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(The Black Hat) 10 Ways That Dating A White Girl Will Open A Black Man’s Eyes to Racism

Brothers, be careful. That white girl is poison!

(This story was originally published on March 14, 2017)

*This is an editorial for black men.

Hey fellas, if you’re thinking about dating a white girl — which is a learning experience that all black men should undergo at some point in their lives — it’ll expose you to racism in ways that only a trained eye can recognize. To further this premise, I’ve come up with 10 examples based on some of my romantic encounters with white women, the first of which included one of them looking to her left and to her right before kissing me in public.

It was 2013 at the time, many moons ahead the Jim Crow era, and still, as a white woman, she instinctively made sure that no one else could see us sharing a kiss.

In that moment, I thought to myself, “Bitch, you ain’t crossing the the street. What’s your deal?” But looking back, I shouldn’t have been offended — she was only protecting herself from the disapproving stares that come whenever there’s a sighting of a mixed-race couple, especially the vanilla-chocolate variety.

Check out the other 10 examples below:

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, The World Will Hate You

Dating a white girl will reveal how much of a nigger you actually are (to the white people watching). When you enter a room with her, even the most liberal white observer will spend an extra second or two watching the way you interact. It won’t seem natural. And plus, viewing mixed-race couples in person draws a much greater psychological response from racists than catching a glimpse of this imagery showcased on a billboard or in a magazine. Even if they aren’t watching for long periods, you’ll experience discomfort like you never have before.

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, Her Friends Will Judge You 

As the token black guy, her friends will analyze your every move to confirm stereotypes and satisfy personal curiosity. If you behave too much like the typical “Negro”, it will elicit their judgement. If you fail to exhibit a sufficient amount of blackness, they will respond by asking probing questions about your upbringing.

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, She Only Wants The “D”

She’s going to make requests in the bedroom, and hold you to certain expectations, that she wouldn’t otherwise think of with a white partner. It’s a symptom of the “Mandingo Fantasy”.

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, In Her Subconscious, She’s Afraid Of You

During any dispute, she’ll pay close attention to your behavior to determine if it’s aggressive or a danger to her safety (which she already suspects due to the media’s unsavory portrayal of black men).

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, She’s Only Using You As An Experiment

You will likely be the only black person that she interacts with on a regular basis, or one of a small few (hence the term “experiment”).

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, She’ll Pour On The PDA In Public For Attention

In public, she will lay it on thick with her affection to prove that she doesn’t notice the other people watching. This will also be an attempt to counteract the instinctive prejudice brewing within her subconscious. (Side Note: The darker you are, and the fairer she is, the more intently others will stare).

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, She’ll F*uck Your Brains Out, But She Wont Marry You

After your “undefined” relationship with her reaches its inevitable end — as 90 percent of all black/white couples fail to go the distance — you’ll look up several months later, or even earlier depending on her dating habits, and she’ll be in the arms of a white guy (thereby satisfying her subconscious desire to socialize within her own race).

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, She Doesn’t Understand Your Struggle As A Black Man (Doesn’t Care Either).

When you approach her with complaints about the racism you experience at work or anyplace else, she’ll initially put forth effort to create the illusion that she’s understanding and sympathetic, but eventually your complaining will elicit responses of annoyance and insensitivity. This will lead to her flipping the script and accusing YOU of being racist and narrow-minded. It’s a tactic that white people use whenever they want to avoid answering questions about racism, or owning up to the part they play.

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, She Thinks You’re Simpleminded (By Nature)

If you happen to lack intelligence or sophistication, which some might argue would disqualify you from even being eligible to date white women, there will come times when she speaks to you with a condescending tone, as if you know nothing, like she would a young child. In this scenario, her goal, you’ll notice, will be to ‘civilize’ you in a manner that’s suitable for her family, friends and colleagues. It would be her version of transforming a field slave to a house nigga.

Racism: Don’t Date That White Girl, She Will Only Expose Your Kids To Her Culture (No BET)

If you procreate with a white partner, she won’t be in a position, nor is it likely that she’ll be open to the idea of exposing your offspring to black culture more than her own culture. Don’t be fooled when she observes all of the accessories decorating your niece’s hair and says “how creative”. That’s code for “ghetto”.

 

The Black Hat is written by  Southern California based  Cory A. Haywood, a freelance writer and expert on Negro foolishness. Contact him via: coryhaywood@ymail.com and/or visit his blog: www.enterthehat.com, or send him a message on Twitter: @coryahaywood

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  • I was going to comment insightfully on this article but after reading everyone else's comments it seems that they said it best. Maybe there was one or two things that made me think,which is what something written should do even if you agree with it or not but overall I really can't feel any of the points that is trying to be made. Sounds like another Umar Johnson fan boy.

  • Good article. Can't imagine how many times one of these points has came up while i've dated a white women. Prejudice is always present, whether it's family, friends or other. Currently dating a white Polish women, have already had a few of her friends comment on the failure and disagreement of our relationship.

    • I'm sorry that you have actually experienced shit like this! This article was crazy to me. well written but inaccurate. I am a white women dating a black man. I love him very much, we are engaged, and my WHITE child from a past relationship has been raised with a lot of black culture exposure, even more then "white" culture. None of my friends have any judgments, because I dont keep people like that around me, i never have considered my boyfriend "simple minded " he is probably smarter than me. i dont load on PDA any more then I would at home- i kiss him a lot no matter where we are. He is not an experiment to me. I think this article may apply to some people which sucks. but this is not always the case. we love eachother very much, and he loves my daughter. I do not like the way this article is trying to represent ALL white women because NONE of this applies to me.

  • It's funny how this post bothers a lot of people. You people are taking this way too seriously. These things do not and will not keep black guys from dating/marrying white women. Most black guys don't even care one bit about most of the things on this list. They constantly come up with reasons not to date black women or why they don't like black women, but they rarely do that with white women and overlook many of the TRUE things on this list.

    Funny how no one seems to get mad when black guys/celebs tweet, make statements or are quoted putting down black women or only exalting light-skinned black women EXCEPT for black women. But let a black guy put up a mostly-true list about how white people view black men, and 90% of the comments are about how this is "racist."

    I'm a black lesbian myself and mainly white women show interest in me, but I refuse to date them for approximately half of the reasons on this list (especially the reasons about being an experiment, not understanding/sympathizing with race/racism and sex vs marriage), in addition to just finding dark-skinned black women and Asian women to be far more attractive overall (there are exceptions on all sides, but, generally, I prefer dark features). This list also fails to mention how most white women like to use blacks for money/won't date a black person unless he makes good money, which is another reason I won't mess with a white woman. As for black men, I can't figure out what's wrong with them when it comes to black vs white (whether gay or straight), but I do think the ones who let white girls/guys play them get what they deserve in the end. I applaud straight black women for being way more cautious and aware from the beginning when it comes to white men because some of the items on this list also apply to them, as well.

  • most of these are actually accurate and especailly the ones containing marriage chance, her sythziing with your racial struggles, and the culture she will raise your kid if it all goes well. However this is the majority of the case and there are white women for black men this list won't apply to

  • People should google this clown,he usually is anti Black women. So is he gay or trying to keep all the white women to himself? #clown

  • The author of this article might want to look into his own insecurities and paranoia about White women. Many of his observations come across as preconceived notions. He is clearly uncomfortable dating White women and seems to feel that he is somehow unworthy to date them, intimidated by them, or is doing something so taboo and immoral that it's negatively affected his social outlook. I wouldn't recommend advising men on intimate relationships based on your own weird hangups! Relax, meet a sincere woman and be the man ANY woman would be proud to have.

  • Niggers need to date niggers. Mudsharks, and race mixing are not good for society. Not to mention niggers are the most disgusting, lazy, and disrespectful people on earth. Why would a good white girl want to date a unemployed, chicken grease smelling, porch monkey? God I hate couples that race mix, shit is disgusting.

  • There is always an Ape in the cave..Knoujoh..You just have to open the door and leave it Ajar for a minute..I wonder why it is that some whites hate themselves so..Don't they know that most blacks DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY OR THINK .?...Dang..

  • THE YOUNG FELLOW WHO WROTE THIS ARTICLE LOOKS AS IF HE WAS UNACCEPTED BY WOMEN OF EVERY ETHNICITY.. I AGREE WITH THE BLOGGER THAT MADE THE STATEMENT;; ...."DO NOT WRITE ARTICLES BASE ON YOUR LACK LUSTER EXPERIENCES.".. I WAS MARRIED TO A WHITE FEMALE FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS..

    WE WERE FINE BUT I FINALLY BECAME AWARE THAT I PERFERRED MY OWN RACE MUCH MORE.(.we agreed) WE ARE NOW THE PROUD PARENTS OF 2 LOVELY AND VERY BRIGHT SONS....10 AND 12..THEY ARE COMFORTABLE WITH EITHER CULTURE.. WE TEACH THEM TO LOVE THE BEST OF THEMSELVES FIRST AND FOREMOST....PERIOD..AND THAT THEY DO VERY WELL.

    .WE ARE DIVORCED NOW, AND ARE TOTALLY CIVIL WITH AND TO EACH OTHER...NONE OF THE SIMPLE LISTING ABOVE APPLYS TO US..IF THEY DID I FAILED TO NOTICE..EVERY RELATIONSHIPS QUALITY WILL TOTALLY DEPEND UPON THE QUALITY OF THE PEOPLE ENVOLVED.....BAR NONE...