Derrick Mosley, 22, attempts to rob Oregon gun store with a baseball bat.
*Has your mother ever used the analogy “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight?”
Well, someone out there clearly missed those pearls of wisdom.
Derrick Mosley, 22, armed himself with a baseball fight as he planned the ridiculous crime of robbing a gun store … IN OREGON!
Okay, first of all, we didn’t know there were any black men in Oregon and then the one that surfaces wants to bust in a gun shop, busting up stuff with his baseball bat, thinking he’s going to march off into the sunset as the greatest criminal of all time?
Antone Forrest Deedward Owens, 21, has been arrested for breaking into Eugene, Oregon homes accessing the Internet to surf for porn and masturbate.
*Burglaries are occurring more and more everyday, so it’s important for us to protect ourselves.
But now there is a freak nasty freak out there that doesn’t want to take anything but your Internet…and some of your Vaseline and towels.
A neighborhood in Eugene, Oregon, was terrorized by 21-year old Antone Forrest Deedward Owens, who obviously didn’t make a successful transition out of puberty.
Since last September, Owens has been breaking into homes and (more…)
John E. Brennan, 50, stripped naked in airport to protest TSA’s violation of privacy.
*The Transportation Security Administration has been under fire for groping and violating folks’ privacy.
It’s getting so bad, T&A, oops! I mean TSA will be getting sued as regularly as they’re committing the offenses.
But for now, some are taking another route to protest the actions of the TSA. According to Yahoo! News, an Oregon judge ruled that 50-year-old John E. Brennan was protected by his First Amendment rights to strip naked in protest of the TSA. (more…)
Allyson Felix and Jeneba Tarmoh tie for third place in Oregon's 100 meter for the Olympic spot.
*The Olympics are upon us and athletes all over the country are competing for the spot in the London games.
But two women have made their run for the top spots, but are caught in a tie that even officials are baffled as to how it should be broken.
Famous track coach and husband of racing phenom Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Bobby Kersee, is in the middle of breaking a tie between two women he trains and have prepared for the Olympics. Allyson Felix and Jeneba Tarmoh tied in the 100-meter in Oregon for third place.
The police have been getting caught in so much dirty activity that there is hardly any children left that will stand up in class saying they want to be a police officer.
But, we really can’t call it stealing because they are covered by state forfeiture laws formerly called Asset Forfeiture laws. (more…)
Thalian Cash, 10, died from what parents called a "choking game" he liked to play in December 2011.
*There has been numerous reports over the last 30 years about something called autoerotic asphyxiation–the sexual practice of choking your partner while having sex with them until they pass out–which is supposed to cause a euphoric sexual experience.
Oprah was the first to bring mass attention to this act on her show during the late 80s. The teenage choking game came directly afterwards and is now sweeping the nation with black children being more susceptible by the day. (more…)