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By Kimberly Williams - AdviceChick@ameritech.net
April 20, 2006

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Advice Chick on:
FUNERALS

    I am on my way to a funeral and guess what? They had to take up a collection to complete the funeral arrangements. Although I gave without flinching, this entire situation makes me want to talk about the importance of life insurance. Having adequate insurance while you’re living will insure your family and friends don’t have to go to the payday loan man just to bury you.
 
    Maybe it’s not you, but we all know someone who is uninsured or underinsured. Talk to your people while you can. Check your local yellow pages for Allstate, State Farm, or whatever insurance company you prefer. If you’re reasonably healthy, the premiums shouldn’t be too expensive.
 
Advice Chick on:
LONLINESS

    A lady recently wrote me to ask how men can tell if you’re lonely. Here goes – men can tell if we’re lonely in the same way they can tell if we’re horny.  Pheromones let them know we want to “do it,” and rejectomones let them know we’re lonelier than a mutha.
 
    Desperate and lonely women radiate an I’m lonely aura. It’s kinda like a dog whistle. Humans can’t hear it, but dogs can. Well, when we’re lonely, we can’t really sense it, but men can.
 
    What to do? Hell, if you’re lonely you’re lonely, but don’t sink into the quicksand of loneliness. If you do, you’ll slowly sink and disappear. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think it was Napoleon Hill who said, “Double your failure rate!” If you’re not being approached by men, approach them! What? Are you afraid of rejection? Get over it!  I’m telling you, this works – speak to men. Cute, tall, short – whatever! Your goal is to meet men, circulate, and be seen by other men. Good Luck!

 

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Visit http://www.advicechick.com  to ask Advice Chick about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING related to dating, sex, love, and life! Kimberly Williams (THE resident dating expert at EURweb.com) calls on over 10 years of dating and relationship industry experience. She authors a nationally syndicated dating advice column, conducts dating seminars, and has provided advice for singles through radio and television appearances.