May 24, 2013

Bizarro News: Man’s Penis Stolen While He Sleeps?!

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*The Lorena Bobbitt story is infamous for the diabolical nature of her crime. Everyone, even women, cringe at the thought of what she did to her husband. Not only did she chop off his penis, but she drove down the road and threw it in a field. John Bobbitt knew immediately that she had cut [...]




Father Arrested for Car Being Stolen with His Children Inside (Video)

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*How many of you remember being left in the car while your parent ran in a store for a few minutes? Hell! To be honest, back in the day, they may have been in the store at least a half hour. But, no one called the cops when they saw you and your cousins or [...]




Honor Student Pistol Whips Mom: ‘I Don’t Want to Press Charges’

Rahel Hachero, 17, honor student that allegedly beat her mama down with her pistol.

*Sorry, but we have yet another “punk ass parent” alert to report. Bernie Mac told the truth when he said that the parents of today let their children get away with a whole lot more than the generations before them. By a show of hands, can any of you, late 30′s and over, say that you would [...]




Stolen Credit Card Ring Robs Apple Stores Nationwide

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*Apple has been robbed of nearly $1 million in goods like their laptops, iPhones, iPads, etc., as part of an elaborate identity theft scam.  The company isn’t hurting for cash or anything, but this is a massive heist for any business. The most ironic part of the entire crime spree is that it was masterminded [...]