May 18, 2013

Jokey Joke (Video): SNL Lets Herman Cain Vent On Lost Campaign

SNL's Kenan Thompson is Herman Cain and he makes yet another declaration of the suspension of his campaign and all the mistakes that were made and those that still support him.

*Now that we’ve all settled into the fact that the country has lost Herman Cain from the Republican Presidential nomination, it’s time for SNL to get their joke on. If you didn’t see it before now, let us show you the hilarious finale of Herman Cain’s campaign SNL style. (more…)  




NBA Levies $25,000 Fine and 5-Game Suspension on Lakers Center Andrew Bynum

Andrew Bynum #17 of the Los Angeles Lakers is ejected from play against the Dallas Mavericks in Game Four of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2011 NBA Playoffs on May 8, 2011 at American Airlines Center in Dallas.

Update … Lakers center Andrew Bynum was suspended by The NBA has suspended Lakers center Andrew Bynum for the first five games next season and fined him $25,000 for his flagrant foul on Dallas guard J.J. Barea on Sunday. Tuesday Bynum apologized, saying it didn’t reflect his upbringing or the Lakers’ organization. The foul was [...]




Haynesworth Clears Out Locker at Redskins Park; Refuses to Comment

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*The Associated Press is reporting that Albert Haynesworth has rejoined the Washington Redskins — at least for a day. The defensive lineman reported to Redskins Park on Monday, a day after the Redskins ended a 6-10 season with a loss to the New York Giants. Haynesworth was suspended without pay for the final four games [...]




High School Basketball Star Suspended for Cursing

Christ the King High School's Corey Edwards

*Some schools have to have metal detectors and pat downs, but not at Christ the King Regional High School in New York.  At this school, you so much as curse and you are getting dealt wit! They have such a strong commitment to that policy that they had to put their star basketball player on suspension…for a month! [...]




Jets’ Alosi Now Suspended Indefinitely Amid New Info

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*The New York Jets have suspended Sal Alosi indefinitely after the team got “new information” that the strength and conditioning coach “instructed” five players to stand in a wall before he tripped Dolphins player Nolan Carroll on Sunday. Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum announced the punishment after Alosi was suspended for the rest of the [...]




Video: Redskins’ Haynesworth Suspended for Rest of Season

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*No surprise here. We saw it coming to this back in training camp. Troubled Washington Redskins defensive lineman, Albert Haynesworth, has been told to stay away from the team for the rest of the football year. Citing a bunch of acts that essentially add up to season-long insubordination, the Redskins suspended Haynesworth for “conduct detrimental [...]




Keith Olbermann’s Brief Controversial Suspension Ends Tuesday

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*The host of MSNBC’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann isn’t filing for unemployment just yet.  It appears that the network was forced to bend before Olbermann would on a suspension that EVERYONE felt was unjust and ridiculous. Right after he was suspended for giving donations to three different democrats’ campaigns many of his fellow network hosts, including [...]




NBA Benches Delonte West after Weapons Plea

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*The NBA has suspended free agent Delonte West without pay for 10 games Friday after pleading guilty last month to weapons charges. Maryland authorities said he was carrying two loaded handguns, a loaded shotgun and an 8 1/2-inch Bowie knife while speeding on a three-wheel motorcycle on the Capital Beltway last September, reports the AP. [...]




Video: NBA Suspends Garnett for Elbow Blows Against Richardson

Boston center Kevin Garnett (white uniform) restrained after throwing elbow

*Kevin Garnett is goner for game 2 of the Boston-Miami playoff series. The Celtics center was suspended for one game by the NBA on Sunday for hitting Quentin Richardson of the Miami Heat in the head with an elbow with 40 seconds left in Boston’s 85-76 win in Game 1 on Saturday night. The league [...]




NFL’s Santonio Holmes Suspended over Drug Violation

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*Former Pittsburgh Steelers receiver Santonio Holmes will start off his career with the New York Jets by missing the first four games. The NFL has suspended the athlete without pay for an undisclosed drug violation, the league announced today – less than 24 hours after the Jets traded a fifth-round pick to get Holmes from [...]