Cup of hot coffee

*OK, I’ll be the first to admit that having a crush makes you do some, well, pretty goofy things.

You find yourself spending an unusually long time looking for the right lipstick to wear with that blouse; you drive by her house just to see if her light is on; you forget you had a report due this morning because you were so busy thinking about fine-ass HIM!!!

But if you’re trying to impress a woman, one thing you don’t do is EJACULATE IN HER COFFEE, STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

Yet officials in Minnesota say this is what one jackass did. He said he masturbated in his co-worker’s coffee last year because he was attracted to her (no, it doesn’t make sense)and has now pleaded guilty to charges related to the incident. 

Obviously, the coffee wasn’t hot…enough.

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