*Hey, have you heard?
One of the world’s most infamous sex kittens, Karrine Steffans a/k/a Superhead, is having troubles in the bedroom? But it’s at no fault of her own, if you believe her.
Just months after exploding with excitement and sharing pictures of her recent wedding, she went public with her complaints about the sex and is overwhelmed with tragic feelings from her so-called marriage.
“Alone, I am a superhero. With you, I am a mere mortal,” Karrine stated Tuesday on Twitter. “You deplete me. I’m tired of being your upgrade. We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic.” And by “basic,” Karrine suggested that her man hook up with the girl who bags their groceries because “that’s more your speed.”
(insert laugh track)
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But that wasn’t all. She went on to say she’s tired of her husband’s mediocrity and that he’s a leach in her life, draining her resources and time and energy. Oh and she didn’t stop there. She had to talk about the man’s manhood.
“I’m tired of pretending your d-ck isn’t the smallest d-ck I’ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I’m tired of pretending I have a headache every time you wanna fuck,” Karrine wrote, confessing that she’s gone outside of the marriage for some decent sex. “I’m tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn’t just beat it up on Friday.”
What can a man do? She’s been with everyone in the industry, the best, the worst, and the strangest. To come up short means a lot.
She goes on and on about how much she doesn’t like him and hates the sex. Does someone feel a divorce coming on?
Does anybody really give a rat’s arse?
Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada
*The once happy and quite handsome couple Chad Ochocinco and his fiancé and “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada pumped the brakes on their wedding plans due to suspected cheating.
Yes that’s right. Two beautiful people unable to be faithful it seems.
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According to TMZ, Lozada is suspicious of her man’s behavior. She thinks he’s been messing around behind her back although the two are set to tie the knot over the summer. But she hasn’t officially canceled the whole shebang yet.
On top of all of that, the couple is supposed to begin shooting their reality show in three weeks.
What perfect timing right?
*Unlike many celebrity couples, Chad Ochocinco and “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada are not rushing to tie the knot. Instead, they’ve decided to be engaged for a year before the big day so they can enjoy their children.
“He has four kids. I have one. We want to be engaged for at least a year and enjoy our time with our children, and then we’re going to plan our wedding,” Lozada tells People.
For their wedding, she said a simple ceremony and celebration will be nice, but there is sure to be some compromise along the way.
The NFL star is very happy with his blossoming relationship and he says the key to their success is his grandmother.
“My grandma says, ‘Always marry your best friend, because your best friend will be able to tell you anything and not hide nothing.’ That’s one of the things I really like, which is one of the reasons why she’s wearing that ring.”