*We already know Lil Wayne is insane for all the reasons you can think of.
But he put the cherry on top when he decided to give Paris Hilton another shot at musical stardom.
Remember her tremendously heinous attempt to sing back in 2006? Apparently it wasn’t enough to keep her away from the mic, unfortunately. So he and gone and co-signed the girl who is famous for being a ditz, by giving her a verse for a song on her upcoming album.
Weezy is actually on a track with the blonde, rapping about how he wants to rock Paris Hilton’s world, along with some other things, referring to her famed sex tape. He sings, “Excuse my french, but f**k the cameras / I wanna spend a night in Paris.”
Ew, imagine a sex tape with Lil Wayne and a ditz named Paris.
*It’s being reported that Kim Kardashian’s other sex tape with former flame Ray J is on the market. And supposedly it’s sexier than the first.
While no one really knows why she’s still famous, Kim’s rise to celebrity first emerged when millions saw her naked booty on the small screen, with Brandy’s little brother. (Sounds pedophiliac, so to speak, when put that way, huh?)
The first sex tape earned her a hefty paycheck along with an awesome new career as a … socialite.
But tape number two could generate a fat pay day. Currently its being shopped around for $30 million, says The Daily Star.
“It’s definitely Kim in the video,” a source told the paper. “And it’s even raunchier than her last one. There are all kinds of eye-popping moments.”
Kim, however, is allegedly unhappy the tape found it’s way out of her vault of private moments, mostly because it could potentially ruin her relationship with Kanye West.
Earlier this year, rumors of a sex tape with the rapper and a Kim lookalike circulated, but never hit the mainstream. An insider claimed Kanye was sure to stop that one from getting out.
*There’s a silly website out there offering $5 million to see Kanye West have sex.
Yeah it probably is as dumb as it sounds. Who wants to see Kanye sexing anyone? Jus’ sayin’.
Anyway, RadarOnline reported that someone is claiming to have a sex tape of the rapper getting’ it on with some chick who kinda looks like KK. This mystery tape is 20 minutes long and appears to have been shot in a hotel room. Oh and sources say the woman in the video clearly states that she’s 18-years-old, married, and that her husband doesn’t want to do it with her anymore.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
Oh but that’s not all. If we’re lucky, another sex tape of some other footage with some other chick at some other hotel could make its way around the circuit.
If it’s true or not, porn site, Sex.com, wants the video and is going to pay top dollar for it.
“Sex.com sees Mr. West as much more than a rapper. He is a cultural icon, responsible for setting trends in music and fashion. Sex.com feels that these sex-tapes are not only an exclusive look into the star’s intimate life but could also contain the same Midas touch Mr. West brings to all his projects.”
The singer and sex tape extraordinaire just signed a $1 million deal for Princereigns Ingrown Hair Serum.
As “infomercially” as that sounds, you have to admit, the man is making money.
The product is made of all natural ingredients including aloe vera, eucalyptus, chamomile, sage, lavender, vitamin E and citrus oils.
Ray J is not alone on this new venture. Actress Sophie Monk is displaying the feminine side of things, showing the expansiveness of the line that includes shaving gel. The two filmed a steamy long-form commercial promoting the product (watch it below).