SNL's Kenan Thompson is Herman Cain and he makes yet another declaration of the suspension of his campaign and all the mistakes that were made and those that still support him.
*Now that we’ve all settled into the fact that the country has lost Herman Cain from the Republican Presidential nomination, it’s time for SNL to get their joke on.
If you didn’t see it before now, let us show you the hilarious finale of Herman Cain’s campaign SNL style. (more…)
*A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit (more…)
*Shopping at the local supermarket a woman selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of lettuce,
A 2 lb. Can of coffee and
A 1 lb. Package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. (more…)
*Something tells me that all of these rappers never thought their music would be so big in the suburbs. It’s amazing how the connection has been made between white suburban kids and hip hop.
Three guys are such big fans of Soulja Boy, they went and recorded themselves dancing to his biggest song, “Crank Dat Soulja Boy.” The routine is nothing less than hilarious untillllll you get to the end. (more…)
*The people you are getting ready to see are auditioning for someone, but it obviously wasn’t American Idol. They range from scary to mysteriously untalented to C’MON SON!
There is no way in hell that any of these people would make it on to a stage other than that of a side show act at a circus or something.
But God bless ‘em for having the courage to try and live their dream. (more…)
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Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and GRANDchildren so they can understand your texts:
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t get up
CGIP: Can’t get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
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