her. I was told I needed as c-sec at 3:05, taken to surgery at 3:15, gave birth via c-sec at 3:32. Baby will be here before she knows it.

Name: asize12
Comment: >jb, girl you'd betta work it out then w/ yo squattin' self! Getcho freak on...cuz I ain't no huge fan of sex right now...BULLSHIT! LOL *hurrying back to see if it posted unfiltered*

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: AME, i had to, and believe me it was hard, but i prayed on it before i went and GOD gave me the strength to not break under that. plus her mother took my mom to the hospital back in August and stayed there and visited her 2x a day for the whole week she was there. how could i not go in her place? i'm just praying everything goes well, and soon little Nevaeh Miracle (don't ask) will be hear.

Name: asize12
Comment: Yeah, it did it! LOL

Name: Penelope
Comment: Whats the weather like in Atlanta today?

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Ame>> Imma email you tonight about the cruise. I think I may be able to go now. Cre>> Sending up prayers for your neighbor.

Name: letmein
Comment: the thought of swallowing makes me gag! HK...MAIL!

Name: Lovely
Comment: Bullshit

Name: CRENEEJ
Comment: thanx PEN. i said when/if i do have another baby, if they say they're going to induce, i'm getting a c-section cause that shyt hurt...

Name: amethyst
Comment: Pulling out poms-poms, doing 22 cheers, 40 cartwheels, and landing in a split: HEY ASIZE12!!! You have been missed.

Name: YLawdY
Comment: PSF has a friend who's baby's name is Nevaeh. She had to point out to me that it was heaven spelled backwards.

Name: Lovely
Comment: I saw a picture of a woman after she had a baby and years later, her stomach STILL looked like a dead, deflated ugly balloon. Is that true of having kids? Does it leave you looking like an old, deflated balloon?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Lovely...I think it has to do with a person's skin type, how they take care of themselves, etc. With my two c-sec, I have a bikini cut that has a little crease. It goes from hip bone to hip bone...but has shrank (or hips got bigger) over the years (my baby is 20). Now a friend of mine had a c-sec, and her stomach looked terrible. She had a wrinkled tummy with saggy skin. When I was pregnant, my mom made me slather my belly with vaseline...and I work control top pantyhose. Now times are a little different, but I say moisturize, moisturize, moisturize...I have 7 sisters, and all of us who gave birth have smooth bellies...

Name: amethyst
Comment: The McNuggets commercials are dumb. So is the one with Beyonce rolling on the floor advertising satellite or cable. And the Verizon ad with the girl shooting a dart at the other girl is violent and stupid. I miss the really crunk Target commercials. The ones now aren't as upbeat.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Lovely>> If you let yourself get big as a house and do no exercise before or after I'm sure it will look a hot saggy mess. I know a girl who looks like shes 4 months preggers at all time. Then there are 2 girls who work here and each of them have a baby under 1 and they could be in a Fit body magazine esp the one and she has 2 kids under 3. Maybe its genetics or maybe its how hard you work afterwards.

Name: asize12
Comment: >lovely, to answer your qwerschen...YES! Or is it just me??? *looking around* <<<tight cyberhug>>> Hey lady Ame:-) You are the sweetest of the sweet:-) Thank you for keeping the fam in the loop for me sweetie, you're the BESTEST!!!!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Are y'all on the new boards?

Name: Lovely
Comment: Pen, I was wondering... My grandma doesn't have a deflated balloon belly and neither does my mom so I didn't know if something was wrong with that woman or not. My godmother's daughter has a loose pouch of skin and I think it's the most disgusting thing in the world. It looks like a dead kangaroo pouch with dark stretch marks.

Name: asize12
Comment: LMAO @ that Mickey D's commercial! I LOVE that commercial cuz when I first saw it I thought it was a video and when I finally figured it out, I was HOLLIN'! *girl ya gotta 10 pc. don't be so stin-jay* LOL! *sticking tongue out at pen* So! *counting stretchmarks on belly*

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12, my bad. Disgusting was a bad word choice. Your little pouch is fly! Don't pay any attention to me.

Name: asize12
Comment: ...Okay lovely, DAYUM! Now you hittin' below the belt! Err'body can't have a Jet Beauty of the week belly! *slaps lovely upside the head for old times sake*

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Name: Penelope Comment: Ok, I got called away, but am back...um, what does IT taste like? It depends? Certain foods alter the taste, especially fruit. Strawberries are great. But, if swallowing is truly not your thing, then you can fake it...when it happens, let it run back out while you continue to swab. WAS THAT TOO GRAPHIC? Use your hand to work it in like lube. Trust and believe he'll just appreciate your action that he won't be too concerned about where it went..........I lost my lunch, breakfast, dinner from last night and Thanksgiving dinner as well. I think I may have dropped two pounds.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Aw 12, don't be that way! You still a 12 girl! I think it has something to do with skin type though. But, I am the queen of moisturizing, and when I was preggers, my belly itched so bad that I was prolly using a jar of vaeline a week. I think some folks I knew used Mother's Friend (I think that's what it was called) but all my sisters (I'm the baby) swore by plain ole petroleum jelly. My mother was always telling me to rub it all over. The backs of my arms even. I don't know if it work any better or worse, but as I said, i have 7 sisters, and we all have really smooth skin. Even our feet are smooth. I didnt think much of it, then a couple of people told me tht my skin is really soft. So, maybe moms was on to something.

Name: Lovely
Comment: 12, you just got out of the hospital and I missed you so I'm not going to pull my gat on you. I said sorry... dang!

Name: asize12
Comment: >lovely, I really ain't neva tripped off of it. I figure I'on go around wearing mid-driff shirts so who the hell will know besides me & hubby? And my ob? And those thousands of drs. that were muggin' me as I lay on the ER table, and...

Name: javone77
Comment: I just wasted my lunch on my shirt...dangit!

Name: asize12
Comment: ...Girl you got a 10 pc. don't be so stingy! LOL That kills me!

Name: Penelope
Comment: You know what 12? I'm glad you're ok b/c I was just looking at a news report about the disparate medical treament black women receive. We go in for one thing, and doctors take so little time to figure out what is really going on. I'm glad it went ok. Sniff Sniff. You can be staypuff as long as you like...

Name: Nuby
Comment: im back. thanks Shortey..i know she will be okay. just have to figure out what's wrong with my baby. that's it..funky spunk...@ Lovely...Creenej..hoping your neighbor's daughter gets here safely and that both mom and baby will be well..ive heard nevaeh before...okay?

Name: Penelope
Comment: But don't you lose all sense of pride in an emergency room. Or child birth for the matter. But, when I fell this past summer, y'all should have seen me tryna roll over to get a shot. They could have torn my pants off if they wanted to. I was in pain, and just wanted relief.

Name: Nuby
Comment: question...does anyone love McD's Oatmeal Raisin cookies as much as i do? OMG!!!! deliciousness for sure!!!

Name: asize12
Comment: >pen, thank you dah-ling:-) I'm in great spirits. 'Specially since my scripts didn't cost me an arm & 2 legs! God is my ROCK! *girl ya got a 10 pc. don't be so stingy!* Okay, so now I can't get that mess outta my HEAD!!! >shorty-doo-wop, PD's 1st game of her sr. year is going DOWN 2-NITE! She was like "Ma, you comin'?" I said, "I'll be there with bells on on the 1st bench!" That's my girl:-) I'm so proud of her...Yesterday my baby managed to mail off 5 college apps w/ the money orders, w/ the transcripts, letters of recommendations and resumes and she did it all by herself:-) *proud momma sigh*

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: so..I can hold on to my zanax then?

Name: asize12
Comment: >nuby, I'm a weird eater...I like oatmeal raisin cookies, but I spit the raisins out...stupid, huh?

Name: Nuby
Comment: hey 12, isnt it lovely when the kids take the initiative and do things for themselves? its a wonderful feeling i tell you..where is she applying? *hoping she gets in where she wants to be and maybe help momma out with tuition by getting a scholarship..or partial one at least*

Name: Nuby
Comment: Hey Rahway...glad to see amongst the posters :) i can relate 12..i dont like when raisins touch my tongue..i skeeve that..and nuts in my food..

Name: letmein
Comment: BULLSHIT!!! DAMMIT, WHORE,

Name: lilmocc
Comment: asize> LOL, that line trips me out too!

Name: lilmocc
Comment: Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! LOL, just seeing if it would still work.....

Name: letmein
Comment: Um, so would that mean you like oatmeal cookies?

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Hey family...I is back..had to go deal with some madness. Y'all killing me testing the censors! 12> Am loving your praise reports on your health and your daughter's initiative with the applications! Told ya!

Name: amethyst
Comment: Y'all bringing back good memories at the skating rink! That's why I liked ATL, too. LOL @ LawdHvMrcy talking about the "dry hump grind". The rink was also a date place. Shoot, my cousin still can't skate to this day, her wheels were clean all through high school. She went every Sat. like everybody else and was getting her mack on while sitting on the sidelines.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Birthday's was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we thirstay. Damn right I like the life I live cuz I went from negative to positve and it's all good! Man I miss Biggie...

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Ame, it was all about the skating rink. On Thursday evening, I'd be cleaning my skates with some Comet cleanser to make sure they were on point. Just thinking about some of them skate songs. You had to know how to go backwards, how to roll - bounce and get your groove on...

Name: Nuby
Comment: *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* dont forget Donny Hathaway comes on UNSUNG tonight on TVONE @ 10:00 p.m...WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Nubs>> Well we all know you don't like nuts in your mouth! LOL!!

Name: asize12
Comment: >nuby, she applied at Mizzou, TSU, Chicago State, Alabama A&M, and Clark Atlanta. Me & hubby are keeping fingers crossed for Mizzou...>letmein, I guess it's safe to say that me no likey oatmeal raisin cookies that much...I LOVE oatmeal choc chip tho...w/pecans. >misscharli, hey girl! Yes, girl my daughter has really been making momma proud lately. She's a sweetheart. It's so funny cuz 'member all that talk about how she wanted a car??? Well she handed me over the keys this morning and said "Momma, I'm so tired of driving, I'on even want a car no more! I have a new found respect for all that you do and have done!!!" PRICELESS!!!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: WONDER IF THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TRADE UP? MIAMI — Max Rameau delivers his sales pitch like a pro. "All tile floor!" he says during a recent showing. "And the living room, wow! It has great blinds." But in nearly every other respect, he is unlike any real estate agent you've ever met. He is unshaven, drives a beat-up car and wears grungy cut-off sweat pants. He also breaks into the homes he shows. And his clients don't have a dime for a down payment. Rameau is an activist who has been executing a bailout plan of his own around Miami's empty streets: He is helping homeless people illegally move into foreclosed homes. "We're matching homeless people with people-less homes," he said with a grin. Rameau and a group of like-minded advocates formed Take Back the Land, which also helps the new "tenants" with secondhand furniture, cleaning supplies and yard upkeep. So far, he has moved six families into foreclosed homes and has nine on a waiting list.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Aight, I'm back for a hot second...are we playing nice?

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Uh-oh. Bama of the week week week Plaxico Burress is up a creek without a paddle. Mayor Bloomberg is out for blood. Per CNN (they're doing a story as I write this), Mayor Bloomberg of NYC is investigating not only Plaxico (what kind of name is Plaxico?) but also the other two players that were with him, as well as the hospital. Something about someone not wanting treatment (Plaxico?), a coverup, and the fact that in NY, an unlicensed gun requires an automatic 3 1/2 years in jail.

Name: Lovely
Comment: YLY, i would be HEATED if I got kick out of my house and some other folks who can't make the payment got to move in!!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: SUP MC!!! Please don't go there with the roller jammy jams! I gotta leave work early today and if I go there with you I know I'll be late! But anyway, I went through this on the other board in regards to Plaxico...and yes, Plaxico is a conversation starter-type of name. I heard of Pimlico as in county but...Plaxico?

Name: Lovely
Comment: DJ - I've been good all day! You know how I do!! Matter of fact, I've been good all December!

Name: Penelope
Comment: And Plaxico was named after his uncle Plaxico...so that makes two of em

Name: amethyst
Comment: Speaking of being thankful and grateful. I went to the doctor today for my annual checkup. Since I'm self-employed I don't have health insurance because I can't afford it. I've had some issues in the past year, and praise God my fibroids still aren't growing. And my doctor gave me some information to call about getting a mammogram from one of the community mobile units sponsored by a hospital. If I went to the hospital the mammogram would be hundreds of dollars. So, I thank God for a good check-up and for not having any health problems that need to be addressed.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: DJ!!!! <<<<big hug>>>>> "Plaxico" sounds like knockoff ED medication you'd buy at one of those huts in Mexico - the kind they have when you get off of the cruise ship and want to get your cheap prescription medication. Don't knock it - I get a sack full of muscle relaxants EVERY time I take a cruise, and I've done that thing six times, thankyaverymuch. What I don't get is this. The idiot has a $35 million dollar contract. $35 million dollars. I could live like a queen on his loose change. WHAT IN THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Lovely, all December? That's what, maybe 24 hours? To borrow some lyrics from the group Snap! with their one hit "I Got The Power" earlier on the board I was like, "It's gettin', it's gettin', it's gettin' kinda hectic..."

Name: Nuby
Comment: Holla yelleyw..you got THAT right LOL...welcome back DJ...my husband told me once when he went to a Steelers game (his team by the way), Plaxico's mom was in the stands and he said she was soo rude..acting up..i wont talk bad the deceased (cuz his mom is) but hubby couldnt believe the way she was acting...I cant believe he shot himself in the leg though..really?

Name: Nuby
Comment: @ lovely..that's cuz you havent had time to show you azz yet!! *smooches*

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: knockoff ED medication???? Charli...you...are...so...COLD!!! THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!! ICECOOOOLLLLDDD!!!

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: sup Nuby. 12, hang in there. Juice don't know what happened but I join the fam in prayer. Ame, you crack me up. Mcnuggets are nasty and Be looks crazy. Hey fam. Let me just state right here that I am thoroughly enjoying the subjects du jour.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Pen> Shaddup. Uncle Plaxico? So, technically, he's Plaxico The Second? Bama! Nuby> Why am I not surprised that Bama's mama is a rude azz? It's apparent that he's not prepared for the money, fame and responsibility that comes with it. Get a bodyguard if you're so concerned about your safety! In fact, don't go to places that require you to have your "bizness" with you! There are entirely too many nondescript membership only places in NYC that he could have gone to with his fellow players and entourage that would have catered to his every need and then some. Idiota! Basta! Bama!

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Did someone mention Xaanax?

Name: Lovely
Comment: Nuby, there's still 3 days left in my work week, I'm trying to pace myself. RAH, which topic are you enjoying the most? Do you prefer a swallower or a spitter?

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: I'm done commenting about Plaxico's situation. I said what I had to say and right now I guess I'll wait to see what unfolds from his situation. I hate to see that this has happened to him especially being a local product of the 757 (VA) but I'm a HUGE advocate for personal responsibility and whether it's Mike Vick, Allen Iverson or even my own brother when you're wrong, your wrong. Apologize, ask for forgiveness then stand up like a man and take that punishment. I'm old school when it comes to manning up.

Name: Lovely
Comment: MC - I can't thank you enough for putting me on this Bare Minerals! I don't normally do eyeshadow unless I'm going OUT out but this stuff is so sheer, it's perfect. It blends well too. I've gotten a ton of compliments!

Name: asize12
Comment: >lovely, the month is young...it's only the 2nd;-) >ame, I'm glad that you checked out okay sis:-) >nuby, thanks for reminding me about Unsung on TVOne. I missed the story about DeBarge...did anyone else get to see it? The name 'Plaxico' makes my rash itch, that is all...

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: SCREEEEECHHH! Hold up! Lovely, what the hell did you just say? About swallowing?

Name: Misscharli
Comment: DJ, tell me I'm wrong! Can't you just hear the commercial with some 25/20 fellow talking real fast. "Plaxico! For all your ED needs! Take two with a full glass of water 30 minutes before any sexual activity. Call 911 if your erection lasts more than four hours. Call on Jesus if it lasts more than six hours - the doctors won't be able to help you." Oh and yes, another technical for "I Got The Power." I am frantically searching for it as we speak.

Name: Lovely
Comment: DJ!! You leave my Allen Iverson out of this! The coach shouldn't have had practice on Thanksgiving morning! AI was at home in bed with me and he couldn't make it to practice!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: Nuby>> He showed his royal azz while he played for the Steelers. Lookin like one of those weird lil monkeys with the huge eyes. I remember when his place got robbed and his own people had a hand in it INCLUDING his girl!

Name: Lovely
Comment: DJ, my bad... earlier after the bullshit hit the fan, we got on the topic of swallowing vs spitting... thought you knew that. Woops. So DJ, which do you prefer (since we're back to that again)

Name: YLawdY
Comment: Goodnight, family.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Lovely, I told ya! Girl, you're hooked, huh! The nice thing is that it's good for your skin. Glad that you like it!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Yelley, I keep saying that Plaxico is a bama. But you're killing me - his girlfriend had a part in the inside robbery? Dayum! What did they get? Anything good? And you better say more than a Play Station and a plasma TV!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Lovely, you fornicator! Charli, what? I just got back in the game and I got a Tech ALREADY???? Daaaagggg! But I'm CTFU at visualizing that commercial! And don't forget the side effects! They kill me with that. The side effects make you suffer and wish you were dead! But for real, Plaxico sounds like a product. Like a type of super strong line of tupperware...

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Lovely! You just cussed on the board! how'd you do that? Bullshit!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Oh %*$! I just did it! I just said BULLSHIT and got away with it, too!

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: And the knucklehead (Plaxico) gave a fake name in the hospital. One of the sports guys said he should have used Ron Plaxico. I thought that was kinda funny, sounds like a porn star.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: DJ, I will take back your technical and give it to Plaxico just on the merits of his Tupperware/knockoff ED name. Maybe it sounds like futuristic cookware. Nonstick, cleans itself, doesn't overheat. And I Got The Power was my jam! I used to sweat rocking out to that! Those were the days when I would wear a wife beater, skinny jeans and stiletto heels. Hell, I've brought that style back now...

Name: asize12
Comment: ...'Member how Anthony Anderson's foot looked on Barber Shop when he dropped that ATM on it??? Yep, that's why mine look like...Carry on.

Name: Lovely
Comment: MC - yeah, I'm hooked. My fav shade is this plum... I had it on Saturday night when I went out with my girls and they really liked it. My man hates a bunch of makeup on me but he says this is "nice".

Name: amethyst
Comment: When I was living in Cali years ago folks out there told me some stories about Rev. James Cleveland and "milk and coookies". /Lovely - I can't stand to walk into a bathroom and smell a strong urine odor after someone has just used it. That person needs to drink a lot more water. Dark urine stanks really bad. I drink a lot of water and try to keep my urine clear.

Name: Nuby
Comment: *checking to see Rah's answer*..hmmmm.. uh huh @ lovely re: 3days left...patiently waiting on the "slip up" ROFL...Lovely..remember AI in Philly when he got in trouble cuz he didnt go to practice? "Practice, we talking about practice" ROFL...@ yelleyw..didnt hear anythign about his place getting robbed..he has definitely showed his behind since leaving Steelers, i will say that....

Name: yelleyw
Comment: MC>> Yup she sho did. I know they got cash and goodies. It was years ago but I remember that well. I wanna know how do you shoot yourself in the leg?

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Charli, what? Stillettos? Oh no she didn't! What about jellies? And no neon green leg warmers? *waving hand* Girl, you ain't old school! Get outta here!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Rah > LOVE it! Gotta add that to the list! Ron or Don or something Plaxico. Ame > There are PLENTY stories about the good Rev James Cleveland and milk and cookies, and I dare say that they're probably true. Lovely > See if there are any Bare Escentuals stores near you. You'll be in heaven with all of the color choices.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Lovely, to answer your question...either/or as long as she knows what she's doing with the mic.

Name: Nuby
Comment: allimasay is y'all like a bunch of first graders saying cuss words for the first time..all excited and shiggidy...%*$!, damn, hell, bullshit!!

Name: Penelope
Comment: Bye y'all...

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: 12, your foot swole like dat? Daaaaammmnnn! That must hurt. And what's all this talk about milk and cookies? What does that mean?

Name: Nuby
Comment: g'night Pene...%*$!!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: DJ, I wore the jellies TO and FROM the club because you see, the stilettos were CHEAP AS HELL and they were from a store called Wild Pair and they cost like $15.99 and hurt the bullshit out of my feet. And if the jellies broke, you got a match, heated up the broken ends and stuck them bad boys together. BAM! Sealed up and fixed! The leg warmers warmed my legs in the same manner - to and from the club because I drove an old Chevy Chevette that the heat was spotty on.

Name: HHCassius
Comment: All I have to say is that CREENEJ and javone77 are REAL TALK. Lurkers see things over time and develop opinions. But when you can get strong language like that going between these two ladies, and have a RESOLUTION?!!!! THAT'S REAL TALK, SON!!!! I celebrate all my black queen's in CREENEJ's and javone77's name!!!!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Yelley, Ima answer your question on Bama Plaxico on how you shoots yoself in the leg. Sorry to everyone, but Ima hafta yell this one, becuz it requires that I yells it, becuz it be what it be. BECUZ YOU STOOOOPID!!!!!! I am a dam good shot, have owned several guns, regular and semi automatic and know the basic rule....PUT THE DAMN SAFETY ON! And then, DON'T PUT THE DAMN GUN IN YO FRONT POCKET! I mean, bullshit!!!!!!!

Name: Lovely
Comment: MC, we have one, I'mma check it out. DJ - when I rock upon the mic, I rock the mic right!!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: *still in lurk mode* okay..i finished reading your posts. TO CREENJ AND PENELOPE>i agree with your posts. and to add to that the experiences we go through is all a part of growing. no matter how old we get in this life we continue to grow in ourselves and as we grow we experience all kinds of things in our lives. the main thing is that we LEARN from those experiences and never try to repeat the mistakes we made. sometimes we do repeat them and we tend to make mistakes again, but we must learn and regognize to know we must not do it again. no one is perfect on this earth. we all have shortcommings and downfalls, we do and say silly stupid things without thinking. but untill we think before we speak and act then we have made a change not to repeat. so i say ditto on your posts. it was on point. JAVONE>you are young still and you are still learning about you. the journey can be bumpy at times but just as long as you love yourself and never let insecurity and low self esteem engulf you, you will be the best that you can be. life is a joyus and crazy experience with a lot of ups and downs. the main thing is do we have the strength to handle it. and with the grace of God, we can. cause when all is said and done, when it gets too dayum hard you go to him and have a good talk out. beleive me, i had many convos with him. so it's all good. NOW ABOUT THAT BIG RED SOFA!! YALL PUT A FORCE FIELD ON IT? CRACKINDEHELLUP!!! LOL!

Name: asize12
Comment: LOL! Dj, naw, I'm j/k. But they're both swollen up to the point where I can only fit slippers/house shoes. Milk & Cooookies is a phrase taken from the late, great Bernie Mac from Kings of Comedy when used to describe a gay dude...

Name: bigchassie
Comment: *lurking out*

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: So Crenee and Javone are cool? For a minute I was about to don my Kevlar helmet and flak jacket...>Charli, oh. Okay. I was just making sure. And CTFU at your MacGyver technnique to keep them jellies "together". Lord knows how many jellies I saw back in the day with toes just spilling all out the side of the shoe...not a good look. But stilletos for $16? Hmmmm...

Name: Lovely
Comment: Nuby, he was right though. It was just practice, it's not like he missed a game. it was just practice ;-)

Name: Misscharli
Comment: 12> they are not "house shoes." Talking all proper and shiggidy. They are "how shoes." Say it right! Sheesh! DJ> Remember, that was back in the day. It's not today where folks pay more than a car note or dayum near a mortgage for a pair to cover their clodhoppers.

Name: beyourself
Comment: hey errbody, Isa free out of that long, coffee breath,crotch watching, moth ball smelling, onions and garlic breath meeting with my boss.*jump straight in the air,click my hills* what's the steelo.*scrolling up*

Name: Nuby
Comment: lol...aiight family, ima see y'all tomorrow...love ya...easy

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Love, as to your question, it don't make a damn bit a difference. just don't hold it in your mouth and get a napkin.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Lovely, well alrighty, then! Rock that mic! >12, gay? Oh. Ok. I'm connecting the dots now. I wasn't aware that Rev. Cleveland was like that.

Name: Nuby
Comment: okay, now i can leave...*making mental note*...smooches ROFL

Name: beyourself
Comment: Hey 12 *waving hard* I am glad that you are okay, what a scare. Creen, that is good news about your son. Last month the teachers told hubbie and I the same thing, and sure enough, the hard books start coming in like water, but the 11 year old is hanging in there.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Sup Rah! Charli, clodhoppers? Boy, I'm learning all kinda lingo in the F4A...>Be, clicking your hills? And your boss watches your crotch? Maybe I need a nap!

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Later Nubs...

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Rah, is that napkin used as lining in the mouth. I can see no other way.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Here in VA these bamas be wearing how shoes in Wal-Mart...that's country.

Name: asize12
Comment: >miss, girl you KNOW that's how we say say it! But I just sometimes like to clarify for those of us that use different lingo...For instance, we call 'jumpers' or 'sneakers' "Tennis Shoes" in the Lou, rather they're running, basketball, walking or whatever.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Chassie I was watching TCM sunday night and they showed a silent movie 1925 version of The Wizard of Oz.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: DJ, I can't stand that. They do the same thing at the Oakland Wal Mart. And they're not even relatively new how shoes. We're talking the kind that should only be seen by your driveway when you're rolling the trash can to the curb, then by your porch door when you leave them there - never by the inside of your house. SMDH.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: 12, we call so called sneakers tenny shoes.

Name: asize12
Comment: >dj, then I'm that bama chick cuz right now all my dogs can fit are some how shoes! LOL

Name: Lovely
Comment: I call em Nike's or New Balance (those are the only 2 kinds I wear)

Name: Misscharli
Comment: 12, at least you got some how shoes to fit. Look at it that way. And, considering that things are truly on sale right now, go git you a variety of how shoes. Different colors.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Black Testicles A male patient was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appeared to give him a partial sponge bath. 'Nurse,' he mumbled from behind the mask, 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replied, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggled to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcame her embarrassment and sheepishly pulled back the covers. She raised his gown, held his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she took a close look and said, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!' The man pulled off his oxygen mask, smiled at her and said very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?'

Name: beyourself
Comment: LOL DJ, my boss does not watch my crotch, I watch his. "I Kid, I Kid". What I meant to say is that I was not the only one in the meeting, there were others in there, and those guys are some serious perv's.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Shortey, Ima slap you next time I see you. LOL

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Juicy, you would think right? Lol. or a tissue. Very UNfreaky. L O V E T H E K N O B S L O B B E D.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Be, are there any worthy pervs in the house, or are they all scrubs? If there are worthy pervs, you could always go get a fresh wax job - say in the shape of an arrow pointing downward - and then pull a Sharon Stone move from "Fatal Attraction." Never pull that move on a scrub, though. That can only be pulled on one who is worthy. Just a thought.

Name: Juicebox
Comment: Rah sweety baby I dont mind doing that I usually do that with cough drops, however I am not interested in the creamy filing.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: JUICE>what? you know, you are right! there is a silent version of the Wizard of Oz. i remember they were talking about it when they were doing a documentary on the movie. did you know Buddy Ebsen was supposed to play the tin man? when they spraypainted the silver body paint on him he almost died from suffocation. the paint clogged up his pores.

Name: Lovely
Comment: These %*$!(es in this office won't stop talking... it's so noisy and all I hear are 5 Becky's gossipping and giggling. I'll be so glad when the dial hits 4pm!

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: sup D, my brotha.

Name: Lovely
Comment: Chass - I saw that interview on E a couple years ago and I was stunned that they used the same paint on the next actor! I'd STILL be living off of Wizard of Oz money!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: The quality of swallowing is 100% dependent on the diet of the provider. If the provider sustains themselves on junk food and not enough water, the "gift" will be tart and not tasty. However, if the provider partakes in a diet rich in fruits, vegetables, LOTS of water (at LEAST 10 glasses per day) and quality lean meats, the gift can be quite tasty. Again, this is 100% dependent on the provider. The receiver will never know this until said package is delivered. One bad experience can turn the receiver off for life, hence, the need for chipmunk cheeks until she can reach a napkin, sink or toilet bowl.

Name: amethyst
Comment: I dropped my wallet in a gas station this summer while traveling. I didn't realize it until I arrived at my destination three hours later. Praise God the store manager found it in the back of the store (I dropped it at the counter when I paid for my stuff) and locked it up in the safe. Someone had taken my money but none of my cards or license. I didn't care about the money, I was concerned about how I would get back on my flight without a drivers license. I kept checking my bank and credit card accounts online to make sure no one was using them. The number listed for the gas station was incorrect so I called the Cracker Barrel restaurant across the street where I had eaten. One of the managers drove over there and found out the store had the wallet. I gave him a thank you card with a check in it and told him if he ever needs anything to not hesitate to call me. There are still some decent, kind and compas-sionate people in the world.

Name: javone77
Comment: I'm back. I had to send my children off to their parents

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Well said, Charli! Spoken like a true research scientist! LOL!

Name: Lovely
Comment: I can't take it... I'm out fam. Holla at ya'll tomorrow.

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: y'all heard Steve Smith was jacked in front of house for his cash and jewels?

Name: javone77
Comment: I'm gone too. I need to go to the mall. see everyone later :)

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: And for the record, it's "sneakers"! I heard tennis shoes all while I was in SC and it made my blood boil! I'd even settle for just "shoes" but tennic shoes? And New Balance sneaks? That's a DC thing, too...

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Rah, you talking about Steven A. Smith or Steven Smith the football player?

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Aight Lovely, Jav...be easy

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Rah, shaddup! When did this happen?

Name: amethyst
Comment: But, Lovely, you haven't been smacked in the head in a while. See, we luvs you. /Javone - I'm focusing on keeping my peace, joy and health. I really love me, and honey, I treat me very, very well! LOL When God sends the right one, that will be great. It takes two whole people to make one whole relationship, so I'm making sure I'm where I need to be in various areas. Until then, amethyst is "Just Fine, Fine, Fine, Fine, Fine, wooooo".

Name: beyourself
Comment: LOL @ MissC, they are some worthy perv's, making six figures, but I do not have the guts to do that move. They are something else, always looking at booties/breast, and these 25/20s don't have no shame at all. If I wasn't married, and didn't have any morales I would have taken all of their money.tehehehe

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Shortey, I like how you described your technique up yonder. Ohh yeah.

Name: yelleyw
Comment: MC>> You seem to know alot about that subject. Hmmm *side eye*

Name: asize12
Comment: *sticking out tongue* dj, it's whateva we wants to call it! HA!

Name: bigchassie
Comment: LOVELY>i know that's right. i think back in those days the actors didn't have rights like they do now. back then, the producers owned them like slaves due to the fact they could not break their contracts. if they told them to jump they jump.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Yells, fall back. Charli went to college and got some strong brain...!

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Yelley > **Catching your side eye and staring head on** Research, baby. Research. There's power in knowledge. If you don't know it or don't know how, find out, dammit! LOL

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: It's all good 12...I can't even begin to talk about how bama some folk here in VA are...I guess we all got some bama in us, technically.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: LOL @ Rah......seriously, I don't need to swallow. By the time I'm done, he is too out of it to know if I'd swallowed or not. Plus I'd rather have him take a sneak peek at all of this *ss while I'm sashaying my way to the toilet. AND you better be glad I'm in a committed relationship or you'd be in trouble wit yo cute self Mister!

Name: beyourself
Comment: *jumping on the bandwagon* giving MissC the side eye. Things that make you go 'hmmmmmm'. Sounds like an expert.

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: The ball player. Happened earlier today. He wasn't hurt. mc> I agree with that as.sessment.

Name: Disillusioned_Jones
Comment: Be/Yells, both y'all fallback! And on that note, I gotta seriously act like Bow Wow and roll, bounce. Aight fam...y'all be safe! I'm out like a pair of busted jellies, some lint ridden leg warmers and a pack of Big League gum...now that's played! P-E-A-C-E!

Name: amethyst
Comment: Okay, y'all done tole me I gotta give oral sex when I get married, but you said I don't have to swallow no fluids. I'll get my protein from items that have been on the stove, oven, or George Foreman only!

Name: beyourself
Comment: LOL @ MissC....speaking knowledge.

Name: beyourself
Comment: *smacking DJ, upside the head* don't be telling me to fallback, I didn't say anything was wrong, I was just giving the *side eye*.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: See, Rah understands! Be/Yelley, I had absolutely no problem sharing with the ex-boyfriend that while I share the same love for the fast food runs that we were going to have to eat more healthy. Case in point? Anyone see Chris Rock's latest comedy special, "Kill The Messenger?" What did he say at the end about "happy committed relationships?" What did the gal do that made him stop in the middle of the comment and holla, roll his eyes and twitch like he was about to have a full body seizure? Trust, when ex-boyfriend's diet changed, the full body seizures were on like Donkey Kong. Oh, how I seriously wonder sometimes if I should move back to Toronto... smile.....

Name: amethyst
Comment: Pen - Recently I heard a woman say she regrets the father she "chose" for her children. It takes a lot of growth to get to the point where you can accept responsibility for your "choices". Because we do choose our actions. My aunt apologized to her kids for getting back together with her husband/their father.

Name: Penelope
Comment: James Cleveland died of aids. Didn't y'all knowe thsatl. Man liked young men for real. So did Flip Wilson...

Name: amethyst
Comment: Nuby - How old is your daughter? Sounds like the notorious Adolescence Disease has struck your house.

Name: beyourself
Comment: *shut the book*Pen are you serious?

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Be, Pen is correct on all counts...

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: So Shortey, you're into mental torture ar well? lol!

Name: yelleyw
Comment: *Slaps DJ in the back of the head on the way out* MC>>Yeah yeah tell me anything. Ok I'm going into lurk mode. Its the end of the day for most anyway so y'all have a great night!

Name: Penelope
Comment: See Ame that's what I'm talking about. Folks act like the other person in a relationship is to blame. Perhaps it they had used better judgment their circumstance would be different. I'm not saying its always one person over another's fault. What I am saying is that folks can't go around blaming everybody else for what they-themselves did or did not do. People do that because then they believe it releases them of their responsibility in a certain situation. I say grow a pair or put your bigt girl panties on and do what you need to do for you.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Be, six figures does not a worthy perv make. That's not enough in my book! You at least have to be a kind, considerate and SKILLED perv! Someone I could at least see myself spending 90 minutes with to have dinner, let alone taking the time to have the arrow wax and then recreating the Sharon Stone interrogation - cross and recross my legs scene for in a meeting. Naw, just take that slice of advice and sit it on the side of your glass. It will come in handy one day. I'll just wait right here for you to come back and share **wink**

Name: Penelope
Comment: Yes James Cleveland died of aids. I always wondered what happened to Keith Pringle...anyone know?

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Rah, you'd be SUPRISED at what I'm into. However woman and orgy's are out of the picture.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Pen, I've wondered the same thing. But, I tell you, for that time period where Keith was recording, he was sounding happy as a clam when JC would jump up on the mic.

Name: Penelope
Comment: So I just found Keith's website...he seems to be doing ok. Wow.

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: sounds like being with you those things would never come to mind.

Name: beyourself
Comment: I agree MissC, I should have given you more details. I have worked with these men for the past four years, and they are famous for taking their dates/flings to Paris/Europe, and other exotic, fancy places, blow the women minds, and bring them back. You know word gets around the office, I even heard that they have some mad bedroom skills but I will never find out. I like my meat well done.LOLOLOL

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Pen, he needs to adjust that MySpace page, because you can't half read that white text for the tiled fruity pix of him leaning on that couch in the background.

Name: amethyst
Comment: Pen - It's danggone cold in the ATL! It was 33 degrees this morning. Can I send this cold air up there to you?

Name: Penelope
Comment: Man, I just remember that Keith could tear up the church when he sang! But at the time, Rev Cleveland was highly involved in the church, then when it came out that he was sick and how he died, we were shocked because it was kept so secretive.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Ame no thank you...its colder than a witche's t --well you know what I mean. MissCharl...yeah, I see the um minister Pringle is still doing his thing.

Name: amethyst
Comment: Lovely - The post-pregnant stomach depends on the person. One friend has 11-year-old twins and she still has a pooch with the dark stretch marks. She's a slender girl, and they were big babies. However, I think exercising before and after pregnancy can help. Another friend rubbed olive oil on her stomach during both pregnancies to avoid stretch marks.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Pen, yeah....as far as Keith, I suppose if that's your life, that's your life. And, remember when JC was sick, for the undisputed King of Gospel to be dying of HIV/AIDS would have been too much of a bombshell for the Gospel Music world to handle. Still would if an official press release happened. So, the underground rumor mill just rolls on years later. I remember when he died - it was on my birthday. So sad.

Name: amethyst
Comment: I gotta go, fam. In the words of Frankie, "Holla!". I'll talk with y'all tomorrow.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Yep MissCharli...it was sad, but many folks didn't know he was sick, let alone know that he was HIV + and had AIDs. Being from the Church of God In Christ, sex back then was more taboo, especially gay sex. Rev Cleveland was considered to be one of the greatest gospel artist of all time, and he did take gospel music (as we know it today) to a-whole-nother level. Yet, all that he did has been squashed because of how he died. You don't really hear to much about his legacy at all. It is more like a quiet acknowlegment, but certainly not one that someone will give tribute too.

Name: Penelope
Comment: I can't even find anything that Keith has done on Limewire.

Name: Penelope
Comment: Night Ame...Night everybody...it looks like yall left me in the dark. Well I'll pick up the junk and left in the corner, and straighten the plastic out on the couch in preparation for tomorrow. Lights out...door closes.

Name: Misscharli
Comment: Hard to find a lot of that old music. The James Cleveland recording stable recorded on Savoy Records, which was bought by Malaco Records. Malaco for some reason will not re-release a lot of that stuff. Maybe it's because much of it would have to be digitally re-mastered and placed onto CDs (remember it was all on LP and ca-ssette) Don't know why - they could make TONS of money. But, I suppose they believe that this new generation only wants to hear the new folks such as J. Moss, Kiki Sheard, Tonex, etc.. Not so! If we don't know where the heritage of the music is, we'll never know.

Name: Shortey71
Comment: Rah, you are so smart. LOL.....

Name: Penelope
Comment: I know MissCharli...it would be awesome to have some of those old records. Peace Be Still is my all time favorite of James Cleveland. Especially when he says "get up Jesus" LOL

Name: beyourself
Comment: My parents have a room full of OLD records by James Cleveland, and Mahalia Jackson(did I spell that right) That is the first place that I go, is the back room to pull out that record player and listen to all of that goodness.

Name: Rahwaykid1
Comment: Pen, I used to sing Peace Be Still when I was a kid back in the day in my church. Love that song.

Name: bigchassie
Comment: night, night.

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