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*We’ve got follow up info about comedian Hannibal Buress‘ arrest Saturday night in Miami, but first …

If you’re a Phaedra Parks and a “Real Housewives of Atlanta” fan and you want to see both entities back together, guess what? She’s not on the same page with you these days. Yeah, who knew?

“I have no desire to,” was Parks response to TMZ when asked if she’d ever return to the show. “I mean, I’ve turned the page. I love being happy. I love living drama-free. My kids are happy and I am able to enjoy life.”

She even made a point about the toxic nature of the show and how it affected her health.

“It made me sick sometimes,” she said. “You know, it’s a lot to deal with.”

Let’s not forget that Parks was fired from “RHOA” earlier this year for spreading lies about castmate Kandi Burruss.

“She got caught in so many treacherous lies this season that even the producers (including Andy Cohen) have had enough,” a source told B. Scott at the time. “She even brought ‘fake’ divorce papers to the reunion to prove a point. No one knows whether she’s telling the truth about anything anymore.”

That was then. These days, Parks appears to be happy with her new life:

“Any woman who does reality should be congratulated and praised because honey, it’s a lot to it and people don’t really understand it until they’ve tried it.”

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Hannibal Buress (Photo: Miami Cade Corrections Dept.)

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Earlier we reported that Hannibal Buress got popped by Miami PD for getting drunk and acting a fool. However, he did try to do the right thing. He asked a cop to order him an Uber.

According to Buress’ arrest affidavit from his Saturday night bust in Miami, the arresting officer describes what allegedly happened before he detained the comedian.

The cop says Buress, replete with bloodstained eyes and a strong alcohol breath approached him, and then asked him to call an Uber for him. The officer says he refused, which only pissed Buress off even more and eventually led to his arrest.

Before the cop busted him, Buress went inside a bar. The officer says he asked the comedian to leave since he was too drunk. The two then made it outside, where the officer says Hannibal continued to hurl profanities at him and caused a crowd to form.

The cop says he asked him to leave 5 times before cuffing him.

The bottom line is Buress was arrested, but was released around 6am Sunday morning on a $500 bond.

But hey, check out dude’s high quality mug shot courtesy of the Miami Dade Corrections Department. It’s one of the best, if not THE best we’ve ever seen. He could easily rock that as a PR shot/pic. Seriously. 🙂