News anchor Siobhan Riley of Saginaw’s ABC 12, was busy doing her job and reporting on traffic patterns in the area when she drew a penis-shaped traffic flow.
News reporters and anchors make their jobs seem easy as they read the teleprompter and deliver the news.
But sometimes, they have to give their attention to too many directions and …well…mistakes can happen…on the air.
According to the Daily Mail, Saginaw, Michigan’s ABC 12 News anchor Siobhan Riley, was innocently delivering the traffic report when she drew a few too many loops on the screen to exhibit the local traffic patterns.
The electronic pen got ahead of her and she didn’t realize until she was finished that she was looking at a penis-shaped traffic pattern on the screen.
Yikes! Two Columbus, Ohio, Subway employees defiled the food at the Tuttle Crossing Boulevard.
*When it comes to fast food these days, we better start taking Antoine Dodson’s advice and “hide your kids” and get on home and cook!
The folks they’re finding to prepare your food need a background check!
In Columbus, Ohio, it was discovered, quite easily on Instagram, that two employees of the Subway located at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard, have been putting their penis on your bread and freezing urine in the fridge, according to the Huffington Post.
Catherine Kieu, 50, gets life sentence for chopping off husband’s penis and throwing it in the garbage disposal, June 29, 2013.
*In April, we brought you the story of Catherine Kieu and her lethal tactics used against her husband to rob him of his manhood…forever.
She drugged her husband with sleeping pills, tied him to the bed, then cut off his penis and threw it in the garbage disposal. YIKES!
Obviously there was at least one man on the jury, and possibly the judge, who ruled that Catherine Kieu must never see the light of day again for such a brutal attack.
She was given a life sentence and a possibility of parole in seven years, according to the Huffington Post.
It was also determined that the 50-year-old woman suffers from mental health issues. She was abused as a child and by her husband and she simply erupted from the pressure!
She told police that her ex “deserved it.” But it’s extremely ironic that another woman out of the UK was NOT considered to have mental health issues after biting off her partner’s testicles. Ouch!
Catherine Kieu, 50, chopped off husband’s penis and threw it in the garbage disposal July 11, 2011.
*A man’s biggest fear of physical injury is having any sort of injury to his genitals.
But, most men wouldn’t expect their lady friend or spouse t0 injure their prize jewels beyond a possible kick.
But 20 years ago, when Lorena Bobbitt literally took her husband’s life in her hands, by severing his penis and taking it and throwing it in a field, men were on alert!
Since then, men have relaxed and forgot about John Wayne Bobbitt’s penis. Maybe because it was rescued from the field and reattached.
But in 2011, in Southern California, Catherine Kieu put men on higher alert when she cut off her, now, ex-husband’s penis and threw it in the garbage disposal, according to the New York Daily News.
No hopes of that being reattached!
*Some of the supposedly scientific studies performed are a waste of time, energy, and money.
The latest study to find out what women like in their men is a perfect example.
International scientists claim that there have been conflicting results in the past, so they are finally going to clear up the controversy of: DO WOMEN REALLY LIKE LARGER PENISES.
And, drum roll please, the unequivocal, absolute truth of the matter is YES! Women like a tall man with a larger penis, according to the study reported in the New York Daily News.
Brazilian Evangelical Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto was arrested for convincing followers to give him oral sex for his “sacred milk” filled penis.
*Over 30 years ago, James Jones got all of his worshippers to drink a lethal mixture of kool-aid, but after hearing what the latest loser pastor got his followers to drink, I think I’d opt for the kool-aid.
The latest wack job out of Brazil, Evangelical Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto has been arrested for bamboozling his followers into believing that his magical penis has “sacred milk” in it that can only be released into their mouths, thus giving them an instant connection to the Holy Spirit, according to Vatican Crimes.