May 23, 2013

Exotic Florida Taco Stand Forced to Pull ‘Lion Tacos’

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*There’s been several raids of chinese restaurants attempting to serve some of your favorite pets to you, but another restaurant has been raiding zoos and roadways for your meal. Taco Fusion in Tampa, Florida, was doing fine until they added “lion” to their exotic menu. The tacos served at the restaurant include unusual meat ingredients [...]




House Speaker Soon to Welcome Jamaican-Born, Weed Smoking Son-in-Law Into the Family

dominic lakhan

*The conservatives and Republicans have nothing in common with those who are pro-choice, anti-guns, for same sex marriage, and/or legalizing marijuana. So how in the heck did their leader end up with someone likely to believe in all of those things. Speaker of the House, John Boehner has been well known for his conservative views [...]




Serena Williams Gets Her Pose On During Miami Swimsuit Photo Shoot

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*Serena Williams has to be one of the baddest athletes to ever grace a tennis court. Her athleticism shows off in the rock hard frame she sports on the court, but now she’s taken it to the beach in swimwear that’s sure to make some of you salivate incessantly. She was seen striking several poses [...]




Florida Office Workers Hit Lottery and Shares With Co-worker That DID NOT Play (Video)

florida office lottery

*If you played for the Powerball jackpot of $338 million, you would be one of millions that also got out there and tried their luck. As soon as the jackpot gets to the hundreds of millions, many offices and friends pool their money to give themselves a better chance at winning. Keller Williams Partner Realty [...]




Florida Prof. Apologizes for ‘Stomp on Jesus’ Exercise

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*A Florida academic institution that had a professor tell his students to write the name Jesus on paper and trample on it has issued a formal apology for the lesson, says the Christian Post. “This exercise will not be used again. The University holds dear its core values. We sincerely apologize for any offense this [...]




Florida Set to Brace for Giant Mosquitoes This Summer (Video)

giant mosquitoes

*Spring is almost here and we’re already planning for summer. We’ve planned out clothes, weight loss, and vacations but we have not planned for the insects. Who’s thinking about that? Well, Florida residents are thinking about it. The eco-experts have come forward to put the state on alert for mutant mosquitoes they expect to descend [...]




Florida Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll Abruptly Resigns (Video)

jennifer carroll

*Amidst an illegal-gambling scandal, Florida Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll announced her resignation, giving no explanation. Officials have arrested 57 people in connection to the scheme. According to a spokesperson for governor Rick Scott, she was questioned by the state’s law enforcement, regarding her work with Allied Veterans of the World, a non-profit charity that aids [...]




Thousands of Sharks Migrate through South Florida for Spring Break (Video)

shark migration

*It’s that time of year again when all the nation’s college students hit the beaches and celebrate a little break from studying with the most indecent, deviant, alcoholic, drug-filled behavior they can muster. But while they may get their party on, those planning to party on Florida’s beaches may cut it short when it comes [...]




Walmart Shopper Opens Fire on Shoplifter to Stop Him (Video)

walmart shopper opens fire

*Some of us can be some real Nosey Nancy’s. We step in sometimes when we should let authorities handle the problem. Well, Walmart is probably having mixed feelings this morning on the latest crime thwarted in their Orange County, Florida, store. Shopper, Jose Martinez, 35, shot at shopflifter Eddie McGee as he tried to make [...]




Zimmerman Doesn’t Feel Safe; Wears Disguises and Body Armor in Public

george zimmerman

*George Zimmerman feels his life is in danger so he wears a disguise or body armor in public. According to his attorney, he doesn’t feel safe without it. Zimmerman remains in hiding and “can’t go out in public without wearing a disguise or body armor,” defense attorney Mark O’Mara told CNN. Zimmerman admitted to shooting [...]




Florida Professor Accused of Requiring Students to Vote for Obama via Pledge

sharon sweet

*The elections are over and we have our new President…well old President. But, there’s still ripples of concern throughout the country over his victory. Professor Sharon Sweet was a professor at Brevard Community College in Cocoa, Florida, (approximately 50 miles from Orlando) until it was discovered that she had set up a campaign office of [...]




Florida Man Squats on $2.5 Million Mansion Attempting Ownership (Video)

Andre 'Loki' Barbosa, 23, may soon own this home due to Florida's 'adverse possession' law.

*We’ve heard of folks squatting on property before, but the property is normally a home worth under $100,00 or even $50,000. No one would attempt to squat on a home over $1 million, right? Until now. A foreclosed mansion in Boca Raton, Florida, has been taken over by a 23-year-old Andre “Loki” Barbosa. The Brazilian [...]




Jokey Joke: Reporter Learns Not to Turn Her Back on a Goat (Video)

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*The life of a reporter is eventful to say the least. Depending on the story, the job can even get dangerous. Linda Carson was reporting on the Manatee County Fair in Palmetto, Florida, while surrounded by goats. She was attempting to inform the public on how kids were raising goats when one of the goats [...]




The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is an 8-Year-Old in Florida

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*Everyone is familiar with the Grinch and we come into contact with him at work, school, and various family members that want to rob you of your Christmas goodness. But now, the Grinch has popped up in a much smaller version than we would have ever suspected. A small community in Clermont, Florida, had been [...]




The Socialist’s Journal: Quick Hits

Trevor Brookins

*You can tell the country is moving beyond race when no one points out that Michael Vick is the black quarterback who failed in Philadelphia. And that quarterback of color Colin Kaepernick is getting a shot in San Francisco without any references to ethnicity. No one except me. This is noteworthy because just last season [...]