May 18, 2013

Woman Found Guilty of Cutting Off Husband’s Penis and ‘Disposing’ of It (Video)

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*A man’s biggest fear of physical injury is having any sort of injury to his genitals. But, most men wouldn’t expect their lady friend or spouse t0 injure their prize jewels beyond a possible kick. But 20 years ago, when Lorena Bobbitt literally took her husband’s life in her hands, by severing his penis and [...]




Study Finds Women Prefer Tall Men with Large Penises…Duhhh! (Video)

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*Some of the supposedly scientific studies performed are a waste of time, energy, and money. The latest study to find out what women like in their men is a perfect example. International scientists claim that there have been conflicting results in the past, so they are finally going to clear up the controversy of: DO [...]




Bizarro News: Pastor Gets Flock to Believe His Penis Has ‘Sacred Milk’

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*Over 30 years ago, James Jones got all of his worshippers to drink a lethal mixture of kool-aid, but after hearing what the latest loser pastor got his followers to drink, I think I’d opt for the kool-aid. The latest wack job out of Brazil, Evangelical Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto has been arrested for bamboozling [...]




Charles Barkley Lists Penis Monikers in the Name of Weight Loss (Watch)

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*Charles Barkley has no limits, especially with these darned Weight Watchers commercials. The man wore a dress, wig and heels once, to in turn get battered with a load of gay jokes and criticisms. Now he’s taking the opposite approach. In line with his “Lose like a man” slogan, his most recent tip for men [...]




Bizarro News: Man’s Penis Stolen While He Sleeps?!

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*The Lorena Bobbitt story is infamous for the diabolical nature of her crime. Everyone, even women, cringe at the thought of what she did to her husband. Not only did she chop off his penis, but she drove down the road and threw it in a field. John Bobbitt knew immediately that she had cut [...]




Man with Largest Penis on Record Stopped by TSA for Possible Weapon

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*We’ve heard women say to men, “Is that a (you name the weapon) or are you just glad to see me?” But there is one guy out there that may need to be asked if he’s carrying extra luggage in his under carriage. Jonah Falcon, 41, of New York, was accused by TSA for trying [...]




BIZARRO NEWS: Baby Born with Penis on Her Head

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*Fortunately a photo isn’t available of this unfortunate soul, because if it was, we just could bear to see it. Just hearing about it is creepy enough. ————————— There are many precautions that doctors ask expecting mothers to take, but in some areas of the world, the environment causes birth defects that cannot be prevented. [...]




Bizarro News: Diners Pay Big Yen to Dine on Japanese Artist’s Genitals

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*We hope you’re not eating when you read this. It seems that everyone is expressing their sexual freedom more and more each day. But when a person doesn’t have any sexual orientation toward either gender or they’re asexual, they may find little reason for having genitalia. NOT! There’s just one Japanese dude out there in [...]




Morning Mess: Man Ties 89 Bags Of Drugs To His Penis

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*Now this one here is a straight up mess and it’s messy on top of that. OK, here’s the deal. There’s this alleged drug dealer who kept his business in an unexpected place. When cops in Folcroft, PA stopped the car that 23-year-old Ray Woods was a passenger in for a traffic citation, he and [...]




Father Attacks 6-Year-Old Son, Bites Off His Penis

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*This is the most deplorable and horrific account of any crime we’ve ever heard of. As a parent, it would seem that most of the crimes that we come across from parent to child are not even possible, but one father lashed out at his son and did the unthinkable. According to the Huffington Post, [...]




Penis Tattoo Proves to be Good for an Erection … Forever!

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*Tattoos are showing up all over the place on people of any shape, size and age. Folks these days are not just getting the tattoo though, they are finding more and more provocative interesting locations for the tattoo of their choice. Recently, a man thought that his penis would be a great place for a tattoo. [...]




Photo: Chris Brown Tweets his Penis for Halloween

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*Chris Brown tweeted a picture of himself in a lycra, neon-green bodysuit that showed the entire outline of his penis, with the message: “I don’t think I can wear this costume tonight. Gonna change.” The outfit was a zentai suit, which has a variety of popular uses – from fetish activity to supporting the Vancouver [...]




Holy Crap! – Eel Swims up Man’s Penis into Bladder During Spa Treatment

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*Well this is not exactly on of those feel good stories. In fact, it’ll probably make you cringe. In China, Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood. The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the fish pedicures that [...]




Woman Chops Off Husband’s Penis and Grinds It In Garbage Disposal (Video)

Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, chopped off husband's penis.

*Every man that just read the headline for this story is in pain thinking about it. Hopefully, it made them also think of every woman they have ever wronged. We don’t know the impetus for this story, but we do know that there HAS to be a real story behind this.  If a woman chops [...]




Big Screen Opens Up to More Penis?

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*Hollywood has never had a problem putting naked women on screen. The film industry has always been open to it. Full frontal seems to have been a rite of passage for the women, but what about the men?   Can you remember the last time male frontal nudity … Ok, let’s just say it, penis … [...]