May 20, 2013

Jokey Joke (Video): SNL Lets Herman Cain Vent On Lost Campaign

SNL's Kenan Thompson is Herman Cain and he makes yet another declaration of the suspension of his campaign and all the mistakes that were made and those that still support him.

*Now that we’ve all settled into the fact that the country has lost Herman Cain from the Republican Presidential nomination, it’s time for SNL to get their joke on. If you didn’t see it before now, let us show you the hilarious finale of Herman Cain’s campaign SNL style. (more…)  




Hilarious (After) Thanksgiving Jokey Joke: Woman Visits for Dinner

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*A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains [...]




Jokey Joke: ‘You Must Be Single’

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*Shopping at the local supermarket a woman selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of lettuce, A 2 lb. Can of coffee and A 1 lb. Package of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing [...]




Jokey Joke (Video): Suburban Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em Fans

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*Something tells me that all of these rappers never thought their music would be so big in the suburbs.  It’s amazing how the connection has been made between white suburban kids and hip hop. Three guys are such big fans of Soulja Boy, they went and recorded themselves dancing to his biggest song, “Crank Dat Soulja [...]




Jokey Joke (Video): The Lost ‘American Idol’ Auditions

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*The people you are getting ready to see are auditioning for someone, but it obviously wasn’t American Idol.  They range from scary to mysteriously untalented to C’MON SON! There is no way in hell that any of these people would make it on to a stage other than that of a side show act at [...]




Jokey Joke: Texting for Seniors

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*Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.  Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and GRANDchildren so they can understand your texts: ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend [...]




Jokey Joke: The Old Poodle

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*A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she’s lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidlyin her direction with the intention of having lunch. [...]




Jokey Joke (Video): Thanksgiving Boot Camp

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*This woman is absolutely hilarious, but she is real as some people you may come up against out there after the holidays. Black Friday brings out the nutso in people and now that money is so short, they’re going to be an army of them. So Target put together this commercial, so everyone will know [...]




Jokey Joke: When I Say I’m Broke … I’M BROKE!

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*A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.’ ‘If this [...]




Jokey Joke: Heaven or Hell?

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While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ”Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around [...]




Jokey Joke (Video): Monkey Drinking His Own Pee?

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*I had to look at this video a couple times to be sure I was seeing what I was seeing, but it is definitely a video of a monkey peeing in his own mouth.  Disgusting?? YES! Indubitably, but I just couldn’t believe it. He’s obviously in a zoo and someone is filming him.  In nature [...]




Audio (Jokey Joke): ‘Buddah Call’ Confession Gets Indian Husband Busted by Wifey Via Prank Phone Bit

(This is not the actual Indian couple referred to/heard in the skit)

*Imagine this scene. You’re a married man from India living in the US for three years and you get a phone call telling you that you just won tickets to see Beyonce who just happens to your favorite fantasy, er, entertainer. The voice on the other end asks who would you like to take to [...]




Jokey Joke: Who Let the Dogs Out?!

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*We have GOT to make a WTF file.  This picture you’re getting ready to see tops the lady with the dogs on her chest.  That’s just an example of the bizarre level of flick you’re really going to see. It appears to have been taken in a club.  Now, the only problem is they allow [...]




Jokey Joke Video: J. Anthony Brown’s ‘Booty Meat’

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*We knew it only a matter of time before some comedian got the idea to do a send up of Erykah Badu’s now infamous “Window Seat” video where she’s seen walking around Dealey Plaza in downtown Dallas removing all her clothes. And just who is it that decided to parody the singer with his version [...]




Video: Jokey Joke: Luenell Shows Us How to Get Fit

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*After all the months of snow, we’ve been sitting inside hibernating getting big like the bears.  But NO MORE!  Comedienne Luenell has put down the mic and has become somewhat of a “fitness guru” to help us with the poundage we may have picked up during the winter months. She has figured out how to [...]