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EL DEBARGE THREATENS MO'KELLY!: A Special Edition of the Mo'Kelly Report
Well, we knew a lot of people read The Mo'Kelly Report...and we also knew that a lot of people don't necessarily like "what" they read in The Mo'Kelly Report.
One person we can put in both categories is singer Eldra Patrick DeBarge of DeBarge fame.
It seems that Eldra came across Mo'Kelly's satirical column on his (most recent) arrest.
Eldra was none too pleased.
El DeBarge Arrested: Ooh And I Like It
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El DeBarge
It seems that Eldra is now out of jail and has chosen an internet service provider too. Mo'Kelly figured this out because El seemingly is just now finding out he starred in The Mo'Kelly Report...almost 5 months after the fact.
FIVE months!
I guess time stops in the joint. Mo'Kelly had actually forgotten about the piece. But since he wanted to bring it up again...it's only fair Mo'Kelly re-posts it for reference sake for all of those wanting the backstory.
El DeBarge Arrested: Ooh And I Like It
Anyhow, Eldra Patrick DeBarge just emailed Mo'Kelly...take it for what it's worth. And no, Mo'Kelly is not making this up...as funny as Mo'Kelly can be on occasion...he's not making this up. Somehow, Mo'Kelly thought he would get the obligatory death threat from Johnny Gill or Eddie Murphy, but Eldra DeBarge beat them both to it and went apoplectic on Mo'Kelly.
Eldra DeBarge...keepin' it GANGSTA! Eldra DeBarge...STRAIGHT THUGGIN'!
El DeBarge is coming after Mo'Kelly…really?! Mo'Kelly is almost flattered!
Almost...
Mo'Kelly thinks he's mad because light-skin brothas still ain't all the way back in style yet. But why he wants to take that out on Mo'Kelly, Mo'Kelly's not sure. Mo'Kelly has ALL of his records...
Mo'Kelly is a big fan!
Well...was...
Do note that Eldra obviously had no "issue" with his domestic abuse of the women in his life...only a satirical column by Mo'Kelly. Do note that Eldra is "ok" with his repeated drug offenses, but is "offended" at anyone else making light of them.
Crack kills.
Anyhow, for those of you out there thinking that Mo'Kelly is trying to pull a fast one...here's the parole violating email.
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Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:19:17 -0600 (CST)
From: debarge******@***.com
T mokellyreport@sbcglobal.net
Subject: About Your Post: Eldra DeBarge Arrested: Oooh and I Like It!
Dont get it twisted nigga !!! you would get your ass whooped by yours truly... I have come a long ass way from what you saw back in the day. You lil bitch, i'll be 47 years old in jume, and if you ever dream about whippin my ass, you betta wake up and apologise ya punk ass ho...
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Thanks for reading and responding El...congratulations on your release. Just say no.
And pre-happy 47th birthday. It's never too early for that. Nice to see how prison rehabilitated your thought process. You're definitely on the road to recovery.
Nothing like pushing 50 and picking fights. Your reintegration into society is going quite smoothly. Most people get 15 minutes of fame. You instead are opting for 15 minutes of freedom instead.
The Mo'Kelly Report is an entertainment journal with a political slant. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discourse...as well as entertain. The Mo'Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex. For more Mo'Kelly, http://www.mokellyreport.blogspot.com. Morris W. O'Kelly can be reached at mokellyreport@sbcglobal.netand he welcomes all commentary.
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